Helena Christensen has hard nipples…and it’s a nice reminder of a better, simpler time, where she was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when they were catalog and innovative, sending jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble… She must be 100 fucking years old in model years, and she’s probably seen a whole lot of dirty dirty things in her 75 year career, but she’s still got it going on…she’s Danish that isn’t Nina Agdal sensationalized dog shit that fucks A Lists….trying to make it…she’s Danish…that has made it…and still has it going on.. The post Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miranda Kerr did a photoshoot for her boyfriend at Snapchat, not necessarily commissioned for the dude at Snapchat, but for the billionaire in spirit because she needs to keep him interested in her. His app is peaking and very fucking important in the current media landscape, which is enough to make someone feel like a God who created such a wonderful thing that made him piles of money, it only happens once in a while, and with that level of young money, big money, on a brand that is so internationally accepted, comes a lot of girls, much hotter than Kerr, less obvious user opportunists than Kerr, less annoying than Kerr, who aren’t moms…like every single CURRENT VS model…who want his dick…making her seem a little obsolete…so get out there and do what you do mom….make it happen mom…maybe he’ll forget that you’ve been done for 5 years…because everything about him beyond her old tired used up pussy is NEW…and exciting… The post Miranda Kerr – Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Wendy Williams has gone all Wendy Williams on us again. The talk show host – who loves nothing more than to slam celebrities without having any facts to back up her outlandish opinions – has once again set her sights on Taylor Swift. Having already bashed Swift as the Queen of Mean last year, Williams delved into the ongoing Selena Gomez-Katy Perry-Orlando Bloom love triangle on Friday morning… … and somehow blamed the scandal on Swift. First, a refresher: Earlier in the week, photos surfaced on TMZ of Selena getting quite cozy and comfortable with Bloom at a party in Las Vegas following one of her concerts. This is interesting for a number of reasons, the main one being that Bloom is dating Perry. It's also worth noting that Bloom and Justin Bieber once came to blows because Bieber allegedly hooked up with Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr. And Bieber has quite the dating history with Gomez as well. So there's a lot of background here and many dots to connect… and it's worth mentioning that both Gomez and Perry have denied anything romantic is going on between Selena and Bloom. Okay, so that brings us back to Williams. Around the 12:20 mark of the video below, she says “I don’t think Selena really wants Orlando, because in my mind, she’s already been there and done that.” She's referring to previously (debunked) rumors that Gomez and Bloom have gotten hot and heavy in the past. But, fine, whatever. That's a harmless viewpoint to take. “But Selena is best friends with Taylor Swift,” Williams then explains. “And Taylor is low-key mean girl, doesn’t want to see anybody get anything.” Wendy then quickly goes over the much-publicized Swift-Perry feud before somehow determining the following: “Katy, you need to be looking at your man, and not Selena. Selena was sicced on him by Taylor Swift. Taylor is just a [bitch].” We put bitch in brackets because Williams basically mouths the word without saying it. So… just to try and follow this line of reasoning: According to Wendy Williams, Selena Gomez does not have an interest in Orlando Bloom. She only made out with him because Taylor Swift told her to… because Swift wanted to get back at Perry. Ignoring the ridiculous and wild speculation at play here, know who this is really insulting? Selena Gomez!!!! Wendy is making her sound like Taylor's puppet. See for yourself:
Selena Gomez is doing whatever she can to get in the media, including but not limited to fucking up to an cuddling up to Orlando Bloom the actor you assumed was Gay because he dates Katy Perry… Maybe this is some catty Taylor Swift coordinated scandal to go up against Katy Perry, and publicly embarrass her, or maybe it is a bi-product of Selena’s boyfriend Beiber fucking Orlando’s wife and baby momma Miranda Kerr a bunch of years ago – an incident I was first to report…because I’m so good at this modern journalism… Maybe it’s just a scandal to get into the news…as these things happen…because all these idiots are connected like some terrible high school we all watch… Maybe I am ashamed of myself for participating in this nonsense… Selena Gomez is doing all she can to get in as much media placement or attenton as possible – hoping to fill up the seats at her new concert tour that has just started….where she will love songs about being an independent child star trained by Disney who had a fake romance with Justin Beiber that she continues to milk because it’s the best PR stunt she’s had to date… I don’t care for Selena Gomez or her shitty pop music that gets produced because she has a huge fan base – and because people have no taste – and because music producers know how to trick people into liking or thinking they like songs – because humans are pretty fucking basic minds…and the figurehead the attach to the song, who is more a dancing, well trained puppet… Music and Live Shows makes more money than acting – so this is her cashing in, feeding her ego, and doing press for that tour…she’s shameless.. Here’s the shoot: Here’s the video… Here’s some GIFs where you can see that when she’s not photoshopped, her LUPUS bloat is on point – with the pudgy little attention seeking face… The post Selena Gomez Fucks with Orlando Bloom and Does Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber….I had the exclusive thanks to her management hating her and talking shit on her a few weeks after it happened but it only came out over a year after it happened…I am so current… That said, Miranda Kerr was fired from Victoria’s Secret for having sex with Justin Bieber…while married and a mom of a kid she probably never sees because Miranda Kerr is Australian and Australians like to get drunk and be crazy…but that’s not very Mall Brand Sweatshop Made Overpriced Panties to Afford all those MALL LOCATIONS friendly… So she was left scared and alone, to fend for herself with a lot of money, a hot model body, while her husband ran off with a bunch of dudes, before settling with Katy Perry, while she ran off with a bunch of billionaires, forcing her to go out there and find new brand deals..and magazines to feature her, because billionaires don’t like gold digging hookers unless they are working or published in the media… Her current billionaire is the SNAPCHAT guy who created SNAPCHAT to get girls to send him NUDES with confidence..and who probably has image recognition software that sends every nude private snapchat across his network to his inbox….but there were other billionaires, two who even had a fist fight over her, one who is now with Mariah Carrey and the whole thing is so ridiculous, considering there are a million Miranda Kerrs out there to fuck…who are still working for the mall brands…just ask LEO… This is her doing media to stay relevant, her tits look bigger, her hips look bigger, and I think it’s probably her best work, other than trying to get knocked up with BILLIONAIRE baby, it’s the actual retirement plan, she just needs to time it so that the kid is born when the first one turns 15, so she maximizes child support into her 50s…all this other photoshoot shit is just nonsense… The post Miranda Kerr for China to Get Billionaires of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For whatever reason, we don’t see nearly as much of Miranda Kerr as I’d like these days, but here’s the smoking hot supermodel and one of my all-time favorites giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers. And again, I’d still like to be seeing a whole lot more (skin, that is), but I’ll take what I can get these days. Photos: PacificCoastNews
In case you’ve ever wondered how supermodels like Miranda Kerr keep up their killer bodies, yeah, it’s definitely not from “jogging” on the beach for the paps, no matter how much my sources want to tell me this is a look at one of Miranda’s “workout sessions” with her personal trainer. It is, however, an awesome photo-op, especially thanks to the case of nippleitis Miranda seems to have come down with. So nevermind, I guess these pictures are a great workout after all. Well, for me and the Little Tuna, at least. Enjoy. » view all 14 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
It’s been over two years since Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom got divorced , but the ridiculously good-looking ex-couple still has a kid together, which means they’re still very much involved in one another’s lives. Miranda and Orlando have reportedly been able to co-parent amicably, and they’ve established a set of rules to ensure that their 5-year-old boy Flynn grows up in the most stable environment possible. Now, it seems that Orlando broke one of those rules with the help of Katy Perry. Following rumors that they hooked up at the Golden Globes, we now know that Katy and Orlando are dating , and from the looks of things, they’re moving very fast. In fact, they’re moving much too fact for Miranda’s taste. Kerr explained in a recent interview that she and Bloom have strict guidelines with regard to introducing Flynn to the new significant others in their lives. “We have to know the person for six months,” she explained. So it’s understandable that Kerr was not happy to find out Perry has already met her son after just one month of dating Bloom. According to Star magazine, Bloom recently brought Katy along when he and Flynn attended a birthday party for Robert Downey, Jr.’s son. “Miranda went off on Orlando for being so inconsiderate,” a source tells the tabloid. “Those photos of him and Katy playing happy family with Flynn broke her heart, but Orlando said she was being dramatic. “Miranda’s always had this hold over Orlando, even after they split. She would never admit it, but she feels very threatened by Katy. Orlando has fallen head over heels.” Of course, we really don’t blame him for falling for Katy. Say what you will about Orlando, the guy has impeccable taste in women.
Miranda Kerr is normally featured on the site as a guide for you to follow in how to bed a billionaire being a “model”… It looks like she was smart enough to not take any birth control, to let the frat boy over at Snapchat cum inside her….knowing that the child support from a second man with money…this time a billionaire…because she only does billionaires after the whole actor thing being a homoerotic and emotionally weird situation…is pretty fucking lucrative bother before and after the divorce…now all she has to do is get that wedding done and she’s officially set, not that she isn’t already… I guess this is what happens when your ex boyfriend and fellow Australian, who virtually runs Hollywood, drops you for Mariah Carey…you go after the first nerdy Billionaire you can find and swallow his cum with your pussy…. My kind of whore…but not really, my actual kind of whore is the 5 dollar kind… TO SEE THE REST OF NEW YORK FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I feel like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is trolling us… They’ve been using fat models for a while, pretending they were skinny, and now they are using Morbidly Obese models celebrating being Morbidly Obese because it is the PC generation…and body shaming is bad, even though being fat is an eating disorder, not genetics and laziness….I don’t care what these fat bitches say about genetics, they are fat and lazy, of course they’ll say that.. That said, that wasn’t enough for them, so they booked Nicola Griffin, who is 56 years old, and not Christie BRinkley 60, but granny at the bake sale 60, also fat, droopy, disgusting…but also old…and the PC police are fucking cumming themselves with all this inclusion… I don’t love fat chicks in bikinis, we fuck them when they are drunk and same goes for Menopausal women, who hormonally, or based on their egg count, aren’t even fucking women anymore.. I don’t understand how a bathing suit special issue of a Sports Magazine for men, or sports fans, has become a shopping guide that is friendly to women, in fact, the content has become designed for women…and that’s fucking weird… Here are some Sports Illustrated Immigrants Try to Prounouce “Rookie” of the Day, they don’t only use old an fat slobs in their shoots anymore… Barbara Palvin, the big and tall model that was used to divert Miranda Kerr having sex with Bieber despite being married. THe brand threw the Hungarian on the “bomb”…like it was WWII…not quite a Rookie, she’s been around for a while, but thank god she got that SI Swimsuit stamp of approval..right… Bo Krsmanovic also known as Bojana….straight from the mean streets of Belgrade….Serbia is one of my favorite countries to recruit the hottest yet down on their luck women to fuck….it is up the other Baltic countries where girls you probably jerk off to on webcam are from…. Sofia Resing straight from Brazil….amazing like the other Brazilians…..who aren’t trannies…. The post Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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