1983 marked great nude beginnings in skinema, like the film debuts of future Mr. Skin Nudity Hall-of-Famers Helena Bonham Carter , Nicole Kidman , and Juliette Binoche , as well as the nude debuts of Jamie Lee Curtis , Besty Russell , Linda Blair , Lea Thompson, and more! But(t) among all the horny hellos there was one sad goodbye: Phoebe Cates ‘s nude career went out with a moon at the end of Private School . See more of Mr. Skin’s Favorite Nude Scenes of 1983 after the jump!
Her name is Joy Bryant. She’s on a show called Parenthood, and apparently she’s also on a website called DrunkenStepfather.com, this is like a huge career movie, and it’s all thanks to wearing a bikini…. She’s probably got the flattest ass a black girl’s ever had, but that’s all part of being a black in Hollywood, you know not really black, cuz producers and directors are all racist…I mean shit, have you ever heard Precious or Halle Berry talk, it’s like bitches are rich private school girls only concerned with their next designer clothes, or whether their moms gonna by them a white BMW or a Black one for their 16 birthday, or in Precious’ case how soon her next feeding is cuz she’s already fucking hungry…. You get what I’m saying. This is white man black woman….but she’s in a bikini and she’s skinny, so I’m digging it… TO See The Rest of the Pics Follow THis Link
The other day, I posted her first topless scene , cuz topless scenes happen when girls can’t get work and realize their self-worth lies in their tits and if that’s what it takes to pay the mortgage and the coke habit then that’s just what bitch is gonna do. That’s why rejection and failure is fuckin amazing…. Kirsten Dunst was in Montreal filming a few months ago. I didn’t run into her because apparently she was too busy locking herself in bathrooms with much older men…and it was unfortunate I didn’t have more drive…cuz I totally would have tried to measure my dick using her pussy as a ruler…if you know what I mean. Here are her really bad teeth in some tight pants to celebrate her comeback… Remember watch her topless scene if you missed it cuz this was pretty much a historic moment in anyone who jerked off to her in the 90s and we need to encourage her to do more…
I know that Angela Simmons may not be as authentic of a black girl as Precious, you know with that whole being raised fucking rich in a white suburb, when not chillin’ at your mansion on Miami thanks to daddy’s hip hop career and uncle Russell’s adult lisp that inspired him to make big moves cuz it was the only way he was gonna get laid….which means that she’s the kind of black girl you white folk can get with and not be intimidated by because they get you…you know the Halle Berry style that is pretty much like dating some jappy bitch from a private school only with some hair you can’t get wet or it’ll turn into a gremlin…. I like all black girls I know. They are just cool. But the girls I know are pretty gutter and haven’t quite been assimilated into a darker shade of white…but that doesn’t mean I still wouldn’t teach Run DMC’s kid what working a cotton field was like with my dick. You only think that’s racist cuz you’re racist…I’m just making cultural and historical references assholes. Here she is in a bikini/bathing suit cuz I like bikinis/bathing suits.
Image credit: OrganicNation I’ve been thinking a lot about scale recently. “Small is Beautiful” has long been a rallying cry of the green movement—and yet in light of the massive challenges we face, I’m thinking we shouldn’t turn our backs on “big” either. It’s true, my post on more sustainable industrial monoculture was met with derision from some, and I’m not sure my follow up
Catholicism is a dated concept that just didn’t evolve with our times. We are a sexed up society and depriving people of sex just ends up in kids getting molested. So when I see a priest quit working for the church because he knows everything he learned in priest school was bullshit and that God will not turn on him for living a good life that includes banging chicks, kinda like when you see Doctors smoking, it makes me happy knowing that dude followed his biological needs, instead of deprive himself and leave him so charged up he takes a blowjob from an alterboy… I am not against faith, just faith that makes no sense, and this bitch named Faith who I met at a bar down the street who spat in my face when I asked to see her boobs….making bumping into her always annoying…I am just curious who in their right mind would give their lives to God to work for the church in this era, other than homeless people looking for a job, warm bed and food and closet case homosexuals….and I guess what I think doesn’t matter…but I do like seeing this move from Pristhood to the Clithood…you know from the confession booth to the bedroom and if he gets to keep his priest dress, some grown up Catholic private school girl with negative feelings towards the church will get to live out some serious fantasies, like the Catholic private school girl I once met who was so repressed she’d masturbate with a Virgin Mary statue in her mom’s room…for fucking serious….
Filed under: Movies , Beauty , ‘Memba Them?! In the ’80s, Betsy Russell became famous for starring in a bunch of campy teen movies like “Private School,” “Avenging Angel” and “Tomboy.” Guess what she looks like now! … Permalink
Celine Dion is pregnant, a rep for the 41-year-old singer confirmed. “Celine and [husband Rene Angelil are very happy,” the rep said of the news, adding that “they are crazy in love over the pregnancy … they are overjoyed.” Herself the product of a family of 14, Dion only learned of her condition on Monday, reports Tuesday’s Journal de Montreal, after she and Ren
#47: Sheral Smith Name: Sheral Smith School: New Summit School City: Jackson, MS Age of Teacher: 37 Age of Student: 14 Rank: 47 Charges: Statutory rape and transfer of a controlled substance. Summary: Sheral Smith was a teacher at the New Summit School, a private school that seeks to “promote academic achievement and social growth.” She was arrested after allegedly sleeping with a 14-year-old male student and giving him a Xanax pill.
