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Roseanne Barr Poses Like Kim Kardashian: Hey There, Kanye…

It is totally on between Kim Kardashian and… Roseanne Barr?!? In a new Instagram selfie, the 61-year old comedian strikes the sort of pose that would make Kim proud (see Kim Kardashian, butt selfie and Kim Kardashian, boobs selfie ) and then sends a seductive message to her fiance. “Hey #kanye,” Barr Tweeted along with the provocative photo clearly making a last-second play for the rapper. Will it work? Will West ditch Kardashian prior to their May 24 nuptials ? Should he? Would you?!? Kompare, kontrast and klick below: With which star would you rather make a sex tape? And the Winner is? Roseanne Barr Click Here To Vote for Roseanne Kim Kardashian Click Here To Vote for Kim Roseanne Barr is posing here like Kim Kardashian and trying to seduce Kanye West. Who would you prefer to plow? View Poll » Gonna be a battle to the bitter end in this poll, we have a feeling. Also, check out more bikini photos (of Kim, not Roseanne): 20 Hottest Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it? View As List 1. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Pic Kim Kardashian has her bikini body back! This is such great news, isn’t it? 2. Kim Kardashian Bikini Body: The Return! It’s back! Kim Kardashian has regained her bikini body! We knew she could do it! 3. Kim Kardashian Bikini Bump Take this, haters! Kim Kardashian bares her pregnant stomach in a bikini on this Us Weekly Cover. 4. Kim Kardashian Bikini Pose Kim Kardashian poses here in a bikini. It’s an unusual look for the reality star. She typically wears so many more layers. 5. New Kim Kardashian Bikini Pic Kim Kardashian hikes up her bikini bottom in this Twit pic. Do you like the look? 6. Kim Kardashian Bikini Image Hey, Kim Kardashian is back in a bikini! The reality star decided to Tweet this photo, just because really. 7. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photograph Kim Kardashian is on a diet. It consists of being rich and having lots of time to spend with a personal trainer. 8. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photos Kim Kardashian has posted these photos of herself in a bikini on Twitter. Why? Because that’s what Kim Kardashian does. 9. Kim Kardashian Bikini Tweet Kim Kardashian has Tweeted this photo of herself in a bikini. Why? Because that’s what Kim Kardashian does. 10. Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover Kim Kardashian has found a diet that works, as touted on this tabloid cover. It’s called “Airbrushing.” 11. Kim Kardashian Bikini Photo Kim Kardashian says she wants to get a six-pack. We don’t think she needs to change anything about her body at all. 12. Kim Kardashian Bikini Shot Reggie Bush looks on approvingly as Kim Kardashian models a bikini for GQ. These two have a remarkably stable relationship. 13. Kim Kardashian Bikini Kim Kardashian is all wet. She’s probably thinking about Reggie Bush. 14. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Body Kim Kardashian is officialy back! She posted this photo of herself in a bathing suit to Instagram. 15. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pit Kim Kardashian in a one-piece? Eh, we prefer this busty brunette in a bikini. 16. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Shot Yup. It’s another Kim Kardashian bathing suit photo. The reality star really has too much time on her hands. 17. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Pic Kim Kardashian shows off some serious cleavage in this Instagram photograph. That’s really nothing new for her, of course. 18. Kim Kardashian Bathing Suit Kim Kardashian thinks she’s a Bond Girl. What do you make of this unique swimming creation? 19. Kim Kardashian Teeny Bikini Pic Why does this bikini look small on Kim Kardashian? Because it actually belongs to Kylie Jenner. 20. Kim Kardashian Boobs Selfie Kim Kardashian likes showing off her boobs. This is an especially nice cleavage shot.

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Roseanne Barr Twitter Rant: I’m Gonna Go Do Geriatric Porn!

Roseanne Barr is at it again, going off an amazing rant on Twitter about how she’s done with the TV business and is considering going into porn instead. Porn of the geriatric variety, no less. That’s a direct quote, THGers. “I’m going to start doing porn now-f-ck it-that’s right-geriatric porn. ‪#movingtoPortugal,” the 61-year-old comic actress tweeted.‬ Is Portugal renowned for adult films featuring the AARP crowd? That’s not a rhetorical question, we’re genuinely curious. In any case, she wasn’t done. “I’m never going to work in television again. I’m never going to even attempt it. I feel as if I’ve been insulted / assaulted for over a year,” she went on. “Actually, for many years … from my first reality show to my second and two failed development details. Don’t call me – I won’t call you. I’m gone.” “Not ONE word remained of any ideas I had. I was constantly ‘corrected’ as if I had no track record whatsoever. I’m just enraged over all of it.” It’s unclear what prompted the diatribe, but she was/is pissed! Barr went on to tweet about an unnamed showrunner who went MIA as a part of her “script writing process” and returned with a script she didn’t like. Just when it appeared she was about to call it a night – “anyway, no more drunk tweeting late at night for me!” Roseanne wrote – Barr was back at it. “Hollywood’s always trying to kill their own stars, whether creatively or physically, burying them under psychic stress, greed and gas lighting,” she charged. Sounds pretty terrible, whatever it is she’s going through. Regardless of her future career prospects in geriatric-themed sex films, Barr has been a notable presence on social media in the past few years. Some of her earlier Twitter tirades included … Going off on Miley Cyrus Twerking and posing nude for Terry Richardson et al., claiming that the young singer is “being used by pimps” Slamming the Catholic Church for covering up molestation Blaming the suicide of Marie Osmond’s son on the church Declaring her candidacy for President of the U.S. Bashing Ann Romney as a clueless liar

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Jeffrey Ross Dreses Like Joe Paterno, Cracks Colorado Shooting Jokes at Comedy Central Roast

Jeffrey Ross arrived for the Comedy Central Roast of Roseanne Barr yesterday dressed as Joe Paterno and accompanied by two young boys in only Penn State helmets and a towel. To many, though, this get-up was actually NOT the most offensive act by the comedian during the event. Still wearing his costume, Ross took to the podium and addressed a red-haired Seth Greene with a clear reference to alleged Colorado shooter James Holmes : “Congratulations,” Ross said to Green. “This is actually a really big night for you. You haven’t gotten this much attention since you shot all those people in Aurora.” To a mixture of boos and scattered applause, Ross then added: “I’m kidding! You’re not like James Holmes. At least he’s doing something in a movie theater that people remember.” Zing … ouch … and totally inappropriate ? Ross’ attempt at humor came a week after Dane Cook also made a stand-up joke about the incident, although at least Ross focused his quips on Holmes. Cook actually made fun of the victims. Still, even Roseanne herself said afterward that Ross “crossed the line,” adding: “But comedy is about moving the line… And where is the line in a country that has freedom of speech? Maybe there isn’t one.” Do you agree? What do you think of Ross’ jokes?

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Adam Carolla: Women Aren’t Funny!

Adam Carolla, a comedian best known for The Man Show and whose career has sunk to a point where he appeared this year on Celebrity Apprentice , is in serious hot water for comments made to The New York Post . Simply put, Carolla told the newspaper that women are not funny. “They make you hire a certain number of chicks, and they’re always the least funny on the writing staff,” Carolla said of Hollywood. ‘The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I’m just gonna tell her, ‘Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they’ll have to hire you, they can’t really fire you, and you don’t have to produce that much. It’ll be awesome.'” Was Carolla worried about backlash when he made this statement? No, he added. “When you’re picking a basketball team, you’ll take the brother over the guy with the yarmulke. Why? Because you’re playing the odds. When it comes to comedy, of course there’s Sarah Silverman, Tina Fey, Kathy Griffin – super-funny chicks. But if you’re playing the odds? No. “If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a dude? Think we’d know who she was? Honestly.” Of course, the backlash came instantly… and humorously, largely from female comedians. To wit, via Twitter: Lena Dunham : “Wait, Adam Carolla, is he the one who did the voice of the parrot in Aladdin??? He makes me giggle.” Jenny Johnson : “The biggest impact this whole Adam Carolla scandal has had is discovering 95% of people have no idea how to spell ‘Carolla.” Danielle Corsetto : “In an ironic twist, ‘women aren’t funny’ ranked number one funniest thing Adam Carolla has ever said.” Molly McAleer : “I don’t take Adam Carolla saying women aren’t funny seriously. He once told a caller on Loveline to eat a used tampon, y’know?” Which gender do YOU think is funnier?

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Lady Gaga’s “Judas” & Kylie’s “Better The Devil You Know” Mashed Up By Steps

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Reunited pop act Steps kicked off their Ultimate Tour last night in Belfast, and the UK group surprised the crowd with an array of covers of and mashups — one of which was Lady Gaga’s “Judas” (the chorus pretty much sounds like it could have been a Steps jam from a decade ago) and Kylie … More » Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Idolator Discovery Date : 03/04/2012 03:01 Number of articles : 2

Lady Gaga’s “Judas” & Kylie’s “Better The Devil You Know” Mashed Up By Steps

Video: The Fray’s Strange National Anthem Performance at NCAA Championship Game

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Various celebrities offering their own unique takes on how our national anthem should sound is nothing new. We’ve witnessed everyone from Roseanne Barr to Carl Lewis to Steven Tyler to a whole plethora of others take it upon themselves to butcher The Star-Spangled Banner, so it’s hard to really surprise folks with a bad performance these days – even if it’s really bad. That said, right before Monday’s… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Opposing Views Discovery Date : 03/04/2012 04:14 Number of articles : 2

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WATCH: LOLs, Sadfaces Ensue When Comedians Read Twitter Insults Aloud

Because it’s always good to remember that when you’re judging famous people on Twitter , they sometimes read it (and weep), Jimmy Kimmel corralled a gaggle of comedians and comic actors to read some of the meanest Tweet-critiques they’ve received for the camera. I think we can all take a few universal lessons from this video: Namely, that celebrities like Jason Bateman , Presidential candidate Roseanne , and Andy Dick really are like the rest of us little Tweeters — well okay, maybe not Andy Dick. Also: Will Ferrell reads his @ messages while on the can, too! If that can’t bring us together as a Tweeple, what will? [via Jimmy Kimmel ]

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Lori Loughlin walking the streets of Robertson Boulevard

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Lori Loughlin walking the streets of Robertson Boulevard talked about the Super Bowl and the possibilities of Roseanne Barr running for President of the United States of America. “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Twitter Beef: Roseanne Barr Goes In On Beyonce & Jay-Z Over Etta James!

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In an even odder Twitter beef than Nicki Minaj vs Cher; Roseanne Barr blasted Beyonce, Jay-Z and President Obama on the social network for the way they treated Etta James during the President’s first few days in office. After cursing out a couple of Beyonce stans, Roseanne went into a rant claiming she will run for president and that Beyonce is an OK singer! Beyonce Mourns Etta James’ Death With Tribute Etta James Dead At 73

Twitter Beef: Roseanne Barr Goes In On Beyonce & Jay-Z Over Etta James!

Roseanne Barr Reality Show: Coming to Lifetime

Roseanne Barr, a washed-up comedian whose most relevant pop culture appearance in the last decade took place in a Snickers Super Bowl spot this year, will soon anchor a new Lifetime reality show. The reasons why are unclear. But the network has ordered 16 episodes of a series that will follow Roseann’s life as the head of a macadamia and live stock farm in Hawaii. Longtime boyfriend Johnny Argent and son Jake will also appear. “Roseanne Barr is an undeniable force of nature and the idea of following her in this unique premise excited us from the get-go, ” Lifetime president and general manager, Nancy Dubuc, said in a statement. “Roseanne is funny and brutally honest, and our audience will relate to her decision to go on this adventure and create an entirely new life for herself.” Are you excited for the return of Roseanne?

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