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LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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Katy Perry Is Ugly With Make-Up, Here She Is Without It of the Day

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell…. I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”…. She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn…. Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head…. Happy New Year.

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Katy Perry Is Ugly With Make-Up, Here She Is Without It of the Day

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell…. I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”…. She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn…. Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head…. Happy New Year.

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Katy Perry Is Ugly With Make-Up, Here She Is Without It of the Day

I have always said that Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. People would send me hate, but I could never see past the fact that she looks like a skinny Rosie O’Donnell and that’s not saying much, cuz someone 30 pounds overweight in serious industrial strength spanx could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell, hell even Roseanne Barr could pass as a skinny Rosie O’Donnell…. I have always said that even with all her movie make-up, there is nothing hot about her other than her tits. So seeing this disgusting picture of her without make-up came as no real surprise to me, cuz this is what I always see when I see her, even when her tits are “out to here”…. She can’t even sing or dance, her songs are irritating as shit and her tits bore me, cuz so many bitches have great tits, we don’t need to make milionaires out of them, and we don’t need to make them think they are worth more than the tits they are packing, especially when the rest of them looks like it belongs in a barn…. Good thing Russell Brand is gay, cuz if he wasn’t, marrying shit like this could really fuck with your head…. Happy New Year.

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Chelsea Handler To Host The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards

VMAs air live from Los Angeles on Sunday, September 12, at 9 p.m. ET. By James Montgomery Chelsea Handler Photo: Getty Images The censors have been put on high alert, and the celebs have been given fair warning: Sardonic and sass-tacular comedian Chelsea Handler has been tapped to host the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards — airing live from the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles on Sunday, September 12, at 9 p.m. ET — and things are probably gonna get a little raw. Handler — best known for her exploits on the outrageous late-night talk show “Chelsea Lately” and her three best-selling, brutally honest (and brutally funny) books — won’t pull any punches on VMA night. She’ll also be making a little history, becoming only the second woman to fly solo as VMA host and the first since 1994, back when Roseanne Barr lorded over the proceedings. She’ll join a rapidly growing roster of performers (including Kanye West , Florence and the Machine , B.o.B and Justin Bieber ) and presenters (Ke$ha, Nicki Minaj, Ashley Greene and Ne-Yo) for the big show. And more names are being added daily. While the stage will be overflowing with stars, the actual winners of the VMAs will be determined by you. Viewers can vote for their favorites by visiting VMA.MTV.com

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Roseanne Barr: Nazi Leaders Hitler, Goebbels and Himmler Were Jewish

Roseanne Barr on Friday said leaders of the Nazi Party such as Adolf Hitler, Joseph Goebbels, and Heinrich Himmler were all Jewish. In the comedienne’s latest anti-Semitic rant , she also claimed that many Palestinians are Jewish and were “driven out of their homes by a cheney-ized [sic] Judeo Christian Bushite America.” Further demonstrating her serious need for counseling, Barr said Nazi scientists “successfully created a mutant human–a hybrid of Jewish mentality and German Resolve, the Zionist.” Readers are cautioned before proceeding as this is seriously disturbed stuff (h/t NB reader Consigliere5):  Many of the Palestinian people are jewish and became christian after Israel stole their land and homes. They were dark skinned, and so driven out of their homes by a cheney-ized Judeo Christian Bushite America. the jewish american socialists are sending a flotilla from america to break the blockade of the anti-semitic zionists in Gaza! Zionists are German. weird hybrid. In order to defeat euro socialism, Hitler leveraged the rich jewish industrialists against the working class jews. The Russian accounts say that the last trains to Auschwitz were first class, as that is all the leverage left to the jewish oligarchs within the ‘reich’, (other than the jews like Hitler, Goebbels, and Himmler at the top). The scientists of the Reich successfully created a mutant human–a hybrid of Jewish mentality and German Resolve, the Zionist– He who broke the back of the labor movements and socialism,— which is the goal of National Socialism—(different word for the American Southern Confederacy-the one Anne Coulter loves).   Seriously, this woman needs psychiatric attention and fast.  Exit question: Does Barr really believe this nonsense, or does she go off on one of these absurd rants every now and then to draw attention to herself? 

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THG Week in Review: April 3-9, 2010

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip’s Week in Review. Here our staff reflects on the past seven days in Hollywood gossip, celebrity news and rumors. Highlights from April 3-9 include … Dr. Conrad Murray’s defense in the Michael Jackson case will be that the singer killed himself by injecting a lethal dose of Propofol while Murray left the room. Conrad plans to attack the cops’ MJ’s evidence on multiple fronts . Tiger Woods’ return to golf at The Masters featured a couple of good rounds (so far), a controversial new Nike ad , some funny banners, and a new mistress (from long ago, but just revealed) by the name of Raychel Coudriet . Kate Gosselin made headlines for another bad effort on Dancing with the Stars (she was not eliminated, though Tony Dovolani wants her gone), a new reality show , as well as a brewing custody lawsuit from d-bag Jon Gosselin. Someone with a plane and too much free time rips Tiger Woods. Former NFL star Tiki Barber split with his wife Ginny following an affair with Traci Lynn Johnson , an intern he had an affair with for two years. Bruce Bereford-Redman, a former producer on Survivor , was detained in the death of his wife . An extramarital affair he had may be related. Nicolette Sheridan is suing Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry for assault , battery, gender discrimination and wrongful termination. Ann Kelly alleges a scandalous affair with Bruce Springsteen. Roseanne Barr decided she’d slam the Catholic Church. Say it ain’t so, guys! He hates parents, but the planet belongs to Justin Bieber . Word has it these guys may have considerable endowments. American Idol shockingly ousted, then saved Michael Lynche . Is Lin Yu Chun the next Susan Boyle? The Taiwanese one? Robert Pattinson may portray the late rocker Kurt Cobain. Sarah Palin is goin’ rogue, and nuclear , on the President. Michael Lohan. Kate Major. Gross. Couple news: Rihanna and Matt Kemp are officially dating, as are Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne; Gerard Butler may be dating Laurie Chelowa ; Jennifer Love Hewitt’s new victim may be John Asher ; Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy have broken up; A pair of Gossip Girl couples reportedly split. Wedding and baby news: Elizabeth Taylor is engaged to Jason Winters , who will be her ninth husband; Diablo Cody is married and pregnant; Michael Lohan and Kate Major just got engaged and are already looking to procreate so hard . Robin Thicke and Paula Patton welcomed a son. Don’t forget to follow The Hollywood Gossip on Twitter for all the latest news, celebrity gossip, rumors, commentary and humor as it happens, 24/7/365!

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The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: February 27-March 5, 2010

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip ‘s Week in Review, where we take a look back at the past week in celebrity gossip, entertainment news and rumors. What was your favorite story of the week? Anything in particular stand out or get you fired up? Some highlights from February 27-March 5 include … Crystal Bowersox looks poised for a run on American Idol , as do Aaron Kelly and Michael Lynche. The week’s eliminations were mostly on point. Jake Pavelka chose Vienna Girardi on The Bachelor finale. They are engaged. Tenley Molzahn? crushed. Ali Fedotowsky? The Bachelorette . Oh, and Jake was somehow named to the Dancing with the Stars cast right afterward. Then accused of cheating on Vienna with Tanya Douglas . Kate Gosselin will also be on DWTS this season. Jon Gosselin made news this week too, after Hailey Glassman posted this picture on Twitter. The Bachelor. Dancing with the Stars. West Hollywood. Jake is everywhere. Elin Woods is moving back in with Tiger. Admirable or pathetic? Adam Lambert revelations of the week, drug use, bi-curiosity . Naomi Campbell needs to chill with the phone attacks . Same goes for the Jackson kids and stun guns . Yeesh. Erica Mongeon (a.k.a. one of the Ikki Twins) is in a coma . Ke$ha called out Britney for lip-synching. She makes a point. Ben Roethlisberger is accused (but not charged yet) with sexual assault in Georgia. The story is still developing, It’s the second such Ben story. Roseanne Barr is apparently still around, and making headlines for comments about Marie Osmand’s deceased son. Like, WTF kind of comments. Close second on the WTF scale, but with a far more lucid reason behind his remarks: Sean Penn saying he hopes his critics get rectal cancer. Wow. Need a good sound bite? Try Roseanne Barr or Sean Penn. Baby news: Christina Milian & The-Dream (girl), Keyshia Cole & Daniel Gibson (boy), Eric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart (girl), Joey Lawrence & wife (girl #2). Wedding bells: Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney from The Bachelor married in a monsoon. So did Jared Padalecki and Genevieve Cortese. Well, no monsoon. R.I.P.: Michael Blosil , son of Marie Osmond. Don’t forget to follow The Hollywood Gossip on Twitter for all the latest news, celebrity gossip, rumors, commentary and humor as it happens, 24/7/365.

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WTF Alert: Roseanne Barr Blames Suicide of Marie Osmond’s Son on Sexual Preference, Church

Late last month, the 17-year old son of Marie Osmond jumped from his Los Angeles apartment building and killed himself . It was a tragic event and the reaction of most celebrities was to pass along their sympathy to the family before politely leaving the Osmonds alone. Except for Roseanne Barr, that is. The former sitcom star has taken to her blog and randomly cited Marie’s son’s homosexuality as the basis for his death, placing a lot of blame on the Osmond’s church and pretty much calling Marie a liar. She wrote the following: marie osmonds poor gay son killed himself… because he had been told how wrong and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people in it. Calling that “depression” is a lie! Yet the Osmonds still talk lovingly about their church, saying nothing about its extremely anti-gay Crusade. Marie also has a gay daughter! Hey, I want her and all the gay kids in the world to know that they are just fine being gay and that they deserve love and respect instead of insults and rebuke! I have gay people in my family and my circle of friends and I am kicking bigot ass and taking names! She continued: Marie please don’t talk about how your faith in your church has helped you get through this one! Please get some integrity and tell that church of yours that you will leave it and stop giving it ten percent of your money if they don’t stop trying to destroy your kids’ and all gay people’s civil rights and dreams and hopes!! G-d is trying to use you for something good and this is your opportunity! Your church is wrong and on the wrong wrong wrong side of things! Get as vocal about that as you are about your diet. G-d bless you too, Marie. The only reaction we can come up with to this: WTF?!? Who calls out the mother of a son that just committed suicide?!? THG readers, send in your most hateful judgments on Roseanne right now…

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