Here’s Olivia Munn promoting her new movie Mortdecai and proving what I always say, that on the right hottie, a tight shirt can be just as sexy as something more revealing. But I guess that’s sort of like saying Munn is just as hot now that she’s a real actress instead of just another attention-seeking nobody. I mean, sure, it’s technically true, but who are we kidding? We all know we’d prefer it the other way around if we had the choice. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews
I don’t know if watching Bella Thorne doing this dance is supposed to be hot. She’s some teen starlet who was sold by her parents to the entertainment industry along with her sisters, who for some reason didn’t get picked up, but this one did, and one out of 5 is enough to never have to work again… But I do know that there are countless dudes who are watching this who think it is hot, becasue she’s a teenager, and thanks to teenagers being illegal and off limits, comes to dudes in America over sexualizing teens because they can’t have them. Sounds healthy, especially when the teens are well aware of the perverts out there, and that they fuck with them intentionally because it’s good for business.. That said, Here she is being a ninja
Her name is Cora Keegan, she’s not a super famous model, in fact, she’s a model who hates modeling, and will probably just end up knocked up with some rich older guy’s kid, because she can’t be bothered working, she’d rather sit around, listen to music, get high and fuck, but she’s still booking campaigns, despite how dumb she pretends to think modelling is, when I am pretty sure she’s probably laughing about how dumb modelling is with every check she cashes for 30,000 dollars or more…you know tormented about the scam she pulling, hoping to have or do something more substantial, all while cashing the fuck in… the entire time…you know a phony higher purpose or whatever and the reality is, she can do whatever the fuck she wants, because she’s got a great face…and I am in love with her. My biggest regret is not kidnapping her, locking her in my basement and making her my wife when i had the chance…seriously, lovely as fuck on all fronts…even if her real name isn’t Cora Keegan and she won’t tell me what it is…because I think it will lead to me knowing she’s a rich kid and rich kids hate being recognized for being rich kids…they want to pretend to do things themselves..while complaining the entire way…
Looks like those reports of Farrah Abraham’s strip club salary were accurate. The reality TV star turned porn actress, wannabe musician, aspiring restaurateur and erotic novel author has added a new notch on her career belt: Farrah is now one of the richest strippers in Austin, and she proved it by purchasing a baller $100,000 Mercedes-Benz with the proceeds from her nude gig. Yes, she is an actual stripper … and possibly an actual prostitute as well. Whether or not Farrah dabbles with businessmen in private has not been concretely established, but she sure as heck has been doing so in public. Abraham began stripping at the Palazio Gentleman’s Club in Austin in July and reportedly signed a contract with the high-end establishment for $544,000. She charges $2,500 for an hour or $500 for 10 minutes. Ten minutes . When you’re raking in that kind of coin just to give horny men a fleeting glimpse of what they can see for free online, you don’t roll up to the club in a Toyota Corolla. Abraham, not surprisingly, was the most Googled reality star of 2013. Of course, she did not appear on Teen Mom during that calendar year, but did make her porn debut, so that deck was stacked in her favor by all accounts. She also posed for photos such as these. Enough said. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.
CBS has come out with the full cast for Survivor Season 29 (yes, 29!) and it includes an ex-Major League Baseball pitcher, along with an ex-boyfriend of Clay Aiken. It also includes a married firefighter and police officer, along with college sweethearts and many sibling-sibling tandems. Look for the new season to premiere on September 24 and for one of the following teams to take home the $1 million grand prize. BROTHERS : Drew Christy, 25, a traveling sales rep from Winter Park, Fla. Alec Christy, 22, a student from Winter Park, Fla. MARRIED : Jeremy Collins, 36, a firefighter from Foxboro, MA Val Collins, 35, a police officer from Foxboro, MA DATING : Reed Kelly, 31, a Broadway performer from New York, NY Josh Canfield, 32, an actor/singer/writer from New York, NY COLLEGE SWEETHEARTS: Jon Misch, 26, a financial assistant from Waterford, MI. Jaclyn Schultz, 25, a media buyer from Las Vegas, NV DATING: John Rocker, 39, a former baseball player (Braves, Indians, Rangers and Devil Rays) from Atlanta, GA Julie McGee, 34, a model/spray tan business owner from Atlanta, GA SISTERS: Natalie Anderson, 28, a student and Crossfit coach from Edgewater, NJ Nadiya Anderson, 28, a Crossfit coach and project coordinator at Bridge2Peace from Edgewater, NJ FATHER & SON: Keith Nale, 53, a fire captain from Shreveport, LA Wes Nale, 23, a firefighter from Shreveport, LA MOTHER & DAUGHTER: Missy Payne, 47, a cheerleading gym owner from Dallas, TX Baylor Wilson, 20, a student from Nashville, TN FATHER & DAUGHTER: Dale Wentworth, 55, a farmer from Ephrata, WA Kelley Wentworth, 28, a marketing manager from Seattle WA 13 Reality Shows That Have Actually Existed 1. Sex Box Sex Box is actually a show. It will air on WEtv and it will feature couples having sex. In a box.
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian sat down for an interview with Joan Rivers recently, and as you may have guessed, the inappropriate jokes came fast and furious right off the bat. Well, more accurately, LeAnn and Eddie laid down for Rivers’ web series titled In Bed With Joan. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian: In Bed With Joan We’re not sure what they’re promoting, as their VH1 reality show has been a ratings disaster and is now limping to the end of its first and final season, but we’re glad Rimes and Cibrian did this interview, if only so they could prove to the world that LeAnn can actually be more offensive than Joan. Yes, we know this is the same Joan Rivers who said Palestinians deserve to die because they’re stupid. Even taking “jokes” like that into account, LeAnn may have actually said something more indefensible in the clip above: Asked about losing her virginity, LeAnn says that it all went down in a hotel in Monte Carlo and then gleefully adds, “I think I raped him.” See? In a way, it’s far worse than Joan’s Palestine comments and Eddie’s jokes about LeAnn’s eating disorder , because not only is LeAnn making a rape joke (at least we hope it’s a joke), she’s casting herself as the aggressor in the scenario. We know it was an off-the-cuff remark and LeAnn was trying to be funny, but even so, not cool. Expect her to tweet an apology in the next few hours. LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian Pics: Happy Home-Wreckers 1. LeAnn Rimes With Eddie Cibrian Photo LeAnn Rimes with Eddie Cibrian. They got married more than two years ago now.
If you’re anything like this writer, the sheer wonderment of why a name as racially specific as “Daquan” was trending on Twitter was enough to look into the latest meme craze. What followed was something more ridiculous than anyone could imagine… Continue
Jessica Alba posted this bikini ass shot that is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly…and as much as I love photoshopped 30 year old has-beens, who probably still have awesome bodies, even after having a couple kids, but who probably doesn’t still have an awesome vagina, after having a couple kids, because you can work your body back into shape if you do fitness and eat right, but you can’t rebuild a vagina…even with surgery…specially not when you’re building a huge business for other new moms, making you the figure head of young moms with this lifestyle brand bullshit…. What it comes down to is that staring at her bikini ass is so standard, and obvious. It’s like it was 1999 all over again, but we’ve had 15 years of desenstization, I’m far for more into getting off to something more obscure….like her selfie reflection of her playlist…and her doc martins…it’s a new kind of porn…a very specific new kind of porn…
Michelle Jenneke is a bit of a monster, but black people don’t care about that, they just like that she has sturdy hurdler legs and athleticism that looks like she can take a beating in the bedroom, and by sturdy legs and athleticism to take a beating in the bedroom, I mean she’s white..they like that she’s white… Not that the Worldstar audience is black, like all things mainstream hip hop, suburban white kids are all about that shit…it keeps them hood…like chains, drug dealing, and rapping in the mall parking lot…turning their white accent to something more hood…you know to keep shit urban… But more importantly, they took a monster, shot her to look good, and this is the hottest you’ll ever see Michelle Jenneke, because lets face it, what else is there for her to really do with her career, she’s a fucking hurdler… Here are pics of her to remind you that she’s a monster…she had one viral hit…and now she’s just proving if you’re not fat, and oiled up in the pool you look good…
