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Hide Ya Kids: Married Georgia Teacher Popped By One-Time For Chopping Down Two Students

Why can’t these thirsty female teachers find some peen their own age? Teacher Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Student Her husband’s friends are probably like, “We told you not to marry that pervert ho!” According to WTEV: A former math teacher from Georgia is in jail facing sexual assault charges. The McIntosh County Sheriff’s office arrested 41-year-old Lori Carmichael Quigley at her home in Brunswick last Friday. Lori Carmichael Quigley, 41, is accused of having sex with at least two students at the McIntosh County Academy. “We think there’s more out there,” said Major Danny Lowe with the McIntosh County Sheriff’s Office. Quigley is accused of having sex on more than one occasion with students on and off school grounds. “The charges are serious, all three felonies,” said Lowe. Action News went straight to Quigley’s house where Lowe said she lives with her husband. Someone came to the door, but did not answer. Lowe said Quigley resigned as math teacher from the school just one week before her arrest last Friday. Action News learned Quigley had been teaching advanced level math to ninth- through-12th graders since 2005 at the school. A judge denied Quigley bond Monday morning. Find some man meat your own age lady! McIntosh County Sheriff’s Office/ Shutterstock

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Jesus Took The Wheel: Man Collapses From Heart Attack And Is Dead 15 Minutes Before Being Revived

The Lawd was with him that day. Man Dies Of Heart Attack And Is Then Revived Welcome back, welcome back, wellllcome baaaack… According to DesMoines Register: Don Roese will never listen to “Sweet Caroline” the same way again. The 83-year-old Pomeroy man doesn’t remember requesting the Neil Diamond song around 11:30 p.m. Friday at Kenny’s Pub in Waukee. Nor does he recall hitting the ground, unconscious, just moments into a dance with his daughter-in-law. Roese experienced a severe heart attack that doctors at Mercy Medical Center later determined was caused by 100 percent blockages in two major coronary arteries. “He should not even be here. Less than 1 percent of people survive that type of incident,” Clive Assistant Fire Chief Tony Collins said. Collins led a group of pub patrons who performed CPR until paramedics arrived. He immediately began performing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation while four others checked vital signs and performed chest compressions. The harrowing scene continued for several minutes without signs of hope. “He had no pulse and no respiratory effort whatsoever … He was dead for almost 15 minutes,” Collins said. Today, the two men met in a hospital recovery room at Mercy. “Typically you slam those ambulance doors, it drives away and you wonder what happens,” Collins said. “It just made my day like you wouldn’t believe that I got to talk to him after.” 15 minutes?? Is this Tony Collins character white Jesus or somethin’?? Courtesy of Tony Collins

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Bachelor Pad Recap: How Do You Spell Pathetic?

Bachelor Pad. It’s the best/worst. If you thought the people on this program weren’t the sharpest tools in the shed before, the Spelling Bee last night confirmed that and then some. Also confirmed Monday night? Certain people have no self-respect and others get far too emotional about a show based around voting people off. Did Chris Bukowski live to fight another day? Did Blakeley Jones cry about it? Who got the heave-ho? Find out in THG’s Bachelor Pad recap! From now on, they will compete as couples, meaning Rachel had to get over Michael’s elimination and pair up with Nick … who’s still on the show? Plus 10 . Soon it’s time for the spelling bee, in which each duo had to spell their designated word by alternating letters. Can get kind of confusing at times, so Plus 5 . Minus 390 for some of the words these people missed, though, and for the manner in which they did so, omitting entire syllables and such. Almost scary. It came down to Ed and Jaclyn vs. Sarah and Chris, and after an eternity of botched efforts, the latter pair won this war of attrition and the roses. Plus 20 . Blakeley cried that Chris will not be sent home. It was awesome. Plus 10 . The winning couple got an overnight date at a Barn Hoedown, which was 1. really nice, and 2. an appropriately-named venue for Bachelor Pad. Plus 15 . Sarah Newlon actually seems pretty cool. Not clear why she and every other girl are THAT smitten with Chris, but they make a pretty cute duo. Plus 10 . Chris says he still reflects on his time with Emily Maynard and came on the show focused solely on money. We’ll buy it. The breakup is still fresh. Plus 5 . Ed and Jaclyn also got an overnight date (on California’s Channel Islands) and made sure to bring up yet again that he’s not interested in her. Minus 10 . It’s hard to get a read on Ed Swiderski. On the one hand, he was very up front and honest about the woman he’s been pursuing back home, so Plus 20 . On the flip side, it seems like he’s trying to finesse the situation so he can still bone Jaclyn but not have her get too attached, which is seedy. Minus 30 . Minus 240 more since it totally works. Come on Jaclyn. Could you be any more pathetic than trying to force him into declaring you’re a couple? UGH. Back at the house, the alliance was struggling with what to do next. You know, since the alliance was comprised of everybody but Chris/Sarah. Plus 5. Rachel was quick to volunteer herself and Nick for elimination, acting like Michael was dead and that she had no reason to go on living there. Minus 20 . Jaclyn and Ed each had a rose that they were able to give out – they couldn’t save themselves – and presented them to Blakeley and Tony. Plus 10 . Their options narrowed, the gang sent home Lindzi Cox and Kalon McMahon. Fortunately, they have each other, professing love in the limo. Plus 100 . EPISODE TOTAL: -480! SEASON TOTAL: -790!

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Penn State Outlaws Playing of "Sweet Caroline" at Football Games

Penn State University is doing all it can to separate itself from the Jerry Sandusky scandal, which has sent that pedophile to jail , resulted in unprecedented sanctions against the football team and led to new uniforms for the players. How will the fans feel the effects of this sordid situation? Penn State announced this week that it has outlawed the playing of Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” at home football games, a single used as a traditional sing-a-long on campus for many years. Track lyrics, as heard below, include the line “touching me, touching you,” and… well… we don’t need to explain why some might see that as inappropriate now, do we?

Bachelor Pad Plastic Surgery: Ella Nolan Transforms!

Nose job. Breast implants. Liposuction on her tummy, hips and thighs. Ella Nolan, the all-American mom from The Bachelor and Bachelor Pad , had it all after the show concluded, and couldn’t be happier with her new body. “TV magnifies all your flaws, and seeing my profile really bothered me,” Nolan tells Life & Style . Take a look at these before and after pics of Ella Nolan: “I’ve always wanted my breasts done. Before I got pregnant with my son, Ethan, about 10 years ago, my boobs were fabulous,” Ella laments. “They haven’t been the same since.” Personally, we’re a little disappointed, given that Ella stood out on the Pad as one of the few who seemed secure with her natural appearance. Don’t get us wrong, we’re still rooting for her to beat Vienna Girardi on the season finale. She just didn’t need to replicate Vienna’s nose job . Her plastic surgeon, Dr. Franklin Rose, who is also the dad of Ella’s nut job co-star Erica Rose, tells Life & Style that everything went well. “We removed 3 liters of fat from her hips, thighs and abdomen,” Dr. Rose says, revoltingly. “That should bring her down at least four dress sizes.” “Her breasts, a small B, were enlarged to a large C-small D.” “I got everything I wanted. I feel incredible,” Ella says, revealing her new body in this photo shoot. “I can’t stop touching my new boobs!” No word if Kirk DeWindt feels similarly. What do you think? Did Ella Nolan really need plastic surgery?

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Neil Diamond and Katie McNeil: Engaged!

Sweet Caroline? More like Sweet Katie! Neil Diamond announced via Twitter today that he’s engaged to long-time girlfriend and manager Katie McNeil, writing as only he can: “Good news coming from sunny LA/ and you’re the first I want to tell/ Katie & I just got engaged/ and I hope you wish us well.” The 70-year old artist describes himself as “lovestruck.” This will be Diamond’s third marriage. He was previously hitched to to Jayne Posner, with whom he has two daughters, and Marcia Murphey, with whom he has a pair of sons. Congrats to the happy couple! [Photo: WENN.com]

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Alice Cooper, Neil Diamond Among Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Inductees

Tom Waits, Dr. John also made the list. By Gil Kaufman Alice Cooper Photo: Kevork Djansezian/ Getty Images This year’s list of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees offers a musical cornucopia of styles. From the New Orleans boogie woogie voodoo soul of Dr. John to Tom Waits’ boho preacher-poet performance art, Neil Diamond’s overwrought pop histrionics, Darlene Love’s girl-group R&B and Alice Cooper’s goth/glam rock theater of the macabre, the Hall of Fame class of 2011 is set to take the stage for their honors on March 14 at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York. With the exception of Waits, all of the inductees are first-time nominees. While all are probably popping corks now, that means, of course, that a number of younger acts didn’t make the list. These include multiple nominees the Beastie Boys and LL Cool J, first-time nominee Bon Jovi and veteran acts J. Geils Band, Donna Summer and Chic. Cooper, 62, whose onstage theatrics include macabre set pieces such as guillotines and gallows, told Billboard that he felt it was about time his band got a nod. “I’ve always felt the same way about this whole thing,” said Cooper, whose classic hits includes “I’m Eighteen” and “School’s Out,” teenage rebellion anthems for the ages recorded by a band he started 45 years ago in high school. “I kind of sat back and said, ‘It will happen eventually.’ ” Artists are eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their first single or album. Diamond told Rolling Stone that he was proud to join the institution. “I think it’s great. I’m happy that they recognized me and my work,” he said. “Any club that has Chuck Berry and Little Richard and the Everly Brothers is a club that I want to be a part of.” The 69-year-old crooner best known for hits such as “Cherry, Cherry,” “Sweet Caroline” and “Song Sung Blue” was not nearly as surprised by the honor as Love, who told the magazine that she was on her way to play a private Christmas party in Atlantic City when she found out. “I was just stunned for a minute. … I was laughing and crying at the same time. I’m still on cloud nine,” said Love, who is best known for her work with imprisoned “Wall of Sound” producer Phil Spector on such early 1960s hits as “He’s a Rebel” and “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home).” Related Artists Alice in Chains Neil Diamond

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Tom Waits, Dr. John also made the list. By Gil Kaufman Alice Cooper Photo: Kevork Djansezian/ Getty Images This year’s list of Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees offers a musical cornucopia of styles. From the New Orleans boogie woogie voodoo soul of Dr. John to Tom Waits’ boho preacher-poet performance art, Neil Diamond’s overwrought pop histrionics, Darlene Love’s girl-group R&B and Alice Cooper’s goth/glam rock theater of the macabre, the Hall of Fame class of 2011 is set to take the stage for their honors on March 14 at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in New York. With the exception of Waits, all of the inductees are first-time nominees. While all are probably popping corks now, that means, of course, that a number of younger acts didn’t make the list. These include multiple nominees the Beastie Boys and LL Cool J, first-time nominee Bon Jovi and veteran acts J. Geils Band, Donna Summer and Chic. Cooper, 62, whose onstage theatrics include macabre set pieces such as guillotines and gallows, told Billboard that he felt it was about time his band got a nod. “I’ve always felt the same way about this whole thing,” said Cooper, whose classic hits includes “I’m Eighteen” and “School’s Out,” teenage rebellion anthems for the ages recorded by a band he started 45 years ago in high school. “I kind of sat back and said, ‘It will happen eventually.’ ” Artists are eligible for induction 25 years after the release of their first single or album. Diamond told Rolling Stone that he was proud to join the institution. “I think it’s great. I’m happy that they recognized me and my work,” he said. “Any club that has Chuck Berry and Little Richard and the Everly Brothers is a club that I want to be a part of.” The 69-year-old crooner best known for hits such as “Cherry, Cherry,” “Sweet Caroline” and “Song Sung Blue” was not nearly as surprised by the honor as Love, who told the magazine that she was on her way to play a private Christmas party in Atlantic City when she found out. “I was just stunned for a minute. … I was laughing and crying at the same time. I’m still on cloud nine,” said Love, who is best known for her work with imprisoned “Wall of Sound” producer Phil Spector on such early 1960s hits as “He’s a Rebel” and “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home).” Related Artists Alice in Chains Neil Diamond

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Dates, Venues Announced for Glee Cast Tour

As previously announced, the cast of Glee is going on tour . Starting on May 18, you can catch Lea Michele and company in the following cities. Tickets go on sale on March 12 at Ticketmaster.com: May 18 Phoenix, AZ Dodge Theatre May 20 Los Angeles, CA Gibson Amphitheatre May 21 Los Angeles, CA Gibson Amphitheatre May 25 Chicago, IL Rosemont Theatre May 26 Chicago, IL Rosemont Theatre May 28 New York City, NY Radio City Music Hall May 29 New York City, NY Radio City Music Hall The Glee cast will sing favorites such as “Don’t Stop Believin’,” “Jump,” “Don’t Rain on My Parade,” Sweet Caroline” and “Somebody to Love.” Watch its rendition of the final song listed below: Somebody to Love Performance

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