It’s The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “Finale” where one marriage ends while another is celebrated. We recap all of the obstacles to romance in our THG +/- review. We’re back to the Ken and Lisa’s vow renewal party where Faye can’t seem to keep her big mouth shut. Minus 20 because I’m still wondering why Faye’s even here. Did she crash? Did Kyle invite her? Did Bravo sneak her an invitation to make sure there’d be more drama? All I wanted to see was Lisa kick Faye out on her rear but I never got my wish. Minus 15. Lisa said she considered it but didn’t because Faye was Kyle’s friend. Which was pretty clear considering Kyle couldn’t stop defending the nasty Housewife wannabe. Plus 12 to Yolanda who pegged Faye right away. She keeps complaining about Brandi spreading malicious gossip…while Faye herself makes it her duty to spread malicious gossip. But let’s get back to the romance….oh wait. Not quite yet. Because in the middle of it all Adrienne Maloof shows up, teary eyed, sans makeup and looking for attention. Minus 18. I had to disagree with Ken on this one. With the ladies descending on Adrienne the moment she walked in the door and the tear fest beginning, I really couldn’t blame her for not seeking out Lisa. On the flip side I couldn’t blame Lisa for not heading straight to Adrienne’s side considering she was hosting an entire party at the time and she would have gotten sucked into the drama…and killed the romantic mood. Minus 10. I couldn’t fault Adrienne for the waterworks but when she said “The kids want me to be there.” all I could think was then why are you at this party? Shocker of the night…that Paul was the one that filed for separation. Who saw that coming? And plus 25 to Taylor for the line of the night. “He was dressed like a tree last time I looked so maybe he’s lost his marbles.” With the romantic mood completely blown to bits, Lisa retreats to her bedroom and Brandi proves what a good friend she really is. Plus 20 for reminding Lisa that this party is about her and Ken and their family and how lucky they are. Besides, Ken would be heartbroken if Lisa bailed now. Did you see the wedding pictures from 30 years ago? Lisa’s dress was all 1980s poof while Ken looked exactly the same. Did the man find the fountain of youth? His hair certainly did. Ken renewed his vow to obey his wife. Good man. Plus 30. And when he told Lisa, “I’ve always loved you but probably never deserved you.” there wasn’t a dry eye in the house. Then Lisa countered with, “I am the woman I am today because I’ve grown up with you” reminding us all that she was only 21 when she married her husband. With one marriage ending, it was nice to see that true love can win out. At the finale’s end we learned that…. -Yolanda’s battling Lyme disease. -Kyle’s fashion sense gets worse with every season. -Taylor’s dating her already married attorney. What could go wrong there? -Adrienne’s dating Rod Stewart’s 32 year old son but Paul can beat that. He’s dating a 27 year old former Miss Nevada. -Brandi’s celebrated her 40th birthday at SUR. For some reason Paul was invited. No surprise that Adrienne was not. And now on to the brawl….er make that the reunion show next. Episode total = +24! Season total = -246!
My name is Núria and I’m a Spanish belieber. I know everyone says this, but I never though I would ever be lucky enough to get the chance to meet Justin or to live any experience related to him. Let me start off that on July 14th 2012, was the day I went to Stratford. You may be thinking, “What? A Spanish belieber in Stratford?” But yeah, I WENT TO STRATFORD. I was studying English in Canada for a month and staying with an amazing host family who made one of my dreams come true. They live 1.5 hours away from there and I spent the whole way singing to Justin’s song with them and my friend Belén. I was crying and sobbing when I got there. For someone that’s from a small town near Barcelona, Spain, it was something that seemed impossible to do. It was one of the best days of my life. I sat on the steps of the Avon Theatre, where it all started. Unbelievable. But I’m here to tell you about the day I made my biggest dream come true, after almost 5 years of being a belieber, I finally met Justin Drew Bieber Mallette. It all started on December 18th 2012. I had floor tickets to go to Justin’s concert in Barcelona on March 16 , but that day my friend @CyrusTheWorld sent me a link that said that they were selling M&G tickets. I cried for almost an hour trying to convince my mum to buy them and that I’d give her the money if she did it. I was so scared they would be sold out by the time my mum said yes, but luckily they weren’t so I bought one. What did I do with my other ticket? I gave it to a belieber who couldn’t afford buying one. It’s all about giving back, right? From that moment, I knew that I had to do something for other beliebers who didn’t have the opportunity to meet Justin, so I made a scrapbook for him, but like a professional one. I spent hours and hours working on it and it cost me almost 300€. I was hoping Justin or someone from the team would see it. On March 16 2013, I got up really early because of my nerves. I prepared everything for the concert and the M&G and at 11 we (my mum, my dad, my neighbour’s sister and I) left for Justin’s hotel in Barcelona, Hotel Arts. We waited there for about 1.30h but Justin didn’t come out and I had to go to the venue to meet so friends there so I couldn’t stay any longer. Hours passed really, really, really slow but it was 4:30 p.m. and I had to be in the line for the M&G at 4:45 p.m. I couldn’t find my mum and dad, and my mum was the one who had to go and get the tickets. You can imagine me crying because I thought I was gonna lose my opportunity to meet my idol, Kidrauhl. But it all ended up good, or I wouldn’t be writing this. A lady came to talk to us and explained what we could and couldn’t do at the M&G. We finally got inside the room where we were gonna meet Justin, and there was this black curtain room we knew Jusitn was inside. How can I explain my feelings right in that moment? There were two lines – the ones who had bought the tickets and the ones who had won them. I was so nervous, the people who were standing next to me in the line were flipping out. That was funny though. I had the scrapbooks in my hands, yes two, and the other gifts for him, a necklace that says, “Make it about the music” and some letters from other Beliebers. I then saw Kenny and Alfredo. They came out of the curtain room and we could all catch a glimpse of Justin. HE WAS PERFECT. The M&G started and it was all so fast you didn’t get to talk to him, or that’s what it seemed like. I was the last one with an individual picture. Kenny saw me and came to me so I could get inside before the group ones. I showed him the scrapbooks and he promised me he’d make Justin read them. Kenny was so nice and he told me I was so cute and to have fun. Then he opened the curtain and the first thing I saw was Alfredo. Then I turned my to my right to face Justin. HE IS INCREDIBLY HANDSOME. He was wearing black jeans, a white t-shirt, a black jacket and sunglasses. I was trying to go to Justin but I was so much in shock that I couldn’t move. Alfredo was kind of laughing about the situation. Justin looked at me, I couldn’t really tell if he was checking me out or he was staring at my clothes or something. Alfredo looked at me, looked at Justin and then Justin looked at me and he said, “Come here” with a cute and soft voice. I managed to walk up to him and he came at me and gave me the biggest and sweetest hug ever. He was so sweet the whole time. He didn’t have to though, I’m already in love with him. While in his arms I said, “Hi Justin.” He replied to me with, “Hi sweetie, how are you?” I don’t know how but it seemed like a conversation between two friends who hadn’t seen each other for a long time. I said, “Good, I couldn’t be better,” and he pulled away from the hug slowly and giggled. He had a smile on his face the whole time. “Good, perfect,” he grabbed my hand while saying that and turned me around. We were both facing the camera and before I could even prepare myself, I heard him say, “SMILE.” I swear he took one of the best pictures of all the M&G. He looks so silly, just how we love to see him. After we took the picture, I said, “Thank you so much Justin,” and of course, he’s such a flirt, he has to kill me with his words, he said, “No, thank YOU sweetie.” I was in shock. I didn’t even know what I was doing. I told him, “I love you” and he said, “I love you too.” He hugged me, again. Like I can just die in peace now. The bodyguard who was controlling the M&G came to me and grabbed my shoulders, trying to push me away from Justin. But Justin was hugging me even tighter. I tried to say, “I love you” again but words didn’t come out from my mouth, Justin understood me perfectly though. He said, “Te amo” with a sexy, raspy voice. Oh my gosh that was perfect. It was the last thing we said to each other because the bodyguard wanted me to leave. I swear Justin was looking at me with a “I’m so sorry” face and that broke my heart for a second. I was walking out and turned to see Justin again. He was smiling at me, winked at me and blew me a kiss to say goodbye. I had just made my dream come true and I couldn’t even believe it. It was so perfect that seemed so unreal. I was so in shock that the lady who was giving the merchandise had to walk me to the door because I couldn’t stand on my feet. I couldn’t do a thing, I couldn’t talk, I couldn’t walk. Happy tears. The concert and everything was just so perfect, I don’t think I’ll ever forget that day, I don’t want to. But yeah, dreams DO come true, if you fight for them and never give up. Hope you enjoyed this. -@radiiatelove Continue reading here: My name is Núria and I’m a Spanish belieber. I know everyone…
My name is Flore, I live in France and I met Justin on March 19th during his Believe tour in Paris. This day was seriously the best day of my life. I dreamed of this day for three and a half years, since the first day I found out about him. I knew I had to meet him, it was just vital. First of all, I worked really hard during the summer to save money for the Believe tour. In October, I found out that meet & greet tickets were available for the concert in Paris. You can imagine I didn’t hesitate a second to buy one. As my best friend is also a belieber and we’re always doing everything together, I also bought a ticket for her. The days passed, weeks and months and here we were on March 19 2013, the big day. I had a lot of trouble falling asleep the night before, but no harm against waking up at 6 a.m. in the morning. My best friend and I were super excited. The wait in the que was really long but the excitement was passing the time. The tour bus stopped in front of us and we could see all of Justin’s dancers, his grandfather and Carly. Around 5:30 p.m. a staff member (Ryan) gave us our passes and our M&G bracelets. We sat on the floor and suddenly, someone came into the room. It was Dan Kanter! He was really awesome and adorable. He took the time to take pictures with all the fans, to sign autographs and also to call fans. I had the chance to have 3 pictures with him and he signed my ticket. When Dan left, everything went on very quickly. Everything was set in place, ready for the meeting and it began. I knew the meeting was fast but at that point it was really stressful. I saw someone come in, then out immediately. It was my best friend’s turn and then mine! I pushed the curtain and remained fixed in front of Justin. I couldn’t say a word. Dustin took my stuff and I could hear Justin say “Hey!” to me but I didn’t arrived to answer. I came closer and took him by the waist for the photo as he placed his hand on my shoulder. When it was finished, I was leaving the room without even opening my mouth to ask him for a hug. I started detaching my arm off of him when I suddenly felt HIS arm going around my waist and holding me tight against him. Without laughter, the hug lasted five seconds. Five seconds doesn’t seem long but for me it is. He let go, looked at me and said “thank you.” I haven’t done anything else besides looking at him in the eyes and smile like an idiot. I was paralyzed. I left the room and cried my heart out. The end of the night was also crazy. The concert was just GIANT and Justin is really huge on stage. I want everyone to experience what I experienced that night because even 15 seconds with Justin is better than nothing. I swear, you will remember this for the rest of your life. Justin has changed my life and March 19th 2013 will forever be the most beautiful day of my life. Never give up, never say never and you WILL meet him. -Flore The rest is here: My name is Flore, I live in France and I met Justin on March…
My name is Karoline. I’m a Spanish Belieber, and I want to tell you about my Bieber experience. I know we all say “never say never” and “believe” but when your dreams don’t come true, it feels like it doesn’t work. I really used to believe and it worked. So please, everyone there behind their screen, never stop dreaming. On July 7th, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went to the store to buy Justin’s tickets. I wanted premium tickets (first 10 rows) and when was my time to buy them, she told me, “Oh sorry, it sold out.” I cried so much, really. I ended up just buying the tickets that were left. I was crying for two weeks. Then in December, 2012, I was on Twitter, reading, fangirling, etc., and I read: PREMIUM TICKETS TO JUSTIN ARE AVAILABLE AGAIN. I started crying because I didn’t have money, so I begged my dad and he got them for me! In February 2013, the concert in Bilbao, Spain was canceled. Then the concert would be in Madrid. That meant tickets were available again! I wanted to buy a meet & greet so I woke up early. Of course they sold out. Then I found out there was more available in Barcelona so I got M&G to that concert! Finally it was March 14th, 2013. We arrived in Barcelona and went to the hotel, left our bags, and went to the streets to line up. We knew the team was coming to Barcelona at 5 a,m, so we were so excited. The next day, March 15th, I went to Justin’s hotel. They said Justin wouldn’t come outside. The hotel had 21 exits, so it was very difficult finding Justin. We then saw a car and it was Dan Kanter! We asked Dan for a pic but he said it was his “day-off in Barcelona.” I walked with him like 5 minutes on the beach, and I told him “TE AMO, DAN” and he smiled at me. March 16 was the day of the show, hell yeah! I was waiting for the M&G tickets and there was so many people there. We waited like 1:45h until they said Justin was prepared to meet everyone. We went inside, and I saw him right there! He was wearing his black Supras, beautiful and perfect jeans, a white sexy shirt, a black jacket and his glasses. His SMILE – OMG, so perfect. It was the first time I saw Justin in person so I was shocked. Justin smiled at me and I said “Hi.” We both laughed and they took the photo. I told him “ I love you” and he smiled again and said, “Thanks.” I went out and started crying. I ran into the concert and I saw Carly and Cody performing. There was Kenny smiling, and Scrappy too. They were amazing. Then the countdown was ”00:00:00:00” MY HEART. The concert was awesome guys, I love him to the moon and back. Thanks Justin for making me believe and making my dream come true, I love you so much. Once a belieber, always a Belieber. See the original post here: My name is Karoline. I’m a Spanish Belieber, and I want to…
Had he not crashed his Rolls Royce, Rick Ross had every intention of protecting himself during a drive-by attempt on his life in January. At the time of the shooting, Ross reportedly had a semi-automatic Smith & Wesson handgun in his possession… Continue
Despite being sentenced to 90-days of in patient rehab in lieu of jail time, Lindsay Lohan is adamant that she does not actually need to go to rehab. Thus, she continues to drink . Often. And hardcore. Just hours after the court hearing on Monday in which the Lindsay Lohan plea deal was struck to keep her out of jail, she was sitting at her hotel bar. Knocking back vodka sodas like there’s no tomorrow, Lindsay “did not seem fazed by the irony of the situation,” according to reports. Big surprise. Then, according to TMZ, she hit up a club with new lover Avi Snow . Moving on to last night, she rolled to a San Diego club called FLUXX after midnight. Hey, lock down rehab doesn’t have to start until May 2. PARTY TIME! Wearing a Yankees cap and a hooded sweatshirt, the 26-year-old hottest mess sat at a VIP table ordering vodka on the rocks all night. Good times. She has apparently learned one critical lesson though. Lindsay specifically requests that vodka be served from a glass carafe, so the table won’t have any alcohol bottles on it. Cell phone pics and all … Sources close to LL reiterate that she is adamant she does not have a substance abuse problem and does not think she needs professional help. That makes one of us. Pour out some of your vodka from the glass carafe at your table as a tribute to a lost soul with a once-bright future and tell us: Will Lindsay Lohan ever get clean? Yes, she’s totally learned her lesson by now! No, she’s in denial, spineless, weak and surrounded by enablers! View Poll »
Forget any supposed fighting between Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth . The singer is in a real battle with the Carriage Operators of North America. Following Miley and her mother coming out in support of a ban against horse drawn carriages in New York City, CONA board member Tommy Doyle has fired back at the star via TMZ. Doyle insists there is no animal abuse in the industry and that the horses are “properly tended to” and “very well taken care of.” “How many times has Miley spent with working horses?” he asks. “Does she even know what a healthy horse looks like? Has she been in the barn to see these animals?” Cyrus is not the only famous person involved in this fight. Lea Michele and Alec Baldwin have expressed outrage at the carriage practice as well.
Over the next month, attendees at the Metropolitan Museum of Modern Art in New York City will be in for a surprise: An Oscar-winning actress, asleep in a glass box. As co-creator of a piece titled “The Maybe,” Tilda Swindon will arrive at unannounced times and lie down for all to see. The museum itself will reportedly be unaware of when Swindon takes part in the exhibit, which will be moved all around the grounds, as explained in the following MoMA statement to The Gothamist : “An integral part of ‘The Maybe’s incarnation at MoMA in 2013 is that there is no published schedule for its appearance, no artist’s statement released, no museum statement beyond this brief context, no public profile or image issued. Those who find it chance upon it for themselves, live and in real — shared — time: now we see it, now we don’t.” Interesting. We guess. What do you think? Should be this considered art? Yes, and it’s beautiful No, but who am I to judge? No, WTH?!? View Poll »
Beaten down by months of snow, wind and cold, an Ohio county has issued an “indictment” against Punxsutawney Phil over his Groundhog Day prediction . Phil did not see his shadow February 2, signaling spring’s imminent arrival. Six days later, Winter Storm Nemo dumped 30 inches of snow on New England. Six weeks later, temperatures across the Northern U.S. remain frigid. Birds chirping? Flowers blooming? No sign of those anywhere. As a result, (hopefully) tongue-in-cheek Butler County, Oh., prosecutors are demanding justice, claiming Phil deliberately misled the American people. They say such a felony should be punished by death. Butler County’s chief prosecutor filed an official brief about this, lambasting the rodent for actions “against the peace and dignity of the state of Ohio.” “Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that spring would come early,” wrote Mike Gmoser. He vowed to bring the Pennsylvania icon to justice in the neighboring Buckeye State, but Phil’s handlers are having none of it, coming to his defense. Bill Deeley, president of the club that organizes Groundhog Day, said Phil has a lawyer and would fight attempted extradition by the Ohio authorities. “We’ll have to plead our case one way or the other, but I think we can beat the rap,” Deeley said, taking Butler County’s indictment more or less in stride. Criminally negligent or not, Phil really dropped the ball in 2013. This winter was pretty harsh, at least by recent standards, and grew worse if anything following Phil’s prognostication that spring would come early. Case in point: There’s another storm due on Sunday/Monday that could bring several additional inches of snow across the Midwest and Northeast. The first day of Spring was Thursday, March 21.
Paris Hilton has been Swatted . The former sex tape star became the latest victim of this stupid craze yesterday, as police responded to a 911 call around 5:30 p.m. that claimed an intruder was inside the Z-lister’s home. But when authorities arrived, there was no person on the scene and nary a crime being committed. The call has been deemed a prank and an investigation is underway. Paris, meanwhile, was not believed to be home at the time of the incident. Other famous Swattees over the past few months have included Ashton Kutcher, Justin Bieber , Chris Brown , Clint Eastwood and the Kardashians.
