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DaddyOFive Parents Lose Custody of Kids After Horrifying Prank Videos Go Viral

Are you familiar with the DaddyOFive Youtube account and all of the insane drama surrounding it? If not, then sit back and prepare to be infuriated. DaddyOFive is a YouTube account belonging to Mike and Heather Martin, a Maryland couple who enjoys pranking their five children. Which sounds fine, right? Some good old-fashioned family fun , readily available for us to enjoy. But if you watch the videos — Mike’s deleted them all from his account, but other users have reposted them — you’ll see that the kids are not having fun. Far from it. For an example of the kind of people we’re talking about here, check out this video in which Heather decides to “prank” nine-year-old Cody by spilling disappearing ink all over some carpet. The idea is that she’ll blame Cody for the spill, freak him out a little, then reveal that it’s all a joke. But the execution … it’s actually pretty hard to watch. DaddyOFive Parents Prank Kids with Disappearing Ink She and Mike scream and curse at poor Cody and one of their other sons for four straight minutes, so much that the boys are left hysterical before learning that it was all meant to be a joke. Pretty twisted joke, really. In other videos, Mike destroys Cody’s X-Box with a sledgehammer as the boy cries, he pushes Cody down, and he follows Cody around with a camera as the poor little boy screams and begs him to leave him alone. In recent weeks, people have started paying a lot of attention to the family, even going so far as to create an online petition urging Maryland authorities to investigate Mike and Heather for child abuse. When the controversy first began, the Martins shrugged it off, making a since-deleted video about it all in which Mike said “This is how we run our house. This is our family.” Heather added that they’ve already been investigated for child abuse because of their YouTube channel, but nothing came of it. But once they saw that the outrage wasn’t going away, they changed their tune a bit, releasing a tearful public apology for their behavior. “This has been the absolute worst week of our life,” Heather says in the video, “and we realized that we have made some terrible parenting decisions.” It’s a little alarming that they made all these videos, that they were able to laugh as their kids screamed and cried, and that they’re just now realizing how terrible they are, but OK. They explained that when their videos started getting views, they decided to get crazier and crazier with their pranks to get more and more viewers. And though they seem to regret the things they’ve done to the kids (or at least like they’re willing to admit they’re wrong to save face), it’s too little, too late. On Friday, Rose Hall, the biological mother of Cody and 12-year-old Emma, received emergency custody of the two children. “They’re doing good,” Rose, who lost custody of the kids in 2014 after Mike and Heather allegedly forged her signature on some custody paperwork, said in a statement. “They’re getting back to their playful selves.” She added that it’s “very heartbreaking and disturbing to see my kids abused.” It’s unclear at this point how long she’ll keep custody, but the Martins are currently being investigated for any possible crimes related to their videos. Here’s hoping that, whatever way it happens, they’ll actually learn how completely and unforgivably horrible they’ve been to those poor, poor children. View Slideshow: 14 Dads Who Should Never Be Left Alone with Their Kids

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22 LEAST Sexy Selfies in Internet History

Come hither. That's what many people want to say when they attempt to pose in seductive fashion on the Internet. But they don't always succeed. In the following pictures, for example, they fail so miserably that they might as well be saying something else entirely via these supposedly sexy selfies: Run far, far, far away… 1. The Look on That Woman’s Face Says It All And we don’t mean the woman with the camera. 2. Because When People See Toilet Paper, They Think of Bare Butts We guess that’s hot? 3. At Least Grandma is Striking This Pose That’s the only silver lining we can think of. 4. Know What is NOT Sexy? A guy sitting on the toilet, dropping a deuce, in the background of your same-sex smooch. 5. I’ll Spread My Legs for You Like THIS Wait, sorry, what? All I see is the guy back there flipping the bird. 6. Check Us Out, Fellas… … ummm, in jail? View Slideshow

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Kylie Jenner’s Lame Topless Pic for Sexual Predator Tyga of the day

We live in a world where Kylie Jenner topless and riding her sex offender who fucked her at 16 – when he was already a baby daddy – because they are rich but still fucking trash – is a trending topic on social media – because social media is fucking terrible, it is shaping the world and dumbing them down because people fucking love fake news – so much that Mark Zuckerberg has to move in and make statements about fake news – and his fight on fake news – because he is pretending that he isn’t the reason Donald Trump, when Trump himself says that Facebook is the reason he won….yet humans are still using Facebook, while protesting, instead of protesting Facebook for it being the fucking devil… That said, it’s interesting that this puppet, the youngest in the litter – was thrown out to the black men to babysit her while her dad was becoming a woman and her mom was puppet mastering and cashing in – and if you want to see the puppet master in action HERE’S HER MOM HANDLING KENDALL JENNER and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as hand down pants riding your babysitter weirdness going on here…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Lame Topless Pic for Sexual Predator Tyga of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day

Taylor Swift creeps me the fuck out, this is a video she live instagram streamed that I accidentally clicked on and had to download, because her little crew creep me the fuck out. Not just because of KENDALL JENNER’S REACTION WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TAYLOR SWIFT CREW ….but because I know anyone who makes that much money off bullshit music – is fucking corrupt, evil, and a monster… That said, drug rehab, addict and entitled whiner who will pretend it’s all a disease rather than being accountable for her own issues of being an entitled whiner – Selena Gomez – Lupus survivor so far – and self destructive little monkey…won an award and Taylor Swift, her theoretical enemy, but rather he BFF because they are all in this scamming TOGETHER….make that fucking money, strength in numbers, who fucking knows…but a competitor should never publicly celebrate like this…there’s something going on…don’t trust the rich puppets… That said, Selena Won an AMA and she crawled out of Rehab to get it….incredible, but not at all…FINGERS crossed for Overdose… That said, the AMAs mean nothing…and not just because I hate the American Music awards with a passion and I always have….It isn’t because I have something officially against Dick Clark or his Host Body Ryan Seacrest….it is that I have something against a poorly produced….bar mitvah caliber produced….pile of shit award show for the sake of having an award show…featuring top selling artists that aren’t actually artists…but instead just puppets making the industry richer….because they can afford to shove the garbage down your retard throat….and make you think it is good…..and make you think they are more important than they are – because they give out trophies to each other – despite already winning…. …But because these self hating puppets already won…. The AMAs are the only award show I’ve ever been invited to attend, yes make this about me, it was years ago, but still, that should show you how low grade they are – when they come to DrunkenStepfather with press passes, sure the site was big and more relevant and read, but still that’s fucking ghetto…and you’d think I’d be drawn to all things ghetto based on the girls I fuck…especially when they include me in their fun…but no, that just means they fucking suck… Pile of shit, not an actual award, just a marketing platform. Fuck you AMAs. Here’s Selena Gomez out of rehab winning nonsense… Here are some sluts in attendeance…. Julianne Hough, looking like a crackwhore, which is exactly how Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark’s Host body treated her when they dated – so it all comes full circle… Behati Prinsloo – Adam Levine from Maroon 5’s baby momma and her mom tits are so Music Industry thanks to his very annoying music…so obviously they’d be there… Sports Illustrated model Hannah Davis, who may be the one married to Derek Jeter’s Herpes, but that could be another SI Model, I can’t keep track of these whores – but she wore a see through dress….and it was so classy – like a Disney Princess…. TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Hailee Steinfeld is looking skinny – because she realizes fat is gross – and as a popstar in training – who proves how easy it is to get into the music scene from the acting scene – you can’t be gross…. Nina Dobrev – Cornrows Because She’s into cultural appropriation and mocking slavary….right? Olivia Munn – Weird fucking face counter balanced by tits – for the nerds…she exploited to get famous in the first place – BUT SHE IS SHOWING NIPPLES – BECAUSE THAT’S HOW YOU GET NOTICED TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Bella Thorne – Brought it in a bra top looking like a Child Star about to collapse and I fucking love it. Kat Graham in a See Through Outfit – Less Fat than she’s been at her fattest…oh wait that’s Ashley Graham…same shit….chubby sluts trying to get famous…maintain famous…etc… Chrissy Teigen’s Pussy – Not Worthy of a Post of its Own because she’s shameless, disgusting and this pug faced wallet fucking cunt – haggard and vile – has used her attention seeking so aggressively that she’s got on TV like Tila Tequila…when she should just fucking kill herself… TO SEE THE AMA MEGA POST WITH ALL THE PUSSY IN ATTENDANCE CLICK HERE Manly Muppet faced – overrated rich kid model with a man voice – was the host, god knows why, oh right trying to get young people to watch as they sink into the depths of AMAs don’t matter…GIGI HADID impersonated Melania Trump…. The post Taylor Swift is way Too Pumped On Selena Gomez at the AMAs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hana Jirickova Nipples for Magnus Magazine of the DAy

Hana Jirickova is some up and coming model who I think is pretty fucking lovely because she’s showing tits and nipples… I have no idea where she is from, but she looks like it is from a communist place where her parents once waited in line for toilet paper, but that has turned into a place with the most billionaires per capita, obsessed with designer clothing and all things expensive, making the girls into fucking bratty cunt who only date rich guys – especially when they are models…like this one up in her MAGNUS magaizne nonsense… Not that I know anything about Hana Jirickova….other than her nipples… The post Hana Jirickova Nipples for Magnus Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendra Sunderland Arrested for Masturbating Inside Oregon State Library, Filming 31-Minute Session

Kendra Sunderland, a 19-year old college dropout, was arrested on Tuesday for making like Kim Kardashian . Sort of. Only, instead of being pounded on camera by a D-List R&B star, Sunderland made a solo sex tape of herself masturbating. From inside the Oregon State University library. Kendra Sunderland has given new meaning to the Oregon State University mascot, the Beavers. According to The Oregonian, school officials learned of the video and confronted Sunderland about its existence. She admitted to filming the 31 minutes of footage (yes, 31 minutes!!!) last October while using a Webcam on her laptop. Sunderland, a former student at the university, was booked on a charge of public indecency and faces one year in jail and a fine of $6,250 if found guilty. It’s unclear whether or not she was paid for the lewd act, but Sunderland’s video had been posted for awhile on Pornhub before that adult website took it down. “I was surprised someone was in our library doing that,” Oregon State University student Shelby Wilson told KEZI. “I feel like it’s always packed. I don’t know how anyone could get away with it.” Seriously, Kendra Sunderland. How did you pull this off? Feel free to come by the THG offices someday and show us. 17 Sexy Fails: That’s Just WRONG 1. Toilet Paper = SO SEDUCTIVE Nothing will get you fired up than a cute girl posing on the throne with a roll of two-ply.

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Guy Robs Pizza Shop, Cops Match Note to Toilet Paper at His Apartment

We’ve heard about a lot of dumb criminals in our day, but being undone by your own toilet paper? Eric Frey stands alone in having achieved that dubious feat. The would-be pizza shop robber, 29, was linked to the crime by toilet paper in his Pennsylvania residence and apprehended by local law enforcement. Uniontown police say Frey tried to rob Michael Maria’s Pizza on Saturday by handing an employee a note written on toilet paper. Its message was simple: “I have a gun. Give me $300.” Police arrived before Frey could leave, after an employee hit a panic button, so they were either very fast or he’s just slow as crap at robbing people. Clearly he’s not very good at it, in any case. Caught in the act, Frey told officers he was forced to commit the robbery by a large, bearded man with a gun. The bearded thug accosted him in a nearby alley and put him up to this, he said … but police searched his apartment and wiped out (har har) that story. When the authorities arrived, they found a newly opened roll of toilet paper, and on it, the pen impression from Frey’s threatening note on an outer sheet.  Talk about flushing out the truth … or something. No word if it was one- or two-ply, or brand name or generic TP, but the wannabe crook is now locked up. As are some, but not all of these folks from THG’s Strange But True News Hall of Fame. It’s an eclectic mix of human beings, that much is for certain … Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Jasmine Tridevil: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast to Become “Unattractive to Men” (And Land Reality Show) Jasmine Tridevil is a Florida woman who had a third breast surgically implanted between her other two. She says she hopes to land an MTV reality show.

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus Face Erotica of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in these Miley Cyrus’ perfect for a cum shot face pics…but she looks like she’s got pieces of toilet paper or topical cream applied to what could be open sores caused by anything from acne – to full blown aids – herpes to a food allergy – cuts from shaving her face to who the fuck cares – the only thing hot about this is that if she flies commercial – she may have a better chance catching EBOLA..she just needs the right person to spit on her… That said, it’s unfortunate that Miley became Miley, she could have been way more interesting as Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter trying to make it…it would have come with way more interesting stuff, but her stage mom had to ruin that desperation that any normal Billy Ray child is supposed to have…

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