Samantha Gradoville is an American model who is getting more and more famous because every once in a while, Fashion needs an American girl, especially when she doesn’t look like the typical American… She’s put in serious work, if by work I mean she’s been TOPLESS for fashion HERE , HERE , and HERE The kind of hard work I appreciate because it isn’t work at all but as long as we pretend it is, we can convince chicks to participate in this kind of sleaze…
Katherine Webb is no longer a contestant on Splash . But the model is still making waves. In an interview with People , Webb – who sky-rocketed to fame in January after ABC cameras caught her in the stands of the BCS Title Game – said she subsists on 1,120 calories per day. Total. Katherine Webb bikini photos are very attractive. But they come at a dietary cost. How does she possibly accomplish such a scant goal? Webb lists her typical menu as including a smoothie for breakfast; an apple for a snack; some kind of salad for lunch; a yogurt bar; and grilled chicken for dinner. And if she’s preparing for a shoot of some kind? “I cut out any type of bread product, and cake, cookies, bagels,” she says, though she allows for the occasional indulgence of Buffalo wings of French fries… but then is sure to burn those off during one of her three weekly workouts. “I try my hardest not to stress myself out,” she says. “If I find myself thinking too much about what I eat, then I go crazy.” Sounds like it’s way too late for that, Kat. We have four words for you: Chocolate Peanut Butter Pie Recipe . Trust us. You’ll still look good in a two-piece.
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UFC girls are pretty much strippers…you know the typical show girl type who moved to Vegas with big stripper dreams and tight stripper jeans….only to luck out being the vagina in an otherwise super homosexual sport… So our first UFC girl is Edith Labelle – she’s in an amazing lesbian themed video of some UFC ring girl named Edith Labelle teaching some erotic mixed martial arts shit called kimura….and it’s hot like 90s softcore porn…. And here’s some Arianny Celeste in some bikini pics for instagram….cuz she’s the den mother….who everyone loves….
She’s not all that hot, but she is naked….and I guess that makes her relevant to perverts like me….even if the typical busty and voluptuous isn’t really my thing, I like my busty girls to be skinny, you know making their tits a mystery or blessing for nature, making me wonder how such a miracle happened, you know like they were my version of the Christ child, ready to be worshipped by my dick…when the girl is built like this…the big fake tits are just kind of a given…not all that impressive, but like all low level Glamour Models who are better suited as strippers, I’m totally down with staring, cuz naked chicks are fun….even when they are fat.
Abby is definitely not your typical blonde and here she is on the couch showing off her tits, ass and spreading her pussy lips wide for you in this erotic nude photo shoot Continue reading →
I make fun…or harass…or annoy Chrissy Teigan on twitter every once in a while…you know with the typical…social climber…gold digger shit…but she’s actually a lot of fun….but more importantly…good at being in a bikini… She’s married to John Legend or some other Grammy winning black piano playe…she’s an SI Model…and I guess I am a fan….because when a girl built like this shows it off..you can’t really hate them….under any circumstance…especially when they tell you they love your site….when you know that only amazing people love your site…even if she doesn’t actually love my site…I’ll take it….and promote her to the end of time…like she is my internet soul mate I must sing love songs to….even if she’s probably tired of the love song shit…even if love somgs helped pay for her luxury apartment…and the ring on her finger I’d like in my ass. She’s one of the good ones….and here’s a dog humping her to prove it…cuz dogs only hump good people…..good people I’d be humping too… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Everyone makes a big deal…or as big a deal as one can possibly make about someone as insignificant as Paulina Gretzky…you know the daughter of a star Hockey Player from the 80s….who has achieved absolutely nothing and who doesn’t need to achieve anything….because she is set for fucking life…. But when I look at her, I see nothing different than the typical college girl…they all dress slutty, they would all have implants if they had access to their trust fund and more importantly had shitty fucking tits….they all go to the Deadmau5 and other dubstep shows….this is just the way this generation plays out… I don’t know what people expect out of her…or why they wouldn’t accept this behavior with open arms…cuz as far as I’m concerned it is fun to look at…especially knowing…she doesnt need to be doing this to get ahead…she’s strictly in it for the attention…and that makes her fun…. 3 or 4 costumes…all perfectly slutty….which is always nice to to see how a slut everyday sluts out on this slutty day…or week…in Paulina Gretzky’s fit as many parties in hustle….
I think Sara Jean Underwood gets a thrill off of punishing us nerds who follow her Twitter account with these bikini pictures . It’s cruel, but let’s keep it going! Next time though, could you at least pose next to friends who are a little more in your league. I know, it’s the typical hot girl move to hang around friends who aren’t equally as hot to make yourself look even better. It works, but it isn’t necessary.
Victoria looks like the typical beautiful Girl Next Door that you always wanted to bang but never got the chance and here she is showing off her tits, ass and pussy posing for the camera Continue reading →
