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Mila Kunis Sloppy Mom Tit for Labor Day of the Day

Here’s something exciting for all you fucking perverts, yes, I know there’s only one of you and your a bot from RUSSIA and don’t actually exist, but pretending to have readers allows me to keep this going, while talking to myself but not thinking I am talking to myself, because that’d be weird. Her name is Mila Kunis, Jackie from That 70s Show, and she’s carrying the second baby from her TV Romance with Ashton Kutcher from That 70s Show, because they get each other, and because he went on to become a dot com investor who made billions and she went on to be some leading lady, who is now an old mom – and who we can collectively not give a fuck about, but when her milf filled tits pops out of her dress, while carrying a fetus or parasite leeching off her…something that isn’t porn to me, but may allow her weirdo scifi fantasy fans to pretend or role play or LARP or whatever the fuck they do when they masturbate that she is carrying an alien baby, or their baby, or some fucking nerd shit…that is not the demon that is Ashton Kutcher’s spawn… Or if you’re like me – you can focus on tit…it’s not much of a skill…but it’s what you gotta do – when you see pics like this… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mila Kunis Sloppy Mom Tit for Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It’s Labor Day of the Day

It’s Labor Day – and every Labor Day I pay tribute to all of our moms who have gone into labor to create us – which historically is the whole point of Labor Day, take time off for yourself to reflect and have a rebirth in which you can’t wear white pants or some shit….the point is that I know not all of you like your mom, or want to watch birthing videos, but this joke was funny when I first did it and is jus gross and played out now, but who am I to shit on or disrespect tradition…happy Labor Day / end of summer / beginning of summer if you’re moving to Australia bullshit day off by getting drunk and date raping people more drunk than you Noah’s Birth…. Emotional Live Birth… Their Amazing Birth Video Ryan’s Birth Dog Gives Birth to Puppies!! Baby is Born – Fully Intact! Doggy Style Birth Real child Birth… Big Titty Child Birth More Natural CHild Birth Baby Birthed in the Hot Tum – Like So Many SPring Breaks Floating Afterbirth Inflatable! The post It’s Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It’s Labor Day of the Day

It’s Labor Day – and every Labor Day I pay tribute to all of our moms who have gone into labor to create us – which historically is the whole point of Labor Day, take time off for yourself to reflect and have a rebirth in which you can’t wear white pants or some shit….the point is that I know not all of you like your mom, or want to watch birthing videos, but this joke was funny when I first did it and is jus gross and played out now, but who am I to shit on or disrespect tradition…happy Labor Day / end of summer / beginning of summer if you’re moving to Australia bullshit day off by getting drunk and date raping people more drunk than you Noah’s Birth…. Emotional Live Birth… Their Amazing Birth Video Ryan’s Birth Dog Gives Birth to Puppies!! Baby is Born – Fully Intact! Doggy Style Birth Real child Birth… Big Titty Child Birth More Natural CHild Birth Baby Birthed in the Hot Tum – Like So Many SPring Breaks Floating Afterbirth Inflatable! The post It’s Labor Day of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian Milking It for the Paparazzi Like an Attention Seeker of the Day

Christina Milian is a shameless mother of some random ethnic background – who envies the Kardashians hard…and who despite being rich, having a pop song, and an ex husband and baby daddy who also has a lot of money…she still goes out every chance she gets in bikini, or in these short shorts, shamelessly trying to maintain some level of sex appeal, despite being old…and I guess with an ass like this, she’s suddenly more interesting than she has been in many years…I mean sure when these sluts get the paparazzi to shoot them fake hiking is at the level of Vegas Pool party Hosting gig…but at least she’s trying…to relive the glory days when she was almost Nicki Minaj…with her “dip it low” song…that people jerked off to – since it was pre-internet… Either way…good times… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Christina Milian Milking It for the Paparazzi Like an Attention Seeker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is god….and going into the weekend…remember that my friend, sloppier than she used to be, but still only 30 and magnifcent – despite her mangled facial injections….and bullshit scandals that all stem from having her life robbed of her by her opportunist parents…I’m talking about the one and only, spilling out of her bathing suit…LINDSAY LOHAN…the queen of my universe…has made a beach bathing suit appearance and I want to lick until it dissolves…which would require a lot of licking…is perfection…everything…bow down to her…she’s the real queen… I’m a life fan. She is my life work. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco Titty Flash of the Day

Kaley Cuoco, the icon to nerds who watch sitcoms everywhere, pulled her tit out on snapchat – because it’s a purchased tit – and like all girls with fake tits – they love showing the shit off like it’s a new car or something… It’s some vapid materialistic, shamelessness that fuels our society…. I have only met a handful of hookers who hate their fake tits and it is usually after they’ve had them for years and they are falling the fuck apart from every direction….but when any girl first gets the tits, even with all the pain…they fucking LOVE the fake tit…it’s just when the tits and life let them down…that they But Kaley Cuoco is making 100 million in the next few years, has already made 100 million, I don’t think much can let her down – but the guys who she burns through – or who use her thanks to where she’s at in finance and career… As long as she pulls out tits, flashing in a Look at me – cuz she’s an actor and they all want you to look at them…I’m down…with everything going on here…and will be well into her old age…where she’ll still be doing the same stunts…unless she dies of an overdose… The post Kaley Cuoco Titty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chiara Scelsi Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day

Chiara Scelsi is some model I’ve never heard of, but should jerk off to, and you should to…but not in a gay way, like we’re all hanging out together with a loaf of bread…playing some schoolyard jerk off games….you fucking homo…just in general – because she’s a naked chick…in a nude magazine…being felt up proper…strategically covering her cunt… She’s 19, her boyfriend, who is probably in the shoot with her “works in music”…and they follow their favorite DJs around the world in her spare time…lame….but typical of idiots these days… She’s EURO and tits are like bikinis, so this isn’t too exciting for anyone who has seen her in IBIZA, but she only started modelling in February…so young, new model tits…for the win…. Good job LUI Magazine…for bringing the gold… The post Chiara Scelsi Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lawrence Gets Paid by Dior of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is a bullshit celebrity – who is on the highest paid celebrity list – even though I find her dull – uneventful – barely hot – despite her great tits that were stolen and posted everywhere that finally gave her a little edge in her otherwise vapid, useless, used as a tool to get bigger budget life….you know a sell out before she was even 18…cashing in hard…winning all the awards…designed to bring in attention, talent, fill seats…because HOLLYWOOD knows how dumb people are…and they’ll buy into anything.. Well the Fashion industry follows their lead – and probably paid her 10 million dollars for these garbage pics… We allow this world to fucking happen – we are all a bunch of idiots…some of us, like Jennifer Lawrence just happen to win at it…I think it’s cuz of her tits…it’s always the tits. The post Jennifer Lawrence Gets Paid by Dior of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty and Ass Flash Shopper of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio tit hanging out while her ass is hanging out of a dress … for the paparazzi while shopping is what one could call great fashion sense, or maybe someone would think it was an older mom trying to reaffirm the world that she’s got what it takes, and not just implants but an ass too…and that just because she’s had a couple kids with rich guys…and just because younger girls are way hotter than her…doesn’t mean she’s not a contender…..or maybe when the world has seen you naked, you stop bothering trying to cover up, it’s like when you fuck a girl with your little dick, eventually you’re good with her seeing the little dick, cuz she’s seen it before…fascinating.. TO SEE the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty and Ass Flash Shopper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty and Ass Flash Shopper of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio tit hanging out while her ass is hanging out of a dress … for the paparazzi while shopping is what one could call great fashion sense, or maybe someone would think it was an older mom trying to reaffirm the world that she’s got what it takes, and not just implants but an ass too…and that just because she’s had a couple kids with rich guys…and just because younger girls are way hotter than her…doesn’t mean she’s not a contender…..or maybe when the world has seen you naked, you stop bothering trying to cover up, it’s like when you fuck a girl with your little dick, eventually you’re good with her seeing the little dick, cuz she’s seen it before…fascinating.. TO SEE the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty and Ass Flash Shopper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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