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Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day

Helena Christensen has hard nipples…and it’s a nice reminder of a better, simpler time, where she was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when they were catalog and innovative, sending jerk off material to homes everywhere without getting in trouble… She must be 100 fucking years old in model years, and she’s probably seen a whole lot of dirty dirty things in her 75 year career, but she’s still got it going on…she’s Danish that isn’t Nina Agdal sensationalized dog shit that fucks A Lists….trying to make it…she’s Danish…that has made it…and still has it going on.. The post Helena Christensen for RUSSH Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day

Ava Sambora is so marketable, yet she does the instagram hooker approach to modelng….I don’t understand how that happened, or why it happened, or how she is so disconnected with the simple steps it takes to get instagram famous, something they all want…when her mom is Heather Locklear and her dad is Bon Jovi’s right hand, both who have a pile of fucking money, they can use to help her produce good quality shit.. It’s like why pull the HADID and be a respectable model, when you can just be like Brooke Hogan or fucking whoever else had money and fucking failed at making it work because she went for trashy instead of gold, even though all of it is the fucking same and equally fucking trash… I believe in Ava Sambora…she will turn this around…ideally onto all fours so I can see more of where her asshole and pussy meet…my favorite seam on any body.. The post Ava Sambora’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day

Natalie Portman did a photoshoot for a magazine….in a bra or bikini top…or whatever the fuck she’s wearing and it’s the kind of photoshoot that could cause accidents…her fan base loyal as fuck…in part due to star wars, in part due to being Jewish and a hot Jewish girl is something Jewish guys fucking love knowing that her vagina pumps out Jewish babies, something worth more than gold, and she’s Natalie Portman, who in 1999 was the end all, be all, hub of nerd semen everywhere… So I’m not sure what this is for, why she’s on the comeback, what the deal is with Israel’s finest, but I do know she still looks good….and that’s more than I can say about myself or really anyone I’ve ever fucked. The post Natalie Portman for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Titty Grab of the Day

Gigi Hadid titty grab fro Vogue..because Vogue is high fashion, class and elegance….where titty grab pics happen…but they aren’t like the stripclub or porno magazines….it’s VOGUE and GIGI HADID is a rich kid, cut from the finest arab cloth in the depths of Los Angeles….where morals and values take priority….over vapid, superficial shit… This is like when your lord and savior TRUMP gives a thumbs up / gun hand signal at the RNC pointing at his wife, like announcing to his boys that he gets to fuck her, or in a “check out her tits” kind of way…it’s trashy…because rich people are trashy….they fuck hookers and do trashy things…it’s just in a nice setting so it seems ok…but they are trashy… Now I like trashy, I live for trashy, and seeing Gigi Hadid trashy in Vogue contributes to her troll that is her career so I approve…which I know is something she seeks…drunkenstepfather’s fucking approval…as if she even knows this site exists…she doesn’t have to cuz I just stare at tits. Her tits..or in this case tit. Here she is for Tommy Hilfiger – Also classy… The post Gigi Hadid Titty Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Irina Shayk Looking Dumpy of the Day

I guess the good years are over for Irina Shayk and she did what had to be done by getting pregnant with Brad Cooper and his stupid swimming goggles – because she’s pushing 30 and it’s fucking time to breed. In Russian whore years, 30 is grandmother aged….and when you got a good A Lister that caters to your ego and has the fun lifestyle you like…you take that sperm and you make it stick…or maybe she’s just been eating at a lot of restaurants…either way, this is not the Irina Shayk I once praised as the hottest fake model around….this is a new monster and I miss what was…a reminder that we all get older even those of us with SOULS….because they are Russian… The post Irina Shayk Looking Dumpy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Brook – Filled Out of the Day

Kelly Brook is a big girl with big tits…she really doesn’t matter, she’s pushing 40, she never quite made it in mainstream despite her ego bringing her to LA to act, after a decade of TITTY Modeling in the UK, and she only did one movie no one cared about. Young people don’t know she exists, old dudes who read this site really like her and I have no idea why, but I’ve been calling her fat since before she was this fat…the kind of photoshopped as fuck because massive tits usually come with massive everything else, it’s just science or biology and when bitch is pushing 40, probably pregnant with yet another boyfriend, she’s always got different boyfriends, it’s amazing that she’s not 400 pounds…you know still fat enough to starve herself a month for a shoot- but pushing that limit… Kelly Brook doesn’t matter, but here I am posting on her, what does that say about me….oh that I try to leverage fat girls and their celebrity to get clicks that I can sell to advertisers instead of working a real job….that’s what… I guess it’s the era of the fat chick and she’s finally giving into her metabolism…or she’s just old…or maybe it’s both… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kelly Brook – Filled Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ariel Winter’s Ass Getting into a Car of the Day

That is one sloppy ass for an 18 year old…a sloppy ass you’d think she’d be ashamed of – but it’s not that era – it’s not the era of having shame – or being shamed – it is the the nudist / selfie / no to body shaming / be body positive / exhibitionist, especially when your parents whore you out. It’s the era of obesity being celebrated, hormones in the food, laziness and sitting on screens all day….so moon the fucking world – it makes you feel good about yourself – And the funny thing is that dudes are into this girl and are probably jerking off to this, like it’s hot and not like it looks like it belongs to a 40 year old mom. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ariel Winter’s Ass Getting into a Car of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears New Song of the Day

Britney Spears or a robot that took her words and converted them into song – has released a new song – much to her handlers happiness – this is the shit they created and exploited her for. You know convince her that she likes this – since it’s all she knows – so you feel less bad or guilty about maximizing earnings with her – not that anyone feels bad about maximizing earnings with her – the nice thing about Britney, besides being one hot momma, is that everyone has their hands in her pockets and she doesn’t even notice thanks to the meds… I am a Britney fan, she reminds me of a simpler time.. We'll be back in a few weeks, Vegas ???? Thanks for such a great run! #PieceOfMe A video posted by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on Jul 14, 2016 at 12:40pm PDT The post Britney Spears New Song of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maitland Ward’s Unfortunately Naked of the Day

Maitland Ward may love being a 50 year old who still has guys who want to fuck her, it probably makes her feel good about herself in a life where nothing else really worked out for her. She probably laughs and laughs at the joy she finally feels and all it took was prostituting herself and her sloppy old lady tits to the social media people who remember jerking off to her in the 90s – when she was at the top of her game… I have nothing against Maitland Ward, I mean all naked is good naked even when it is bad naked, I am not against how she spends her days. I just don’t like that she’s in denial about offering someone who sent me the conversation sex for money – because her and her husband are broke swingers trying to pay the rent off her very low level fame. She disappeared for 20 years and is all of a sudden back and leveraging – if that doesn’t scream broke and hoping for something, anything – I don’t know what is. I have asked her to film and release a sex tape for me – she hasn’t agreed – so I guess she’s not that broke yet – but it’ll happen and I’ll be ready when it does…and until that happens – I will try to ignore her – but sometimes her big old tits slip through the cracks with a wtf is this….. It’s national nude deay The post Maitland Ward’s Unfortunately Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Taylor Swift’s The Fucking Worst in Overalls of the Day

Yes Taylor Swift is like Donald Trump. A media manipulator, only unlike Trump, she plays the victim in the media, the hopeless romantic, the broken heart…and unlike Trump she actually makes money, something like 175 million dollars last year…which in case you didn’t realize isn’t something that is just given away, it is some tyrant throwing people on the bus, cut throat shit… But instead of coming across as the evil entertainment brainwasher, the heartless cheating whore – she cries in bullshit songs… And really, we’re only interested in seeing her new – potential breast implants…but I’ll post her dumb overall outfit because her legs are her best feature but don’t distract me from her being the fucking worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift’s The Fucking Worst in Overalls of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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