Emily Ratajkowski is awesome….She’s the kind of girl I’d want to charm with my sex appeal, have a one night stand with, trick into falling in love with me cuz I was the first guy to make her squirt, then ignore her calls til she can’t take it anymore….because when you look like this, and a guy ignores your calls, you take it up as a project to make him not take your calls, driving her insane…and eventually leading to her getting knocked up by me….spending the rest of her life with me….pretty much falling into the bear trap that I planted, without realizing I planted it…unless she reads this post….which she probably won’t cuz no one ever does…. That said, she’s what Kate Upton should be, so it is nice to see her shooting for Esquire, and not just because she’s topless, but cuz it means she’s taking it to the next step and that means the fame her hot body deserves…amazing.
Kitty Lea is a Glamour Model….and these are the pics from her 2013 Calendar that reminds us who the Glamour Model demographic is actually designed for….mechanics and blue collar workers who grace the strip clubs…the kind of guy who doesn’t use a smart phone or computers…but who has that basic instinct of “look at them there tits, they are big, my toothless fat wife doesn’t look like this naked”…. It is the simple minded people who inspired those trashy babe posters you saw in every garage back in the 90s, the “rear admiral” pics of ass style shit they sold at the record store….you know what I’m saying….and that is that Calendars are a shitty fucking gift, they are useless, and most importantly….they showcase tits….making them perfect for me…because I am a simple minded unemployed blue collar piece of trash who likes looking at tits that aren’t my wife’s….and I assume you are too.
Cuz it is her job bro…. I have probably posted these pics before, they all kinda look the same, but that could just be that there is one constant, one commont thread, the incredible Candice Swanepoel, who people try to hate on, but who’s hate just rolls off her pure, innocent, loving curves….. She’s good at what she does, and I think I may have to have sex with her get her out of my system….but since she doesnt return my calls, emails, faxes, or love songs I mail her….I guess I’ll just jerk off to her half naked body…..it’s easier and more legal than that whole kidnapping strategy I’d have to take to taste this ass. She’s good.
One more reason why you should just say no Wrong Number Drug Calls To Police Officer’s Cell Lead To Arrests This is your brain on drugs…. Sheriff’s Deputy Jagger Naves of Rowan County, N.C. was a very popular man last Monday when his cell phone rang four separate times around 4 a.m. The calls came from four different people who mistakenly contacted the deputy to complain about drug purchases. They all got arrested. The Salisbury Post reported some of the calls to Deputy Naves complained about the quantity of drugs they had purchased and wanted him to correct the problem. Naves arranged to meet all four of them to “solve” the problem. SMH. Source
Glenn Beck gave a speech on Friday at the Faith & Freedom Coalition conference and made two very simple points: Glee is destroying America; and he knows how to fix it. The former Fox News anchor told attendees that he and his wife watched a recent episode of the Fox hit and could not believe it dared to address topics such as homosexuality and bullying. “It’s horrifying some of the things that they’re teaching high schoolers,” Beck said of Glee . “But it’s brilliantly done. It’s produced, brilliantly. Its music, brilliant. Its acting, brilliant. Its cinematography, brilliant. All of it!” Glenn Beck Hates on Glee So what is a conservative pundit to do in the face of such disgusting propaganda? Come up with a counter alternative, of course. Beck won’t reveal what he has in mind, but told the crowd he has “spent about a year now trying to put together a push-back [to Glee ] with artists, with music. But not the stereotypical conservative Lee Greenwood music.” He has named the mysterious initiative his “Oedipus Project” because “the left will be making out with me and they’ll never see it coming.” All Beck has said about the project is that it will somehow involve a rapper and more information will be revealed at his three-day “Restoring Love” event July 28 at Cowboy Stadium in Dallas. Really, that’s a thing. This is not the first time Beck has gone off on Glee . Last year, he referred to the show as a “nightmare” that centered on “self-gratification.” Choose a side now in this feud:
Emma Stone is featured on the cover of next month’s Vogue . And while photos of the actress are downright gorgeous, it’s actually the praise she receives from those associated with The Amazing Spider-Man that really stands out. Just consider… Director Marc Webb : “A lot of young actresses are either very serious or doe-eyed. Emma sidesteps that.” Producer Matt Tolmach : “She’s stunning, so she’s disarming.” Co-star/boyfriend Andrew Garfield : “Working with Emma was like diving into a thrilling, twisting river and never holding on to the sides.” For a lot more from Emma and about Emma, pick up the July issue of Vogue .
Audio recordings from phone calls George Zimmerman made in jail in April were released on Monday by prosecutors in the Trayvon Martin case. The six conversations are part of the state’s evidence alleging that he and his wife, Shellie Zimmerman , misled the court during his April bond hearing. The former neighborhood watch volunteer is charged with killing 17-year-old Martin in February. Zimmerman said he shot Trayvon in self defense. George Zimmerman Jailhouse Calls A judge released him on $150,000 bond after the couple testified they had little money. But the calls recorded after his arrest tell a different story. Zimmerman is heard coaching his wife and sister on moving tens of thousands of dollars donated to his legal defense fund to another account. During one jailhouse conversation, George Zimmerman tells his wife how much it means to him that strangers were donating to his PayPal account. “Ah man, that feels good,” he said. Prosecutors say the phone calls are proof the Zimmermans had access to nearly $130,000 when he was freed. After his wife was able to transfer funds, Zimmerman told her to pay off nearly all their bills and to buy bulletproof vests for her, him and his attorney. “We need to get on it ASAP, cause you know … personally, I want you wearing one,” Zimmerman said from the Seminole County (Florida) Jail. “OK,” she replied. “As uncomfortable as it is, I want you wearing one,” he said. Zimmerman, who was wearing a vest back when he was released on bond, also discusses a possible escape route and renting two cars to throw off the media, possibly driving into a hotel with an attached garage or heading to an airport to fly to “heaven.” In one conversation as the two are planning a possible escape route, Zimmerman talks about going to a hotel like the Western he stayed at in Tampa, and that if he is in a car he could wear “his hoodie” and lie down as they are driving away. Zimmerman was ordered back to jail earlier in June when the judge learned of the money from the defense fund. His wife was arrested and charged with perjury related to her testimony about the family’s finances. Zimmerman’s attorney Mark O’Mara has said repeatedly that the couple was not deceptively trying to withhold information from the courts. They were merely concerned for their safety and unclear about whether he could even use the money yet, and thus whether to report it. The couple show their affection for each other throughout the calls, to be sure, as George Zimmerman warns his wife repeatedly to stay safe. He will seek to be re-released on bond , however unlikely that is.
Audio recordings from phone calls George Zimmerman made in jail in April were released on Monday by prosecutors in the Trayvon Martin case. The six conversations are part of the state’s evidence alleging that he and his wife, Shellie Zimmerman , misled the court during his April bond hearing. The former neighborhood watch volunteer is charged with killing 17-year-old Martin in February. Zimmerman said he shot Trayvon in self defense. George Zimmerman Jailhouse Calls A judge released him on $150,000 bond after the couple testified they had little money. But the calls recorded after his arrest tell a different story. Zimmerman is heard coaching his wife and sister on moving tens of thousands of dollars donated to his legal defense fund to another account. During one jailhouse conversation, George Zimmerman tells his wife how much it means to him that strangers were donating to his PayPal account. “Ah man, that feels good,” he said. Prosecutors say the phone calls are proof the Zimmermans had access to nearly $130,000 when he was freed. After his wife was able to transfer funds, Zimmerman told her to pay off nearly all their bills and to buy bulletproof vests for her, him and his attorney. “We need to get on it ASAP, cause you know … personally, I want you wearing one,” Zimmerman said from the Seminole County (Florida) Jail. “OK,” she replied. “As uncomfortable as it is, I want you wearing one,” he said. Zimmerman, who was wearing a vest back when he was released on bond, also discusses a possible escape route and renting two cars to throw off the media, possibly driving into a hotel with an attached garage or heading to an airport to fly to “heaven.” In one conversation as the two are planning a possible escape route, Zimmerman talks about going to a hotel like the Western he stayed at in Tampa, and that if he is in a car he could wear “his hoodie” and lie down as they are driving away. Zimmerman was ordered back to jail earlier in June when the judge learned of the money from the defense fund. His wife was arrested and charged with perjury related to her testimony about the family’s finances. Zimmerman’s attorney Mark O’Mara has said repeatedly that the couple was not deceptively trying to withhold information from the courts. They were merely concerned for their safety and unclear about whether he could even use the money yet, and thus whether to report it. The couple show their affection for each other throughout the calls, to be sure, as George Zimmerman warns his wife repeatedly to stay safe. He will seek to be re-released on bond , however unlikely that is.
The previously untitled, Ben Affleck/Rachel McAdams-starring project due later this year has also received an R rating for “some sexuality and nudity.” Ugh. This calls for a petition ! Meanwhile the film still awaits an official release date; stay tuned here for details as events warrant. [ CARA via Film Stage ]
This isn’t the Sam Cooke your mom used to jerk off to….. This is some slut who FHM said had the best boobs in Britain half a decade ago when she was a page 3 girl for the UK Sun back in 2006 and I guess her career just blew up so hard…..that she’s a page 3 girl again today probably trying to make rent money cuz the last 6 years have left her 25 and not rockin’ the best breasts in the UK…that just a lie FHM told her…it’s all lies people…. So here she is today….for old times and new beginnings, holding onto the one contact that answers her calls….
