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Rep: Mr. Spielberg is Not Going to Washington

” Today’s story regarding Nancy Pelosi made a reference to Steven Spielberg that requires a response,” said Hollywood mega-flack Marvin Levy in a statement. “I can say as a long-time spokesman for Steven that he has made it his career to direct actors, not political figures.” Probably a wise move — the guy lost his touch with alien life forms years ago. [ THR ]

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12 Films of Christmas: It’s a Wonderful Life

You didn’t honestly think we were going to feature 12 films from Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas without talking about this one, did you? Clarence (Henry Travers), an angel who hasn’t earned his wings, learns all about the life of George Bailey (James Stewart) so that he can help the man on the darkest night of his life. George dreamed of seeing the world, but wound up staying in his small town of Bedford Falls, N.Y., to run his father’s Building and Loan company, lest the city’s crotchety rich man Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore) take over everything. George falls in love with Mary (Donna Reed) and raises children with her, and under his direction, the Bailey Building and Loan builds homes for lots of working-class people in town who never thought they could afford one.

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12 Films of Christmas: It’s a Wonderful Life

You didn’t honestly think we were going to feature 12 films from Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas without talking about this one, did you? Clarence (Henry Travers), an angel who hasn’t earned his wings, learns all about the life of George Bailey (James Stewart) so that he can help the man on the darkest night of his life. George dreamed of seeing the world, but wound up staying in his small town of Bedford Falls, N.Y., to run his father’s Building and Loan company, lest the city’s crotchety rich man Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore) take over everything. George falls in love with Mary (Donna Reed) and raises children with her, and under his direction, the Bailey Building and Loan builds homes for lots of working-class people in town who never thought they could afford one.

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Oksana Grigorieva, Mel Gibson Reach X-Mas Truce

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva won’t be battling over custody this Christmas. Well, probably. They’re splitting the holiday with baby Lucia down the middle. Lucia will spend Christmas Eve with Oksana and the day itself with Mel. The plan was hashed out after Mel was awarded additional custody this month in court. It should go off without a hitch … though you never know. Mel actually almost called the police on Oksana for refusing to turn Lucia over on time recently. Either way, December 26 it is so BACK ON! All is right in Gibsonland … for 24 hours or so .

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Rosie Huntington Whitely’s DT Underwear Shoot of the Day

I think one of they year’s greatest Christmas gifts was when Rosie Huntington proved to Megan Fox that she is totally replaceable cuz there are thousands of hot girls with daddy issues who crave the attention needed to suck director or producer dick cuz they know their role, instead of giving attitude like Megan Fox who thought she had the golden ticket and thought she had it made and let that translate into annoying the world by opening her mouth when that was never part of the deal….hot bitches aren’t supposed to talk…she had it all wrong…but Rosie Huntington is the tool to get everyone grounded where they need to be….not that it will work…but we all know Megan Fox cries herself to sleep wondering what went wrong but unable to figure it out cuz girls like Megan Fox are generally retarded. So here is Rosie Huntington in her underwear for some bullshit.

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Late Night Highlights: Jay Leno Uncovers Lost Footage of Javier Bardem as Superman

When Javier Bardem stopped by the Tonight Show last night, Jay Leno got into the holiday spirit by showing embarrassing video of the Eat Pray Love actor crying on camera as a child and then preening as Superman for a job in the ’90s. Elsewhere, Jack Black and Conan O’B rien staged a rock off, David Letterman destroyed a Christmas tree and then the Late Show host took aim at Sarah Palin.

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Sofia Vergara’s Tits Do Letterman of the Day

I’m dreaming of a Columbian Christmas, just like mountains of pure cocaine I wish I knew….You’re probably dreaming a busty old lady who shows off her whore tits Christmas just because it is all she knows…..and there is nothing wrong with that…some people use school to get ahead, other people use skill, some bitches are forced to use their pussy and with the right end-goal in mind, can end up winning Emmy Awards….instead of trying to raise money for Columbia’s rain damage, she should be teaching seminars like she was Tony Robbins for girls who don’t mind getting a little damage to get on top….and who really cares. Her Botoxed face freaks me out, but when she talks in her sultry accent and when she gives me something better to look at, her face doesn’t exist, just fantasies of her begging me to cum while fucking her up the ass… As a bonus, here is her ass after the show….waiting for a cab the way she used to wait for john’s when she first came to America….

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Weird Christmas Miracle Video of the Day

A little known fact about me is that I am Christmas obsessed, from fucking girls named Carol, to sitting in malls watching bitches watch lingerie, to all the food, drink Holiday themed everything, I get fully swept up. I have seen every Holiday movie, I have seen every bad Christmas sweater on every bi-sexual looking hipster, I have decorated trees, I have given gifts, I have gone to Holiday work parties and I am sad that it is all going to end in a day or two. Now I don’t really actually celebrate Christmas, but my last month has been jacked on Christmas and I’ve decided that nothing says Holiday Spirit like some elf sounding motherfucker with a match in his ass in a YouTube video singing Christmas Tree. I don’t really understand what this has to do with Christmas, or whether this is actually a Christmas Miracle or not, but I do know that the internet breeds weirdness, and sometimes that weirdness is so weird that I like it, not in a sexual way, in a “why did this video happen” kind of way… So from my Christmas Filled heart to yours, here is a clip that will give Merry Christmas Charlie Brown a run for his bald head money…. Happy fucking Holidays.

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Jake Gyllenhaal Plays Santa for Taylor Swift

It’s nice to be the girlfriend of Jake Gyllenhaal. Very, very nice. The actor has reportedly played wealthy Santa Claus to Taylor Swift, gifting her over the last couple weeks with a number of high-priced items. According to In Touch Weekly , Gyllenhaal has handed out: A $10,000 Fender Gretsch guitar, signed by country artist Chet Atkins. A $100,000 diamond bracelet that sources describe as “Oscar-worthy.” Due to the couple’s mutual love of coffee, 21 pounds of the best Kona beans available, along with a coffee grinder and a maker. Gyllenhaal also went with a home-made Christmas card over a generic store-bought one. No wonder Swift is obsessed with Jake, huh?

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Cedar Rapids Trailer: Ed Helms Gets Crazy at the Insurance Convention

It’s the day before Christmas Eve, and if you’re anything like me, you’re probably wondering, “Hey! What will be the next quirky and still totally by-the-book comedy with an almost-famous cast to be marketed as an indie film, complete with a Sundance premiere?” Well, just in time for your consideration, here is the trailer for Cedar Rapids , in which Ed Helms plays a naive man who leaves his small town for the first time only to be schooled in the ways of getting drunk, screwing and fighting by the wacky John C. Reilly.

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