I am a firm believer that Irina Shayk is everything… If she was producing enough content on the daily, I would dedicate this site to her, because no one else matters…at least that is what I like to believe, but in my defence, I am into hot, manipulative, possibly dark Russians who came up through communism, and now have A Listers CUM UP ON THEM…You see what I did there, what a clever blogger I am… Either way, one of her jobs is the face / body of this non Victoria’s Secret luxury brand, and she’s as amazing as always… The post Irina Shayk for Bras of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that… Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good… The post Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Behati Prinsloo, the immigrant gold digger famous for being Adam Levine’s sugar baby, despite making money of her own thanks to brands liek Victoria’s Secret…did this ad for a fragrence company that came out a solid 3 days ago…and that has a solid 300 views…300 fucking views…because no one gives a fuck about Adam Levine’s cum dumpster walking around in a wilderness topless but not showing her nipples….that you know she would show if you offered her enough money to show… because that’s the kind of girl she is…but in her defence that’s the kind of girl every girl is…. All this to say…MORE NIPPLE! The post Behati Prinsloo for Some Fragrence Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Naked Man in the Mall Fuck Her Right in the Pussy from LA Fat Guy and Tiny Bike Truck VS Toll Booth Protester Gets Run the Fuck Over By a Horse I Assume She is Protesting Today in Suicide… Acrobat VS 4 Flights of Stairs Cop VS Spring Break Girl’s Helmet is On Wrong The post Reporter Gets Mugged on TV and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Lowndes is a bit of a joker. She’s a Canadian who moved to LA after being on Degrassi alongside Drake….who moved to LA to be on a similar show called 90210 the Desperate Attempt to Bring it Back because the real mind who understood TV at Spelling Productions was Aaron and that motherfucker is dead…and his legacy of shitty primetime soap operas that target different markets was pretty much shit on… That said, unlike Drake, she didn’t get very successful. More importantly, she also turned her back to Canada and full immersed herself in the LA Life, which would explain why she looks like she’s had a lot of work done on her rocking body… But more importantly, it would explain why she’s instagram modeling hard, posting as many bikini pics as possible, because she knows you don’t matter without bikini pics and followers, and bikini pics get followers, and I guess once investing in the tits, it only made sense to keep it up… For a while, I was like “look at this desperate bitch, got on one TV show and keeps hanging on”… But now, I kind of love it…but in my defence, I think instagram models/ hookers are a lot more fun than hollywood models and hookers, because instagram models don’t make money, so they are easy to win over and buy…while real models/hookers are out of even my tiny little budget… All this to say…keep up the good work Canada. The post Jessica Lowndes Self Shot Bikini Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here name is KARMEN PEDARU … She is Estonian. She is a model who shows her tits. This is her campaign for some ridiculously named designer “Francesco Scognamiglio”, who even with his ridiculous name, probably should have gone with something a little shorter…whether it is his name or not…I mean Americans won’t buy into something so Italian, it is against their racist core…that only like Italians for pizza…and I guess the Sopranos.. However, he clearly knows more than I do about these things, because he’s the one I’m writing about, and not the other way around, but I guess in my defence, I am just celebrating that finally, a clothing brand, is using a model willing to show tits, showing her tits… It’s this kind of creative direction Victoria’s Secret needs to get into
There are times when I look at girls jogging, usually in the summer, wearing their skimpy shorts, where I think to myself, if I was more of a pervert I would either film this…and if I was more of a sexual predator, I would throw this in my van and make love to it in my cabin in the woods for the next 14 years, until releasing her back to society- confused….you know because the girls are just that hot.. It’s like I can spend hours in the park…watching babes lap me…and be never the happier… This is not one of those moments… I think Claire Danes, should stick to working out at her home gym…until really getting to a place where the world wants to see her big reveal…it may take years…it may be too late for her…but in her defence…she’s never been hot…she has been skinny…those days may be done…at least that’s what her ass is telling me To See Click Here
Happy Birthday Evander Holyfield. #DreamBig #NeverGiveUp #Worldpeace. A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:18am PDT AshleyInLa is one of the greatest things to happen to social media. I’ve been following her antics on instagram for a long time – she’s basically making fun of all the fame whores out there – by doing a variation of their fame whoring – it what I think is a pretty fucking genius way – and throughout the whole process – has pretty rockin’ body… So yesterday was Evander Holyfield’s birthday…follow your dreams…and my dreams are following AshleyInLa … Now – here she is on her lip gloss NO PERVY COMMENTS PLEASE! This is about my lipgloss. #Chanel #Worldpeace A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 3:46am PDT And – Here she is playing with Dan Bilzerian’s money Follow your dreams always. #DreamItDoIt #worldpeace A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Oct 10, 2014 at 11:46pm PDT She’s the best…
I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention… Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent. I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.
Debbie St Pierre, probably not her real name, is not a stripper despite her name, but rather a Florida model, who I guess is also a mom, something I have a hard time believing based on her body, but that I have an easy time believing based on her body, because when you get inside something so glorious, you cum and never let go… I mean seriously, these videos of her, self produced are magical. The fact that she’s not famous and so many other tricks are…is unfair…but possibly deserved…because what the fuck was she thinking getting knocked up instead of exploiting what she has…I get it, she’s trying now…but it’s just so much better without the bastard in tow…. Either way, amazing.
