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The Big Brother Repulsion Index: Hot Dog, It Has Begun

Last night, CBS put an Orthodox Jewish podiatrist into a hot dog costume, broadcast sexually suggestive physical challenges, and introduced us to a red-headed bimbo who thought yarmulkes were called “Yom Kippurs.” Yes, Big Brother season has begun. The Julie Chen-hosted reality show is impressive because its premise — locking thirteen untalented individuals in a house and streaming their every move for audience’s voyeuristic pleasure — demands a repulsive sub-category of fame-seeking humans: the kind of person that masturbates in a cardboard box , knowing that his every motion will be seen by millions of people in their family room. This season, Movieline is joining in the Big Brother fun by ranking the most vile houseguests after each degrading episode. Baruch haba!

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The Big Brother Repulsion Index: Hot Dog, It Has Begun

Celebrate True Blood’s Emmy Nod with a Shirtless, Man-Licking Alexander Skarsgard

We have to admit, we didn’t see True Blood’s Emmy nod for Best Drama coming , but now that it’s happened, shouldn’t we all get drunk and lick a dude’s back in celebration? No? Damn, someone should really tell Alexander Skarsgard.

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Celebrate True Blood’s Emmy Nod with a Shirtless, Man-Licking Alexander Skarsgard

Nicholas Hoult to Play Beast in X-Men: First Class

Need further proof that it you want to appear in X-Men: First Class you better be a Movieline Verge alum? According to reports, Nicholas Hoult has been cast to play Beast in the Matthew Vaughn directed X-Men prequel scheduled to hit theaters next summer. Hoult — who has most recently appeared in A Single Man and Clash of the Titans — would join fellow Verge grads Alice Eve , new father Aaron Johnson and Michael Fassbender in the cast. James McAvoy is there, too, but he technically wasn’t a Verge-r , so whatever. Luke Evans , you’re on the clock. [ Deadline ]

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REVIEW: Ask Not What Predators Does For Adrien Brody, Ask What Adrien Brody Does For Predators

Not a sequel and not quite a reboot, Predators sits in that no-man’s land of derivation, where a franchise is plundered mainly for its conceptual cachet, and continuity and reinvention are cast aside as hopelessly old-fashioned. Conceiving of their audience as a chronic video-game player, the filmmakers seem to have figured that fans want only minor variations on the same experience, over and over again. Not that such a calculation is below a franchise born as a goof (the original screenwriters were inspired by a joke that followed the release of Rocky IV : If that franchise were to continue, he’d have to fight an alien) and forced into the indignity of the Predator vs. Alien films. Fans of the original, which had Arnold Schwarzenegger wasting a killer extraterrestrial in Guatemala, have likely grown resigned to disappointment with its descendents; Predators will not change that entirely, but it may summon enough fond memories to sneak by.

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REVIEW: Ask Not What Predators Does For Adrien Brody, Ask What Adrien Brody Does For Predators

ABC Announces Fall Premiere Dates

ABC has broken up Emmy Nomination Day by announcing its premiere schedule for this autumn. Nearly all of the season’s shows debut during the week of September 20, with the new Michael Imperioli cop drama Detroit 1-8-7 premiering September 21, r Emmy nominee Modern Family returning September 22, and Grey’s Anatomy beginning its seventh season on September 23. For the full schedule, click here . [ Deadline ]

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REVIEW: Girl Who Played with Fire Goes Through the Tiresome Swede-Goth Motions

The novels of the late Stieg Larsson are the little Saabs that could: These three posthumously published thrillers — The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The Girl Who Played with Fire and The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet’s Nest — might have been nothing more than an entertaining genre-fiction exercise, the sort of thing that might, at best, achieve some sort of cult status. Instead, they’ve become the books that everyone and their grandmothers seem to be reading, and the Swedish movie based on the first book in the series, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, directed by Niels Arden Oplev, became a surprise U.S. hit last year. Hollywood is, of course, preparing its own David Fincher-directed version, but those of us who are allegedly in the know are supposed to automatically prefer the Swedish version, with its dour approach to torture and violence and its efficient “He did it because he’s crazy, that’s why” wrap-up. Because the movie is long, colorless, uncompromising and, well, Swedish, it’s got to be better than any future American version, right?

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Did Lindsay Lohan Just Compare Herself to a Condemned Iranian Woman?

I can’t believe it’s come to this for me or… anyone , but Lindsay Lohan’s Twitter feed has developed into a sincerely fascinating current-events sh*tshow since her jail sentencing Tuesday . As if her chosen background of topless nymph communing with a fluffy white Yak of the Heavens weren’t awesome enough , how about the stream-of-consciousness flow from vulgar manicure self-defense to her assailing of “constitutionally perverted” sentencing guidelines to… well, it’s complicated. Read on and let’s sort it out.

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Did Lindsay Lohan Just Compare Herself to a Condemned Iranian Woman?

Emmy Nominations: Glee Topples 30 Rock, Conan O’Brien and Friday Night Lights Shock

Just moments ago, Sofia Vergara and Joel McHale mounted the stage of the Television Academy in Los Angeles to announce the 62nd Primetime Emmy nominations. It was an exciting morning for Vergara — who shrieked every time Modern Family (and she) garnered a nod — and not so much for McHale — who tried to hide his disappointment every time Community (and he) were ignored in a category (“It’s OK, I just phoned it in this year,” he joked). And there was an audible cheer when the selections for this year’s Variety Show category were announced. Click through to see if Jay Leno and Conan O’B rien will duke it out for the Tonight Show crown again in August — and to acquaint yourself with the nominees for the 2010 Emmy Awards.

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Emmy Nominations: Glee Topples 30 Rock, Conan O’Brien and Friday Night Lights Shock

Millionaire Producers Win $275 Million from Disney

A federal jury has ordered Disney to pay Celador, the production company behind Who Wants to be a Millionaire , a cool $275 million for not fulfilling their obligations when bringing the game show smash to the United States. Congrats! However, I just used my “Ask the Audience” lifeline, and it turns out we all spent the past month paying Disney back the $275 million. Damn it, Pixar. [ The Wrap ]

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The Hills Reality Check: Last-Minute Heartbreak and Fairytale Biker Romances

Last night’s penultimate episode of The Hills was bittersweet for viewers: they were just thirty minutes of screen time away from bidding Lo and Kristin adieu on next week’s finale, but first, they had sit through some clunky exposition that would set up next week’s series closer. Brody had to break Kristin’s heart without any concern for her feelings, Lo had to offer her boyfriend a relationship ultimatum, and Stephanie Pratt had to explain her DUI to another potential suitor that could be “like, the one.” Let’s sift through the second-to-last episode of The Hills ever (hopefully, unless MTV tries to revive it Beavis and Butt-Head -style in a decade) to find its most real and most fake moments.

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The Hills Reality Check: Last-Minute Heartbreak and Fairytale Biker Romances