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A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day

Interesting that one Euro magazine takes the ill advised opinion of their lesbian, very expensive, despite going bankrupt, legendary photographer and decide to make a statement by exploting fat, old, “Power” or women of interest…instead of exploiting models by featuring them naked in their calendar… But Lui Magazine comes in and are French about the whole thing…we like women, men like women, lets find beautiful women, and take nice pictures of them naked, because it is the most wonderful time of the year…let’s be wonderful.. I don’t even think the people at Lui know what’s going on in this bullshit feminist oppressive world we are in right now…they are just like “we are called LUI, let’s be men, and post tits…model tits”… These are the covers….the insides are gonna be nutty… The models are: Amber Valletta, Anja Rubik, Carolyn Murphy, Daria Strokous, Edita Vilkeviciute, Isabeli Fontana, Jourdan Dunn, Lara Stone, Malgosia Bela, Mariacarla Boscono, Natasha Poly and Toni Garrn I’ve only tried to have sex with one of them, it was a bar, she was Russian…and it was love, I just wasn’t a billionaire and she was 6 foot 6….it wounldn’t work with my small penis and all..but I still fear her communist, war torn souless eyes… The post A Bunch of Topless Models in December’s LUI Magazine Cover of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day

Isabeli Fontana may be old…but she’s still lovely…because she’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream…because for some reason these Victoria’s Secret people love girls from other countries…there must be a reason for that…maybe they are more affordable, easier to control, don’t have a legal team…who knows… More interestingly, she was abducted by the brand at 16, and due to some protest, because 16 in lingerie is creepy, she’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret.. Something that probably makes your pervert ass so mad, because 16 in lingerie for national billion dollar brands…is exhilarating for your masturbation…when I think it’s morally fucked up…and they shoulda gone to prison for it.. Well, now she’s still got tits, possibly bigger now than ever due to all her babies…and she’s showing a sliver of nipple which is better than no nipple…that’s a fact, google it. The post Isabeli Fontana’s Nipple Peak in Vouge Brasil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day

Kaley Cuoco rockin’ a tan line for Shape Magazine in a behind the scenes photo that doesn’t matter, unless you’re into tan lines..which apparently people are…because I’ve know strippers, so many strippers, through many decades of my life, so that I’ve got a good sense of what they think looks hot enough under the black lights to land a lap dance, and the one constant, other than herpes and the dream a prince charming will come in and save them is tan lines…I guess because it’s like naked but with underwear…without underwear getting in the way…to really accentuate the genital region..with a “I hang out at the beach because I am healthy”…despite it being a “I hang out in a tanning bed in underwear because the place I go is sketchy and I’d hate to put my bare ass on it, which is saying a lot because i’m a stripper and I put my bare ass on everything for 10 dollars a song”… Only unlike a stripper, Kaley Cuoco is a huge, definitely overrated, but cast on the right show, TV star making 100s of millions of dollars, something that is pretty nuts, until she brings the down to earth, look “I’m just like you” sexts and weird squats, in a not taking herself too seriously, because she doesn’t have to, she’s rich…kind of way.. The post Kaley Cuoco’s Tan Lines and Butt Shot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day

Isabeli Fontana is in Maxim, despite being 100 years old…is still amazing. She’s one of the first Brazlian models abducted by the team at Victoria’s Secret, offering her the dream they sell these people with, that actually end up working out for most of them… She’s also one of the last underage girls to pose in her underwear for Victoria’s Secret because they abducted her when she was 16…. She’s done all kinds of modeling, all while being busty, which is a good thing because we like tits.. She’s also got kids, she’s been married a few times to rich guys, she was recently engaged to one of Bob Marley’s many sons until recently, and now she’s doing Maxim…all busty…which is a good thing because we like tits… The previous owners of Maxim were a bunch of lawyer assholes who emailed me everytime I’d post their picture, even when the pics were found on instagram, but they apparently sold their pile of shit, relevant in the 90s, magazine to some young Texan rich dude in his 30s, so let’s hope he’s not as fucking lame and useless as them, which based on the pics he’s pulled together since buying the magazine,using real models and photographers, he’s not… The post Isabeli Fontana for Maxim of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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2015 amfAR New York Pictures

According to my sources, the 2015 amfAR Gala was held last night, and while I wasn’t invited, it looks like pretty much every single hottie in New York was. Because here’s Karlie Kloss ,  Heidi Klum , Paris Hilton , Naomi Campbell , Coco Rocha , Ivanka Trump , Hailey Baldwin , Lindsay Ellingson , Lais Ribeiro , Elsa Hosk , Isabeli Fontana , Josephine Skriver , Shanina Shaik , Ginta Lapina , Allie Rizzo , Camila Alves , and Alexandra Richards all doing their part for charity. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s making me want to make a big donation. What? At least I’d be reaching into my pants for a good cause for once. » view all 19 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Nicki Minaj on Set of a Music Video of the Day

I already posted NICKI MINAJ IN COMPLEX FOR DECEMBER TODAY …I would normally say that is more than enough Nicki Minaj for a lifetime, but the media keeps shoving her down our throat, with her dancing monkey half naked performances, and silly Lil Kim songs she doesn’t write herself, but that she does put some attitude into because I guess that is what sells when you have a fat ass and titties….. That said, she posted pics of her on set with Lil Wayne and Drake, in lingerie, because that’s what her role is in Hip Hop, the stripper, and I guess this is better than being the fat chick in Drama club she grew up as…it’s a looks like she made it moment…where I can see her panties…

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Katy Perry’s Mom Bikini of the Day

Katy Perry posted this high waisted bikini, hat, bag in silly fabric because she’s silly combo on some boat called Sassy…because I guess she’s Sassy, but not sassy enough to take a sexy bikini pic I would consider trying to masturbate to, but rather more of a mom on a resort bikini photo that doesn’t give boners, but that does make you hope she’s got an eighteen year old daughter with her to give you something better to look at, you know traveling on their recently divorced, you dad cheated on me, let’s go to Mexico tour…I mean she’s got the tits, she just hasn’t quite figured out how to use them without being absolutely awkward as fuck…but maybe you like awkward bikini pics, and if you do, here it is…

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Bella Thorne is a 17 Year Old Ass of the Day

Bella Thorne is on the cusp of being legal in the USA, just 11 months to go. She is totally legal in Canada, because we let our perverts fuck 16 year olds legally, which I guess makes sense of a physical level, because they have rockin’ bodies, are capable of having babies, and thanks to genetically modified foods, she’s been able to have babies since she was 8 and thanks to internet porn, she’s known how to have babies since she was 3, and thanks to parents who stage parented her and sent her out to make the family money, she’s known how to work it and seduce grown men since she was 10…. That said, there’s a study that I heard about called All Men are Pedophiles, because 16 is the age where men of all ages stay attracted to, it’s some animal instinct shit that is magnified by the fact that it is illegal for you, because the second you talk to a 16 year old, you’ll know you want nothing to do with them…but you’ll obviously like starring at their asses….in bikinis that are skimpier and skimpier every year. Thanks Brazil. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015 Pirelli Calendar of the Day

One of the most important fashion shoots of the year, I’m talking far more important than the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and even more important than the September Issue, is the yearly 2014 Pirelli Calendar that stemmed from a European car parts company realizing that fashion is hot, and that what better way to do a Calendar than to use top models, in modern day pin up, usually naked or half naked, shot by the top photographers….because really it’s better than Glamour models… So here are the details… Steven Meisel’s Pirelli Calendar 2015 (51st edition) Model: Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls, Adriana Lima, Raquel Zimmerman, Natalia Vodianova, Isabeli Fontana, Sasha Luss, Anna Ewers, Carolyn Murphy, Cameron Russell, Karen Elson, Candice Huffine Here are the pics…this is the best one in the last few years…good job Meisel.

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Talula Wilde’s Gone Wild in New York of the Day

Our most famous and amazing stepGIRL TALULA WILDE …who is only going to continue to get more and more famous from here…until one day being far too famous to ever answer my calls or emails…but who may one day send me a letter from her lawyer asking me to remove any association with DrunkenStepfather.com and the #stepGIRLS..but who supports and encourages and loves our little movement right now…did this exclusive #stepGIRL shoot with our friend and famed photographer ALI HUSSAIN from GIVE ME A MILK …and it is amazing… I mean this is one substantial and beautifully talented girl. The kind of girl I should leave my house to just stare at, which would be against my reclusive hermit existence, and really why bother when I have these amazingly shot, nude and pretty photos I can stare at instead…and now so do you. So FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW #stepGIRLS ON INSTAGRAM and FOLLOW ALI HUSSAIN ON INSTAGRAM …it will heal the world and make it a better place…just like these pics of Talula… Amazing…I am in love…the kind of love that is forever and not just because I see her in all her glory.

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