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Drew Barrymore and Rat Cow and Karlie Kloss Nude for CR Fashion Book of the Day

Drew Barrymore, Rat Cow, Karlie Kloss and other people I assume got naked for CR Fashion Book…. CR Fashion Book is some well respected, trendy, fashion magazine that produces racy content with models because it is well respected and that’s what makes “art” exist…you need the people everyone respect like CR Fashion Book to perpetuate the lie so the follower drones by into it…. So I have no idea how Em Rat Cow weaseled her way into it, I guess they are looking for clickbait on social media and like her mass following, or she’s the spawn of the devil, is evil incarnate, and she has the power to win over people with her bullshit tits..which for the record are great tits…but tits that should have been left in the strip club or casting couch. The reason she exists or that people buy into her…is just fucking weird or lazy…. That said…Karlie Kloss topless in some Taylor Swift erotica and Drew Barrymore nudes even though she’s 100 years old…make sense to me, and sure Rat Cow tits are always worth looking at…but depressing to look at when they are in a “credible” and I use that term loosely…publications…the tits, although great belong in the F-List they crawled out of before fucking weak yet powerful decision making men… TITS everywhere.. The post Drew Barrymore and Rat Cow and Karlie Kloss Nude for CR Fashion Book of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Karlie Kloss In An Awesome Photoshot For InStyle

So I know sometimes I make fun of these fashion mags for always having the same old boring photoshoots, but I definitely wasn’t expecting this from InStyle and Karlie Kloss . That’s some serious leg action! Oh, and all the flaming wreckage is pretty cool too, I guess. Anyway, I’m not exactly sure why they got the leggy supermodel to do a superhero-themed shoot, but maybe they can have Karlie bench press me next. Now that’d be a real challenge.

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Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day

Martha Hunt is a bikini model in a bikini in Miami because there’s a music festival there and all the models and hookers and ratchets are there to celebrate Electronic music at what I would assume is the longest standing electronic music festival…because I remember this shit from the late 90s…when ravers and other weirdos would attend…back when it was called WMC and only the cool chicks would go…not mall brand spokesmodels…they’d be too busy at some fucking rock concert or some shit…but now that EDM is the world…and all the mainstream frat boy idiots eat it up….these events get people like this… Martha Hunt is a Victoria’s Secret “Angel” whatever that means. She’s one of the few Americans, because Victoria’s Secret doesn’t want to make America great again. They manufacture overseas and they don’t pass the savings onto the American mall shopping people. Instead they line their pockets with the money saved with slave labor. They also import these immigrants and get them visa’s because they know the system instead of giving the work to their own people….so they may be in every mall…but they seem to shit on the American dream pretty fucking badly in the process.. Martha Hunt is also one of the Taylor Swift groupies…who does what she’s told by the evil leader that they all leverage each other for financial gain…so we can assume that this bikini was chosen by Taylor and the paparazzi called by Taylor…as part of her weird live action barbie experience…something Amy Schumer doesn’t know anything about… I just like that her name rhymes with cunt. If you don’t like that here’s Karlie Kloss Beach Shoot because she’s another one of Taylor Swift’s puppets! The post Martha Hunt in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Post Taylor Swift Break-Up of the Day

In fascinating news you should try to masturbate to…the tyrant, psycho, ego, coddled and super rich despite being so fucking boring…Taylor Swift….has thrown her real life Barbie doll in the trash….and that her and Karlie Kloss are no more because they fought over a boy or some bullshit…. She may be been the hired friend, to give Taylor credibility as a real person with real friends who do real things like get togethers and Thanksgiving parties….but she’s a fucking mooch who was using Taylor Swift for attention, to increase her profile and to get her jobs.. Because the world they live in is Transactional…and more interestingly…disgusting, vapid, self involved, materialistic…terrible… The only fun thing about it is to see how far Taylor can push the mooches, can she dress them or tell them what to do and say…how much abuse can she put them through…and how far do they go before they crack…and how long before they crawl back to their god… It’s creepy…and here are some pics of Karlie Kloss that are boring as fuck but for some reason I saved them to post…I guess because I have no taste…sounds about right. Shitty pics – but she’s got long legs – right. The post Karlie Kloss Post Taylor Swift Break-Up of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits… I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll.. But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke.. What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor.. The post Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day

Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year. This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won… Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat.. MERRY CHRISTMAS.. The post Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Love Magazine Knows How To Make Karlie Kloss Ugly And Awkward

I know I’m starting to sound like a broken record with these terrible LOVE Advent videos, but they just keep getting worse and worst. And apparently they saved the best worst for last. Because they just managed to do something I didn’t think was possible with “Day 23”: force me to turn off a video of leggy Victoria’s Secret model  Karlie Kloss in lingerie before it was over. But I guess turning us off must’ve been part of the plan. Otherwise, I just don’t get it.

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Ireland Baldwin Strips WAY Down for Racy New Calendar

If Donald Trump really wants to irritate Alec Baldwin, he'll stop making fun of how the actor portrays him on Saturday Night Live. By taking this tact, Trump has given Baldwin plenty of ammunition to fire back on Twitter, while also helping the ratings for this NBC sketch comedy show increase dramatically. So if Trump truly wants to piss Baldwin off, he'll stop with his inane Tweeting about SNL and start with some inappropriate Tweeting about Ireland Baldwin. The 21-year old is featured in Love Magazine's latest advent calendar, promoting the item in a new video that can only be described with for letters: NSFW. Set the Madonna's hit single “Cherish,” the following video depicts Baldwin on the beach. She's wearing a Coach trench coat… at first. But she then discards this piece of attire to reveal some seriously sexy satin undergarments. From there, Baldwin rolls around in the sand, strips off her top and runs into the ocean. Others slated to appear for the calendar videos this year include Alessandra Ambrosio, Ciara, Chrissy Teigen, Emily Ratajkowski, Gigi Hadid, Hailey Baldwin, Heidi Klum, Karlie Kloss, Kendall Jenner, Kim Kardashian , Paris Hilton, Sofia Richie and Suki Waterhouse. We can only imagine how much racier these clips will get. Check out Ireland's version below:

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Skin Links 11.22.16

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web!  Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Vanessa Fleshbot Karlie Kloss braless in see-through designer dress  Taxi Driver Movie Kelly Rohrbach trying on dresses  The Nip Slip Nude Argentinian model Maria Eugenia Suarez Drunken Stepfather Sammy Braddy nude tour of Japan (header image)  Egotastic All Stars Carlye Denise and her big Texas knockers  Boobie Blog Reagan Lush blue bikini in Miami  Last Men on Earth Celebrities attend Rhode Island Comic Con  Double Viking … read more

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Taylor Swift Reveals Presidential Preference with Sweater

Taylor Swift is the queen of passive aggressive fashion. Late last month, the singer wore a choker during a performance in Austin, stirring talk that she’s coming out with a new album because fans said Swift always debuts a new look when fresh music is on the way. And she had never worn a choker on stage before. Flimsy evidence? Perhaps. But the Internet is now convinced it knows who Swift is voting for based on the top she wore to go vote today. The artist shared the above photo on Instagram this morning, simply writing as a caption “Today is the day. Go out and VOTE.” Pretty simple and harmless, right? Inspiring even. Not all that different from the many other pictures posted by celebrities today of themselves at their local polling locale. Except that astute Swift fans took note of the sweater Swift is wearing. They say this garment isn’t something Taylor just tossed on after waking up from a night of partying with Lorde . Someone named Kaitlyn Tiffany was the first to point out on Twitter that Swift’s shoulder-less top is a nod to an Instagram photo shared a few days ago by occasional squad member Lena Dunham.  What the heck is she talking about?!? Over the weekend, Dunham shared a composite of herself and Hillary Clinton wearing the same style of sweater as Swift is rocking above, even referencing the piece of attire in her caption. “Headed to Denver to meet some of my favorite Nasty Women in support of @hillaryclinton!” wrote Dunham, adding: “Let’s do all we can in the days that remain. RN I’m paying tribute in my @lpathelabel cold shoulder sweater.” A-ha! SEE!!!!!! By wearing her own version of this sweater on Election Day, some might argue that Swift is totally being Taylor Swift. She’s expressing an opinion, but she’s doing it in a subtle manner in order to not anger any fans of hers who may support Donald Trump. Swift has gotten in trouble for this sort of thing in the past, getting called out by Demi Lovato , for instance, because she talks about being a feminist… yet doesn’t really act like one. Some might argue that Swift never really takes a stand; that she cares too much about her image. She also has an unusual connection to Trump, in that close friend Karlie Kloss is dating Joshua Kushner , brother of Ivanka Trump’s husband, Jared Kushner. So could it be possible that Swift is sending a message here about voting for Hillary Clinton, while doing it in such a manner as to not upset Kloss and other Trump fans? It’s possible. Or it’s possible we’re reading too much into her sweater. View Slideshow: Hillary Clinton: Posing with the Stars!

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