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Karolina Kurkova’s Nipple for Vogue Spain of the Day

Karolina Kurkova was the fat Victoria’s Secret model, who traded her mail-order bride, human sex trade, destiny for a lifelong commitment to their brand, but who also fucked their deal up by gaining 50 lbs a few years ago, making her a huge joke when she couldn’t fit into her fashion show costume, only to go public claiming she had thyroid issues, like a typical obese person making bullshit excuses for their laziness and eating disorder, only to end up strapping down and getting off her ass when she was threatened to get fired…and here she is in Vogue Spain showing some tit and I like it….

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Karolina Kurkova Fights the Fat of the Day

Kurkova saw the camera and decided to fucking working…It’s like she stepped up her model game hard…but I guess it makes total sense…since she was the same model who was going to get fired from Victoria’s Secret a few years ago for being a fucking pig of a woman…someone who Victoria Secret could not allow to endorse their product, despite the majority of America being substantially fatter than her…proving that they just like making everyday girls feel shitty about themselve and develop negative body images about themselves…which I guess should be celebrated…cuz low self esteem on girls who aren’t bad looking to begin with…make the likilihood of us getting laid a lot hotter….in fact they are the only reason I probably have been laid…self confidence on pussy my dick gets to hang out with just doesn’t really exist… Either way, she’s skinny again, she realized that she shouldn’t throw away what she has, probably cuz Victoria’s Secret showed her some pictures of war torn Eastern Europe in a room for 36 hours saying “shape the fuck up or this is where you’ll end up, you’re going to blame your thyroid, stop making us look bad”…..but whatever the motivation, at least it worked…. Pics via Bauer

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Beauty and the beach (karolina kurkova, adriana lima …..)

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Karoline Kurkova Lawn Bowling Upskirt of the Day

Karolina Kurkova was the big Victoria’s Secret model who was on the line to get fired for a long time because she was so fucking thick…and Victoria’s Secret knows that despite a lot of fat women ordering their white trash shit, and a lot of fat men jerking off to their shit, the bitches who grace the pages of the shit, have got to have it going on…..and if you’re wondering why Karolina Kurkova is so thick, it’s probably because her fitness regime involves Lawn Bowling, a low impact sport for 90 year olds to stay active, but I have a feeling this is actually some event, and her fitness regime is really non-existant, which is pretty fucking lazy considering being fit is her fucking job and she makes millions to stay fit, but I don’t care, I’m just happy looking up her skirt….even if it’s shitty and even if I’ve seen her half naked and in panties before…cuz lawn bowling, up until today, is statistically the hardest sport to jerk off to…. Pics via Fame

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Karolina Kurkova Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I guess it’s safe to say that the Fat Victoria’s Secret model has been put on suspension, because I am pretty sure walking around with a bag that isn’t a Victoria’s Secret bag is in the Victoria’s Secret contract next to we will never see your family if you don’t give us your fucking life…..and because she’s not as fat as she was when they were giving her warning to stop eating and she pretended it was a thyroid problem, which it probably was if a thyroid problem is code of eating as much donuts as I can in one sitting….but she still looks a lot like a monster and sometimes that’s not a bad thing like when you’re walking down dark alleys and come across 4 black dudes in baggy pants, or on halloween when you don’t feel like dressing up. Pics via Bauer

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Celebrities And Their Imperfections

If you saw Megan Fox ‘s sexy Super Bowl ad then you must have heard of her use of a thumb double. Yes, the perfect screen siren has stubby digit.

Karolina Kurkova is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Good lord Karolina Kurkova is fly. These fantastic pictures are from DT magazine. And guess what, there’s one nudie picture! Sure, the economy might be falling apart, but nobody can take our horiness from us, no matter how hard they try. Continue reading

Yet Another Model is Expecting- j6hs3ibrxc

Vogue announced that model Jourdan Dunn is expecting and let’s say they did it in a very interesting way. You can’t get much more subtle than that.

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Karolina Kurkova Pregnant By Filmmaker Archie Drury

Karolina Kurkova, the Czech supermodel who is famous not having a belly button, is six months pregnant. Kurkova is engaged to Archie Drury, a fillmmaker behind the documentary Voices of Iraq.

ohnotheydidnt: Another Victoria's Secret model (not angel anymore …

It seems there must be something in the water at Victoria’s Secret as another of the label’s Angels models, Karolina Kurkova , announced her pregnancy today. The Czech supermodel joins fellow Angels Heidi Klum and Adriana Lima who are also currently expecting.

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