Lily Beckinsale or Lily Mo Sheen, which I guess is her actual name, thanks to her dad, actor Michael Sheen, not related to Charlie Sheen, but likely as perverted, knocking up her mom Kate Beckinsale, the vampire woman who doesn’t age, 18 years ago…is some young tight bodied, daughter of famous enough people, who is likely spoiled, entitled and annoying from thinking her family is important..because that’s what these people are all about… But she’s young and tight bodied, the only thing you’ll ever see crawl out of Kate Beckinsale’s pussy…which to some people is a big deal thanks to Kate Beckinsale securing he virgin loser nerd market into loving her and all things her pussy does…or has done…even if it’s old now, it still looks as fit as before and it’s nice to know there’s a back-up version of her, in case she dies or something…even if that back-up version of her is grinding up on Cardboard cutouts of DJ Khalid…weird. The post Lily Beckinsale Rubbing her Ass on Cardboard of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Those out there who might dismiss the final Twilight pic Breaking Dawn Part 2 as just another vampire movie sequel heavy on Bella Swan’s moony-eyed sighs and Edward Cullen’s sparkly undead chest, consider: This new behind-the-scenes featurette peels back the curtain to reveal the massive sets, wire work, and action set pieces Bill Condon wrangled for the highly anticipated franchise-ender — starting with Kristen Stewart going Over The Top with a little arm-wrestling action! I wish the Twilight Saga took Bella on an arm-wrestling tour of bars and truck stops with her newfound vampire strength, but alas. Stewart does, however, get to leap over giant chasms (okay, that’s probably her stunt double but still ) and do a bit of tandem vampire-fu with Robert Pattinson . The clip also features cast mates explaining further for the uninitiated the idea of half-vamp baby Renesmee and why Michael Sheen and his Italo-vampires want her dead. And did I mention the sprawling new cast of international bloodsuckers? Lee Pace , people! Between Breaking Dawn and Lincoln (both out November 16) you’ve got two chances to see the underrated Pace grace the big screen. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Given author Stephenie Meyer’s close connection to Summit’s Twilight films (she came onboard to produce the final two films), the vampire saga has retained a firm sense of authenticity even as scripter Melissa Rosenberg has tweaked and added details to translate Meyer’s vision for the big screen. But a new EW Breaking Dawn Part 2 preview teases a “pretty big shock” for fans expecting stark faithfulness to the series-ender. What could be more shocking than the all-out vampire/werewolf/baby-loving party that already is Breaking Dawn ? According to EW , who has a slew of new Breaking Dawn Part 2 images including the above look at Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson in happier, more undead times, Rosenberg changed plot elements in the film’s last act that had Pattinson going, “What?” (Seriously. That’s what he says he said.) The good news is, Rosenberg didn’t act alone; she and Meyer supposedly conjured this maybe-huge, probably not-so-earth-shattering deviation together: Even devoted readers of Meyer’s books are in for a pretty big shock in the final third of the film, when the plot strays from the last novel in a sequence dreamed up by Meyer and longtime screenwriter Melissa Rosenberg one night over dinner. “When I first read the script, I got to that part and was like, ‘What?'” Pattinson says. “And then I had to go back a page.” Still, even those averse to change will be more than satisfied, and probably thrilled, by how the series ends. The actors certainly are. Says Pattinson, “It does it a serious justice.” The bad news (for now) is, fans have no idea how major or minor said change is. Since much of Breaking Dawn the novel is spent rallying for an epic final showdown between Edward and Bella’s army of vampire friends and family and the insidious Italian coven fronted by Michael Sheen, there’s a good chance the tweak is related to the X-Men: The Last Stand -like standoff between the two opposing enemies. Then again, since that standoff also happens to be rather anticlimactic — it’s the reason I never thought the book could be adapted easily to the screen — any injection of some new dramatic advancement would be welcome. But hey, who knows? Maybe it’s something as simple as a flashforward to Jacob and Renesmee’s happy future together, which isn’t weird at all . [ EW via CinemaBlend ]
The one-sheet for Battleship has proven intriguing fodder for at least a couple clever poster manipulators out there: First there was this art-house-inspired bit of genius , and today brings an assortment of other work for movies based on popular games — themselves all standing in the alien nemesis in Battleship , of course. You’ve really got to just see them. See the Monopoly sample below. Head to Screen Crush for more, and thanks to their team for killing another 60 seconds of an interminable Monday. [via Screen Crush ]
The recently announced project set to feature Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs has revealed its first reported look at the actor in character as the late Apple co-founder — or at least wearing the standard black mock turtleneck, blue jeans and sneakers (Ascis, not Jobs’s preferred New Balance, but whatever) so closely identified with the late Apple co-founder. As for the rest, I can’t really see it. You? Paparazzi shots are what they are, however, so perhaps we should all withhold judgment until he’s standing in front of some massive screen introducing whatever device changed your life 10 or 15 years ago. “I give you… the Puck Mouse! ” Etc. etc. [ TMZ via /film ]
Also in today’s Biz Break: Tim Heidecker’s polarizing Comedy finds a buyer, Matthew Lillard’s Fat Kid heads to Cannes, an Italian festival war turns even uglier, and more… The Tomb opens for Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Co. Shooting is underway on the prison-break action thriller pairing two of the ’80s most iconic stars with Jim Caviezel, Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, Amy Ryan, Vincent D’Onofrio and more. Mikael Hafstrom directs for Summit Entertainment. Focus’ Admission , with Tina Fey and Paul Rudd, Gets Shooting Paul Weitz will direct the film based on Jean Hanff Korelitz’s 2009 novel of the same name, featuring Fey as a Princeton University admission officer who is caught off-guard while visiting an experimental high school whose co-founder (Rudd) attended college with her. Life-changing revelations ensue; Michael Sheen, Gloria Robin, Wallace Shawn and Lily Tomlin co-star. The Comedy Goes to Tribeca Film Tribeca Film has announced its acquisition of director Rick Alverson’s controversial character study , which premiered at the 2012 Sundance Film Festival. The film centers on a Williamsburg hipster (Tim Heidecker) who is indifferent to the fact he’s an heir and whiles away his on “games of mock sincerity and irreverence.” Eric Wareheim, Gregg Turkington (a.k.a. Neil Hamburger), and LCD Soundsystem frontman James Murphy co-star. Tribeca Film plans a select theatrical release day and date with on-demand platforms where it will be available in 40+ million homes through a variety of video-on-demand offerings, as well as iTunes, Amazon Watch Instantly, VUDU, Xbox and Samsung Media Hub. Fat Kid Heads to Cannes Matthew Lillard’s SXSW Audience Award-winning directorial debut Fat Kid Rules the World will go to Cannes with Outsider Pictures, which has acquired the international sales rights. Adapted from K. L. Going’s young adult novel, the film centers around Troy Billings — age 17, overweight and suicidal. Just as he’s about to jump in front of a bus, he’s saved by Marcus, a charming high school dropout / street musician. Around the ‘net… IFC Films to Save the Date Michael Mohan’s ensemble romantic comedy, featuring Lizzy Kaplan, Martin Starr, Mark Webber, Alison Brie and Geoffrey Arend, has scored distribution through IFC Films. “Michael Mohan has made an emotionally moving and often very funny film about commitment, skillfully transplanting Jeffrey Brown’s graphic novels,” said IFC president Jonathan Sehring. Deadline reports . Italian culture minister blasts Rome Film Festival The festival’s controversial decision to shift dates to November — thus directly competing with the 30 year old Turin Film Festival and the 53-year-old Festival dei Popoli in Florence. The move is “against the overall interests of Italian cinema,” according to culture czar Lorenzo Ornaghi. THR reports.
Which you already know, if you’ve seen her mind-boggling nude run on the first season of True Blood . Damn, girl! Now Lizzy ‘s bringing her naked expertise to a new Showtime pilot called Masters of Sex , which, alas, is not a skinematic response to Showtime’s own Masters of Horror series. No, it is the story of real-life sexperts William Masters and Virginia Johnson , a married couple who spearheaded the sexual revolution with their groundbreaking research into human sexuality. Starring alongside Caplan will be British actor Michael Sheen , best known for Tony Blair in the TV movie The Special Relationship . We’re hoping Lizzy spearheads a sexual revolution of her own by appearing nude again. It’s been four long years since we saw those glorious Caplan cans, and what better place than on premium cable? Come on, Lizzy, it’s Show(and tell)time- you show, we tell!
The scene where Phoebe Cates pops her bikini top by the pool was #1 in Mr. Skin’s Top 100 Nude Scenes of All Time , and the accolades just keep on coming for Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982): this weekend Spike TV will honor the teen comedy classic by inducting it into the Guy Movie Hall of Fame at its Guy’s Choice Awards , airing TONIGHT at 9/8 Central. The reunited cast of Fast Times will be present to accept the award, including Sean Penn, Judge Reinhold, Robert Romanus, Brian Backer, Forest Whitaker , and director Amy Heckerling …wait a second. What about Jennifer Lason Leigh ? Or Phoebe Cates ? For a Guy’s Choice Award, this sure seems like a sausage fest to Skin Central. See MAM-orable nude pics from Fast Times at Ridgemont High after the jump!
We saw her snookers earlier this week in The Company Men (2010), nude on DVD and Blu-Ray, and this weekend Maria Bello ‘s full moons will light up the silver screen once again. Maria stars in Beautiful Boy , which opens in limited release this weekend. Beautiful Boy is kind of a bummer- Maria and Michael Sheen play the parents of a college student who snaps and commits a mass shooting on his campus before killing himself- but at the 58 minute mark we get sweet, sweet relief in the form of Maria’s beautiful twins. They’re not exposed for the entire scene (stupid Michael Sheen blocks our view for most of the hump scene), but afterwards, at the 1 hour mark, we get a nice, lingering look at Maria’s mams. Beautiful Boy is Maria Bello ‘s ninth career nude role- check out her other eight right here at MrSkin.com!
We saw her snookers earlier this week in The Company Men (2010), nude on DVD and Blu-Ray, and this weekend Maria Bello ‘s full moons will light up the silver screen once again. Maria stars in Beautiful Boy , which opens in limited release this weekend. Beautiful Boy is kind of a bummer- Maria and Michael Sheen play the parents of a college student who snaps and commits a mass shooting on his campus before killing himself- but at the 58 minute mark we get sweet, sweet relief in the form of Maria’s beautiful twins. They’re not exposed for the entire scene (stupid Michael Sheen blocks our view for most of the hump scene), but afterwards, at the 1 hour mark, we get a nice, lingering look at Maria’s mams. Beautiful Boy is Maria Bello ‘s ninth career nude role- check out her other eight right here at MrSkin.com!
