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A California woman is accused of posing as her ex’s pregnant wife and responding to Craiglist fantasy rape ads with her contact info. Seriously. That takes a rare kind of twisted human … In other words, she pretended to be ex-boyfriend’s pregnant wife with the goal of getting strangers on Craigslist to go and rape the wife. Literal, sociopathic, life-sentence revenge porn. Michelle Suzanne Hadley, 29, was arrested last month. She appeared in court this past Monday, July 18 and was charged with 10 felonies. Most notable among them? Stalking despite a restraining order, making threats, assault and attempted forcible rape, CBS News reports. Yes, attempted forcible rape. Even though other people were the ones trying to commit said rape, Hadley was the catalyst for this act. Hadley was involved a two-year relationship in 2014-15 with the victim’s husband, a U.S. Marshals Service agent, according to authorities. They split up, and he began dating his now-wife, whose identity has not been released; “Jane Doe” is what she’s called in court documents. Prosecutors say Hadley sent photos of “Jane Doe” to men, and details about her daily schedule so they knew when she would be alone. “Hadley is accused of telling the [Craigslist] responders that the victim wanted the responders to have forcible intercourse with her.” The D.A.’s office said, per the L.A. Times: “Even if she screamed or resisted.” As a result of the ads and Hadley’s responses, several men showed up at Jane Doe’s home in Anaheim, Calif., with the intent of raping her. Fortunately, they were unsuccessful. One of them attacked her, but fled as she called for help; Hadley was subsequently arrested by the Anaheim Police Department on June 24. She was released on $100,000 bail, after which authorities said she continued to threaten Jane Doe in emails and respond to rape ads. Police arrested Hadley again on July 14, and raised the bail amount to $1 million. If convicted on all counts, she may never be released. She faces up to LIFE in state prison. Orange County Deputy District Attorney Richard Zimmer summed it up as well as one can when he told a local ABC television station: “The fact that somebody would go to such lengths to get some sort of revenge on an innocent person, it’s pretty shocking.” To say the least. View Slideshow: Strange But True News Hall of Fame
As we reported last week, Chelsea Houska is expecting her second child . This time she’s not knocked up by douchey baby daddy number one, Adam Lind, but rather, by her new fiance Cole De Boer . (As far as we know, all the rumors that Chelsea and Cole are secretly married have been debunked.) So right off the bat, she’s in a much better position than she was during her first pregnancy. In addition to the superior seed-planter, Chelsea is also well-off and no longer a teenager, but even so, she’s admitted to being nervous about baby number two . In the weeks since she announced her pregnancy, the Housk has taken to social media to fret about everything from the delivery to the baby’s gender. That second issue may already be resolved, however, as according to her latest tweets, Chelsea knows just what color to paint the nursery: “Has anyone used the Ramzi Theory to guess the baby’s gender?! If so, was it correct?! I want some1 to tell me what mine is according to it,” Chelsea wrote, along with a picture of her sonogram. For the uninitiated, the Ramzi Method is a generally reliable means of determining the gender of a baby at about six weeks by analyzing a sonogram. But it requires an expert. Fortunately, that’s exactly what everyone on the Internet is. So Twitter came together, crunched some numbers, carried some ones, and came up with this: There you have it, America. Chelsea is having a boy, thus spake a bunch of strangers on social media. Hopefully she’ll talk to an actual doctor before she stocks up on blue crap. View Slideshow: Chelsea Houska and Cole DeBoer: Cutest (Most Stable) Teen Mom Couple Ever!
The history of white mainstream rappers is a long and mostly embarrassing one. Sure, the list includes the Beastie Boys and Action Bronson, but it also includes Vanilla Ice and Iggy Azalea. Of course, one causasian emcee has reigned supreme ever since he captured our hearts in the late ’90s with his rhymes about killing his mom, killing his ex-wife and…being a surprisingly loving and devoted father to his daughter. We’re talking, of course, about Eminem – arguably the only white rapper of the 21st Century to have a major and lasting impact on both critics and audiences alike. On the other end of the spectrum, we have aspiring rapper and all-around dip-sh-t Chet Haze. You might know him as the idiot son of Tom Hanks . Or perhaps as the fool who won’t stop using the N-word on Instagram , even though he might be the whitest man alive. Either way, you’ll now know him as one of the extras from the “Real Slim Shady” video: Yes, Chet has dyed his hair in order to look like his idol, Marshall Mathers. But believe it or not, worst part isn’t the look (though that’s pretty bad); it’s the caption that Chet posted with this pic: “Always wanted to do this but my mom wouldn’t let me #LivingOutMyChildhoodDreams #DearSlim #IWroteYouButYouStillAintCallin” For the uninitiated, those last two hashtags are references to “Stan,” Em’s 2000 single about a creepy-ass stalker wannabe. Just when you think Chet Haze can’t get any worse…Just kidding; we know this guy is endlessly capable of getting worse.
Those out there who might dismiss the final Twilight pic Breaking Dawn Part 2 as just another vampire movie sequel heavy on Bella Swan’s moony-eyed sighs and Edward Cullen’s sparkly undead chest, consider: This new behind-the-scenes featurette peels back the curtain to reveal the massive sets, wire work, and action set pieces Bill Condon wrangled for the highly anticipated franchise-ender — starting with Kristen Stewart going Over The Top with a little arm-wrestling action! I wish the Twilight Saga took Bella on an arm-wrestling tour of bars and truck stops with her newfound vampire strength, but alas. Stewart does, however, get to leap over giant chasms (okay, that’s probably her stunt double but still ) and do a bit of tandem vampire-fu with Robert Pattinson . The clip also features cast mates explaining further for the uninitiated the idea of half-vamp baby Renesmee and why Michael Sheen and his Italo-vampires want her dead. And did I mention the sprawling new cast of international bloodsuckers? Lee Pace , people! Between Breaking Dawn and Lincoln (both out November 16) you’ve got two chances to see the underrated Pace grace the big screen. Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Thousands of people stood in line for free dental services Friday at a church in Woodstock. The two-day clinic at First Baptist Church of Woodstock on Hwy. 92 is being sponsored by the Georgia Dental Association and its Foundation for Oral Health. Baptists In Louisiana Help Texas Farmers During Drought “The line went around the building, all the way through the parking lot and around a warehouse,” said Dr. Richard Smith, who practices in Atlanta. He estimated the line at 2,000 yards and said that at its peak, 4,000 people were in line. UGA student Jasen Scrivens, 24, of Winder arrived at 1 a.m. hoping to have some unfinished dental work completed. President Meets Circle Of Protection To Talk About Poverty “About three months ago I had some work done and it cost me a good bit of money and I never got it finished — I couldn’t afford the rest of it — so I came to see if I could get the rest of it done,” he said. He estimated he had spent $3,800 on the work so far.
For the uninitiated, Bert and Ernie are two of the more recognizable puppets who appear on the PBS children’s program “Sesame Street.” The pair has been a staple on the program since it first aired in 1969. Change.org is a website that describes itself as “an online activism platform for social change that raises awareness about important causes and connects people to opportunities for powerful action.” It is utilized primarily, though not exclusively, by liberal causes. There are a variety of problems with Lair’s petition, which has more than 7,500 signatures. Older Women Marrying Younger Men Growing In Popularity First of all, it assumes Bert and Ernie were created and/or intended to project or promote homosexuality, an assumption Sesame Street strongly denies. In a statement on its Facebook site, Sesame Street insisted its puppets are not intended to have a sexual orientation. “Bert and Ernie are best friends. They were created to teach preschoolers that people can be good friends with those who are very different from themselves. Even though they are identified as male characters and possess many human traits and characteristics (as most Sesame Street Muppets do), they remain puppets, and do not have sexual orientation,” the Sesame Street statement read. The assumptions we make, the conclusions to which we jump, reveal much about our perspective on life, or if you will, the hammers we haul around. People who sit around and contemplate the sexuality of puppets have way too much time on their hands.
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