Juno Temple is hot, now that I realize who Juno Temple even is. WHO EVEN IS JUNO TEMPLE! I would ask myself at night before falling asleep….. I always just assume she’s the girl in JUNO…but that’s some Canadian Dyke who is annoying…while this one…has been in important shows like Netflix’s Dirty John….their latest viral success after buying to rights to a podcast in a world where everyone cares about podcasts…and I’ve still never listened to a podcast…but I have been listing to Talk Radio for over 20 years as I type my prose, pouring my heart and soul into this computer for all of you…..because music is stupid..unless it’s old music…but the radio never plays old music…unless you listen to talk radio on the weekend when they play their music shows… Point being, Podcast or not, Juno, not the annoying Lesbian Juno, but this Juno has a solid command and understanding on how to wear shorts…. We have already seen her naked . JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Juno Temple is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
J Lo the 50 year old sweating because that’s what happens when you spend your entire day in the gym with the ROCK trying to do whatever you fucking can to stay hot…knowing that time is your enemy on this one…but money is your best friend because you can pay all kinds of people as much as they want cuz you’re that rich to buy injections, trainers like the Rock, who probably does it for free…it’s good clickbait for all of them….and nutritionists and chefs…cuz one thing we know about J.Lo is that she’s a fucking tyrant who takes every opportunity and wants all the money for her damn self to be some kind of hero to her ego that is already probably insanely huge…like the ass that made her famous in the first place. It’s pretty inspiring that she looks this good in her 50s…but you can too..if you’re as rich as J.Lo…and The Rock…stupid money in this pic…they probably laugh about it togther as all you commoners SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON…feeding into their LIES. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Jennifer Lopez Sweaty of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Today for Black History Month 2019 , we are highlighting the music business entrepreneur behind Motown– Berry Gordy . Source: Nicky Nelson/WENN.com / WENN Birth Date: November 28, 1929 Hometown: Detroit, Michigan Fun Facts: Berry Gordy founded the epic label Motown, which helped develop artists like the Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder and other great acts Berry Gordy has 8 kids Berry Gordy’s son and grandson make up the EDM/hip hop group LMFAO, best known for their hit single “Party Rock Anthem” Berry Gordy’s success helped him to get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame “To Be Loved” is an autobiography by Berry Gordy, that goes into detail about his life and legacy in the music business We thank you for your contributions Berry Gordy . [ione_media_gallery src=”https://thebeatdfw.com” id=”3111486″ overlay=”true”]
Here’s a clip of Christina Hendricks getting her fuck on in whatever it is she’s getting her fuck on in…. I like to think of this as an educational or instructional video on how to fuck a fat girl…like that time I got a DVD called the Art of Female Ejaculation…that wasn’t hot because the women demonstrating were the kind of women you’d expect to demonstrate that kind of thing back in the 90s…swinger amateurs in their 50s….I still have the DVD somewhere…. Either way, it’s like that…you still gotta jerk off to it, and it gives you a takeaway knowledge you can apply to your life fucking fat girls….just lay back and let her rock back and forth while you stare at her terrifyingly huge and amazing tits…. waiting to see if your vital organs give out on you from the weight….or that she doesn’t die on you…cuz it’ll be hard to get out and you’ll be forced to finish in her- making you a necrophiliac..and if you like being that Necrophiliac…you’ve just complicated the fuck out of your life… So here she is, rocking back and forth, lazy…because she’s not fit enough to try to bounce on your dick flat footed, but you appreciate the rocking back and forth, so long as your dick is being enough to get around the belly. It’s the she’s horny and wet from all that gravy she ate for lunch, and it feels like she peed on you, but it could just be her sweat…it’s alot of work to actually move…and it’s not a bang the fuck out kind of being ridden…more a leisurely walk kind of being ridden…and you know if you bust up in her…she may not get pregnant cuz she’s old..and because fat girls have irregular periods… The point of the story is that Christina Hendricks has huge tits…that are being kept in a bra to not bounce around aggressively and unattractively..and that is pretty unfortunate… JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Christina Hendricks Fucking on Camera of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Source: Scott Legato / Getty R. Kelly’s Lawyer Confirms His Client Married Aaliyah At 15-Years-Old R. Kelly has finally confirmed to the public that he was indeed briefly married to Aaliyah –well, through his lawyer, at least. Steve Greenberg appeared on Good Morning America in an effort to address the recent allegations of rape, abuse, and sexual misconduct that are being stacked up against his client following the Lifetime docuseries, Surviving R Kelly . When Kelly’s representative was asked if his client had ever been in a relationship with a woman who was below the age of consent, he replied that the singer ‘absolutely’ denied being with any underage girls, which was quickly called into question. “Was he married to Aaliyah when she was 15?” asked reporter Linsey Davis. Greenberg replied, surprisingly admitting that Kelly did marry her, but deflecting onto another famous relationship. “He was married to her when she was 15. Elvis was married to Priscilla,” replied Greenberg, who did not pause or miss a beat. This was a reference to the marriage of Elvis Presley and his wife Priscilla, who was almost 22 when she married the rock star, which she completed with her parents’ blessing. The reported continued to hound Greenberg on the subject saying, “So then, 15 is not of the age of legal consent, right?” But of course, Greenberg had an excused for Kelly, claiming he wasn’t in the wrong here because Aaliyah was dishonest. “Right except my understanding is that she did not claim to be 15. And in order to get married she had to lie about her age,” claimed the lawyer. “And he is saying he had no idea?” inquired Davis. To which Greenberg confirmed: “No idea.” But Aaliyah’s age still isn’t the only thing that’s disheartening about her relationship with Kelly. Jim DeRogatis , the reporter who has pursued the sexual and physical abuse allegations against R. Kelly since 2000, was a guest on the New York Times’ podcast series The Popcast with host Jon Caramanica last year. During the conversation, DeRogatis recalled when he first went through the documents that related to R. Kelly and Aaliyah’s annulment. “The annulment of the Aaliyah marriage and Aaliyah’s legal claim against him had been sealed in Detroit…they were sealed by the court but those documents were provided to me,” DeRogatis revealed . “It’s a harrowing document, a non-disclosure agreement on both her part and Kelly’s, vowing not to pursue further legal claims for physical abuse. So it wasn’t just an underage sexual relationship, he hit her, allegedly, according to that court document.” The marriage was reported by Vibe magazine shortly after the release of Aaliyah’s debut album, Age Ain’t Nothing but a Number . The magazine found that the official Illinois wedding certificate falsified Aaliyah’s age, listing the late singer as 18. But the aforementioned document–vowing not to pursue further legal claims for physical abuse against Kelly–hasn’t really been mentioned when discussing various allegations, even in the Surviving R. Kelly documentary series that has been the catalyst for all the current R. Kelly conversations. Continue reading →
As you may have heard by now, Kevin Hart is a gay-hating loser who will no longer host the 2019 Academy Awards. He had agreed to do so, but then resigned from the post after refusing to apologize for a handful of inappropriate Tweets and jokes from several years ago. But we’re not here to delve into this scandal once again. We’re here to move past Kevin Hart and look forward to February 24, 2019. That’s the date on which the Oscars will air. It’s fast approaching… and there’s suddently a need for a new host. Who should step in for Hart? Our staff has hunkered down and come up with a few ideas. Which of the following candidates do you most endorse? PATTON OSWALT by Tyler Johnson Confession time: I’m a fan of Kevin Hart’s standup (his movies are a different story entirely), and when I first learned that he had been forced to step down from his gig hosting the Oscars, I was prepared to defend him. Then I actually read the remarks that had everyone so pissed off. Hart’s jabs at the LGBT community weren’t jokes; they were indications of a backward and bigoted worldview, and being a comedian doesn’t give one the freedom to hide behind a clown nose in response to every backlash. That said, it can be tough for comics these days to push the envelope, while not straying too far from the progressive political views the Academy looks for in its hosts. An opening monologue that won’t piss off the crowd or bore everyone to tears is a tricky tightrope walk, and the list of funny folk who can pull it off is a short one: And in my mind, Patton Oswalt is at the very top of that list This is an idea that was first floated by Stephen King and has since caught fire on Twitter. As King points out, Oswalt, is sharply funny, consistently unproblematic, and he knows a thing or two about film. (A bit naive of Steve to think the Academy really cares about that last part, but we see his point.) Perhaps more importantly, Patton is the king of the comedy-tragedy balancing act. After all, this is a guy who addressed the unexpected overdose death of his wife in his standup act without ever coming off as morbid or maudlin. Many Americans rightly feel that 2018 has been a year loaded with tragedy — so what better way to top it off than with the droll and bone-dry comedy of Patton Oswalt? KATE McKINNON by Hilton Hater Kate McKinnon should not host the Oscars to film some kind of quota. Kate McKinnon should host the Oscars because she is downright hilarious. Yes, it would be a very nice change of pace for a woman to step into this role, as Ellen DeGeneres took on the gig in 2014, but prior to that you would need to go back to 2001 for the last time a woman hosted solo. (Anne Hathaway shared the job with James Franco in 2011, but let’s never speak of that experiment ever again.) And, yes, in the #MeToo era, of course, Hollywood would benefit from having some estrogen on stage. But those are merely two periphery reasons why McKinnon is right for the role. Others include: she can sing, she can dance, she is NOT a late-night talk show host, she can do impressions, she’s universally liked — and did we mention that she’s hilarious? Seriously, find us one person who would object to this selection. It ought to either be McKinnon or the gayest celebrity organizers can find. Stay by your phone, Billy Eichner! ELLEN DEGENERES and THE ROCK by Simon Delott Awards shows are tricky, and the Oscars are no exception. They matter, but at the same time, we’ve all seen enough leaked Oscar slips to know that the people voting are the worst people on the planet. However, the show itself is entertaining and audiences love tuning in to watch their favorite stars in the audience. Audiences also love to see — and have opinions about — the host. Now that Kevin Hart’s role as a host has gone the way of the dodo after his “joke” about homophobic child-abuse, we need something better. Ellen and The Rock hail from both sides of the political aisle. That’s right, The Rock is a conservative, if more of a California conservative. He is currently registered as an Independent. They are both deeply charismatic, widely beloved despite political views, and incredibly famous. Full disclosure: I had considered both Ellen and The Rock separately. That was before I saw Chrissy Teigen tweet that they would make an amazing hosting team. So Chrissy deserves the credit for this suggestion. I just enthusiastically support it. You’d have an easier time listing the people who don’t like The Rock or Ellen than the ones who do. ARIANA GRANDE by Emily Trainham Kevin Hart was going to host the Oscars, but now he’s not, because it’s 2018 and homophobia isn’t cool. In trying to think of a suitable replacement for him, we have to think of popular comedians, since those are usually the types who get such a gig. So let’s see, comedians who get a lot of attention … there’s Ellen, of course, but she hosted not too long ago. There’s been a ton of talk about Louis CK and Bill Cosby lately, but, uh, they’re probably not available. Ooh, you know who else has been in the news lately who can be funny from time to time? Pete Davidson! He’s on Saturday Night Live, the kids seem to like him, he might be a fresh new pick for … oh, wait. Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande should be the new host. Sorry, Pete, for making you just a stepping stone to the real answer here, but if the Academy wants someone fresh and exciting and entertaining, Ariana is clearly the answer. She can act, she can sing, she can dance – she’s got it all. She’d bring in a whole new audience, and you know she’d have some killer jokes up her undoubtedly fashionable sleeves. Actually, why wasn’t Ariana Grande the first choice of host? Why isn’t Ariana Grande the first choice for everything? Make it so, Academy.
Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty On Friday, Rami Malek will bring the story of Queen and their lead singer Freddie Mercury to life with the movie Bohemian Rhapsody . The music biopic is set to explore the rise of the band during their peak decades in music. It’ll especially give focus to Mercury as he endures his ups and downs with the band, takes on an AIDS diagnosis and goes on to become a music icon well after his passing. Based on the trailer alone, emotions are already running high for the flick and they should. Biopics remain one of the most epic genres since they tend to span an artist’s entire career. Watching the drama unfold onscreen can definitely make you reflect on your own life. Just consider the classic music biopics we’ve come to know and love. For some, anytime they watch What’s Love Got to Do with It , they BECOME Tina Turner. When Tina fought Ike in that car, we were with her. When Ike had the audacity to tell Anna Mae to “eat the cake,” we were right there with our tissue ready to wipe that cheap diner dessert off the Queen. Not to mention, Tina’s final monologue to Ike should be memorized for any future self-motivation talk in the mirror. Then there was Ray. How many of us have had to be a trailblazer in our circle, yet still deal with our many shortcomings? When Ray Charles sang from the pits of his soul in spite of sanctified critics, we applauded. When he got caught up in dope and a life of infidelity, we mourned. And when he confessed his sins to his mom in a dream, we wept. Another biopic that moved many was Straight Outta Compton. Released right around the same time police brutality was getting major attention, the 2015 movie reminded folks that the injustices of the law were nothing new. Songs like N.W.A. ‘s “Fu** Tha Police,” which was very controversial back in 1988, now had new resonance in the years after Mike Brown , Freddie Gray and Sandra Bland . If you weren’t whispering “fu** the police” in theaters while watching Straight Outta Compton… I admire your control. It’s amazing how music stars can seem so far away, yet a deeper delve into their life reveals they’re just as complex as we are. Whether it be the streets of Compton or the rock stages of the 1960s, there has to be a biopic that you can relate to. Try out the quiz below to find out which music classic is lowkey about your life!
Source: WENN / WENN Everyone saw this one coming. Today (Oct. 30), Kanye West took to Twitter reveal that he is stepping away from the political convo to focus on being creative since he feels like he’s been used. I support creating jobs and opportunities for people who need them the most, I support prison reform, I support common-sense gun laws that will make our world safer. — ye (@kanyewest) October 30, 2018 Ya think? “I support creating jobs and opportunities for people who need them the most, I support prison reform, I support common-sense gun laws that will make our world safer,” tweeted Yeezy. “I support those who risk their lives to serve and protect us and I support holding people who misuse their power accountable. I believe in love and compassion for people seeking asylum and parents who are fighting to protect their children from violence and war.” I support those who risk their lives to serve and protect us and I support holding people who misuse their power accountable. I believe in love and compassion for people seeking asylum and parents who are fighting to protect their children from violence and war. — ye (@kanyewest) October 30, 2018 Sounds like Yeezy had a come to Jesus moment since most of what he said is the antithesis of his buddy Donald Trump’s rhetoric. He added, “I would like to thank my family, loved ones, and community for supporting my ACTUAL beliefs and my vision for a better world.” So does that mean most of what he said during his now infamous White House visit is void? I would like to thank my family, loved ones, and community for supporting my ACTUAL beliefs and my vision for a better world. — ye (@kanyewest) October 30, 2018 At least part of what West has taken issue with is coonservative Candace Owens’ Blexit movement that urges Blacks to curve the Democratic party in favor of the blatantly racist and sexist Republic party. Yeezy claims he is not the designer of Blexit’s struggle attire as Owens claimed before backtracking on the quote.. “I introduced Candace to the person who made the logo and they didn’t want their name on it so she used mine. I never wanted any association with Blexit. I have nothing to do with it,” he tweeted. I introduced Candace to the person who made the logo and they didn’t want their name on it so she used mine. I never wanted any association with Blexit. I have nothing to do with it. — ye (@kanyewest) October 30, 2018 But the capper is Yeezy’s assertion that his eyes are now “wide open” to being used for political gain. “My eyes are now wide open and now realize I’ve been used to spread messages I don’t believe in. I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being creative !!!,” he tweeted. Mind you, this is exactly what everyone with sense was telling Mr. West was going to happen. Donald Trump has never given a damn what Kanye West had to say during either of their “meetings.” We use quotations because to Cheeto they were nothing but photo ops so he could run back to his MAGA rallies and say, “Kanye West likes me, that means Black should like me to.” Anyway, it sounds like Yeezy is back on his meds. That is a beautiful thing. My eyes are now wide open and now realize I’ve been used to spread messages I don’t believe in. I am distancing myself from politics and completely focusing on being creative !!! — ye (@kanyewest) October 30, 2018
Source: NEW YORK, NY – OCTOBER 17: Busta Rhymes performs onstage during TIDAL X: Brooklyn at Barclays Center of Brooklyn on October 17, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for TIDAL) While his fans await a brand new full length post-prison LP, Meek Mill continues to take his time with his highly anticipated project and instead revisits the EP Legends Of The Summer for his latest video. Choosing to give life to the laid back Jeremih and PnB Rock cut “Dangerous,” Meek gets so much deserved TLC from a thick young woman who seems like she’d wait for him should he do another bid. Hopefully he never has to do. From the rappers of present day to the OG’s of the past, Busta Rhymes pics up the mic to remind everyone that even though he’s been eating well he and his Flipmode crew will still eat any MC who looks like food in the visual to “Flipmode Squad Meets The Conglomerate.” No Lord Have Mercy?! Check out the rest of today’s drops including work from They. and Wiz Khalifa, Illa J, and more. MEEK MILL FT. JEREMIH & PNB ROCK – “DANGEROUS” BUSTA RHYMES FT. THE CONGLOMERATE – “FLIPMODE SQUAD MEETS THE CONGLOMERATE” THEY. & WIZ KHALIFA – “WHAT I KNOW NOW” ILLA J – “TOKYO” ONLY ONE FELIPE – “BARBIE” KALI UCHIS FT. STEVE LACY – “JUST A STRANGER” LIGHTSKINKEISHA FT. B SMYTH – “RIDE GOOD” HALSEY – “WITHOUT ME” AARON AYE – “COLD WINTERS”
Karlie Kloss is a married woman. But is she also a scorned friend? The 26-year-old supermodel exchanged vows this week with her 33-year-old businessman boyfriend, Joshua Kushner, sharing a photo from the couple’s special day on social media. “10.18.2018,” she wrote as a very simple caption to the above image on Instagram. A represenative for the stars has confirmed to People Magazine that Kloss and Kushner held a small, Jewish ceremony in upstate New York on Thursday, with fewer than 80 people in attendance. (They will also host a larger celebration for friends and loved ones some time this spring.) The Project Runway host donned a custom Dior gown for the ceremony and was “beaming with happiness,” claims a friend who was in attendance. But this friend was NOT Taylor Swift. Swift was not at her close friend’s wedding, raising many questions among fans who have been wondering if these two are still close. Kloss’ new husband, it ought to be noted, is the brother of Jared Kushner. Jared Kushner is married to Ivanka Trump, who is the daughter of President Donald Trump. President Donald Trump is an evil, mentally imbalanced human being who is feuding with Swift due to the latter’s endorsement of two Democratic candidates in Tennessee. So, it’s only natural to wonder whether Kloss’ connection to the Kushner family has caused a rift in her friendship with Swift. Heck, maybe Swift was afraid a member of the Trump family would actually be in attendance at the ceremony. It turns out that Taylor was simply in Australia on Thursday, as she noted herself on Instagram. This trip was likely planned for several weeks, if not months, in advance, but we still can’t help but speculate over why she couldn’t cancel the visit in order to attend Kloss’ wedding. Something does seem to be amiss here. Kushner proposed back in July with a high-carat cushion cut diamond in a platinum solitaire setting with a diamond pavé band. As you can see above, Kloss was not shy about showing the rock off at the time. But she also said some nice things about Kushner, focusing on who he is as a person more than just the diamond he could afford to get for her. “I love you more than I have words to express,” Karlie wrote this summer as a caption to the picture immediately above. She added: “Josh, you’re my best friend and my soulmate. I can’t wait for forever together. Yes a million times over.” In September, Kloss opened up about her engagement a bit more, telling Vogue: “The proposal was romantic and sweet. We spent the weekend in upstate New York, just the two of us.” Congratulations to the newlyweds! But not to Karlie’s new brother-in-law. That guy sucks so very much.
