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White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad

Did you hear about this DC couple that crashed Obama’s first state dinner last night? Michaele and Tareq Salahi—aspiring reality show stars, bedeviled vintners, polo enthusiasts and lawsuit magnets: You inspire and sadden us in almost equal parts. The Washington Post ‘s Reliable Source blog reported earlier today that the two notorious DC socialites had not been on the official white house guest for last night’s state dinner honoring the Indian Prime Minister—but were there anyway! This evening, Reliable Source received official word from the White House: The Salahi’s had slipped through a Secret Service checkpoint “which did not follow proper procedure to ensure these two individuals were on the invited guest list.” AKA: THEY CRASHED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT PARTY.

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White House Party Crashers Are Awesome, Sad

Anna Paquin Goin to the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

I should spend more time at the gym, not because I am fat, unhealthy and borderline dead, but because I just realized that they gym is probably not filled with fat chicks, like I previously assumed. The reason being that fat chicks are fat and the reason they are fat is from not going to the gym and if you do get the occassional fat chick in the gym she’ll probably only last a few weeks before going back to her sitting and baked goods lifestyle plan. So here I am missing out on hot chicks with tight bodies in tight clothing in really sexual and compromising positions and then there are gyms with pools and teenage girls doing their lifeguarding course and the whole thing is fucking amazing, unfortunately, I’m too lazy to bother, but if you’re horny enough it may do you some good on a whole lot of levels and that’s something to think about….something else to think about is how sloppy this Anna Paquin chick looks on her way to the gym in a pair of tight pants, bitch is in entertainment and I’m sure she’s not about entertaining us with her unfit sloppy body, she needs to step it the fuck up and here are the pics…… Pics via INF

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Anna Paquin Goin to the Gym in Tight Pants of the Day

Sienna Miller Still Looks Sad of the Day

Sienna Miller must have AIDS or something, I mean at least that is what I assume she has because the last week she’s been walking the streets alone with her dog lookin’ sad, crying, having minor breakdowns and shit that make her seem like she’s about to give the fuck up because hollywood has given the fuck up on her and here she is walking with her mom or friend or therapist who I guess is trying to walk her through this crazy time and I can just hope rock bottom for her ends up in a porn set and not hanging from the fuckin’ rafters because I hate seeing pussy, even dirty homewrecking AIDS pussy go to waste… Pics via Bauer

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Williamsburg Drummer Dies in Freak Accident

Gerhardt Fuchs , a 34 year-old drummer in bands including !!! and Maserati, fell to his death in a Williamsburg elevator shaft last weekend in a horrifying hoodie-related accident.

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Williamsburg Drummer Dies in Freak Accident

The Downfall of Marc Ecko

In one way, Marc Ecko ‘s a role model: He started with style and a dream and made it to the top of pop fashion. In a more accurate way, Marc Ecko is a walking “What Not to Do” guide.

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The Downfall of Marc Ecko

Gollum Found Dead in Panama

Pretty quiet summer monster season this year, right? Wrong, mi amigo . A distant cousin of the Montauk Monster emerged from its cave in Panama.

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Gollum Found Dead in Panama

Fox News Gets Chuckle Out Of Homeless Guy’s Exploding Tazer Hit

Ah, yes: always good for laughs is someone getting tazed and then spontaneously combusting into flames. Okay, maybe not hysterical, but Fox News anchors still can’t not giggle at the guy’s mugshot, and then, make a joke about keyboard cleaner. As the story goes, some sadly insane homeless man was being crazy, and cops tazed him, and he burst into flames

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The Story of Ugly the Cat

This might be the saddest thing I have ever read. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Where Are They Now: The Power Rangers

Link: http://iceicebabies.com/2009/08/then-… Acting success at a young age is never good for a career's future, and these actors couldn't even manage to be the next Steven Segal or Xena Warrior Princess. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

One Life to Live Lamp

There are those lamps for people who have SAD . This is the opposite of that.

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One Life to Live Lamp