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Who the Fuck is Chanel Westcoast – Her Ass in a Bikini Explains…of the Day

I write about Chanel Westcoast….if you consider this writing…I mean I know it’s words, but it’s not really in any official language, we think it’s english because that’s what I speak, but I am sure it wouldn’t do very well in an English class, maybe the third grade level, but luckily no one on the internet reads…they communicate with EMOJI and GIF…and those who do read…or who end up on this site….probably have a third grade level of reading aptitude…so luckily…we’re in this together… So…I “write” about Chanel Westcoast…but don’t really know her, or what she does, or what she’s about, or if she’s got any real success as a rapper, or if she’s sold any albums or if she makes money….but I do know that she does post some racy, slutty, a little too KArdashian inspired pics for my liking to social media…because people like to emulate trends and what works, rather then trying to define their own trends…it’s the American cookie cutter, do what people are comfortable school of branding…and as a pervert, into girls in bikinis taking shameless pics of themselves because no one else cares enough to…I approve of whatever message she’s trying to send on her social media, not that I read any of the captions, people don’t read anymore…GIFS and EMOJIS….and NOODZ….only. TO FOLLOW CHANEL WESTCOAST ON INSTAGRAM CLICK HERE The post Who the Fuck is Chanel Westcoast – Her Ass in a Bikini Explains…of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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It Ain’t Over: Michel’le Plans To Pen A ‘Surviving Compton’ Tell-All

Sorry Dre ! Michel’le Writing A Tell-All Book Remember when we told you that the internet exploded (on Dr. Dre in particular) after the airing of Michel’le’s “Surviving Compton” biopic ??? Well the Lifetime movie apparently did so well that Michele’le’s planning to pen a tell-all book. “It’s coming,” the songstress told a fan. Furthermore she might have something cooking with Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network. Rut Roh, don’t tell Dre! In addition to expounding on “Surviving Compton’s” success, Michel’le also shut down a fan who suggested that she lied about the abuse she endured. Hit the flip to see what she said.

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Mean Girls Day: An Appreciation!

It’s October 3, THG readers. You know what that means. Oh, you don’t? Well, that’s okay. We’re here to tell you: Mean Girls   fans the world over recall that this is the day when Aaron Samuels and Cady Heron took a huge step forward in their fictional relationship! As a result, many years later, Mean Girls Day was born!! Doesn’t get better than that on a slow news day, does it?! Eh, it probably does, honestly, but whatever, here we are. In any event, what can you do to commemorate this third day of the tenth month of the two thousand and sixteenth year A.D.? Many things. Useless, but entertaining things nonetheless. For one, you can check out the  Mean Girls cast then and now , to see whose lives are fetch (so to speak) and whose just aren’t happening. MASSIVE spoiler alert you will never, ever see coming: Lindsay Lohan has seen better days. Slash decades. Seriously, Mean Girls is like a time capsule of a bygone era when LiLo was fresh-faced, talented, hilarious and not 30 going on 50. Not to go all Regina George on you, but check it out: You can throw on your finest jeans and track pants, because some fugly skank is sabotaging your diet. You can still sit with us, no worries. Or you could just watch the Tina Fey-Lindsay Lohan classic for the 417th time and see if your knowledge of  Mean Girls  quotes  is still on point. It’s hard to see how they wouldn’t be, honestly. After all, this film has reached the rarefied air where where people overuse its material in everyday speech to an almost annoying degree. That’s their problem, though. Not  Mean Girls ‘ problem. Hate the game (read: the general public), not the movie that produced such gems as: “I can’t go out. I’m sick.” / “Boo! You whore!” “She doesn’t even go here!” “I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.” “One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops.” “I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” “Is butter a carb?” “That’s why her hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.” “Get in, loser. We’re going shopping!” “Whatever. I’m getting cheese fries.” “I can’t go to Taco Bell, I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen! You’re so stupid!” “Oh my god, Danny Devito! I love your work!” “We only carry sizes 1, 3 and 5. You could try Sears.” “On Wednesdays we wear pink!” “That’s so fetch!” “Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean, that’s just like, the rules of feminism!” “If you’re from Africa, then why are you white?” “Oh my god, Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white!” “‘Made out with a hot dog’? Oh my god! That was one time!” “Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!” “Don’t have sex. You will get pregnant and die.”

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Rob Kardashian Hosts INSANE Blac Chyna Baby Shower, Pretends to Be in Healthy Relationship

Well, it looks like Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are back together. Actually, we should say as of this writing , Rob and Blac are back together. They could very well be broken up again by the time you read this. Anyway, in case you’ve fallen behind on the ongoing soap opera that is the ChyRo relationship, there was some drama last week surrounding Blac’s baby shower . Or rather, we should say, the baby shower in honor of Blac’s forthcoming child that Blac wasn’t invited to. Man, you really have to be careful about how you word things with these two. But yes, the Kardashian-Jenner clan apparently decided to host a baby shower without inviting the mom. Rob got pissed and posted Kylie Jenner’s phone number online because he’s a really mature dude and a pro when it comes to conflict resolution. Apparently, once things settled down a bit, Rob decided a healthier way of making things right would be to host his own baby shower for Blac. Of course, Rob’s not big on moderation and the middle path, so he didn’t just throw any baby shower. He throw the most lavish, bonkers baby shower in history! According to TMZ, the party featured a 7 layer cake, belly dancers and a Louis Vuitton diaper bag for Chyna. Rob reportedly didn’t invite any of his sisters. He did, however, make a point of inviting their exes. Scott Disick and French Montana were in attendance, which probably had more to do with Rob issuing a giant eff you to his sisters than with his fondness for Scott or French. Naturally, the whole thing was filmed for Rob and Blac’s reality show. There was a time when it looked like Rob’s reclusive ways would threaten the series, as he reportedly failed to show up for several planned filming sessions. So every time Rob comes out of his hole for the next few weeks, it should go without saying that there’s a camera in his face. Kris Jenner is not about to let her son’s mental illness get in the way of those sweet, sweet E! checks. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos Insiders say Rob and Blac didn’t get the news about Kim Kardashian being robbed at gunpoint in Paris until after the party. How convenient.

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Snooki Explains JWoww’s Goth VMAs Look: "She Needs To Smile!"

Perhaps the strangest look at the MTV Video Music Awards on August 28th was JWoww's attempt at emo-goth . As the Jersey Shore alum posed with her best friend, Snooki, fans couldn't help but mistake her for a malnourished vampire, or even the poor mans' Kat Von D. Snooki, bless her heart, came to JWoww's defense , explaining to TooFab that the mom to Meilani, 2, and Greyson, 3 months (dad is hubby, Roger Mathews) was nervous. “She's been preparing for the VMAs for forever,” Snooki said. “She wanted a new sexy look, she wanted to get back to her JWoww sexy look with the boobs out.” OK, fair.  She just had Greyson back in May, and sister wanted to get her groove back. She couldn't do that with a spray tan and the 'tude that we've grown to love? “She honestly looks better than she's ever looked ever,” Snooki insisted. “I'm so proud of her, she works so hard. Be that as it may, JWoww posed on the red carpet looking like she was in a bit of pain. “People did not like her look, I thought she looked hot, she had the new sleeve,” Snooki said, referring to her tattoo. “I think it was the way she posed. I told her to smile. She gets nervous for those things. “She was showing me all nice poses and then she went on and [blank face] I was like, 'Why do you look so angry?!'” “I think if she smiled, she would have had a better reaction,” adds Snooks. “She needs to smile, calm down!” For her part, JWoww shared a message with fans expressing how great she felt on Instagram. “I have never felt more beautiful. My body did amazing things giving birth to my two beautiful children,” JWoww wrote on the day of the VMAs. “Even though I may have been thinner prior to them… I never reached this level of love and appreciation for my body that I have until today. “During my pregnancy with Greyson, I told myself I want to get back in shape for myself, my family and for all the women out there that think after having kids they can't love how they look. “I am going to continue to kick ass for all the moms like me that had insecurities after their pregnancies and think they can't ever get back to where they were. Don't ever look in the past. Look in the future with your beautiful babies and know you can have your body back but the 'better version.'  The version that carried your perfect babies!  “So, I'm here to say you need to love ounce of yourself… Every stretch mark… Every part of you that makes you, YOU. I am thankful for my journey getting to this point and every goal I hit after.” Watch Snooki (and her super-inflatable lips) defend her friend in the video below.

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Toby Willis, TLC Reality Star, Arrested for Rape

Toby Willis has been arrested on rape charges. Toby Willis is the head of The Willis Clan, a country music group that once had its own series on TLC. According to authorities, he was apprehended on child rape charges Friday stemming from an alleged sexual encounter with an underage girl 12 years ago. The Tennessee Bureau of Investigations confirmed via a public statement that it started looking into the 46-year artist and reality star on August 29. It then took him into custody in Greeville, Kentucky after he reportedly fled from his home in Ashland County in order Tennessee to avoid the cops. Willis was charged with one count of rape of a child. As of this writing, Willis is being held without bond and will be extradited back to Tennessee. It’s unclear at the moment whether the victim was one of Willis’ own kids, who are as old as 24. His youngest is just five years old. The victim’s name has not been released nor have any more details regarding this allegation. Willis and his dozen kids rose to fame on Season 9 of America’s Got Talent, where they reached the quarterfinals. They then signed on The TLC’s The Willis Family, where cameras chronicled the lives of all 12 kids and two parents as a musical family. The second season of this program concluded in April. “We are shocked to hear the news,” the network said in a statement, following its section to remove The Willis Family from its website. A source tells People Magazine, meanwhile, that no third season is planned; the series was canceled back in May. This scandal marks the third controversy to befall a TLC reality star. Here Comes Honey Boo Boo was pulled from the air in 2014 after June Shannon (pictured) started to date a sex offender who had molested one of her daughters. Really, this actually happened . Then, in 2015, it was revealed that Josh Duggar (pictured) had molested numerous girls when he was a teenager, including one of his own sisters. His parents knew of the incidents back when they happened, but never went to the police. Months later, Duggar also confessed to a porn addiction after his name was included on a website known for helping married people have affairs. TLC has since canceled the show on which Duggar appeared, 19 Kids and Counting, but it currently airing a spinoff titled “Counting On,” which stars Josh’s sisters. Back in 2014, meanwhile, Toby Willis told WGN TV that he had a very chill attitude towards life. “We wake up in the morning and say what’s gonna happen today? It just seems like the roller coaster goes up and down up and down,” he said at that time. “After a while you quit trying to grab on and quit trying to steer, you just throw your hands up and go let’s just enjoy the ride.” We’re not even gonna try to parse these words or make any jokes. View Slideshow: 21 Celebrities You Probably Want to Keep Away From Your Children We’re just first going to say that TLC needs to fire all of its people who perform background checks, if any such employees even exist. We’re also going to say that maybe, just maybe , those who have double-digit children should be sat down on a psychologist’s couch, not placed in front of a reality TV camera.

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Tomi Lahren Blames Obama for Dallas Shooting: WATCH!

Tomi Lahren, an outspoken anchor on The Blaze, has once again stirred up major controversy with her thoughts on American race relations. Last week, Lahren Tweeted that the Black Lives Matter movement was akin to the KKK, writing the following message on her social media account: In response, over 56,000 people have signed a petition that calls for Lahren to be ousted from her post as a member of Glenn Beck's Web network. That seems unlikely to happen, however, considering Lahren is bringing a great deal of attention to The Blaze. In her “Final Thoughts” on Tuesday, for example, the 23-year old blamed President Obama (who she refers to derisively as “Barry”) and “two black attorney generals” for the country’s growing racial tensions. “Almost eight years in office and two black attorney generals as head of the Justice Department, and where are we today?” Lahren asks in the following video. “We are more divided now than ever before.” Most people would agree with the latter sentence. But not as many people would agree with where Lahren lays blame for it. Lahren went on to give her viewers a history lesson. She states that minority communities have never trusted police… that officers have generally “dealt” with the ensuing distress… and that, at the moment, everything has been “reduced to race.” Touching on the topic of President Obama’s speech after the Dallas shootings , Tomi Lahren denounced the “rush” to blame white officers for escalating tensions. She also questioned the tone of the Black Lives Matter movement. According to the controversial host, the sniper Micah Johnson did NOT just have a “troubled mind,” as President Obama implied – but was inspired by the anti-cops and anti-white rhetoric of Black Lives Matter. Watch her latest take on this hot button subject below. This video has been viewed over 790,000 times as of this writing. We shudder to think about the number of those viewers who agree with Tomi Lahren.

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Life Is Real: Hiker Falls 100 Feet Off Cliff, Writes Goodbye Note To Family, Gets Rescued

Hiker Rescued After Falling 100 Feet Off Cliff And Writing Goodbye Notes To Family The NYDailyNews is reporting on helluva story about a young adventure-seeker who almost lost her life in the Arizona desert… A 25-year-old hiker who fell 100 feet from an Arizona cliff wrote goodbye notes to her family while severely injured and stranded over 24 hours, she said Monday. Rescuers found Amber Kohnhorst on May 21 below the Rose Cliffs Trail in the Arizona Strip of northwestern Arizona after a search helicopter woke her up around 7 p.m., according to the Mohave County Sheriff’s Office. Kohnhorst, a nurse from Minnesota, had left the bed and breakfast where she was staying on a sunset hike around 4:30 p.m. a day earlier. She suffered three fractures in her back, a crushed pelvis, a broken nose and multiple other injuries in her fall but survived thanks to her rescuers. Kohnhorst, an experienced hiker who had brought a whistle with her, spoke from her hospital bed Monday in an interview with KSTU-TV about the hours she spent languishing. “I couldn’t lie flat, and every time I moved, I screamed. And with that, I blew my whistle thinking maybe somebody would hear me. But I was in the middle of nowhere,” Kohnhorst said. “I wrote letters to my parents, ‘I’m sorry, I’m trying to blow my whistle, I’ve fallen.’ And that was going to be my goodbye.” Can you even IMAGINE?!? Kohnhorst was saved when owners of the bed and breakfast she was staying at alerted authorities that she was missing. A search team heard her blowing a whistle she carried with her. Per usual these days… The GoFundMe page had raised over $11,500 by Tuesday night. Kohnhorst expressed thanks even as she showed the TV station where doctors stitched one of her ears back into her head. “This week has been hard but I have to remember I’m alive,” she said. Crazy right? Amber better have her azz in Church on Sunday. Image via Amber Kohnhorst/GoFundMe

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Life Is Real: Hiker Falls 100 Feet Off Cliff, Writes Goodbye Note To Family, Gets Rescued

Hiker Rescued After Falling 100 Feet Off Cliff And Writing Goodbye Notes To Family The NYDailyNews is reporting on helluva story about a young adventure-seeker who almost lost her life in the Arizona desert… A 25-year-old hiker who fell 100 feet from an Arizona cliff wrote goodbye notes to her family while severely injured and stranded over 24 hours, she said Monday. Rescuers found Amber Kohnhorst on May 21 below the Rose Cliffs Trail in the Arizona Strip of northwestern Arizona after a search helicopter woke her up around 7 p.m., according to the Mohave County Sheriff’s Office. Kohnhorst, a nurse from Minnesota, had left the bed and breakfast where she was staying on a sunset hike around 4:30 p.m. a day earlier. She suffered three fractures in her back, a crushed pelvis, a broken nose and multiple other injuries in her fall but survived thanks to her rescuers. Kohnhorst, an experienced hiker who had brought a whistle with her, spoke from her hospital bed Monday in an interview with KSTU-TV about the hours she spent languishing. “I couldn’t lie flat, and every time I moved, I screamed. And with that, I blew my whistle thinking maybe somebody would hear me. But I was in the middle of nowhere,” Kohnhorst said. “I wrote letters to my parents, ‘I’m sorry, I’m trying to blow my whistle, I’ve fallen.’ And that was going to be my goodbye.” Can you even IMAGINE?!? Kohnhorst was saved when owners of the bed and breakfast she was staying at alerted authorities that she was missing. A search team heard her blowing a whistle she carried with her. Per usual these days… The GoFundMe page had raised over $11,500 by Tuesday night. Kohnhorst expressed thanks even as she showed the TV station where doctors stitched one of her ears back into her head. “This week has been hard but I have to remember I’m alive,” she said. Crazy right? Amber better have her azz in Church on Sunday. Image via Amber Kohnhorst/GoFundMe

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Patton Oswalt Remembers Michelle McNamara in Moving Essay

Ever since his wife, Michelle McNamara, died in her sleep at the age of 46 last month, Patton Oswalt has been uncharacteristically quiet. The beloved comedian and actor tweeted a loving tribute to McNamara one week after her death, writing: “She wrote lines that stung & hummed. 13 years in her presence was happily humbling. #RIPMichelleMcNamara.” He included a link to make donations to in McNamara’s honor to 826LA, an organization that assists students with their writing skills. Fans of Oswalt’s know that he and his McNamara – a writer who operated the website True Crime Diary – shared a common love of words. The comic is as well-known for his eloquence as for his cunning wit, so it was no surprise when he paid more long-form tribute to his beloved wife of 11 years in a way that honored both her work and her devotion to her husband and daughter. He accomplished that today, in an essay for Time magazine that is both moving and full of surprising revelations about a life well-lived: After recounting her tireless work for the website that made hers a familiar name in certain online circles, Oswalt recalls McNamara’s earlier days and lesser-known achievements: “Those are facts but not her entire story,” he writes. “Her life also involved social work in Belfast and Oakland, and screenwriting in Los Angeles, and teaching creative writing at Minnesota State, and motherhood and marriage and glorious, lost years on the outskirts of the early 90s Chicago music scene, where she also worked for a young Michelle Obama. “One day Michelle Obama’s husband came into the office to speak to the staff. He was impressive and funny. Another encounter, another memory in a life spent fascinated with people and relationships and the unknown. “The reaction to her passing, the people who are shocked at her senseless absence, is a testament to how she steered her life with joyous, wicked curiosity. Cops and comedians call—speechless or sending curt regards. “Her family is devastated but can’t help remember all of the times she made them laugh or comforted them, and they smile and laugh themselves. She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.” You can read Oswalt’s entire tribute to McNamara  at Time magazine’s website now. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Passed Away in 2016: Gone, But Not Forgotten

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