We’re not exactly sure who decided to photoshop the teeth out of celebrity mouths or why, but this is a thing that exists on the Internet. For better or for worse. The pictures are frightening and funny, sometimes simultaneously. In some cases, it feels like we’re getting a glimpse of what would happen if these celebrities had to age without the benefit of cosmetic dental implants to ensure their teeth are obnoxiously white while their skin shrivels and their hair fades to gray. In others, well, we’re horrified. You probably will be too. So here’s a look at what 19 celebrities would look like without teeth. Now if you’ll excuse us we’ll be brushing and flossing so this never, ever happens to us: 19 Celebrities Without Teeth 1. Anne Hathaway Scale of 1 to OMG, Anne Hathaway with no teeth is OMGOMGOMG.
THG loves The Bachelor. There. We said it. We have no shame over this fact. Some folks out there aren’t always so open about their affection, however, rarely going above a whisper when discussing Chris Harrison, dates on a helicopter and THE MOST DRAMATIC ROSE CEREMONY EVER. But don’t count the following celebrities among that group. These stars definitely watched Andi Dorfman choose Josh Murray on The Bachelorette last night and they’ll totally happy to talk all about it. Flip through these photos and you’ll learn that they already have many times in the past: 17 Celebrities Who Love The Bachelor 1. John Mayer Said the singer to Ellen DeGeneres in 2012: “I don’t even feel like it’s my fault for liking it. It’s not a guilty pleasure. It’s designed to be a pleasure.
Jennifer Love Hewitt will appear on Ellen later today, but – SPOILER ALERT! – the actress will actually be fully dressed this time around. About a year ago, the former Client List star gave an interview while wearing a dress that left fellow guest Matthew Perry both slack-jawed and tongue-tied. But the focus of this taped chat was less on JLH’s breasts and more on her baby, as Hewitt is the mother of a four-month old named Autumn. Jennifer Love Hewitt Wears Clothing on Ellen The beauty told Ellen that her child “loves your show and she loves Pharrell and Drake. She’s big into hip-hop and Latin music for some reason! She does the Dougie!” Hewitt also gushed over baby daddy and new husband, Brian Hallisay . The 35-year old is “an awesome, incredible father and a great husband and I just feel really lucky,” Hewitt said. We’re so very happy for this gorgeous star and we now direct readers to 19 other great moments in Ellen history: 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
The alleged Lindsay Lohan sex list was among many topics discussed when the troubled star sat down with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview airing Monday. On more than one occasion, the talk show how appeared to light-heartedly throw shade on LiLo, beginning when they discussed her past appearances. Lindsay Lohan on Ellen Interview Lindsay Lohan Ellen Interview Playing a clip from Lohan’s visit in 2004, when she performed her single “Over,” Ellen said she did not even recall Lindsay having a music career at all. “I don’t remember you actually ever singing. Did you sing longer than just on my show?” DeGeneres asked the 27-year-old after watching the clip. “That’s great. That’s probably why I’m not singing right now,” Lohan said. Lohan went on to say she was really nervous performing that day, since “Over” is a “really emotional song” and she had just broken up with someone. When DeGeneres teased her and asked if she remembered who,Lohan jokingly responding while rolling her eyes, “Apparently there’s a list of many guys .” Lindsay Lohan – Over (Live on Ellen, 2004) Indeed there is. You may have seen it before, but it appears below. One of the people on it is Wilmer Valderrama, whom she dated for six months at her career apex in 2004, and whom that song is apparently about. “I was really upset,” Lindsay recalls of how the track came to be. “That song I had written like the day after and we were still living together. I sang it in his house. Tortured him just recording the song so loud in his house.” You can torture yourself by reliving LiLo’s sexual history here: Celebs Lindsay Lohan Claims She Banged Open Slideshow 1. Justin Timberlake Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day. View As List 1. Justin Timberlake Lindsay Lohan claims she got it in with Justin Timberlake back in the day. 2. Heath Ledger Heath Ledger and Lindsay Lohan were surprisingly good friends before the actor’s death. 3. Joaquin Phoenix Didn’t see that one coming. 4. Lukas Haas Lukas Haas is another one we didn’t expect. 5. Evan Peters Lindsay Lohan kisses and tells … a lot of names we wouldn’t have predicted. 6. Garrett Hedlund Garrett Hedlund allegedly saw LiLo naked. 7. Adam Levine Who did Adam Levine NOT sleep with in his wilder days?! 8. Wilmer Valderrama Ditto. 9. Zac Efron We can see this one too. 10. James Franco LOLZ. 11. Colin Farrell Hit and and quit it. 12. Nico Tortorella Nico Tortorella of The Following fame. 13. Jamie Dornan Lindsay claims she bedded Christian Grey himself! 14. Max George This last one was well established. 15. Danny Cipriani English footballer and Kelly Brook husband Danny Cipriani is apparently on the list. 16. Stavros Niarchos Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos got it in with Lindsay … and Paris Hilton, and possibly one of the Olsen Twins. 17. Ashton Kutcher Not too surprised by this one. 18. Ryan Phillippe Or this one. 19. Orlando Bloom Didn’t see that one coming … 20. Benicio Del Toro WTF?! 21. Lindsay Lohan Conquest List The list Lindsay Lohan allegedly wrote listing all the famous guys she slapped bodies with.
For the first time in his Presidency, Barack Obama appeared on Ellen this week. But whatever… so did Mateo Beltran! This three-year old rose to viral fame this week after his mother filmed her toddler arguing with her over cupcakes . “Listen, Linda, Linda, honey!” Mateo kept saying to the camera, trying to talk his way into having dessert for dinner… to no avail. But Ellen finally provided the tyke with his beloved sweets, decorating the cupcakes with Batman and Superman decor, while also giving Mateo’s mother a spa weekend gift certificate. Oh, and $10,000. Ellen gave the family $10,000. 3-Year Appears on Ellen, Gets His Cupcakes Watch the appearance above and then relive this viral sensation below: Toddler Argues About Cupcakes Ellen, of course, has become famous for making dreams come true. And also for making us crack up. Relive some of her show’s best moments here: 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
The morning after she posted an Oscars selfie that set a Twitter record, Ellen DeGeneres took to that social media network again and made it very clear: Hosting the Academy Awards is tiring! “Gopd mrorining! It’sd time to do a live OSxar show,” the comedian joked today. “Didn’t get much slep but whoneds it?” Ellen then added the following photo as she sat in her talk show dressing room: How did this star do a host? She mocked Liza Minelli for looking like a drag queen… made fun of Jennifer Lawrence for falling a lot and deemed Jared Leto the most beautiful celebrity in attendance. Watch the Ellen DeGeneres monologue now and sound off on her emcee duties now. Then, toggle through the most memorable moments from the 2014 Academy Awards below, GIF style! Oscars 2014 GIFs: The Best Moments Open Slideshow 1. Jennifer Lawrence Laughs Jennifer Lawrence laughs at her own expense at the Oscars. It’s why we love her. View As List 1. Jennifer Lawrence Laughs Jennifer Lawrence laughs at her own expense at the Oscars. It’s why we love her. 2. Jennifer Lawrence Falls at Academy Awards This is why she had to laugh at her own expense. 3. Why Are You Laughing?! We have absolutely no idea, Jennifer. Absolutely no idea. 4. Best Selfie Ever Bradley Cooper prepares to take the best selfie ever with Ellen’s phone at the Oscars. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Oscar Selfie This was the result! 6. Amy Adams and Pharrell Dancing Amy Adams and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards. Makes us “Happy”! 7. Pharrell and Lupita dance Lupita and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards … pretty great moment. 8. Meryl Streep and Pharrell Meryl Streep and Pharrell dancing at the 2014 Academy Awards in a moment you probably couldn’t have ever predicted. 9. Lupita and Liza Hug Winner Lupita Nyong’o gets a hug from Liza Minnelli at the 2014 Academy Awards. 10. Lupita Nyong’o Wins! Lupita Nyong’o celebrates her Oscar victory. And it was well earned! 11. Poor Leo #PoorLeo actually trended on Google after DiCaprio lost to Matthew McConaughey. We imagine he’ll be okay. 12. Bette Midler Performs Bette Midler performs at the 2014 Academy Awards, bringing back memories. 13. I Will Order Pizza Ellen promises to order pizza to tide people over at the Oscars, and she delivered … well, some guy did. But you get the idea! 14. Pizza Money Harvey Weinstein pitched in a full $200 to Ellen’s food fund at the Oscars. 15. Brad Pitt Gets Pizza Brad Pitt grabs some pizza after Ellen had one some to the Academy Awards. Show does drag on like no other. 16. Ellen Creeps on Sandra and Leo Ellen DeGeneres hilariously sneaks up behind Sandra Bullock and Leonardo DiCaprio at the Oscars. 17. Princess Ellen Ellen came out dressed like this at one point. Enough said, really. 18. Julia Roberts Laughs That will put a smile on anyone’s face. At least we would think so!
It was another hour of back-stabbing on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 16 . It was also an hour of near actual stabbing, as Lisa Vanderpump ended up with a sword in her hands. Elsewhere during the latest installment of this Bravo franchise, Kyle and Joyce planned a trip to Puerto Rico, while tension grew between between Brandi and Lisa at at Yolanda’s farewell party for Gigi. We also learned that Kim is a bit shy and Carlton knows how to hold a grudge. Go watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online at TV Fanatic to relive the episode in its entirety and click through some of the most OMG-worthy moments here: 12 OMG Moments from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 16 Open Slideshow 1. Kim Gets Spray Tanned Who knew Kim Richards was shy? She keeps her bra on here while getting a spray tan. View As List 1. Kim Gets Spray Tanned Who knew Kim Richards was shy? She keeps her bra on here while getting a spray tan. 2. Lisa Vanderpump-ed Lisa Vanderpump is ready to move on. She’s tired of all the drama on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 3. Farewell to Gigi Gigi is leaving for New York. But not before she blows out these candles! 4. Give This Back! Carlton does not want this ring from Kyle. She isn’t ready to forgive yet. 5. Lisa Vanderpump with a Sword Look out, world! Lisa Vanderpump wields a sword in this photo. 6. Kyle and Brandi Shed Tears Kyle and Brandi are really crying, yes. But they are trying to lighten the mood by sharing a napkin. 7. Cheers to Gigi! Gigi is off to New York. This Real Housewives of Beverly Hills party is being thrown in her honor. 8. Brandi in the Car Brandi is on her way to Gigi’s party in this picture. She’s not psyched to see Lisa. 9. Give Me Some Dap! Yolanda’s husband gets along well with her ex. Is that cool or is that weird? 10. Kim and Brandi What are Kim and Brandi discussing here? The usual: spray tan streaks, graduation parties and friends intimidating other friends. 11. Witchy Ways Carlton used to be a witch. And she explains the power of some candles in this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills scene. 12. Weird, Right?!? Kyle Richards has been receiving some weird computer messages. She shows them here to Joyce.
WARNING: The following song will get stuck in your head. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres have teamed up to form a rap duo named “Rebellen,” performed a track off their (fake) album, “White Ladies Rapping,” on today’s episode of the latter’s talk show. This is actually the second time DeGeneres and Wilson have broken it down for fans, following a memorable rendition of Shoop . Prepare to be singing “Watching Cats on the Internet” for days and check out the impressive performance now. Then, click through other memorable moments in Ellen history… 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
In sad news from the world of television today, Sid Caesar, one of the groundbreaking sketch-comedy artists in the history of the medium, has died at age 91. His friend Larry King revealed Caesar’s passing on Twitter a little while ago. King writes, “Sorry to learn about the passing of Sid Caesar – a dear friend, a comic genius & an American classic – there will never be another one like him.” A New York-born nightclub performer, he helped to usher in the TV revolution with a 90-minute Saturday night variety program, Your Show of Shows . That was 1950 if you can believe that. The live TV broadcast became a hit that lasted four years and later morphed into Caesar’s Hour , from 1954-1957. His writing staff included Woody Allen, Neil Simon, Mel Brooks, and Larry Gelbart, but the real star of the show was Sid himself, and he worked at it. Caesar was prolific but had no interest in small talk. He once said the hardest part of the show was being himself and wishing the audience good evening. He will be missed, along with these other stars we’ve lost in 2014 so far: Celebrities We Lost in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! View As List 1. Philip Seymour Hoffman R.I.P. Philip Seymour Hoffman (1967-2014). He will forever be missed! 2. James Avery James Avery has passed away. The beloved star of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air was 65. 3. Pete Seeger Pete Seeger has passed away. The late singer and activist was 94. 4. Shirley Temple Shirley Temple was a childhood star in the 1930s. She passed away at the age of 85. 5. Phil Everly A photo of the late Phil Everly. He passed away in early 2014. 6. Anna Gordy Gaye Anna Gordy Gaye passed away in early 2014. She was the sister of Berry Gordy and the wife of Marvin Gaye. 7. Eric Lawson Eric Lawson stars here as The Marloboro Man. He died from lung cancer at the age of 72. 8. Roy Garber Roy Garber passed away in January 2014. He was a star on Shipping Wars. 9. Cassandra Lynn Hensley Rest in peace, Cassandra Lynn Hensley. The Playboy Playmate was found dead in January 2014. 10. Darryl Robinson Darryl Robinson of Cooking Channel fame has died. He was just 50. 11. Sid Caesar Sid Caesar has died. He was 91 years old and will be missed.
Someone is finally on the side of Justin Bieber. With Sharon Osbourne coming out this week and saying Bieber needs a kick in the ass , Kevin Hart appeared on Ellen today and said he remains good friends with the young singer. “The media has a way of pouring things on people,” said the man behind some very funny Ride Along quotes , adding that Bieber is just a “kid” and: “The job is to learn from the stupid mistakes that you make.” Hart does acknowledge, however, that Justin continues to put himself in situations that make it easy for people to criticize him. Kevin Hart Defends Justin Bieber Sorry… were we referring to the artist as Justin Bieber? We meant to say Bizzle . Kevin Hart is on the side of Bizzle .
