Florida Woman Surprises Stepfather With Adoption Papers For His Birthday The DailyMail is reporting a story that will have you using up every kleenex in your crib … This is the heartwarming moment a young woman left her stepfather in tears after asking him to legally adopt her as part of a big birthday surprise. Gabriella Guardado, 22, placed adoption papers and a pen inside a gift bag and presented them to her stepdad, David Lynde, earlier this month for his birthday. In video capturing the tear-jerking moment, David is seen opening the bag and pulling out the papers while surrounded by his family in their Florida home. After taking some time to realize what the papers said, the 53-year-old becomes very emotional by Gabriella’s sweet gesture. Gabriella will officially take David’s last name on Friday when the paperwork is finalized at the courthouse, Daily Mail Online has learned. Why are there so many onions in here?!?! Image via YouTube
With all the attention that’s been paid to her trout pout over the past year, it was only a matter of time before the Kylie Jenner lip kit became a thing. Kylie is a master of marketing herself, and naturally, the $29 gloss and liner sets sold out within minutes. Unfortunately, fans who were hoping to give themselves the gift of Kylie-like lips in time for the holidays may be disappointed. TMZ is reporting that irate customers are flooding social media with complaints that they never received their lip kits . Some of them say they pre-ordered weeks ago and their tracking numbers indicate that the product should have been delivered already. The problem has gotten so bad that lip kit buyers have threatened to contact the Better Business Bureau. Facebook and Twitter pages for C&S Sales – the maker and distributor of the lip kit – are being bombarded with complaints. One woman recently commented, “At what point do we report this as fraud?” and her gripe has received dozens of likes. Neither Kylie nor C&S has commented, but we’re guessing this one business venture Kylie regrets. Looks like she’ll be ending her year with more lip kit drama than she bargained for. View Slideshow: Kylie Jenner and Her Lips: A Timeline of Untruths
We'd say this is the sort of thing you don't see every day, but if you work at a DMV in Florida, you might witness scenes like this on a pretty regular basis. It's not easy to land a spot in our Florida Woman Hall of Shame (unless, of course, you live in the state and have access to bath salts or ” flakka “), but Eleanore Stern has definitely earned her place. It's not just that she attacked a cop while standing in line at the DMV; it's the way she attacked a cop while standing in line at the DMV. After a few flip-flopped kicks to the shin, Eleanore winds up wrestling with the officer on the ground. She wriggles away from him and proudly declares, “I just kicked his ass!” before eventually being restrained. Ms. Stern is a strong-willed woman, though, and even once it's clear that she's being taken into custody she continues to give orders. “I am not going to jail,” she tells the trooper at one point. Sadly, he passed on the opportunity to reply, “Yeah, you totally are.” It's easy to laugh at Eleanore's situation (and we strongly suggest that you do so), but at the same time, we can't pretend like we haven't felt the same way at the DMV.
We'd say this is the sort of thing you don't see every day, but if you work at a DMV in Florida, you might witness scenes like this on a pretty regular basis. It's not easy to land a spot in our Florida Woman Hall of Shame (unless, of course, you live in the state and have access to bath salts or ” flakka “), but Eleanore Stern has definitely earned her place. It's not just that she attacked a cop while standing in line at the DMV; it's the way she attacked a cop while standing in line at the DMV. After a few flip-flopped kicks to the shin, Eleanore winds up wrestling with the officer on the ground. She wriggles away from him and proudly declares, “I just kicked his ass!” before eventually being restrained. Ms. Stern is a strong-willed woman, though, and even once it's clear that she's being taken into custody she continues to give orders. “I am not going to jail,” she tells the trooper at one point. Sadly, he passed on the opportunity to reply, “Yeah, you totally are.” It's easy to laugh at Eleanore's situation (and we strongly suggest that you do so), but at the same time, we can't pretend like we haven't felt the same way at the DMV.
Florida man Jose Cabellero just paid the heaviest price we can ever recall for getting laid on the beach, since he’ll be in prison until 2017. Hope she was good … Florida Couple Has Sex on the Beach Caballero was caught having sex on the beach with his girlfriend, Elissa Alvarez, outside Tampa, Fla., and is not the first to claim that. However, these hornballs were boning on a public beach … in front of a woman with a camera and in front of little kids. Not great. Witnesses say the Floridians weren’t exactly quiet or discreet, either, during the 25-minute encounter. (Seriously, 25 minutes?!) Both were found guilty of lewd or lascivious exhibition in front of a child, a second-degree felony, and must register as sex offenders. Since Caballero had a prior drug conviction (bad enough that he served time in prison for it), he got nailed with a two-year sentence. Elissa got off … in more ways than one, if you know what we mean. She was released with time served following her initial arrest.
Florida Woman Filmed Herself Being Raped By Parole Officer A parole officer in South Florida was fired and later arrested last week after a woman who was serving probation accused him of raping her, and provided video evidence of one of the alleged rapes. Yes, she filmed her own rape… Via News Mic reports: WSVN reports that the accused parole officer, 50-year-old former Florida Department of Corrections employee Zachary Thomas Bailey, assaulted the woman twice after using his authority to force his way into her home. In the first encounter, she accused Bailey of blocking her in her bedroom and touching her genitals. In the second, the woman says he raped her. “The victim said she recorded the [second] incident on her phone not only so police would believe her, but so Bailey would not be able to write a false parole violation against her for reporting the rape,” WSVN reported. “This is someone who is hired to protect you, hired to say, ‘Hey, protect the society,’ and you don’t expect your probation officer to be acting in this manner,” Coral Springs Police Lt. Joe McCue told WSVN. “The victim said, ‘This is rape. This is rape. I don’t want you to do this.’ Unfortunately, she was in fear that if she reported this, he would violate her probation and put her back in jail.” According to records examined by the Sun Sentinel, Bailey has no prior arrests and had at least four prior recognitions in 1997, 1999 and 2002, including two for “‘outstanding efforts’ regarding contact standards.” Lock this sicko up for life and film someone taking his cookies in prison!
Florida Woman Hit By Train While Texting You all have GOT to stop playing with your phones near moving trains ! A Florida woman walked right into the path of an oncoming freight train while texting on her phone. Surprisingly…the woman lived to tell the tale and only suffered fractures to her arm and injuries to her leg. A 27-year-old woman had a miraculous escape after walking into a moving freight train while texting on her mobile phone. Sheena Keynna was hit by the train on Monday afternoon as she walked around the crossing gates and into the path of the passing freight train in Lakeland in central Florida. Police Sgt. Gary Gross told the Ledger of Lakeland the woman ‘wasn’t paying attention.’ She suffered a compound fracture to her right arm, and her right leg was injured. She was taken to a hospital, but no additional information was available. The train had two locomotives and was carrying consumer goods from Winter Haven to Jacksonville. Two Amtrak trains were delayed during the investigation. Let this be a lesson everyone — look up from those smartphones sometimes!
Carolyn Kesel, an upstate New York woman, was arrested on felony DWI charges after driving around a Walmart parking lot wasted on vanilla extract. PURE vanilla extract. Stuff will EFF you up! According to reports, Kesel had a very high BAC – a ridiculous .26 percent, or more than three times the legal limit – when Macedon, N.Y. police busted her. She had reportedly housed two bottles of vanilla extract, a common baking product that boasts a 41 percent alcohol level, putting it on par with most vodka. Kesel told officers she was lost and could not find her way out of the parking lot. Given her condition, and the sheer size of Walmart parking lots? Not shocking. Due to a prior DWI conviction stemming from a 2006 arrest, Kesel was arrested on the spot and also slapped with a felony aggravated DWI charge. Her odd choice of beverage, apparently, is not as odd as you might think. Chris Thomas, a drug counselor with the Wayne County (N.Y.) Mental Health Department, said it’s become not uncommon for people, especially teenagers. As Chris Rock once said, people wanna get high. Take away all the drugs and drinks in the world and … people will just find new ways of getting a buzz on. It makes sense if you think about it. Those who aren’t of legal drinking age can purchase and get plowed by indulging in everyday items like vanilla extract. Like the pre-Walter White days when you could buy Sudafed over the counter, no one will be the wiser when you pick up a couple at the local grocer. “Both kids and adults use it,” he said of the “drink’s” increasing popularity. “It smells like a vanilla [beverage] and no one would know the difference.” Well, unless you down two whole bottles of the stuff and drive around aimlessly. Way to ruin it for teens everywhere before they even thought of this, Carolyn. Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Jasmine Tridevil: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast to Become “Unattractive to Men” (And Land Reality Show) Jasmine Tridevil is a Florida woman who had a third breast surgically implanted between her other two. She says she hopes to land an MTV reality show.
Teresa Giudice may be a reality star, but that doesn’t mean the law-breaking Real Housewives of New Jersey cast member is in touch with reality. Case in point: the following video. It features Giudice and Dina Manzo teaming with Glam.com to recite a few resolutions for 2015. Teresa Giudice and Dina Manzo Resolve To… “Going forward I would like to stop eating bad carbs,” Giudice says, adding that she wants to get her famous “ass” back. This would be a perfectly normal sort of resolution to make… if Giudice were not facing 15 months in jail for financial fraud, a sentence that begins on January 5. You’d think perhaps Teresa would be more concerned with vowing to be a better mother to her four children; or vowing to avoid prison after this stint is over; or jusy vowing to no longer suck as a human being. But nope. Giudice’s other resolutions include “being around positive people,” as well as “keeping the faith.” She makes no mention of her forthcoming stint in the slammer (which will be followed by husband Joe Giudice serving 40 months behind bars). At one point, Manzo says “I want to be more spontaneous this year. If I want to go away somewhere, I’m just going to let that happen and people will figure things out.” “You should!” Giudice responds. “I have four little ones so I can’t do that.” Note to Teresa : it won’t Gia Giudice and company who will be holding you back from going away somewhere. It will be the steel prison bars. 13 Classic Teresa Giudice Moments 1. Teresa Giudice: Table Flipping And now for the classic. Teresa’s face is priceless as she famously flips the table. Bravo. Bravo.
We’ve heard about a lot of dumb criminals in our day, but being undone by your own toilet paper? Eric Frey stands alone in having achieved that dubious feat. The would-be pizza shop robber, 29, was linked to the crime by toilet paper in his Pennsylvania residence and apprehended by local law enforcement. Uniontown police say Frey tried to rob Michael Maria’s Pizza on Saturday by handing an employee a note written on toilet paper. Its message was simple: “I have a gun. Give me $300.” Police arrived before Frey could leave, after an employee hit a panic button, so they were either very fast or he’s just slow as crap at robbing people. Clearly he’s not very good at it, in any case. Caught in the act, Frey told officers he was forced to commit the robbery by a large, bearded man with a gun. The bearded thug accosted him in a nearby alley and put him up to this, he said … but police searched his apartment and wiped out (har har) that story. When the authorities arrived, they found a newly opened roll of toilet paper, and on it, the pen impression from Frey’s threatening note on an outer sheet. Talk about flushing out the truth … or something. No word if it was one- or two-ply, or brand name or generic TP, but the wannabe crook is now locked up. As are some, but not all of these folks from THG’s Strange But True News Hall of Fame. It’s an eclectic mix of human beings, that much is for certain … Strange But True News Hall of Fame 1. Jasmine Tridevil: Florida Woman Gets Third Breast to Become “Unattractive to Men” (And Land Reality Show) Jasmine Tridevil is a Florida woman who had a third breast surgically implanted between her other two. She says she hopes to land an MTV reality show.
