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Pam Anderson is Day 3 for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day

Pam Anderson, in a black wig and lingerie…is Day 3 of the Love Magazine 31 days of December – people of interest in lingerie dancing silly – online bonanza….that isn’t for Christmas because Christmas is so dated…but rather for the all encompassing “Holiday”…and I think the “Holiday Miracle” in all this is that people consider an old tired Pam Anderson full of plastic surgery to be a person of interest….I mean if this was a long lost sex tape from the 90s, I’d get it, but as it stands now…its some old man Christmas or as the kids call him – old man Holiday with silly clown tits that are only a couple of years old….doing things she did in her 20s and even 30s…in her 50s….its weird… But maybe I’m just at a loss for words now that she’s beat hepatitis…for those of you who don’t know, making a fun of a girl or woman or granny for being a whore when she’s got the hepatitis to prove it was the obvious and the easy…literally…and I like things easy…obviously….. Here’s to Canada….and old ladies…keeping the “i guess I’d fuck her…alive… I love Christmas…and I like that Love is pulling it off in this Christmasless world we live in….so to see the rest of the now annual Advent Calendar HERE The post Pam Anderson is Day 3 for Love Magazine Advent Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

I looked up Julie Benz, because I don’t remember her name, and most girls I know with names like Julie Benz, are strippers, hookers, escorts or porn chicks…it’s like “I totally agree, Mercedes does make this lap dance for 10 dollars a song seem more luxurious, but that shit stain you left on my jeans…takes it back to what it actually is”….you know let’s associate luxury with our fake tits, because they are 5,000 – 8,000 dollars and for a hooker, it’s difficult to save that up with all the drug expensese…. But it turns out this Julie Benz, despite her fake tits and face, is an actress, who is from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the same show that nerds, virgin losers, socially awkward motherfuckers from the 90s, the general readership of this site…because they are the only people who still care, who can’t let go, who helped get Julie Benz cast in Defiance as the mayor..believable… Now she’s in a bikini… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Julie Benz is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day

Sarah Hyland got a Bob haircut, whatever the fuck that means, and all the blogs are talking about it like it fucking matters… First thing’s first, who the fuck cares about what haircut anyone has, it’s a fucking haircut and unless it is your shitty ass head dealing with some bargain basement hair slaughtering job…or you’re balding..whether youre a girl or a guy…it doesn’t fucking matter… Secondly, Sarah Hyland is not a fashion icon, trendsetter, or relevant despite being on TV…this isn’t some Rachel on Friends hair from the 90s, when people had no taste on 3 TV channels…not once have a heard “hey that creepy girl who looks 11 despite being 25, thanks hormone therapy, is the definition of style, let me be her”… Lastly, unless we’re talking about pubic hair styles, because I fucking love pubic hair…I’m out… On that note…I’m out… That said…here she is rolling around in bed…which has instantly become a new fetish..I’m sucked in…so who’s this Sarah Hyland girl? I love her new haircut.. . The post Sarah Hyland got a Bob of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day

Cailin Russo is one of these instagram models who has a little bit more authenticity thanks to her dad being in a shitty 90s pop-punk band called New Found Glory, that I can assume involved knocking her groupie mom up when her mom was probably 18, thanks to these creepy pop-punk dudes from the 90s being total creepers are girls across the country who would groupie at their events. I guess they were no different than Rockers of the 70s and 80s, Rappers of the 2000s, and DJS of the 2010s..not that it matters, we all know that musicians have groupies and that’s why they are musicians…and that groupies get pregnant to bring the musician baby to life as the ultimate in fan girl / child support checks…. Here she is in a shoot that bores me for some underwear company, mainly because I find her boring, unless she does nude shoots, which she does….I’m just too lazy to look for them…I mean I like my panties to look less like diapers on a bitch..and a lot more naked so that I can jerk off to the pics….maybe I’m too picky…and have unrealistic expectations out of models… The post Cailin Russo for an Underwear Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dammit, Gina! 13 Things You Didn’t Know About ‘Martin’

13 Things You Didn’t Know About ‘Martin’ ‘Martin’ is one of the most popular TV shows from the 90s . But do you know everything about it? Take a look at these hidden facts you can impress your friends with at the next cookout.

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Beyonce Gymnastics of the Day

Beyonce is on some luxury vacation, because if you listen to her attempt at a rap song, despite being a delusional popstar from the 90s, you’ll know that her an Jay Z are a billion dollars when riding in elevators fighting with family memebers for Jay Z’s philandering, it’s not his fault he’s a music mogul, ways….ways that Beyonce accepts because people like that cheat, and more importantly, because it’s good PR for their tour they are on… That said…she’s decided to show the world how she can awkwardly do a basic gymnastic move, one you can assume she was in when Blue Ivy was ejaculated inside her, one that reminds me of being at an all inclusive resort and the mom who drank too much decides to bust out the old high school tricks… Not very hot, but then again, even beyonce at her hottest isn’t hot. TO SEE PICS OF BEYONCE IN A BIKINI IN PORTOFINO CLICK HERE

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Alyssa Arce for Yume Magazine of the Day

Alyssa Arce is some Playboy chick who I was convinced was going to change the face of Playboy. Because Playboy fell into the fucking gutter for two reasons. The first is because Hef got old and started choosing tranny looking blondes from the 90s, in the 2010s. It’s not his fault, he peaked int he 60s and rode that wave and brand proper for a long fucking time. The other reason is Manwin now Mindgeek…the owners of every porntube site, even the ones you don’t think they own, the company that destroyed porn, licensed the brand to handle their online sites for half a billion dollars and started using any girl they could find in the lowest caliber stripclub…diluting the quality of the pics and girls and pretty much sucking… But then…Alyssa Arce came along…with her massive tits and hipster vibe and I thought what a perfect crossover girl…who does fashion and nudity, perfect…. So here she is in some other magazine, not playboy and not naked….which is a bummer because I’ve posted her named HERE , HERE , HERE and HERE and I think she looks a lot better….but these pics are ok too…

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Hillary Clinton Says Monica Lewinsky Is Old News

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When it comes to her husband’s mistress from the 90s, Hillary Clinton says she’s moved on and you should too. The former Secretary of State refused…

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Dude Selling Wee on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

This guy’s good… If you don’t like that here’s some passenges On a Bus Don’t Like When a Dude Attacks an Old Man Iraqi Taxi Driver Pops his Eye Out Suicide Bomber Caught on Camera the Second her Blew Up… Cats Fishing for Cats

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