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Britney Spears Loves her Boy Toy of the Day

Britney Spears tells her boyfriend she loves him – in some post she’s posted to her social media in what we can assume is a cry for help, or a diversion, because clearly the boyfriend is a homosexual actor used to distract her from the prison she is in….and as a gay icon, she’d easily get all the gays striving for a better life…to try to K-Fed her. Makes sense to me… But then again, who wouldn’t want Britney Spears as their Girlfriend….she’s medicated, hot bodied, rich as fuck, always working, slaving away for her family really, and you just get to sit back and either be an accessory…or nap by the pool… It’s a good life being a mooch, I do it on a scaled down version because my obese wife is on Disability for being obese…and it gives me the freedom to do these ever so important posts on Britney Spears. The post Britney Spears Loves her Boy Toy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Girl Gets Dumped Via Text, DESTROYS Guy in Response, Posts on Blog

Quin Woodward Pu’s response to being dumped via text message illustrates why dumping someone via text message is probably never a good idea. If a guy texting his mistress to break up but actually sending the offending message to his wife wasn’t crazy enough for you, you’ve got to read this: Pu is the author two memoirs about becoming a writer, PR worker and girl-about-town in Washington, D.C. instead of attending medical school. As such, she has a personal blog … which she used to RUIN a guy she met in a bar, went on a few dates with and was soon dumped by over text. The text above is what Pu (pictured) got right before her birthday. She was turning 26, she writes on her blog. She’d been out with the guy twice. Pu, at first, was “stunned into paralysis” by the breakup text, and “had no words.” Then she decided to let the dude have it with this epic response: She then took to her blog to blast the infamous text and her reply. In it, she denies the idea that “as a 25 year old with two published books and a condo” she even wanted a relationship with this man in the first place. And, adding injury to indignity, she says she forwarded “taxpayer-funded sexts from your agency blackberry” to the government employee’s manager. Pu has received some negative feedback for bragging about her condo, but she tells HuffPost it’s symbolic of not needing a man (or “some rando”). “I wanted him to see that I am a self-sufficient person,” she says. “I did NOT have a sexual relationship with this person. I went on two dates. I call that getting to know someone. This is why the ‘dumping’ infuriated me so much.” Basically, she wasn’t upset about being broken up with, per se. Just that he was “presumptuous” enough to think she could be broken up with, via text to boot. But all is not lost for Pu, whose book sales are up by “1600 percent.” What do you think? Good for her? Total overreaction? Discuss!

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O.J. Simpson: Caught Stealing Cookies From Prison Cafeteria!

For disgraced NFL great O.J. Simpson, that’s just how the cookie crumbles. When you get caught stealing them from the prison cafeteria, that is. The Juice was caught with not one, not two, but a dozen oatmeal cookies pilfered from the correctional facility he calls home, a new report says. O.J. Simpson Steals Cookies From Prison Simpson, who’s serving a 33-year sentence for armed robbery at Lovelock Correctional Center in Pershing County, Nev., ganked them after lunch. He may have gotten away with his unusually non-violent offense but for an inquisitive guard who noticed O.J. hiding something under his prison clothes. When the corrections officer questioned O.J., he allegedly confessed. For once. “O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor,” a source reports. Simpson’s fellow inmates were reportedly on hand to witness guards bust him. “When the guard started physically pulling cookies out of O.J.’s shirt, the other inmates started laughing so hard they nearly fell over,” the insider said. One can only assume that’s true, as it’s really the only possible reaction. Simpson, 66, was arrested in 2007 for numerous felonies, including armed robbery and kidnapping, stemming from the armed theft of sports memorabilia. He claimed it was his own and he was taking it back. A jury was unmoved. Sentenced to 33 years, the Nevada Parole Board recently granted Juice parole on some of the charges , but ordered him held for the next four years. Still, means he could be out in under 10 of the 33. Not terrible for a murderer. This incident is not expected to impact his parole. O.J. was reportedly given a warning for the theft and instructed to keep his hand out of the cookie jar. If the prison breaks out the funfetti cookies next, that could be tough.

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T.I.: Out of Prison, Back in Halfway House!

Rapper T.I. is – for the second time in three weeks – out of prison and on his way to a halfway house to complete the remainder of his sentence. Hopefully they don’t yank him back this time. T.I. was released August 31, having served nearly all of an 11-month sentence for violating probation, only to be returned to prison after allegedly failing to disclose – and conducting business on – a pimp ass tour bus that he rolled out in. When T.I. walked out of the Arkansas federak prison on August 31, he tweeted, “The storm is over & da sun back out.” Well, it wasn’t out for long. Prison officials sent U.S. Marshals to the halfway house after that concluding T.I. had unauthorized people on the bus that transported him there. Authorities also allege that T.I. was doing business on the bus (regarding his reality show), something he denies, but would compromise his release. Yeah, it was a bizarre situation, but it’s apparently been resolved. T.I. will be in the halfway house until September 29, then freed altogether. T.I.’s lawyer, Steve Sadow, lauded the decision, saying: “We have good reason to believe that this favorable result was reached because of the proactive and assertive approach taken to protect T.I.’s rights.” “By providing B.O.P. officials and the media with reliable and accurate information,” T.I. proved that he “did not intend to violate his transfer furlough.” The rapper never intended to violate this “or any other B.O.P. rules en route from the prison facility in Arkansas to the halfway house in Atlanta.” Sadow adds that, “T.I. will be released from custody on Sept. 29, and then will be supervised by the U.S. Probation Office for a period of 1 year.” [Photo: Fame Pictures]

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Lindsay Lohan Does A Little Modeling

Here’s Lindsay Lohan doing some sort of modeling for something called Fornarina . Anyone? I guess it doesn’t matter, it still counts as work. Besides, I’ve always found Lindsay hot so putting her in some slutty outfits isn’t a bad way to get my attention. When are we going to get to see her homemade tattoos she got in jail? You know a pretty girl like this would get a lot of attention from the prison girl gangs… I’m sure someone tagged their property.

A national high-speed rail network up and running by 2030 – Yes we can

President Obama strongly supports high-speed rail, environmentalists are behind it (well, at least some of them) and the Federal Railroad Administration is already reaching out to other countries that have had success with it. High-speed rail looks like it’s going to happen.

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Two shot dead’ by Chinese police

Breaking News Two Muslim Uighurs have been shot dead by police in Urumqi, capital of China’s Xinjiang province, state media said. The violence comes after Chinese officials said calm had been restored to the city after at least 180 people were killed in rioting last week.

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2 convicted killers escape from maximum-security Indiana prison

MICHIGAN CITY, Ind. — Police and prison guards aided by search dogs hunted Sunday for two convicted killers and a third man who escaped the maximum-security Indiana State Prison, apparently through underground tunnels and pipes

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