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Amber Heard Is Red Hot

Here’s Amber Heard looking red hot at some party over the weekend. That’s pretty much all I’ve got for you, no nipple slips, no massive cleavage, no flashing of the lady parts getting out of an SUV. It’s just some C list horror movie actress in a red dress… I’m bored already. This is probably why she’s never asked to be in anything other than slasher flicks. It’s pretty obvious that showing off a lot off cleavage gets you noticed by the celebrity blogs, which in tern gets you noticed by the mainstream celebrity media which helps you get jobs in the movies which makes you famous. Everybody knows that. Now show us your tits. BREAKING NEWS — Amber announced she’s a lesbian over the weekend so she’s all of a sudden become a lot hotter. Enjoy.

MJ Album — Snippets from EVERY SINGLE New Song

Filed under: Michael Jackson , Music It’s another Michael Jackson mega-tease — 10 brand new snippets from every song on the upcoming album have gone public … just days before the album is set for release. 30 seconds from each song appeared on the Internet this weekend — which adds up to… Read more

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Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasts Are Suffocating

Here’s classy piece of ass Elizabeth Hurley at some party over the weekend with her amazing MILF breasts stuffed so tightly into her dress that the poor things must be suffocating. I can’t believe this kind of abuse is still going on, it’s almost 2011 for Christ’s sake! Someone should organize a telethon or a protest or one of those annoying Facebook status update things so that this kind of thing never happens again. It’s a good thing I know mouth to mouth. Pucker up girls.

Brooke Hogan Thong Bikini Pictures

Brooke Hogan may think she’s smart trying to keep her latest bikini pictures from me, hiding behind a railing isn’t exactly the slyest of moves, but I’m far too clever to fall for anything like that. Here she is in her bright florescent thong bikini hanging out with some douches over the weekend. There aren’t that many actual bikini pictures, but we get a decent look at her fat chesticles and a nice peek at her hulk of an ass in a thong so who really cares. I’d go a few round in the wrestling ring with this one.

Jeff Goldblum Teaches us a Valuable Life Lesson of the Day

People may think this site isn’t very educational, but I think we can all learn a great lesson from these Jeff Goldblum and his fiance pics, and that lesson is that young pussy is good pussy, and there’s no real point in settling down with pussy your age, when there are so many girls out there looking for a dad they never had…It allows the man to stay in control, not deal with middle age bullshit all while cumming on tight young body…and since all marriages end in divorce, you might as well give 50 percent of your acting fortune to pussy that gets you off, versus damaged fucking goods, so take that bit of knowledge with you into the weekend. It’s all you really need to know to live a good life.

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Weekend Forecast: We All Win When Black Swan, Phillip Morris Tag Team Ninjas

Welcome back to the latest edition of Movieline’s Weekend Forecat — kind of an abbreviated edition, in fact, seeing as not a single full-scale wide release opens today. The best we’ve got are a bunch of ninjas making their belated debut in 1,600 theaters, while two smaller films you’ve got the hots for tumble into limited release behind it. Let’s make some projections…

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‘Black Swan’: The Reviews Are In!

One critic gushes that the psychological drama and its star, Natalie Portman, are ‘unmissable and unforgettable.’ By Eric Ditzian Natalie Portman in “Black Swan” Photo: Fox Searchlight Only folks in eight select major metropolitan cities across North America will have a chance to see “Black Swan” this weekend. And as for the weekend after that, unless you’re a proud resident of, say, Detroit or happen to be swooping into St Louis for a little holiday, you’ll still be out of luck. The rest of the country will have to wait a full two weeks from now, as Fox Searchlight slowly rolls out this Oscar darling about the ultra-competitive world of professional ballet. Is it any consolation to say that even if you can’t see “Black Swan” this weekend, you can at least read the thoughts of those who have? Well, you can, because reviews for Darren Aronofsky’s follow-up to “The Wrestler” have been pouring in. Here’s what the critics are saying about “Black Swan.” The Story “Nina Sayers (Natalie Portman) has obsessively perfected her flawless technique at an unnamed New York company for years when she’s finally considered for the lead in an upcoming production of ‘Swan Lake.’ As her manipulative artistic director, Thomas Leroy (Vincent Cassel), observes, Nina possesses all the innocence and self-control of the Swan Queen, but his ‘stripped-down, visceral’ version of the ballet demands that she also portray the Black Queen. She’s a sinuous, primal persona he doesn’t think Nina can pull off. It’s difficult to disagree: With her breathy whisper of a voice, cosseted home life with overprotective mother Erica (Barbara Hershey) and wide-eyed sexual na

P. Diddy Demands to Appear in a SNL Sketch This Weekend

While some celebrities have killed off their digital selves in support of World AIDS Day , P. Diddy — or is it just Diddy now? Or Diddy Dirty Money? — has taken to the social networking site to voice his displeasure with the fact that NBC hasn’t asked him to appear in a sketch during the Robert De Niro-hosted Saturday Night Live this weekend. Get ready for a torrent of capital letters, friends!

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Justin Bieber New Haircut picture

The singer Justin Bieber’s signature mop-top hairstyle has crept ever shorter, knocking off a millimeter here and a millimeter there. Did he cut it or didn’t he? It’s a question that Justin Bieber fans have been debating the past few months. But when Justin turned out in N.Y.C. this weekend for the launch of his memoir First Step 2 Forever: My Story, it seemed that all those micro-trims had taken his coif over the tipping point–giving his overall look a shorter, neater appearance. And whil

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Another Coffee Date for Jake & Taylor

Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal , Taylor Swift , Hook Ups , Gossip / Rumors After being spotted getting cozy at a coffee shop in Tennessee this weekend, rumored couple Jake Gyllenhaal , 29, and Taylor Swift , 20, enjoyed another intimate cup of joe at the Frothy Monkey in Nashville this morning. Sources tell us the duo have been… Read more

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