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Out Of Pocket: Nekkid Grandmama Offers Her Geriatric Poon To Cops As She Gets Popped For Child Neglect!

Grandmas can be hoes too Unclothed Grandmother Arrested For Offer Herself To Officers Via NYDailyNews An Indiana grandmother with a record of prostitution was arrested after she allegedly tried pulling her moves on police, while watching her 2-year-old granddaughter, Tuesday night. Indianapolis police officers arrested Jacqueline Burse, 53, around midnight on preliminary charges of neglect of a dependent and resisting law enforcement, local media reported. Responding to a call from the toddler’s other grandmother — who believed that Burse might have been drunk while watching the child — police arrived at the city’s Dollar Inn around 10:30 p.m. When Burse opened the door, she and the toddler were naked. The nude woman cursed at officers and did not respond to their requests that she clothe herself. As if that isn’t bad enough… When police tried to handcuff her, she started offering sexual favors. Burse put her hands on her chest and tried to wrap one of her legs around an officer, according to a police report obtained by the Indianapolis Star. “Do you want some of me?” Burse allegedly asked. Throughout the confrontation she continued cursing and, at one point, started screaming without making any words. Police later got Burse in handcuffs and called Child Protective Services for the toddler. Apparently this woman has been arrested for everything from drugs to slangin’ her box on the block. Jail is definitely the best place for her. Image via RTV6

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Out Of Pocket: Nekkid Grandmama Offers Her Geriatric Poon To Cops As She Gets Popped For Child Neglect!

In White Folks News: Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron “Diss” Chelsea Handler, “You Like Black Guys, White Guys, Whoever’s Around” [Video]

MC Gwyneth Paltrow and DJ Jazzy Cameron Diaz ladies and gentlemen… Gwyneth Paltrow And Cameron Diaz Diss Chelsea Handler In Rap Video “You like black guys, white guys, whoever’s around. Your bedroom looks like it’s a lost and found. We kinda like you because you’re blonde like us, but we can’t hang wit’ you in public ’cause you drink too much!”- MC Gwyneth Paltrow

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Wyclef “Suspect” Charity Shut Down, Being Investigated by State of New York Inbox

We always new something was up with this shady azz mafuckah! After doggin’ Lauryn , running for Presidency of his beloved home country, hookin’ up his boo-thang mistress through his organization, and paying himself ridiculously high performance fees in the name of ‘fundraising’, Wyclef’s Yele Haiti charity has been officially shut the fawk DOWN!!! According to Gawker: …Yele Haiti was the beneficiary of a massive flood of donations in the wake of the Haiti earthquake in 2010—more than $16 million in that year alone. All the money brought scrutiny, and in turned out that Wyclef had used the charity to pay himself rent for space in his studio, award himself $100,000 to perform at a Yele Haiti fundraiser, pay $105,000 to his mistress, cancelled one fundraiser because Yele couldn’t meet his fee for playing, and was generally incapable of providing the sort of disaster relief Haiti desperately needed in the wake of the earthquake. Now, the Times’ Deborah Sontag reports, the charity has finally called it quits, “leaving a trail of debts, unfinished projects and broken promises.” A New York state attorney general investigation is currently underway into the group’s finances, and “has already found financial improprieties,” according to Sontag. A forensic audit found that nearly 10% of Yele’s income from 2005 to 2009 was improperly funneled to Jean and his friends. The forensic audit examined $3 million of the charity’s 2005 to 2009 expenses and found $256,580 in illegitimate benefits to Mr. Jean and other Yéle board and staff members as well as improper or potentially improper transactions. These included $24,000 for Mr. Jean’s chauffeur services and $30,763 for a private jet that transported Lindsay Lohan from New Jersey to a benefit in Chicago that raised only $66,000. Sontag turned up plenty of other examples of Jean’s profligacy: $600,000 spent on Yele’s Haiti headquarters, which are now abandoned. More than $300,000 on “landscaping.” More than $400,000 spent on food and beverages. Hundreds of thousands on projects that simply never happened: Some of Yéle’s programming money went to projects that never came to fruition: temporary homes for which it prepaid $93,000; a medical center to have been housed in geodesic domes for which it paid $146,000; the revitalization of a plaza in the Cité Soleil slum, where supposed improvements that cost $230,000 are nowhere to be seen. If you want to help Haiti, give your money to Partners in Health. WTF. Why the hell are you charging your charity for your dayum car services and Blohan’s private jet?? The next time you think about donating to some celebs ‘charity’, do your research first. Images via Getty

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Illegal Booty Injections Leave Woman Limbless!!

Oh Lawd…why can’t we be happy with what our Mama’s gave us? How many women out there do you think have considered getting injections so they could be dubbed ‘Ms. Fat Booty’ too?? According to Essence : Teased by her family and friends about her flat “pancake” booty, Apryl Michelle Brown had always been insecure about her backside. Once she got enough money, she told herself, she’d buy herself a better one. “I didn’t know if I wanted to look like Janet Jackson or J. Lo,” the Los Angeles cosmetologist, 46, says in an exclusive interview featured in the November issue of ESSENCE magazine. “I just wanted a new, bigger booty.” Tragically, her quest for curves cost her all her limbs and almost her life. In 2004, Brown says she paid a “pumper,” an unlicensed person, to inject industrial-grade silicone into her buttocks. Brown can’t recall how much the woman actually charged — maybe $500, maybe $1,000 — but over time, she says, the area became intensely irritated and painful, and the skin blackened. By early 2006 she says the silicone had hardened, causing severe pain and infection, ultimately requiring her to have lifesaving amputation of her limbs last year. Now adjusting to her new life with prosthetics, Brown shares her story — and her warning for others tempted to check out “pumping parties” — with writer Amy Elisa Keith in ESSENCE. “I was left here for a purpose,” she says. “I have to get the word out so that nobody else makes this choice.” We hope Apryl’s story is a warning that’s taken seriously. Has society and the media made women that insecure? Images via Essence/Kawai Matthews

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Epitome Of A Bad Mom Gets 99 Years In Prison For Gluing 2 Year-Old Daughter’s Hands To The Wall And Beating Her Into A Coma

All of this… over potty training. A Dallas woman who beat her 2-year-old daughter and glued the toddler’s hands to a wall because she was struggling with potty training was sentenced Friday to 99 years in prison. Family members in the courtroom sobbed loudly as the judge announced Elizabeth Escalona’s punishment. Escalona pleaded guilty in July to felony injury to a child, but her mother and sister had asked the court for leniency on her behalf. Dallas County prosecutor Eren Price said the 23-year-old mother of five had not taken responsibility for her actions. “Elizabeth lies to hide the evil,” Price said. Defense attorney Angie N’Duka repeated that Escalona was not a monster and that she was deserving of probation or a short sentence. “She is no monster. She can be redeemed. She can be helped,” N’Duka said during closing arguments. N’Duka said Escalona asked, “What about my children?” after the sentence was announced. Price said Escalona will be eligible for parole in 30 years. N’Duka said she plans to appeal. Escalona’s family has acknowledged their dismay and anger following the attack, but her sister and her mother nonetheless asked the judge for leniency. Does this horrible mom deserve 99 years for her crime? Source

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WTF?? Wisconsin State Rep. Roger Rivard Says “Some Girls Rape Easy” In Regards To High School Teenager Sex Abuse Case

This guy…SMFH Wisconsin State Rep. Richard Rivard Makes Offensive Comment About Women’s Rape Via JSOnline A state representative is drawing heat for saying that his father had told him when he was young that “some girls rape easy” as a way to warn him that a woman could agree to sex but then later claim that it wasn’t consensual. Freshman Rep. Roger Rivard (R-Rice Lake) in December discussed a case with the Chetek Alert newspaper in which a 17-year-old high school senior was charged with sexual assault for having sex with an underage girl in the school’s band room. The newspaper quoted him as saying his father warned him, “Some girls rape easy” – meaning that after the fact they can change what they say about whether sex was consensual. On Wednesday, Rivard told the Journal Sentinel that the article did not provide full context of his comments and that his father’s exact words had been slightly different from how they appeared in the Chetek Alert. He told the Journal Sentinel that his father had advised him not to have premarital sex, and he took that seriously. “He also told me one thing, ‘If you do (have premarital sex), just remember, consensual sex can turn into rape in an awful hurry,’ ” Rivard said. “Because all of a sudden a young lady gets pregnant and the parents are madder than a wet hen and she’s not going to say, ‘Oh, yeah, I was part of the program.’ All that she has to say or the parents have to say is it was rape because she’s underage. And he just said, ‘Remember, Roger, if you go down that road, some girls,’ he said, ‘they rape so easy.’ Bruh, we get that some girls have tried to claim a false rape in the past, but surely there is a better way to express that than this.

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WTF?? Wisconsin State Rep. Roger Rivard Says “Some Girls Rape Easy” In Regards To High School Teenager Sex Abuse Case

Put On Blast: Author Angela Stanton Reveals That The 18-Year-Old That Deion Sanders Was Chopping Down Is Her Daughter!

What happens in the darkness… Angela Stanton Says Deion Sanders Was Cheating On His Wife With Is Her Daughter Apparently author Angela Stanton is a pro at putting folks on blizzast when they have dirt to hide ( *side-eyes Phaedra Parks* ). Yesterday, Angela hopped on Twitter to expose Deion Sanders as the “womanizing pervert” that his estranged wife, Pilar, has said he is . Stanton claims that the 18-year-old girl that Deion was cheating on Pilar with is her daughter, Aleea. Hit the flipper to see what else Angela had to say on the subject.

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Put On Blast: Author Angela Stanton Reveals That The 18-Year-Old That Deion Sanders Was Chopping Down Is Her Daughter!

Cam Newton Is So Hot That He Inspired A Belk Inc. Men’s Line

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To Which Buxom Blonde Do These Semi-Latina Cakes Belong???

Shawty swing our waaaaaaay… Christina Aguilera Rocks Skin-Tight Purple Dress To AMA Nomination Announcements Christina Aguilera poured this dress on at the AMA nominations announcements in Hollyweird last night and cotDAMN is she thick nowadays! We’re not sure if it’s In-And-Out Burger, black beans and rice, or what, but it’s got Christina stacked like the international house of pancakes. The only warning we’ll issue to X-tina is that it’s all fun and games until you get diagnosed with diabetes. Just because the “Hot Now” light is on doesn’t mean you have to run up in the Krispy Kreme and hi-jack the joint… Lawd Jesus, help his hungry heffa… Images via SplashNews

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Wild Out: Kony 2012 Filmmaker Jason Russell Tells Oprah His Bucket Nekkid Breakdown Was An “Out Of Body Experience”

Out of body or out of your mind? Jason Russell Describes His Mental Breakdown You may remember when Kony 2012 director Jason Russell spazzed the fawk out back in March, well Oprah has reached out the raving lunatic in a another sad attempt to save her struggle-channel OWN to give him chance to tell his story. Via NYDailyNews : Seven months after he became a household name, Jason Russell is hoping to be a viral sensation once again – preferably with his clothes on this time. After shooting to fame with the release of his film “Kony 2012” in March, which racked up 100 million YouTube views in less than a week, Russell eclipsed his own project just 10 days later when a video of his naked meltdown on a San Diego street corner exploded online. Now the controversial filmmaker is back with a new movie about the Ugandan warlord Joseph Kony, and he wants to set the record straight about his former flameout. “It’s hard to explain if people have never had an out of body experience, but it really wasn’t me,” he told Oprah of his meltdown, in an interview for “Oprah’s Next Chapter” that aired on Sunday. “That wasn’t me, that person on the street corner ranting and raving and naked, is not me. That’s not who I am.” He goes on to say: “My mind couldn’t stop thinking about the future. I literally thought I was responsible for the future of humanity,” he told the “Today” show on Monday. “It started to go into a point where my mind finally turned against me and there was a moment where, click, I was not in control of my mind or my body.” “I thought, ‘I have to get to New York in the next 12 hours.’ That’s what I thought,” he told Oprah. “’Because I have to stop the war.’ So I ran out to the front and I think I was trying to ask cars to take me to the airport. In my underwear.” In response to accusations of him being gay and “self-pleasuring” himself during his blackout Russell says: …he said he was simply “theatrical” and denied rumors that he had performed a lewd act during his meltdown. “There were rumors of masturbation, but no one who was there ever said that that was happening,” he told Oprah, according to The Hollywood Reporter. “I’m naked so it’s not a far extension of imagination that that would be happening but, no, I don’t remember any of that, and no one we knew there said that I was. I don’t remember anything except like a half-second. I don’t.” Russell was later diagnosed as having a psychotic breakdown that caused temporary insanity, and says he has been doing yoga and therapy to recover. Bruh, you were running around nekkid. Yoga can’t save you in real life. Besides all that, this whole thing just seems like an attention-sloring publicity stunt to promote these flicks, and Oprah silly azz is going right along with it. SMH Image via OWN

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Wild Out: Kony 2012 Filmmaker Jason Russell Tells Oprah His Bucket Nekkid Breakdown Was An “Out Of Body Experience”