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Julianne Hough in Women’s Health of the Day

If you’re wondering how Julianne Hough stays healthy, you don’t have to read Women’s Health, because I have the inside scoop right here… It’s a mix of slutty stripper dancing for rich men, until they notice her, and want to fuck her so bad, you know dancers and their bodies and the way they move can be hypnotic, and cost you a lot of money per song, for many songs, after they trick you into sticking in the booth……. Only in her situation, she trick them into committing to her through the cocktease hip gyrating, so that she can be presented as the girlfriend in the media, which is great for business and career….and also justification for the cocaine fueled anal sex nights you know they had…. So dance, cocaine, rich men, repeat…and here she is having some bootleg photoshoot for some bootleg magazine, because she’s bootleg… The post Julianne Hough in Women’s Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy

I have no real gossip or shit to talk on Britt Maren…I don’t even know who she is… The only thing I do know…is that she’s got no nipples.. I am not sure if it is a birth defect, or if it is a product of cancer treatment, or maybe she pulled the Angelina Jolie and opted to get her nipples chopped off because they were either weird, long, inverted, and the Barbie Doll look is better for business, especially if she’s older than the free the nipple movement, where nipples had be censored….because clearly nasty gal is progressive as one of the biggest online retailers, and they’d never censor nipples to appease the Christians…because on the internet…magic happens… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britt Maren Has No Nipples for Nasty Gal of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day

Alaina Huffman is a Canadian actress I’ve never met, even though there are only a couple hundred people in Canada, who all get together a plot the maple syrup takeover, in our igloos, while riding polar bears….and eating beaver…. But if I knew she had a fat womanly ass, I would have probably made more effort….but it’s too late now, she’s got a job, doesn’t live on the streets, and is too fancy for me in places that require bikinis, that aren’t strip clubs… I guess her big fat ass is just another example of my failures… The post Alaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the DayAlaina Huffman Bikini Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler’s Bath Time of the Day

Chelsea Handler is an attention seeking comedian, who’s best joke is her mocking attention seeking fame whores, by being one… It’s the kind of Parody that people like Perez Hilton did, yes I just referenced Perez Hilton, he’s on Chelsea Handler’s level of importance, a celebrity blogger who was so obsessed with being a celebrity that he hated celebrities, only to become a celebrity, who is now doing stage shows as an actor, as life has a funny way of working out for people…who aren’t me… This hustle worked for her years ago, many years ago, and is the reason she had a career, but instead of doing it behind closed doors like when she was cute, now she’s doing it publicly…because it makes more noise I guess… So here she is taking a bath, even though she can’t wash the filth off her, that she’s in her blood stream….but some people, mainly inbred farmers find washing pigs erotic…so here.. The post Chelsea Handler’s Bath Time of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day

This is the cheesiest shoot I’ve seen in a long time…it’s for Men’s Health magazine, not necessarily a magazine known for their artistic creative direction, you know it’s not the Vogue for men, where you’d expect anything deeper or more interesting than a girl in a bikini, that they throw some Dollar Tree props at to distract from her average face, you know figuring people only care about her tits, cuz the rest of her is pretty broken down, so put her in a bikini, it’s good enough…. I’ve seen better concepts on instagram with nobodies, which Charlotte McKinney is, an instagram nobody, who just scammed her way on TV, and will fade out into obscurity, but not before bedding the right rich guy who love big nobody tits… I’m not a fan of Florida trash, rich or not…I’m also not a fan of a girl getting on TV, without paying any dues, other than fucking the right exec or his friend… Charlotte McKinney makes no sense, and either do these pics.. The post Charlotte McKinney’s Huge Tits and Shitty Face in MensHealth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day

I guess shemademe is a bikini line, or a lingerie line, out of Australia, the land of the hottest, most fun, drunk and party girls built for the beach…not that these models are Australian, but they are amazing, and the guys shooting them are doing a pretty good job making me want to both endorse this brand, and be their assistant, getting them coffee, just to be invited on set one day to watch this magic, assuming I would ever work for someone else, or that I would leave my couch, I mean this isn’t that good…but it’s better than most and that should count for something… I guess what I’m trying to say is that this brand makes me horny…and as an impotent man, that is both frustrating….and amazing…because I’m also a desensitized man who’s tried to masturbate to some of the darkest of porn, only to realize a few years ago that porn sucks, but fashion is everything, like this kind of fashion and its old school erotica vibe… Is this Playboy in the 70s? Or a brand…I don’t know… The post Hot Bikini Brand’s Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy

What does the world need less of? Not carbon footprint, waste, global warming, use of oil….racism, confederate flags, tansfats and corn syrup leading to obesity….STDs… Not big business controlling our consumption, conspiracy theories, or the government controlling us by keeping us broke, sick and tired…we don’t need less feminsts, trans olympians…or Kardashians and tabloid fodder as a whole… The world is a horrible meaningless place filled with shit, shitty people, and a horrible infrastructure….but all that’s fine… As far as I’m concerned, what the world needs less of is Lady Gaga Spread eagled on social media…that is what the world needs less of, so I’ll just draw more attention to it… Here’s her tit getting pizza the other day..no one cares… The post Lady Gaga’s Piano Erotica of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote of the Day

Bella Thorne is making the rounds right now, mainly because she’s a 17 year old Disney star and at 17, all these Disney Stars come out of the woodwork and start slutting themselves ou tto the media HARD….I assume someone at the Disney team tell them to do this, because like clockwork, this just keeps happening, Disney Star after Disney Star… I guess they know creepy dads and perverts watch them and want them and the best scandal is one where they innocently show off their hormones-in-the-food booties.. Their mom’s cultivated them aggressively to be this star, and they won’t let it go to waste….not now, not after they’ve gone this far as a family.. That said, INTOUCH Weekly did an interview with her and this was the quote you can masturabte to : My favorite thing to do is sit in my bed with my mom Because if you know anything about stage moms, they’ve done a great job brainwashing their kids to be performers…willing to do anything they can to make it… Here’s her dance video.. A video posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jun 25, 2015 at 4:02am PDT Here are some pics of her from social media… The post Bella Thorne’s Fetish Quote of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katy Perry’s Belly on a Yacht Party of the Day

Katy Perry is having a yacht party on the Zaliv III that you can see pics of

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Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day

The rumor is that this is Chloe Moretz…some girl from some comic book movie that secured herself with fans for life thanks to that comic book movie because people who are into comic book movies…or comics in general are obsessive socially awkward sexually frustrated weirdos who never give up…they are the reason Star Trek conventions exist….and possibly the reason technology exists, but I like to think that is from negotiations with aliens… That said, this is supposed to be her new tattoo…and if it is, she’s a fucking idiot. There’s nothing more disgusting than a girl polluted by tattoos…the only thing interesting about tattooes is distraction from average looks, and if you’re under 25 and missed the whole tattoo movement…it’s probably best to stay pure…it’s substantially sexier like that…and that’s a scientific fact so don’t try arguing with me…. I guess it isn’t her…but these are her panties… The post Chloe Moretz Has a New Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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