Miranda Kerr is normally featured on the site as a guide for you to follow in how to bed a billionaire being a “model”… It looks like she was smart enough to not take any birth control, to let the frat boy over at Snapchat cum inside her….knowing that the child support from a second man with money…this time a billionaire…because she only does billionaires after the whole actor thing being a homoerotic and emotionally weird situation…is pretty fucking lucrative bother before and after the divorce…now all she has to do is get that wedding done and she’s officially set, not that she isn’t already… I guess this is what happens when your ex boyfriend and fellow Australian, who virtually runs Hollywood, drops you for Mariah Carey…you go after the first nerdy Billionaire you can find and swallow his cum with your pussy…. My kind of whore…but not really, my actual kind of whore is the 5 dollar kind… TO SEE THE REST OF NEW YORK FASHION WEEK CLICK HERE The post Miranda Kerr’s Billionaire Baby of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
ESPN Graphics Producer Ted Brown Dead At 36 This weekend ESPN suffered a major loss when 36-year-old graphics producer Ted Brown was unable to be revived after being hit with a heart attack while covering the Australian Open in Melbourne. Broadcaster Chris Fowler delivered a moving speech dedicated to his colleague, who was described by coworkers as “a complete professional” and an excellent karaoke singer: Our friend and colleague, Ted Brown, is gone much too soon. We send all of our best wishes to his family. https://t.co/xTYOhX0Rax — SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) January 25, 2016 “You’ve seen and appreciated Ted’s work even if you didn’t realize it,” Fowler added. “When confronted with something like this, Ted would have tried to get on with his job the best way he could and that’s what we will do.” Brown is survived by his wife Erin and two-year-old son Henry who live in Connecticut. Our thoughts and prayers are with his family and friends during this difficult time. Facebook
Once upon a time, royals married royals with the intention of keeping power in the family and/or creating alliances. What they didn’t realize then was that it was incestuous and, well, a little creepy. Most of today’s royal families are descended from Queen Victoria, whose 9 children married relatives in other European kingdoms to keep the lineage strong. Queen Elizabeth II is married to her third cousin, the Duke of Edinburgh, though their union was born out of love. This brings us to modern-day royals, who prefer to water down their DNA with those who don’t share a link to Victoria. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are a prime example, as are Crown Prince Pavlos and Crown Princess Marie-Chantal of Greece and Denmark. The latter couple have five children, the eldest of which is a gorgeous 19-year-old blond studying at NYU. Her name is Princess Marie-Olympia, but she goes simply by Olympia. Australian tabloid New Idea recently linked Olympia to Prince Harry, declaring that he has found love, and everyone approves. “Harry has fallen head over-heels with Maria-Olympia,” someone pretending to be a “royal insider” claims . “He’s absolutely smitten. They’ve been on a string of dates and are planning to go skiing in Switzerland before Easter.” Said insider gives credit to Harry’s younger cousin, Princess Beatrice for introducing him to Olympia, who was raised in London. Beatrice also set up Harry with his ex-girlfriend, Cressida Bonas. The magazine reports that “Wills and Kate love Maria-Olympia and think she is Harry’s best girlfriend yet. “They can’t believe how happy and settled Harry is thanks to Maria-Olympia being in his life – before she came along, he always seemed quite restless, but now he’s much more content.” So, a little background on how Harry and Olympia are related, albeit very distantly. Harry’s grandmother and Olympia’s grandfather are both great-great-great-great-great grandchildren of King George II. Olympia is Queen Victoria’s great-great-great-great granddaughter through the Greek royal line. Harry, 31, is Queen Victoria’s great-great-great-great grandson Prince Philip, was born a prince of Greece and Denmark before becoming a naturalized British citizen in 1947. Constantine II is one of Prince William’s godfathers, and the Queen attended Marie-Chantal and Pavlos’ 1995 wedding at Hampton Court Palace in London. After Olympia’s younger brother, Constantine-Alexios was born in 1998, the crown princely couple asked William to be a godfather, according to The Duchess Diary . Whether it’s because they’re a little too related for comfort, or due to an 11-year age gap, royal sources have firmly denied any relationship between Harry and Olympia. True, she’s a blond and fits his type , and his own parents were 12 years apart, but the story is too asinine to be real. View Slideshow: 16 Times Prince Harry Made Us Royally Swoon
Shanina Shaik is Australian…but her genetic breakdown, because you’re a racist and can’t look at a bitch for the level of elegance and sophistication and beauty she is…is a Lithuanian, Paki and Saudi…. Her vagina breakdown is Tyson Beckford and probably a lot of other people, who was up in it…and possibly the reason she exists as a model, but who knows or cares….because she’s instagram modeling…booty posing like a low hanging fruit seeking slut…and I love that in a woman trying to make it in the world…I love that talent and everything else is thrown out the window and it all boils down to how round the booty is.. We are moving in the right direction as a people… The post Shanina Shaik Ass in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Shanina Shaik is Australian…but her genetic breakdown, because you’re a racist and can’t look at a bitch for the level of elegance and sophistication and beauty she is…is a Lithuanian, Paki and Saudi…. Her vagina breakdown is Tyson Beckford and probably a lot of other people, who was up in it…and possibly the reason she exists as a model, but who knows or cares….because she’s instagram modeling…booty posing like a low hanging fruit seeking slut…and I love that in a woman trying to make it in the world…I love that talent and everything else is thrown out the window and it all boils down to how round the booty is.. We are moving in the right direction as a people… The post Shanina Shaik Ass in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am not really well versed on Plus Sized models or the Plus Sized model industry, I just know it is massive…literally…and girls everywhere with pretty faces are flocking to it…because it’s the time to shine as a bigger girl…. Nothing wrong with that….all half naked vagina is good vagina, I am just not well versed in it, or on Plus Sized porn stars, or BBW porn…because it is not really a fetish of mine, I married a fat woman and she ruined fat girls, or big girls for me forever…they now terrify me…only because I though there would be premature death involved…ather than wiping the SLAG”s ass, because if I don’t no one will, and couches and bed sheets and my nose hate that….the lies the media tell us when it comes to fat… I assumed that Sports Illustrated was the hub of the plus sized models, they had a corner on the market that they they pretend aren’t plus sized, even though they are much bigger than this model… Her name is Laura Wells, and apparently she’s in the top 2 Australia plus sied models…and she doesn’t even look that big, she just has big boobs, which I guess in being plus sized, that’s the benefit….big tits to stare at and eat…along with eating…because they don’t need to starve themselves…and eating is fun…albeit expensive…..something anyone you know who bangs fat girls will brag about…”but dude…her tits are bigger than my head”…as a justification for banging a fat girl… < =a href="https://www.instagram.com/iamlaurawells/?hl=en" target="_blank"> Laura Wells is not even a fat girl…I feel like calling her plus sized she just not a skinny, morbid, skeletal fashion model…is insane…and I am the first to call a girl plus sized…because making girls feel fat and inadequate helps me get sex…but I guess it is because she’s Australian and they have different standards seeing as they live on a beach and aren’t American diabetic fast food eating pigs…so she’s just slotted into the plus sized because of a formality, before actually plus sized with fat girls happened…even though there are girls on instagram in bikinis getting campaigns bigger than this….including Kylie Jenner. But she does have tits…that our friend ART PROVOCATIVE got to shoot and share with us…and I love tits…. The post Laura Wells by Art Provocative of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I’ve written a lot of pretty funny, amazing, genius things about this Bella Thorne girl, but luckily no one reads this site, so I can say it again, and also, can one Bella Thorne, at what I assume will be a 50 plus compound in Florida in the next 8 years, when she fades away when the world finds out she’s in her 40s, pretending to be 18 and it is working because people are such morons these days, they believe everything they are told because they want to believe… She’s a Florida trash hippie child, exploited by her parents, unless she’s the mom who was doing the exploiting trying to prove a point to her hipster daughters, that are now her hipster sisters, who tried to make it and didn’t quite make it are actually her kids…you can never know with white trash… Well, she looks good for 40, and the papaprazzi and perverts everywhere who I guess watched her shitty Disney Show are all about her..so let’s celebrate her success…in her tight skirt.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne Walking on the Mean Streets of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Gemma Ward was a massive model a few years ago…I’m thinking 5 years ago..and then she virtually disappeared…until today…today is her big coming out party…but not in a homo at your high school way, in more of a “hey look, I’m old but still hot”… She is probably best known for being Australian, for having sex with Heath Ledger, for being in the movie The Strangers in doll face…because all models want to act to seemingly have more purpose…or maybe she’s not known at all, and I guess she doesn’t need to be, because she’s made millions off her look and sometimes that’s all the stamp of approval you need in this pre-instagram, doesn’t care about likes because she’s done it without social media…world… Well she’s back..she’s also a mom…which ruins everything, mainly her vagina, but models are pretty slutty, so that was probably already ruined long ago.. Here she is for Vogue Australa.. The post Gemma Ward for Old Times in Vogue Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Really Vogue? I thought Vogue was a premium magazine, the kind of magazine that makes the trends, and doesn’t follow the trends. You know they are the ones who see every designer out there and say “this one gives us ad money, let’s say his coat is the trend of the season, and then we can go to all the other designers and sell them bigger campaigns for the same results, because everything in the media is a fucking ad, since the advertising control revenues”…. I didn’t think Vogue was some bullshit tabloid, bottom feeders…who have decided to feature the bootleg siblings of the more famous “models”… This is Kyle, Bella and Lottie (Kate Moss’ sister) and not Kendall, Gigi and Kate Moss…because I guess it makes for a fun sisterly story in a world where none of this shit matters, but these idiots think it does… Garbage masturbatory bullshit perpetuating these idiots… The post Kylie Jenner, Bella Hadid, and Lottie Moss for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In February of this year, Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis dumped some Duth model for this Wanessa Milhomem….in May of this year… Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis dumped dumped Wanessa Milhomem for some blonde chick… Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis is 52 while Wanessa Milhomem is 22 or 23….and I think that’s a friendly reminder to men everywhere to get rich, because when you’re rich, you will be able to fuck models too.. The reason, it’s a competitive industry, there are millions of hot enough girls in the worlds, hundreds of thousands who are hot and talented enough to be instagram models, tens of thousands vapid enough to be instagram models…while all of them…will date rich guys to help their career, lifestyle, etc…it’s just a fact…throw fame in the mix, and the model pussy, all model pussy…is yours…even if they aren’t even fans of your music…even if your fame is low level…but you have money to back it up…Girls fucking love that shit… Now I’ve never heard of Wanessa Milhomem…I’m going to assume she’s like other mail order bride models…..she’s fucking hot, I trolled her instagram HERE …and she’s doing topless campaigns for god knows what…and who cares..I’m into it.. The post Wanessa Milhomem Topless for Some brand of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
