These days, the television landscape is populated by so many quirky families engaging in wacky, “unscripted” behavior than when we look back on a show like The Osbournes, it’s hard to understand why it was such a cultural phenomenon. But while the MTV series that focused on Ozzy and his then unknown wife and children certainly wasn’t the first reality show, it was the first to encourage us to root for hot-tempered, entitled egomaniacs who we’d probably hate in real life. Without the Osbournes, we may have never had Jersey Shore or even (gasp!) Keeping Up With the Kardashians! The Osbournes Return to TV! So perhaps it’s out of respect for the show’s legacy (or in hopes of recreating its then-record breaking ratings) that VH1 has decided to bring The Osbournes back to television. Of course, things have changed a bit since the show went first went of the air in 2005: Sharon Osbourne hosts The Talk on CBS, and she’s not the only one to carve out a post-Osbournes television career for herself… Daughter Kelly Osbourne co-hosts Fashion Police on E!, and has quickly gained respect as a designer and all-around fashionista. Sadly, Jack Osbourne was diagnosed with MS in 2012, but he remains active, and in the past two years alone, Jack has gotten married, had a daughter, and produced a documentary about his father. Ozzy, of course, remains Ozzy, but we’re sure most fans wouldn’t have it any other way. VH1 hasn’t set a definitive release date yet, but The Osbournes will reportedly return some time in 2015. 23 Biggest Douchebags on Reality TV 1. Jon Gosselin Jon Gosselin is one of the most frequent results if you run a Google image search on “reality TV douchebag.” True story.
Kelly Osbourne has mastered the bikini selfie for social media by taking her 500 pound body and making it look like it isn’t 500 pounds and I guess they call this “secret internet fatty” moves, which is really the foundation of the internet social media profile – dating profiles – something that if I met girls off the internet I would discover was fact – you know that 700 pictures and 8 apps to photoshop yourself so that your pictures look like they are out of a magazine…lie..that you sext with…but I don’t fuck with internet people because they are all fucking weird…yes I am the normal…
For E!, the show must go on. Two weeks after the death of Joan Rivers , the network announced on Friday that Fashion Police will return to the air without its beloved late star. “We are deeply saddened by the loss of Joan Rivers and, for the last two weeks, have turned our attention to honoring her memory on all of our platforms,” E! said via statement, continuing: “We have also thought long and hard about what Joan would have wanted as it pertains to the future of Fashion Police. We decided, with Melissa Rivers’ blessing, that Joan would have wanted the franchise to continue. “Fashion Police will return in 2015 commencing with Golden Globes coverage on Monday, Jan. 12. No further details will be announced at this time.” The weekly celebrity style roundup, we presume, will still be co-hosted by Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne and George Kotsiopoulos. Earlier this week, Rancic had said she was uncertain about the show’s future and that E! was “looking at different scenarios.” On Friday evening, meanwhile, E! aired a 90-minute a “Fashion Police: Celebrating Joan” special. On the program, daughter Melissa Rivers talked about her mother’s impact, revealing that President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama sent her their condolences. “I received a hand-written note saying ‘Not only did she make us laugh, she made us think,'” the proud daughter said, a big smile on her face. Joan Rivers Photos: One of a Kind 1. R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014) R.I.P. Joan Rivers (1933-2014). She will never be forgotten.
POTUS and FLOTUS got love for mean azz Joan Barack And Michelle Obama Send Condolences To Melissa Rivers After Joan Rivers Passing Via HollywoodReporter Countless figures have paid tribute to Joan Rivers following her death at age 81 earlier this month, but daughter Melissa Rivers said she received personal condolences from President Barack Obama. The late comedy legend’s daughter made the comment during her first public appearance since her mother’s death, in E!’s Fashion Police: Celebrating Joan special, airing Friday night. “She affected so many people, and people you would never expect to have humor,” Melissa explains, alongside Kelly Osbourne, Giuliana Rancic and George Kotsiopoulos. “I received a letter from the White House, President Obama, someone who was often a target of her jokes, as was Mrs. Obama, but I received a handwritten note, saying, ‘Not only did she make us laugh, she made us think.’ “ Osbourne added, “If it wasn’t for your mother, I wouldn’t be able to be me. My mother wouldn’t be able to be her. Any outspoken, independent woman wouldn’t be who they are if it wasn’t for women like Joan paving the way.” The 90-minute special Fashion Police: Celebrating Joan airs on E! on Friday at 8 p.m. Watch the clip here. We noticed a lot of Joan Rivers hate in the comments after she died. If the Obamas aren’t mad, then you should probably chill out too. Image via WENN/AP
Kelly Osbourne has embraced some wacky methods to drop a whopping 70 pounds: everything from calorie-burning hula-hoop parties to following the Reverse Diet #x0028;eating pizza for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner#x0029;. Now she’s Hollywood’s poster girl for a U.K. weight loss craze called the mushroom diet, aka the M-Plan, touted as a way to shed pounds without losing your curves. After Osbourne#39;s success, superstar Katy Perry also got on board, giving the diet a major buzz boost when she t
Fat Kelly Osbourne decided to flash her ass in a thong to instagram, and unlike my instagram when I post a thong, she wasn’t deleted, because she’s Kelly Osbourne and in turn a huge TV star and by huge, I mean literally huge, I remember her in the fat years, and no matter what color her hair is, she’ll always be that hungry thing feeding… I am sure she’s a lovely person, I mean how could someone mooning the internet, living off a trust fund, pretty much set for life, yet still working be a bad person. This is the kind of thing we want from a girl…so if anything…I should be celebrating her….yet for some reason I hate this, but I’d still buy the panties…if she was to sell them on ebay for charity…and I guess so would every Ozzy fan who loves him so much that masturbating to his daughter…is less gay and even less weird, but barely…than masturbating to him…
It is all over for Olivia Munn and Joel Kinnaman. The couple of two years split a few months ago, sources have confirmed to Us Weekly, with an insider saying “distance” played a major role in the break-up. “They ended things a few months ago, but both seem fine ,” a mole tells the tabloid. “He’s back filming in Toronto and she’s now in L.A. for good.” Kinnaman is best known for his role as Robocop and also for playing a detective on The Killing. Munn, meanwhile, got her major break on The Daily Show and is now the best part of HBO’s The Newsroom. As recently as February, the stars were seen together in New York, acting all sweet at a Knicks game. The actor then referred to Munn as a “hoot” and “a lot of fun” during an appearance on Today. Munn’s dating history include Brad Richards, Justin Timberlake and Chris Pine, so we’re guessing she bounces back just fine in this case. Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm. View As List 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm. 2. Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin “consciously uncoupled” in March of 2014. She’s been accused of cheating and he supposedly hates L.A. 3. Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson This is actually the second break-up for Uma Thurman and Arpad Busson. The third time’s usually the charm, so maybe there’s another reunion and break-up on their horizon. 4. Brandy and Ryan Press Brandy Norwood ended her engagement to Ryan Press citing the need to “find herself” before settling down. 5. Katy Perry and John Mayer Notoriously private couple Katy Perry and John Mayer announced their 2014 split at the height of speculation that the two would get engaged this year. 6. Sara Kapfer and Cuba Gooding, Jr. After 20 years of marriage, Sara Kapfer left Cuba Gooding, Jr. citing “irreconcilable differences.” 7. Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald split after 2 years of marriage. The couple had been living apart for 6 months prior to the filing. 8. Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov Johnny Weir and Victor Voronov announced their separation in March 2014. They announced their reconcilliation and agreement not to masturbate with others in April. 9. Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie’s announcement that they were divorcing was the actual definition of shocking. The world is pulling hard for a reconcilliation for these two and it seems likely. 10. Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran broke up right about the time his ex-girlfriend Rihanna visited him in rehab. 11. Matt and Amy Roloff The Little Couple of Little People, Big World announced their split after 26 years of marriage. They are both living and working on their farm. 12. Robin Thicke and Paula Patton High school sweethears Robin Thicke and Paula Patton announced their (totally not shocking considering his penchant for kissing women NOT his wife) split in 2014. He’s trying hard to win her back. 13. Kendall Jenner and Harry Styles What do Kendall Jenner and Taylor Swift have in common? They’ve both broken up with Harry Styles. Kendall didn’t write a song about it though. 14. Rachel Snider and Terrell Owens Rachel Snider and Terrell Owens were married for exactly two weeks before deciding to divorce making them the shortest celebrity marriage of 2014 so far. 15. David and Sue Cassidy David Cassidy’s wife, Sue Cassidy, filed for divorce after 23 years. While she’s not saying, there’s a good bet his ongoing troubles with drugs and alcohol are the cause. 16. The Captain & Tennille Looks like love didn’t keep The Captain & Tennille together. After 39 years of marriage, they called it quits. 17. Russell and Ashton Wilson Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson announced he had filed for divorce from his wife of two years, Ashton, who also happened to be his high school sweetheart, in April 2014. 18. Kelly Osbourne and Matthew Mosshart Kelly Osbourne ended her engagement to Matthew Mosshart in early 2014. Her mother, Sharon Osbourne spoke out about it publicly when Kelly herself did not because that’s what Sharon Osbourne does. 19. Selena Gomez and Kylie and Kendall Jenner So this isn’t exactly a romantic break-up, but Selena Gomez did dump Kylie and Kendall Jenner from Instagram after Coachella. 20. Joel Kinnaman and Olivia Munn Joel Kinnaman holds hands here with Olivia Munn. The couple split in April of 2014. 21. Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas parted ways in April 2014 after two years together.
Kelly Osbourne has made it clear that she’s on Team Miley and on Team Bieber . Team Paris Hilton? Not so much. After attending the Coachella Music Festival in California this weekend, Osbourne took Twitter and lashed out at her former rival with the following message: “@ParisHilton please grow up there is no need to act like a child you could of happily joined us! it’s not 2005 no one cares!” It’s unclear exactly what went down at Coachella between the D-Listers, but Great Britain’s The Daily Mirror claims it’s all Hilton’s fault.” “Kelly was sitting with some mates, minding her own business, when Paris suddenly started b–ching and moaning, and slagging her off,” a source tells that newspaper, adding: “ She was asked by someone else to join the group, but declined and swanned off. The pair didn’t speak for the rest of the weekend.” This was not what went down according to another insider, however: Paris Hilton herself! “@KellyOsbourne getting tweets about us,” the ex-reality star Tweeted today. “I’m confused, as I did not see you once this entire weekend. No clue how these stories get invented.” We’ll do our best to get to the bottom of this possible feud, while trying to decide whether or not to included these two in the following collection: 11 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming Open Slideshow 1. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest “douche” in Hollywood. Lovato’s fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up. View As List 1. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest “douche” in Hollywood. Lovato’s fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up. 2. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she’s the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people. 3. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers So much for Khloe’s appearance on E!’s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar. 4. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde Lorde doesn’t think Selena represents feminists very well. When you’re ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says! 5. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada! 6. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton Carol Alt does not see what the “hullabaloo” is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight. 7. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin’s expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line. 8. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former. 9. Sinead O’Connor vs. Miley Cyrus Yes, Sinead O’Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health. 10. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O’Donnell It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O’Donnell as a “pig.” She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around. 11. Chris Brown vs. Law Okay, maybe this feud isn’t so unexpected.
Lolo Jones may be a virgin , but that isn’t stopping the three-time Olympian from ragging on other people’s sex lives. Referring to Drake’s gig hosting the annual ESPN awards show, Lolo tweeted: “It’s amazing that Drake is hosting the @ESPYs but it’s gonna be tough for him to hand out all those awards to Rihanna’s ex-boyfriends.” Oooooh! No she didn’t! It seems now that her athletic career is at an end (Jones failed to medal in both the Summer and Winter Olympics) Lolo is trying her hand at insult comedy. We’re happy for her, but we think she may have Rihanna confused with Kim Kardashian. Yes, Rihanna dated Matt Kemp of the Dodgers and she probably even hooked up with some other athletes in the past week . But it’s Kim who’s been under more athletes than a dugout bench. The list of athletes that Kim has been romantically linked with is too long to list here, but check out the gallery below for a trip down chlamydia lane. Just keep some Purell on hand for when you’re done. As for Lolo, she’s been viciously attacked on Twitter (highlight: “Lolo Jones loses more than Ralph Nader”), but despite her name and the fact that she insulted Drake, we have yet to see a Lolo/Yolo pun. Get on it, people! 9 Guys Who Got it in with Kim Kardashian Open Slideshow 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well. View As List 1. T.J. Jackson T.J. Jackson, Michael’s nephew, was Kim’s first love. It’s believed that he was her “first” in the physical sense as well. 2. Damon Thomas Kim’s forgotten husband, music producer Damon Thomas, was married to her from 2000-04. Yes, those dates are correct! 3. Nick Cannon Nick Cannon and Kim Kardashian were a thing in 2006-07. She’s been around awhile! 4. The Game The Game said it himself recently. He is not dating Khloe Kardashian, despite the constant rumors to that effect … but he did do Kim once. 5. Ray J Ray J. One name and one additional letter say it all. When he recorded the Kim Kardashian sex tape, a superstar was born. 6. Reggie Bush After Ray J hit it first (or more like third or fourth), Kim moved on to NFL star Reggie Bush, with whom she had a long-term relationship. 7. Miles Austin Dallas Cowboys receiver Miles Austin made Kim his tight end (so to speak) in a long-distance but legitimate relationship after Reggie. 8. Kris Humphries Kim Kardashian’s second husband, Kris Humphries, was married to her only 72 days, then starred in at least that many tabloid reports after she dumped him. 9. Kanye West Kanye West put a baby in it. Then he put a ring on it. Think this romance will be Kim’s last?
