It's the only question that matters when surfing around Tinder? LEFT OR RIGHT? Based on the profile of a potential mate, users must decide whether they approve of their fellow user by swiping right… or disapprove by swiping left, hoping never to come across this latter type of individual again. We've collected a bunch of Tinder profiles below, all of which actually exist and all of which people uploaded in the hopes of winning members of the opposite sex over. But we somehow doubt these will work… 1. Oh, Jesus Any time you asked him to “nail” down a date, he’d probably get scared and run away. 2. This is Funny But also potentially dangerous. Run, fellas. RUN! 3. This is Not Funny Just scary. 4. This is Very Specific Maybe a little too specific? 5. Just Think of Miss Piggy’s Reaction She’ll be PISSED. 6. Comedy? Yes. Dressing up like a viking? No. View Slideshow
Let no one say the police in Asheville, North Carolina don't know how to have a good time. As you'll find out in the fun story below, a couple officers in this city were called on July Fourth to investigate an unusually long and allegedly illegal Slip 'N Slide. When they arrived on the scene, however, these badge-wearing heroes didn't place anyone under arrest. Instead, they placed themselves on a tube and had some fun… 1. Let’s Set the Scene A neighbor called 911 after spotting a giant Slip ‘N Slide down the street, seemingly blocking traffic. 2. The Cops Dutifully Showed Up and Investigated But they didn’t shut down the activity… they joined in! 3. WHEEEEE! “We looked at it and determined it wasn’t really an issue,” said senior officer Carrie Lee, as a neighbor captured the unexpected play time on video and then shared it on Facebook. 4. There She Goes! “The first thing I said, I said I’m not here to break up your fun,” Lee said, explaining how she and her partner then decided to partake in the fun. 5. Making Friends, Having Fun Katlen Joyce Smith’s Facebook footage of these awesome shenanigans has been viewed nearly 165,000 times. 6. Slipping and Sliding! “I still can’t handle the amazing-ness of it all,” Smith later wrote on her social media account, which blew up big time after this story spread around the Internet. View Slideshow
The following collection of text messages can be summed up in one word: OOPS! They feature folks clearly forgetting they're on a group text message exchange, often sharing pieces of information with multiple people that would have been best kept to a more intimate setting. Feel free to laugh at these snafus, but also to heed their warning: Always be sure of exactly who is on the opposite end of any text you send. You don't want to end up in our next slideshow, do you? 1. More Wanking Please UGGGH, DAD! 2. Maybe Don’t Text All Your Tinder Matches at Once Just a small piece of advice. 3. Are All Parents This Horny? We just don’t know it unless we’re on a group text with them? 4. Note the Name of This Group She better at least bring cookies to the next bible study to make up for this. 5. Such Hatred for Rita Ora What did she ever do to you? 6. Awww! Ryan for all the wins! View Slideshow
Earlier this week, we reported on the frightening news that Kim Zolciak’s 4-year-old son was attacked by a dog and hospitalized for his injuries. On Wednesday, Zolciak posted an update on her son , assuring fans that his treatment was successful, and he would be headed home from the hospital ahead of schedule. And yesterday, she was already back to posting bikini pics. If you follow her on Instagram, you know that Kim Zolciak bikini selfies are nothing new, but some fans are upset about the timing of this particular photo. Zolciak posted the photo in order to her soon-to-be-released line of swimwear, but many see it as an act if shameless vanity in the wake of a near-tragedy. Some fans took to the comments section on Kim’s IG page to let her know that they feel the time is not right to be posing in front of a mirror: “Less of these and more time watching your children!” wrote one follower. “Our hearts are still heavy, please give us an update on Kash,” commented another. Strangely, it’s not the first time that Kim has been criticized for combining her passion for beachwear with her parenting. A photo of Zolciak and her teen daughters wearing bikinis was promptly deleted from social media back in 2015 after fans pointed out that Kim there was something unseemly about the photo. Clearly, nothing will stop Kim from posting scantily-clad selfies, and we can’t blame her. After all, her look is a huge part of her brand. Going forward, however, she may want to give more thought to context before she tries to shill her products to fans. As for little Kash, Kim says his recovery is going as well as can be expected given the circumstances: “Kash is going home today earlier than expected,” she updated fans on Wednesday. “Thank you for all your comments, tweets, emails, and texts. We honestly felt all the positive energy you guys were sending and we couldn’t be more grateful.” Here’s hoping the little guy’s condition continues to improve. And maybe as a bonus, the haters will give Kim a break for a few days. Everyone deals with stress differently – and apparently some folks use bikini selfies to cope. View Slideshow: Kim Zolciak Body Selfies
We already know that certain parents out there should not be allowed to text . But even when they put their phones down, it's pretty evident that at least a handful of fathers in the world should not be allowed to remain at home alone with their kids, either. We're sure they mean well. We're also sure, however, that they shouldn't done any of this stuff with their children. Scroll down to see what we mean… 1. Heil, No! Seriously, just… no. 2. Is That Snack Really Worth This? It doesn’t even look all that appetizing. 3. We Have So Many Questions Why the kiddie pool? Why the towel when we don’t see any water in it? Overall, when it comes this scene, just: WHY?!? 4. Hurry Up and Drink, Kid! I’m about to beat my high score! 5. What, It’s Raining Out And she said she wanted to swing. 6. Trust Me, It Says You’re Batman Hehe, it’s funny to mock kids who can’t read yet. View Slideshow
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