Anyone who thinks parents and technology don't mix needs to rethink life, 'cause these texts prove that dads have it down pat. In fact, if your father is not a big texter, it might be worth getting the old man a new phone for Father's Day for the comedic potential. From bad jokes and hilariously juvenile references to autocorrect fails we can all relate to, these exchanges will leave you ROFL 24/7. And hopefully double checking the recipient before hitting send. 1. Get Some 8====D We’re definitely smiling right now. 2. Take What For a Ride? Great as that comeback by Dad was, we’re calling BS on this one. No one asks to go “for a ride” in a kayak. 3. Those … We can only imagine the term of endearment used here. 4. A Load of Lauren Is she hot? Regardless, she’s a better option than men, who are all pigs. 5. You Are LAME Dads are not afraid to tell it like it is. 6. Parental Stamp of Approval That story was so great, this father couldn’t stay mad. View Slideshow
We all love our grandparents. They are old and sweet and they love us a whole lot. But that doesn't mean they ought to be permitted to communicate via text message. Just consider the following grandfather texts as evidence that phones should be kept as far away as possible from the greatest generation… … or that they should ONLY communicate this way. These messages are either hilarious or embarrassing, depending on your point of view. 1. TMI, Gramps And may we have: TM… WHY?!? 2. What Now??? Coolest grandpa ever? 3. Yeah, But Otherwise? Get a good nap in today? 4. Hair, Chair… Give me a break, kid. I’m old! 5. Nevermind THIS is the coolest grandpa ever. 6. Grandparent Insight We never thought of it that way, but it’s sort of true, right? View Slideshow
Even if you’ve never been there, you probably have a friend who has: Sometimes a relationship starts too fast in the beginning, and falls apart just as quickly, but while everyone on the outside can see that it just wasn’t meant to be, neither of the parties involved can let it go. That’s the situation that Josh Murray and Amanda Stanton find themselves in, and sadly, it seems they’re not yet willing to give on their lifeless corpse of a relationship. The first hint that Murray and Stanton are back together came last month, when the couple was spotted out and about together in LA. Shortly thereafter, Murray seemed to confirm the reconciliation with a series of cryptic tweets about the joys of staying in an unhealthy relationship. “Crazies stick with crazies #breakovermorepackingtodo,” Murray tweeted at one point. In case you missed it, Murray and Stanton got engaged after hitting it off on The Bachelor in Paradise, ABC’s social experiment designed to determine if couples are more likely to get married if they meet in a hot climate while drunk on Mai Tais. To the surprise of literally no one (probably including the couple themselves) Josh and Amanda broke up shortly thereafter. Now, however, Josh says he and Amanda are serious about patching things up” “I wouldn’t say we’re back together, but we’re working on things right now,” he said on The Domenik Nati Show. “There’s a lot of things that happened, there were a lot of struggles… For me, I know when I’m in a relationship I want to be with somebody who’s my best friend, who I can trust, who I can be with all the time. We have to get to that point for anything to work out.” He added: “After the show, it was very difficult, just how everything was shown and portrayed. “We had a great time, we fell in love, we thought everything was great, and then it was tough during the season.” “So we kind of had to fight an uphill battle for a little while, and it wasn’t an easy thing to do. But right now, we saw each other about a week ago back in Los Angeles, and there’s a lot of things we need to talk about.” But don’t thinking that Josh is open to the idea of reconciling with any of his other exes. Asked if he would consider giving his relationship with Andi Dorfman another chance, Stanton was firm in his response: “Absolutely not,” there’s no chance,” he replied. “I really could care less about even talking to her again. He added: “When I ended that relationship a while ago, that was the last time I spoke with her and I don’t intend to do that again.” It’s good that Josh knows his limits. You should really try to stick on one ill-advised reconciliation at a time. Best of luck, you crazy kids!
Sometimes you're just driving along, minding your own business when you find yourself reading the license plates of the cars nearby. Then you laugh. Check out these 27 hilariously inappropriate license plates, but remember: don't take photos and drive! 1. Eat The Kids First Somewhere Jonathan Swift is slapping his forehead. “A Modest Proposal” wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. 2. Try Wine Is it red or white that pairs nicely with long commutes? Oh right, neither. Don’t drink and drive! 3. Come For You This person is either really, really a fan of playing chase or a prostitute. 4. D-Vorced! We’re guessing he got to keep the car. 5. You Did Not! OH YES YOU DID! 6. I’m Late! I’m Late! That excuse probably isn’t going to work when the cops pull you over. View Slideshow
Andi Dorfman’s surprise visit to the hotel room of Nick Viall on this season of The Bachelor has fans guessing what her endgame is. Could there be a surprise reconciliation in the works? ( The Bachelor spoilers offer clues as to how the season ends, if you dare to read). Monday night’s episode gave us just a glimpse of Andi Dorfman’s return to The Bachelor , leaving fans dying to know what comes next. At least one prominent member of Bachelor Nation is hoping for – or at least envisioning – a rekindling of a romance between the two. “I think they’re perfect for each other, to be honest,” Dorfman’s former fiancé Josh Murray told Entertainment Tonight in an interview. Yes, the same Josh Murray who openly loathed Nick and stole his girl on two different shows in The Bachelor franchise since 2014. “Knowing both of the people and who they are, they should have ended up together ,” says Josh, who split with Andi after six months. Of whether or not he thinks Viall’s relationship with his final pick will last, Murray said he’s “very pessimistic when it comes to [that].” Josh says he chalks that skepticism up to “what I feel like the intentions are at the end,” adding, “I feel like I know Nick pretty well.” “I wish the girls luck for sure,” he added. From everything we’ve heard, there’s little chance Nick dumps his final four and makes Andi Dorfman The Bachelor winner in a shocker. Still, her mere presence has fans buzzing. Murray, 32, and Viall, 36, became on-screen rivals when they were the two finalists on Dorfman’s season of The Bachelorette in 2014. Dorfman, 29, ultimately picked Murray. Their engagement ended, however, and not necessarily well; Dorfman released a tell-all memoir about her experience with the show. In it, Andi touched on the reasons behind her split from Murray, calling the former athlete controlling, paranoid and verbally abusive. Her book became a hot topic during Murray’s (and Viall’s) Bachelor in Paradise stint last summer as he romanced Amanda Stanton. (Who Nick was also really into at the time.) Nick, who has said Andi’s memoir didn’t always tell the whole story but said what she described was by and large true, was concerned. About Andi’s claims regarding Murray. Josh, who may be back together with Stanton after calling off their post- Paradise engagement, said Andi’s book was “a fictional story.” Murray told ET of his ex’s memoir: “That’s [Dorfman’s] way of making money and stuff, and that’s great, and if I’ve got to be the fall guy in whatever her stories are, then whatever.” Adding that he has “no intentions of ever seeing or talking” to Dorfman again, he says “it’s very tempting to tell the truth,” but he won’t. He’s been asked to write a book of his own, Josh says, but because he doesn’t want to attack people, he will not be taking such action. “There could be a book written that would be very, very bad, but that’s not something I want to do,” Murray said, advising future contestants. “Always be yourself” and true to yourself, “because they’re going to portray you how they want to portray you for the storyline.” Words to live by. View Slideshow: Nick Viall and Andi Dorfman (and Kaitlyn Bristowe): What Might Have Been!
We haven’t seen any formal studies or anything, but we’d feel comfortable betting that Kendra Wilkinson is the hottest mess known to man. Who else would it be? Kendra is dumb, obnoxious, dramatic, and she’s got issues as far as the eye can see. She’s been relatively quiet recently, but just a couple of years ago, she made headlines (as many as she could squeeze out!) when her husband cheated on her in the shadiest scandal in modern history. She spent an entire season of her reality show, Kendra on Top, going back and forth with Hank, crying and screaming and flushing wedding rings down the toilet . (Seriously, remember that? See our previous point about her being the hottest of hot messes.) Kendra drug things out as long as she possibly could to get the most possible attention — one season of Kendra on Top was devoted to Hank cheating, another was devoted to Kendra getting over the cheating, and they even went on Marriage Boot Camp. All this is to say that Kendra loves being on television and the attention it brings her, probably more than anything. And that’s why, according to a new report from Life & Style, Kendra is working on a new reality show, co-starring her mother. A source in the know reveals that “It’s basically a therapy show that will focus on Kendra and her mom working on their relationship.” So that should be a disaster, right? After all, last we heard, Kendra has a terrible relationship with her mother. Unsalvageable, maybe. It’s hard to know exactly what happened to drive the two apart originally, but Kendra’s mother Patti has said that their latest issues began shortly after Hank’s affair . “After news of Hank’s affair broke,” she once explained, “I was there for Kendra the second she needed me. I drove up to see her and got to spend time with my grandchildren.” “It felt like old times,” she said, “but then things took a turn for the worse. She just stopped talking to me. It was like a switch flipped.” She also claimed that the show was “all Kendra thinks about. It’s disgusting, especially when you are hurting your own mother.” Patti was also hurt because Kendra reconnected with her father , who had left the family when she was a small child. Oh, and in 2013, before all this, Kendra allegedly told her mother to “go die,” for some reason. Things were so bad between Kendra and Patti that when Patti showed up on Kendra’s season of Marriage Boot Camp, Kendra cried out “The devil has eaten your soul!” So despite all that, despite Kendra’s belief that the devil has eaten her mother’s soul, these two ladies are teaming up for a new show? As an insider explained, “Kendra was OK never speaking to Patti again. But she agreed to do the show, and it’s been helping them out a lot.” Huh. Well, stranger things have happened. For instance, Kendra’s entire existence. View Slideshow: Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett: So in Love!
As nearly everyone knows, a first date can be fun, it can be romantic and it can be a chance for your best friend to dress up and stalk you to make sure everything is going well . But first dates can also suck. A lot. They can be awkward and tedious and boring and just a total trainwreck all around. The following Tweets focus on these unsuccessful first dates, the ones that make us glad social media is here to document the disasters. And the ones that make us want to settle down with our significant other as quickly as humanly possible… 1. It May Have Been Too Soon to Ask This Question Consider it a lesson learned. 2. Who Selects a Table?!? Just turn and walk away. Save yourselves the waste of time and save him the waste of money. 3. Well Played, Dude Run for your life, lady. But still. Well played. 4. LOL If this woman is still going on first dates, the next man with whom she goes has to propose on the spot. Don’t let her get away. 5. Can You Just Drop Me at the Nearest Taco Bell? Why pretend, you know? 6. Deep Thoughts About whether or not you and some dude will go deep later that night… if you know what we mean. View Slideshow
Nicole Ramsey was clearly taught that honesty is the best policy. As a result, the Arizona mother of two has gone viral with a brutally honest, totally hysterical and very much relatable story that she shared late last month on Facebook. The lengthy message was posted on January 31 on the Breastfeeding Mama Talk Facebook page. It included a photo of her master bathroom’s shower tiles (below… this will make sense momentarily) and it centered on a recent time in which Nicole and her husband tried to recapture some of their past romance. The first section of the post was titled “PARENTHOOD” and read as follows: Constantly being touched and climbed on by my toddler and non stop nursing from my baby…. When is there time for us? Lol! Trying to squeeze in OUR time has proved to be a challenge… Parent life… Real struggle…. True best friends. It’s worth noting here that Nicole is the mother of a two-year old named McKenzie and a five-month old named McKayla. She then moved on to a section titled “SEX” and this is where the brutal honesty comes in. Omg! I am not sure when the last time we actually had sex when the kids were up?! We (I) fed the family, washed the kids, brushed their teeth, put jammies on them and tucked the kiddos in bed early , Nicole explained, adding in detail: I ran to the bedroom turned off Blippi and turned on romantic music. Found the lighter from my 2year olds birthday party and got the dust covered candles lit. I attempted to be sexy ignoring my postpartum naked body society frowns upon. I know he loves every inch of me . So far, so good… right? Go on, Nicole… We get into the warm shower that is quickly loosing heat because my kids took most of the hot water. Kissing passionately in our shower we seem to hear phantom cries of our children about every 30 seconds. Trying to catch our footing we hear a loud SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK . HA! You can see where this is going, can’t you? I start cursing the toy dolphin under my breath. As we are desperate to keep the mood going we realize the alphabet toys below us…. We are surrounded…. Finally we both crack up and the sexual mood disappears , Nicole wrote. We get back to best friend mode, laughing so hard we are barley able to catch our breath. We decided to snap a goofy picture to remember parenting is a crazy ride. And here is that pic. Not exactly the most seductive setting, it’s true. Is this a case of someone going all TMI via Facebook? Of sharing Too Much Information? Or would you classify it as TMLI, which translates to Too Much Like I because you and your spouse have most definitely experienced something similar? Nicole understands both sides. “Some of you will think… ‘omg why would you post something so private,'” she wrote to conclude her post, adding: “I am a transparent person and I try to find the humor in being a parent. I believe if you can’t truly enjoy your kids and laugh you will never survive being a parent. So here is to the exhausted moms and dads out there trying to be parents every minute of the day attempting to get some together time. “Lol! Laugh at life or you won’t make it.” View Slideshow: 15 Wives Who are Winning at Marriage Nicole’s Facebook message has been shared thousands of times and she tells Us Weekly that she’s okay with how her life has changed. It’s a worthwhile trade-off. “Romance and sexual marathons seem to be a thing of the past,” she tells the magazine. “If we get a chance, we are trying to get naked as fast as humanly possible. Maybe in the future our sex life will change. But until then, I am praying neither of us step on a Lego.” Seriously, right? That would hurt! Editor’s Note : We sincerely hope a friend of Nicole’s read this post and then offered to babysit for a night. Heck, just for an hour. Heck, maybe even for 15 minutes. Throw Nicole a bone here, people! Almost literally! She could use it.
People Who Left Families For Side Pieces It’s one thing to be a dirty dog and leave your significant other for a side piece . It’s another to leave your significant other who has your KIDS for the side piece. That’s a whole other level of savagery. These people had affairs and went on to someone else even if they had kids involved. Crazy world.
