Blogging will inevitably keep me isolated and alone from the rest of the world forever. But in this week’s NYT Weddings & Celebrations , Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler notes someone who blogged themselves to happy matrimony! *Cries in fetal position.* Want a boyfriend?
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: From Blogger to Bride in 31 Days
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Tagged altarcations, corporate, florida, friends, Hollywood, House, media, Parents, paris, Phoenix, phyllis-nefler, pseudonym, university, valentine, weddings
Phyllis Nefler is back up in this! She’s well rested from vacation and is in the shotgun position to take on this week’s NYT’s Weddings & Celebrations , filled with funny hats, Jews, iPods, and a serious lack of N.W.A.
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Why is there No Eazy-E on the Engagement iPod?
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Tagged afghanistan, city, dress, Gossip, Hollywood, investment, jewish, late edition, new-york-times, phyllis-nefler, picture, russian, Sex, unique, weddings
Once it hits your lips , Altarcations are so good. Phyllis Nefler will drink the NYT’s Weddings & Celebrations milkshake beerbong like it’s nobody’s business, especially when it’s got good guest stars like this week’s.
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: In Which Will Ferrell Photobombs the NYT’s Weddings
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Tagged altarcations, Gossip, harvard, india, jackson-hole, late edition, phyllis-nefler, quintessential, Sex, Street, weather, wedding, weekend, will ferrell
Don’t think you’re ever getting married?
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: In Which Destiny Aligns Us With the Vows Section
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Tagged article, bride, film, groom, late edition, mother, phyllis-nefler, state-senate, week
Don’t mistake a tryptophan coma for Phyllis Nefler ‘s mellow; Thanksgiving weekend involves sitting in Mama Nefler’s basement and packing a round of the NYT Weddings & Celebrations .
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Star Trek Weddings On Thanksgiving Weekend? Live Long and Prenup!
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Tagged children, dress, Gossip, holiday, Hollywood, lesbian, massachusetts, People, phyllis-nefler, star trek, words
Awww yeeeah. Did you know people are rapping at weddings? You KNOW what this means.
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta
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Tagged altarcations, medical-school, new-york-times, night, phyllis-nefler, Sex, shut up, nilla, time, valentine, video, wedding, weddings, woman
Awww shit. Did you know people are rapping at weddings? You KNOW what this means
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Gawker Weddings Get All Gangsta, Son
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Tagged altarcations, beach, Facebook, Family, film, medical-school, phyllis-nefler, poetry, shut up, nilla, Sports, tennis, valentine, words
ChiChi! Joo got the yayo, mane?
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Of Muppets, Monkeys, and Mexican Wrestling
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Tagged altarcations, america, book, deputy, Hollywood, internet, new-york-times, office, phyllis-nefler, president, wife
You’ll have to excuse Weddings Expert Phyllis Nefler for feeling a little ghoulish today. Like war, the NYT’s Weddings & Celebrations breaks for no holiday, including the Tet Offensive of hangovers, but The Vows must go on
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: When Your Wedding Makes the ‘Off’ Weekend
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Tagged airline, cambridge, Christian, Documentary, economics, guitar, Joke, philosophy, phyllis-nefler, president, university, wedding, weddings
Every week, Phyllis Nefler scores the NYT’s Weddings & Celebrations pages for the various Times -reading women and gay men who need their own special version of sabermetrics , and the straight men like me who deny reading them. These are Altarcations
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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Feminism’s Fallen to Talking Points, But Not White Dresses
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Tagged feminism, Funny, jessica-valenti, left-image158, Marriage, mind, philadelphia, phyllis-nefler, picture, sister, starbucks, time
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