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What’s That On Your Lip? Man Claiming To Be “Chris Brown” Sues Rihanna For $10 Million Because She Supposedly Gave Him Herpes

RihRih gave him them “bajan blisters?!?” Man Sues Rihanna For $10 Million Because She Gave Him Herpes A fake azz lawsuit has been filed in federal court, the troublemaker claims to be Chris Brown and he’s filed a crazy lawsuit against Rihanna . Via TMZ reports : TMZ has obtained the documents, filed in U.S. District Court in Tennessee … in which “Chris Brown” is requesting a restraining order against Rihanna because he fears she will cause him bodily harm. The suit contains the following (completely untrue) allegations: – “[Rihanna] gave me herpes and then when I threatened to file a lawsuit against her for not telling me she was infested with genital blisters she began to hit herself in the face and throw herself into walls just as Jim Carrey did in the movie ‘Liar, Liar.” “Then she turned around and blamed me for the matter as a form of punishment.” – “I woke up with three blisters on my penis … this isn’t just a regular case of American herpes, this is a case of Herpes from Barbados, which is most likely lethal.” The accuser is demanding $10 million … along with “a restraining order against Rihanna and her case of genital herpes immediately.” TMZ broke the story … someone claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father filed another bogus lawsuit in Michigan — accusing Justin Bieber of stealing his credit card for a penis enlargement. Clearly, the allegations contained in the lawsuits are completely untrue … and if the culprit is identified, he or she could be punished by the judge. What kind of fawkery is this?!? The attorneys behind these kinds of lawsuits need that have their law licenses revoked! Just because you can sue, doesn’t mean you should. Epic lawsuit trolling strikes again.

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Pure Effing Comedy: “Selena Gomez’s Father” Suing Justin Bieber For Using Stolen Credit Card To Pay For “Member” Enlargement And Buy Yayo For Diddy!

LMFAO!!!!!!!! Man Claiming To Be Selena Gomez’s Father Suing Justin Bieber For Stolen Credit Card According to TMZ reports : Justin Bieber bought himself a penis enlargement with a stolen credit card … and he’s also cheating on his GF with Ke$ha, Rihanna and Penelope Cruz … this according to a CRAZY new lawsuit filed in court and obtained by TMZ. Bieber has been sued in Michigan by a man claiming to be Selena Gomez’s father — who makes some of the most insane, and obviously untrue allegations ever documented in court. Among the highlights: – “Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug.” – “Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums.” – “[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones.” – “Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. “ The lawsuit concludes … “I’m an emotional mess … America must boycott biebers music!” We’re not even gonna lie, we haven’t had a laugh this good in a long time. Clearly, this man is out his mind, but we’ll be damned if this isht isn’t funny than a muhfugga. Image via MTV News

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Popped With DUI Had A Live Hamster On Her Lap At Time Of Arrest…”You Should Just Kill My Hamster”

What the fawk is wrong with people these days???? According to KPTV: Beaverton, Oregon police said a woman driving under the influence early Tuesday morning had a hamster loose on her lap. Nicole Huey, 27, of Beaverton, was stopped at Southwest Scholls Ferry Road and Davies Road at 12:30 a.m. Police said the woman was driving to the store with her hamster. Huey was arrested for DUII. She said she didn’t have anyone to come get her hamster, according to police, and told officers, “So you should just kill it.” The officer told her the hamster would not be harmed. It ended up requiring three officers to capture the animal, as it put up a good fight to stay in the car. One officer used an evidence tube for a make-shift container to safely transport the hamster to the Emergency Veterinary Clinic of Tualatin. The driver was given the contact information to retrieve the hamster if she chooses to do so. Police said one lesson to learn from this situation, other than do not drink and drive, is that it’s not safe to operate a motor vehicle with any type of animal in your lap. Fortunately, in this case, no one was hurt. Police said there is not a photo available of the hamster. SMH. Freakin’ weirdo!

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Random Ridiculousness: Woman Popped With DUI Had A Live Hamster On Her Lap At Time Of Arrest…”You Should Just Kill My Hamster”

Jigga What? Harvard University Tells Black Girl She Can’t List Jay-Z As A Role Model On College Application, Can Rappers Be Role Models?

Harvard better expect an open letter from Bey very soon… Harvard Tells Black Girl Can’t She List Jay-Z As A Role Model Via BusinessInsider : Back in 2005, a Harvard freshman filling out a profile for an on-campus recruiting program listed Jay-Z as her business role-model. Chanequa Campbell was promptly called into the Office of Career Services and told to name someone else. “It’s not appropriate. I don’t think people will respond well to this,” the career counselor told her. Campbell, who grew up seven blocks from Jay-Z in Brooklyn and idolized the drug-dealer turned rapper turned entrepreneur, refused to name someone else. She argued with the career counselor awhile longer, finally offering as a small concession to use her role model’s given name, Sean Carter. “I know his resume,” Campbell told me. “He made most of his major respect—Wall Street respect—since ’04.” Seven years later Campbell, who ended up getting kicked out of Harvard, still gets upset telling how Harvard didn’t respect the businessman from her community. “Most of Jay-Z’s songs, if you understand his vernacular, he’s telling you how to be cool, how to be good at life,” Campbell says. “He’s promoting things of content, things to aspire to. He mentions Warhol, he mentions Basquiat. He mentions people you’ve never heard of. He brings this light to our normal conversation.” Hov hangs out with Barack Obama and parties with Warren Buffett. He trails only Sean “Diddy” Combs on the Forbes’ list of Future Hip-Hop Billionaires. If either makes the cut, he will join the short list of currently only five black billionaires in the world. Did Harvard get it wrong? Can rappers be role models too?

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10 Hall Of Fame Level Flicks Of Rapper Struggle Faces [PHOTOS]

Oh the struggle… 10 Hall Of Fame Level Flicks Of Rapper Struggle Faces Shout out to our fearless leader Alvin Aqua Blanco for coining the phrase “struggle face.” You know that look: it can be a combination of fear, loathing, self-loathing, depression, you name it. Let’s face it, rappers have a lot of reasons to make struggle faces. Career struggle highlights include album delays, personal issues, being dropped by their labels and standing next to rappers who are more successful. Read more at Hip Hop Wired

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10 Hall Of Fame Level Flicks Of Rapper Struggle Faces [PHOTOS]

Oh the struggle… 10 Hall Of Fame Level Flicks Of Rapper Struggle Faces Shout out to our fearless leader Alvin Aqua Blanco for coining the phrase “struggle face.” You know that look: it can be a combination of fear, loathing, self-loathing, depression, you name it. Let’s face it, rappers have a lot of reasons to make struggle faces. Career struggle highlights include album delays, personal issues, being dropped by their labels and standing next to rappers who are more successful. Read more at Hip Hop Wired

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Old BGC 9 Girls Return, Julie & Falen Fall In Love And Jackie Christie Dramatics – Reality Rewind #55 [Video]

Watch what happens when the old Bad Girls Club chicks return. Watch more: Bossip Reality Rewind .

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Old BGC 9 Girls Return, Julie & Falen Fall In Love And Jackie Christie Dramatics – Reality Rewind #55 [Video]

It Aint Trickin’ If You Taught It? High School Teacher Offers Female Student Extra Credit In Exchange For Nekkid Pics

High School Teacher Offers Student Extra Credit In Exchange For Bare Bodied Photos Teachers have really been getting a bad rap lately with regard to doing inappropriate things with students. And this scumbag falls right in line…. via CBS News A Pennsylvania high school teacher admitted Thursday to sending sexually explicit text messages to one of his students and offering extra credit points in return for her nude photos. Timothy Moll, 25, was a math teacher at Dieruff High School in Allentown when police said he sent text messages asking a 16-year-old female student for nude photos, in exchange for bonus points on her grade. Moll pleaded guilty to one count of corruption of minors, a misdemeanor that carries up to five years in prison. Felony charges of corruption of minors and unlawful contact with a minor were dropped. Moll is no longer with the Allentown School District, but officials won’t say whether he was fired or resigned. SMH. Shutterstock

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It Aint Trickin’ If You Taught It? High School Teacher Offers Female Student Extra Credit In Exchange For Nekkid Pics

Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Britney Spears’ Ex-Manager Claims The Pop Princess Overdosed On 30 Pills The Night She Was Thrown In The Crazy House

Britney did sing “Toxic”… Via TMZ reports : Britney Spears took a huge amount of amphetamines the night she was strapped to a stretcher and placed on a 5150 hold — so claims Sam Lutfi’s lawyer in the opening statements of his defamation case. Lutfi’s lawyer, Joseph Schleimer, told the jury, on January 28, 2008, Britney had an amphetamine script filled. Schleimer says she took 6 to 8 pills early in the day, and several more later and went off the rails. Lutfi’s lawyer also said he tried to get Britney to meet with a psychiatrist 2 days before she was 5150′d, but Brit refused. And there’s this … during Britney’s disastrous appearance on the MTV Awards in 2007, Lutfi felt she was such a mess she shouldn’t do it, because she was overweight and didn’t rehearse, but Britney wouldn’t hear it. As shady as this Sam character is, he seems to make some valid points. It’s obvious she was going through some serious drug/mental issues during this time, but if she was so messed up how is she competent enough to sign a contract making him her manager?

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Drugs Are Bad M’kay: Britney Spears’ Ex-Manager Claims The Pop Princess Overdosed On 30 Pills The Night She Was Thrown In The Crazy House

For The Fellas: Peep These Beautiful Black Pin-Up Girls Living An Alternative Lifestyle

Are you looking for a lady who’s a little…different?? A Gallery Of African-American Beauties That Live Alternative Lifestyles If you look at Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook you can see plenty of “bathroom models”, rachet beyotches, half-nekkid hoes, and a flock of ducks that entice men with hyper-sexual pics of azz cheeks and overflowing tidday meats. Today, we came across some ladies who retain plenty of sex appeal with tatoos, piercings, colored hair, and…”unique” fashion sense, without having to drop down and pop that pu**y for a real ninja. Hit the flipper to peep some of these eclectic beauties. Images via TokenBlackGirl

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