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Malin Akerman And Her Sexy Face

You don’t see Malin Akerman on the site very often, but if she keep making “O” faces like this at more events, I will be happy to keep posting her. I’d also be happy if she showed just a little more cleavage and maybe some booty, but Malin will eventually learn the game. She’s relatively new to the spotlight and needs some training. Call me.

Tila Tequila and Her Latest Publicity Stunt of the Day

Tila Tequila is on drugs. She’s a total fucking joke of a person and she knows it.

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Tila Tequila and Her Latest Publicity Stunt of the Day

Nick Jonas is the (V)MAN!

As the latest cover boy for VMAN magazine, there is no doubt: Nick Jonas is THE man! The young singer poses in a variety of ways, most of them in a retro style, all of them H-A-W-T! Nick, who is touring with his new group, will eventually reunite with his brothers on stage. For now, when asked about modeling, he says: “I just prefer to make people happy with my music.” Will he settle for both? Ogle this Jonas sibling below:

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Nick Jonas is the (V)MAN!

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Tattooed Babe In A Bikini

Here’s some hot college wannabe model with a huge regrettable tattoo near her honey pot. At the age of 21 it’s not regrettable yet, but ten years from now it’s a whole new situation. If she wants to get rid of it, I think if I start licking it now, it will eventually disappear

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Tattooed Babe In A Bikini

Hello, Samantha Burke and Jude Law Love Child!

Jude Law, meet your love child! No, seriously, here she is! Your hot baby mama, Samantha Burke, who you didn’t even recall meeting (or sexing she revealed she was pregnant, is debuting the adorable offspring on the cover of Hello! Just thought you’d like to know! Five-week-old Sophia sure looks cute on the British celebrity gossip magazine cover (and presumably the 14-page spread). But that’ll be the first Jude’s seen of her

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Hello, Samantha Burke and Jude Law Love Child!

Ashley Greene: Twilight Saga Fans Love Me!

Ashley Greene is pretty much famous for two reasons: Her role as Alice Cullen in the Twilight Saga. Nude photos that were leaked in August.

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Ashley Greene: Twilight Saga Fans Love Me!

Pussycat Dolls ‘Taking A Break,’ Melody Thornton Says

‘It’s like when you’re with your sisters for 24 hours a day,’ Thornton says. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Jim Cantiello Jim Cantiello and Melody Thornton from the Pussycat Dolls Photo: MTV News Are the Pussycat Dolls on the outs?

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Pussycat Dolls ‘Taking A Break,’ Melody Thornton Says

Megan Hauserman In Her Shorts of the Day

Who the fuck is Megan Hauserman and why are her shorts so great?

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Megan Hauserman In Her Shorts of the Day

Lily Allen’s Shitty Tits in GQ of the Day

The only thing good about seeing Lily Allen topless in a magazine is the hope that an actual hot girl who I actually want to see topless will eventually show off her tits in the magazine. The other good thing about it is that it is a reminder to all the companies who call me a porn site and refuse to give me money, depriving me of the life of luxury I feel I deserve from all the hard work I’ve put into the site by sleeping in pretty much everyday the last 5 years, that tits aren’t fuckin’ pornographic, they are just hot, except in Lily Allen’s case, where they are just some kind of cruel joke, like when this homeless dude shoved his dick down my throat one night when I passed out drunk, only without the taste I couldn’t get rid of for a week, since I’m pretty good at forgetting horrible things, and really how bad could this really be, I mean it’s a picture of fucking tits, shitty or not, they are still tits. Right

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Lily Allen’s Shitty Tits in GQ of the Day

Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Lips of the Day

I like Lindsay Lohan….I really do and I don’t think I’ve ever done anything on the site to prove otherwise. I think that over the last 5 years of doing this, she’s looked pretty hot at least once, she’s brought me some entertainment at least once, she’s “accidentally” flashed her vagina at least once, she’s flashed tit at least once, she’s marketed herself as a sex addict which is something I admire and then she did the whole lesbian thing and over the course of that time, I managed to become best buddies with her, at least best buddies according to me, she doesn’t know I exist…. So when I say that she’s gone really fucking overboard with her lips, I mean it in the nicest way, as a friend would tell another friend that they got a bad haircut, because although fat lips create blowjob fantasies, even when lesbians have them, way too fat lips just bring up spousal abuse fantasies and as much as I love punching my wife in the face, it’s not something I really ever get away with.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Fat Lips of the Day