Sara Pavan is some amazing bushed girl….and I fucking love bush…this was in Purple magazine by photographer Emanuele Ferrari who I’ve posted pictures of before… I’ve never heard of Sara Pavan before, but we can assume she’s some hipster model, maybe with an agency because agencies sign anyone, probably trying to get as famous as possible because being famous makes money, and everyone under 25 wants to be famous…at least on instagram….and who cares about what I say, she’s magical and all I want is to get roped into her bush and trapped forever…it’s magical.. The post Sara Pavan Bush for Emanuele Ferrari Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ryan Seacrest the cock whore coke whore’s ex asshole he used to fuck when trying to claim his heterosexuality, that he still tries to trick people into believing he’s not a fag, Sara Underwood, the 18 year old from Playboy who tried to get into hosting after Playboy, but the world didn’t want that from her, they wanted her to do porn…it’s like we’ve seen your pussy…why isn’t there a dick in it and why are you talking to us about videogames and nerd shit…trying to pull it off, trying to be legit and going back to showing her great ass…on instagram to build that instagram audience and make that instagram money… The post Sara Underwood’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Julia Restoin Roitfeld is 30, I don’t know if she’s the model in this campaign, or the person behind the campaign, because I don’t know who Julia Restoin Roitfeld is…but according to WIKIPEDIA, she’s a graphic designer but more importantly her mom was the editor of Vogue Paris…which led to Julia Restoin Roitfeld being in a bunch of campaigns, rocking the scene like a Kardashian, and now as a mom, doing this… I don’t think Agent Provocateur is as interesting as they were years ago as a boutique brand, now that they are in malls and have hookers getting rich guys gift them with it…and I Hate black and white pics of anything when I know it is shot on a digital camera, and run through some hipster for “artistic” effect…I only like black and white pics on film because motherfucker is too broke to afford color film and color film processng and a digital camera… I know that makes me sound like a pretentious art faggot cunt, when I shouldn’t even know what a picture is, seeing as I’m pushing 40, practically homeless, always drunk and into street hookers, but thanks to this site – all I do is look at stupid fucking pictures, so fuck you and your lack of respect for my ability to say digital black and white pictures are fucking lame…because I like seeing skin color when I jerk off to asses…you see I can’t remember EVER jerking off to any black and white pics…ever…and life is about jerking off – so fix this Julia Restoin Roitfeld… The post Julia Restoin Roitfeld for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Julia Restoin Roitfeld is 30, I don’t know if she’s the model in this campaign, or the person behind the campaign, because I don’t know who Julia Restoin Roitfeld is…but according to WIKIPEDIA, she’s a graphic designer but more importantly her mom was the editor of Vogue Paris…which led to Julia Restoin Roitfeld being in a bunch of campaigns, rocking the scene like a Kardashian, and now as a mom, doing this… I don’t think Agent Provocateur is as interesting as they were years ago as a boutique brand, now that they are in malls and have hookers getting rich guys gift them with it…and I Hate black and white pics of anything when I know it is shot on a digital camera, and run through some hipster for “artistic” effect…I only like black and white pics on film because motherfucker is too broke to afford color film and color film processng and a digital camera… I know that makes me sound like a pretentious art faggot cunt, when I shouldn’t even know what a picture is, seeing as I’m pushing 40, practically homeless, always drunk and into street hookers, but thanks to this site – all I do is look at stupid fucking pictures, so fuck you and your lack of respect for my ability to say digital black and white pictures are fucking lame…because I like seeing skin color when I jerk off to asses…you see I can’t remember EVER jerking off to any black and white pics…ever…and life is about jerking off – so fix this Julia Restoin Roitfeld… The post Julia Restoin Roitfeld for Agent Provocateur of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican bitch who doesn’t look like any Mexican bitch I’ve ever seen…but I guess in my defence, I just assume all Mexican bitches look like the neckless chamber maids at hotels across Americas…at least when not working at the local Mexican restaurant making corn tortillas… Apparently Eiza Gonzalez was famous in Mexico as a singer and actress, and in efforts to be like Sofia Vergara, decided that America in all their PC glory, would need a Mexican to relate to their ever growing Mexican Audience…you know because they can’t just keep producing content for white people, it isn’t inclusive or what America about…despite what Trump is telling you… Maybe she’s on some Selma Hayek hustle, trying to get the jobs Hayek is too old for..because America is Multi Cultural, I am sure 40% of people are of hispanic origin, at least that’s why it seems whenever you go to a J.Lo concert….not that I’d ever do that… Well she’s in fitness gear and looks fucking good… The post Eiza Gonzalez for Marie Claire of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Graham is a big….deal…and model…she’s just big across the board..people are booking her because the market is fat girls and in this PC anti misogyny or objectification of woman…the industry needs at least one fat chick for affirmative action…and they need that fat chick to do things that the skinny chicks do..but for fat chick brands…so that that can’t get criticized…for giving unrealistic body image and if they do that – they can continue to use the skinny chicks and use the fat chick like racists use their “I have a lot of black friends” before saying something racist… BBW has always existed, so luckily, we can still objectify this fat chick, who gets half naked like some kind of circus freak….novelty act….making money for people and herself, allowing body positive people to use her as their hero…postergirl.. Now I’m not into fat chicks, mainly because I married one, and they are disgusting and smell, but really skinny dudes, black guys, some latin guys and lonely people who prefer sex to masturbation love fat chicks and can focus on their tits…so this one is for them…. This is not for any of you forced to sit next to a fat person on a plane…for a long haul flight…praying he’s not going to sit next to you as he squeezes down the aisle… The post Ashley Graham’s Fat Girl in LIngerie Campaign of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I can’t even imagine how Hilary Duff’s fans are dealing with this….. This is a legitimate “Break the internet” situation….because she’s just one of those never showing her tits kind of overly famous tween stars – now a mom in her 30s…but still exciting to her fans because she’s from that era where people were less flimsy with their “following” of a woman…now that there are so many fame hungry people that are interchangeable for our attention…but back then people were actually far more fucking creepy…and here’s one of the iconic girls involved in that whole hype….and she got paid hefty for it…and is still getting paid…because her fans are still losing their shit over her, even if she’s a mom, and now they have more reason to…because of her tits. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff’s Nipple is Pretty Major of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kaley Cuoco gets paid 100,000,000 dollars over the next 2 years of her stupid fucking show that everyone on airplanes seem to fucking watch….because I guess that mindless sitcom format, FRIENDS or SEINFELD, still speak to the human condition, while I look on amazed as these robotic sheep laugh along with the canned laughter to bad jokes…because it’s easy.. She’s the Hot girl in the show, but not the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the world, or even the hottest girl in the room or at the pary, but when she is in a sports bra, or carrying her bank statements around with her, you forget that she is overrated, and crazy and can focus on her fake tits. Which is what matters. It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and offer to walk her home and read her a bed time story as I stretch out her 100 million dollar pussy with my fingers… The post Kaley Cuoco’s Sports Bra on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne understands the system, but the looks of it, she’s been working towards this relevance for the last 40 years. She doesn’t look freshly 18 and I would like to see her actual birth certificate, not the one her family doctored 10 years ago when they put her into Disney or Nickelodeon auditons..that worked out in the end, who knows why…but this is her time to shine, her time to produce fitness porn for her fans…her time to maximize the fact that perverts are into jerking off to her because she’s 18….and they love that shit…even though her body tells a different story of genetic modification and hormones in the food.. Here’s her famewhore, groupie, coat tail riding sister we can call Ali Lohan, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jessica Simpson’s Sister, I don’t even remember her name, ThE HAYLIE DUFF…sisters of famous it girls have felt inadequate, thisty, and pushed the limits further than the sister, trying to maximize their exposure and feel like like failures…it’s like “why am I not as good as my sister, but at least my sister is doing it, so I can go along for the ride, even though my family and everyone around us doesn’t give a fuck about me”….I’m just bitter she blocked me on instagram… It’s safe to say that I wish the geotag info was posted in this pic, so that I could show up and say hello.. The post Bella Thorne Fitness Porn of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
