Joe Jonas was announced as the new Guess? Girl…because I guess Guess? is taking on the direction of everyone in the world, or at least Guess? shoppers, including but not limited to the Guess? founder are homos…which is why they use girls like Charlotte McKinney who are so basic on the hot level, but meet the requirements of what a pin-up girl should be, that it’d have to be a closet case doing the casting like “she’s hot right, she’s got tits”…and if you’ve ever had a closet case friend….who eventually came out of the closet..and you reflect on all the conversations you’ve had about girls and tits over the years…thinking “why was he into tits if he was a queer, oh right, because it’s so obviously, and average and typical to go for the tits, you know it’s marketed that guys love tits, and they do..and so do girls…ask any girl and she’ll tell you she loves her big tits or wishes she had big tits, especailly Charlotte McKinney because without them – all the small minded men and closet cases alike wouldn’t have giver her a career….” I digress…here’s McKinney thanking Guess? for creating her and Joe Jonas saying he’s not bait for gay dudes to jerk off to…he’s a singer cashing in and hanging out with tits…leave him alone… The post Charlotte McKinney in Lingerie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Kanye West won Shoe of the Year at the Footwear News 29th Annual Achievement Awards on Wednesday night. Yes, there is something called the Footwear News Annual Achievement Awards; and, yes, Kanye West won Shoe of the Year honors at the ceremony. But while both of those facts are rather stunning, let’s focus instead on the major news Kanye dropped on attendees while accepting this trophy. “I’m waiting on my son to arrive any day now and I look at my daughter and I look at my wife and she’s rich and I don’t plan on being broke.” Yep. According to someone firmly in the know, Kim Kardashian will give birth ANY DAY NOW. Eeek! Kardashian previously announced that she was due with the couple’s second child (a boy!) on Christmas Day. However, she has kept fans updated via her official website, complaining about typical pregnancy issues at first before admitting that her baby is breach and she may need to deliver via C-Section. According to Kim’s latest entry, though, she has undergone a procedure to fix this issue and expect to give birth vaginally. Still, the complication may mean that she also gives birth a couple weeks early, as Kanye hints at above. “They don’t give you any medication, and let me tell you: This was soooooo painful. Probably more painful than childbirth,” Kim wrote of the recent procedure. “BUT it worked!!!” Good. We’re glad to hear it. Still no word on what Kim and Kanye will name their second child, allegedly because Kim and Kanye themselves do not know . View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Pregnant Pics: Big Bump! Even Bigger Boobs!
TOTAL AND UTTER CRAZINESS ALERT! Yes, even by this show’s lofty standards, Empire Season 2 Episode 10 delivered on the OMG/Bat $hit Crazy/Wait-Did-That-Really-Happen front. And then some. Watch Empire Season 2 Episode 10 Online Let’s take a close look at what went down on the winter finale, shall we? We’ll start with Lucious, who decided to announce Empire’s acquisition of SwiftStream on the same day of the American Sound Award nominations. But what transpired after he passed the microphone to Mimi, his “business partner in crime?” She called her wife to the stage! And that woman in question turned out to be Naomi Campbell’s Camilla. Juicy! Turns out, Mimi had been secretly recording her conversations with the CEO, revealing to the Empire board of directors Lucious’ total hated for following the rules of a publicly traded company. She proceeded to call for an emergency vote later that evening to oust him from his perch as chairman. Cookie and Hakeem were performing at the former’s former prison when Andre told them about Mimi and Camilla’s takeover maneuver. Because Cookie chose to stay behind to reconnect with a prison pal who had recently received a life sentence for killing her cellmate, she passed her proxy power to Hakeem . You can imagine how that went, right? View Slideshow: Empire Cast: Did You Know…? Indeed: Hakeem goes against his family’s wishes in the meeting and votes with Camilla … who is installed as Empire’s head honcho right there on the spot. Once the plan is finalized, she receives a wad of spit in her face , courtesy of Cookie. And how did Lucious respond to his ousting ? By shooting up his study, of course. Fortunately, Cookie is there to tell him to calm down and come up with a plan to protect his family’s legacy. Elsewhere, Rhonda permitted a wild-eyed Anika to hang out at her home and go off about her one-time-almost-future-daughter-in-law-and-then-sister-in-law’s amazing life. Chalk it up to pregnancy hormones? Later on, an intruder broke into Rhonda and Andre’s residence, shoving Rhonda down her enormous staircase and, we presume, putting an end to said pregnancy. Sad. Shocking. Horrifying, really. Finally, Skye realized that her sole night of passion with Jamal wasn’t about to become a full-fledged romance, considering the whole gay thing. Butt this didn’t stop Lucious from declaring him “fixed” (really, man?!?) by a female’s love… or spreading the word to Jamal’s wealthy gay David Geffen-like patron. Is that enough for you to digest? It’s gonna have to be: you can always watch Empire online , but you won’t be able to return to the Lyons’ den for new episodes until March 30, 2016. View Slideshow: 35 Highest Paid TV Stars of 2015
Lawsuit Claims Nick Gordon Gave Bobbi Kristina Toxic Cocktail An amended lawsuit filed by the late Bobbi Kristina Brown’s conservator alleges that Nick Gordon gave Brown a “toxic cocktail” and then put her face down in a tub of cold water. Via 11 Alive : The original suit was filed on June 24 in Fulton County Superior Court by Brown’s court-appointed conservator Bedelia Hargrove. It accused Gordon of assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and transferring money from her account into his own without authorization. Brown, the 22-year-old daughter of the late Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown, died on July 26 — months after being found unresponsive in the tub of her Roswell home on Jan. 31. Brown never regained consciousness and was moved to hospice care in June. The amended complaint, filed on Friday, adds a wrongful death count. It alleges that around 6 a.m. on Jan. 31, Gordon returned after “being out all-night on a cocaine and drinking binge.” The suit says that Gordon watched camera footage of Brown and listened to her conversations. Gordon and Brown began arguing in the kitchen. The dispute moved to the living and then upstairs to the master bedroom. Gordon allegedly accused Brown of cheating and called her a number of names, the lawsuit alleges. The argument lasted about 30 minutes and then “everything abruptly became quiet.” The lawsuit then says that Gordon “gave Bobbi Kristina a toxic cocktail rendering her unconscious and then put her face down in a tub of cold water causing her to suffer brain damage.” According to the suit, Gordon then came out of the bedroom wearing different clothes than he was wearing in his argument with Bobbi Kristina, got into bed, laid his head on a female guest’s ankle and said, “Now I want a pretty little white girl like you.” About 15 minutes later, a guest at the home went in to check on Brown and found her face down in a tub. A dust pan was at the bottom of the tub, the lawsuit states. Bobbi Kristina unresponsive, unconscious with a swollen mouth and a tooth hanging loosely from her mouth. Gordon allegedly then came into the bathroom, let the water out of the tub and shouted, “Clean up, clean up.” Others, including Gordon, began efforts to resuscitate Brown and called for medical personnel. What do you think of the latest claims??
When he’s not busy screaming about poop or writing essays about how great it is to work at McDonald’s , James Franco occasionally does some pretty strange things. Take his obsession with Lana Del Rey , for example. Franco is cagey about whether or not the two of them have ever had artsy hipster sex, but regardless of whether or not their relationship is romantic, it’s super freaking weird. Last time Franco made news for stalking his friendship with Lana he was saying some weird stuff about wanting to have sex with her music . Now, he’s writing a book about his bestie entitled Flip-Side: Real and imagined Conversations With Lana Del Rey . Details are scarce at this time, but as far as we can tell, the book will actually contain “conversations” with LDR that took place entirely within Franco’s head. Yes, nothing says “I made a tiny doll out of the hair I stole from your shower drain” quite like writing down a bunch of imaginary conversations with someone. There’s no word on how Lana feels about her buddy James’ latest project, but we’re guessing when reached for comment, she dreamily dragged on a cigarette before speeding off in a red convertible like the mysterious femme fatale at the end of some melancholy noir film. Or something like that.
Well, Bryan Cranston just won Comic-Con. Again. In 2013, the Breaking Bad star actually walked around the San Diego Convention Center in a Walter White mask , making attendees simply think he was a regular fan in costume. This time around, the former Breaking Bad star was taking part in a Conversations for a Cause panel at Nerd HQ when a fan from Albuquerque asked about the actor's experience filming his AMC show there. “My question is — because I grew up in Albuquerque — was there any cool places, anything that you liked being there? How was it?” the fan inquired. “It's my hometown, so I want to know. How'd you like it? Did you have fun there?” Without missing a beat, Cranston replied: “Yeah, I'd go and visit your mother once in a while.” BOOM! At that, the crowd went wild and Cranston literally dropped his microphone. Amazing.
Wonder if this ceremony will be held in LA or The Outback… Iggy Azalea And Nick Young Move Toward Marriage Iggy and Swaggy , sitting in a tree… Via BleacherReport : In case you’ve been waiting for an opportunity to break out that snakeskin cummerbund, Nick Young and Iggy Azalea are discussing the prospect of matrimony. The news comes courtesy of Young’s recent interview with DuJour magazine, wherein the Los Angeles Lakers shooting guard discussed his relationship with Azalea, the struggles of cohabiting and how—wouldn’t you know it?—the Australian rapper is a normal person like the rest of us when she’s not performing. Weaved into Young’s anecdotes about TV remote battles and Azalea’s surprising cooking skills is the marriage bomb. He says the idea of tying the knot is starting to pop up in their conversations: Growing up I always wanted to be married and have a family, and it’s difficult. I ask [my parents] every day how they do it. It’s a process. Me and Iggy just bought a house. We’ve been getting really close lately. I’ve never been with somebody like this. So, I’m taking it as a challenge. … It’s come up a couple times. So we’re not exactly on the cusp of pinning an Iggy-Swaggy “Save the Date” magnet to the fridge, but the prospect is on the table, and it’s never too soon to start getting fitted for a corduroy tux. Remember: You can never be overdressed for a Swaggy P wedding. It’s like Cirque Du Soleil but acid-wash formal. Well, at least they’re taking their time to get to the altar. What do you think Bossip fam? Are these two a good match?
Chrissy Teigan is one of my best internet friends of all time…at least if you are like me and consider one tweet directed your way a lasting internet friendship…because that’s just where we’ve come socially…all our conversations forever recorded and on the record for the government to use against us…in text and meaningless from the comfort of our own homes.. I think I called her out for being a wallet fucking opportunist, thanks to her rich musical fiancé, but really who isn’t a wallet fucker these days, I mean even when she makes her own money, why bother dating a broke ass trick, it makes no sense… I think she mentioned that she thought I was funny, which I can only interpret as flirting…and the whole never hearing from her again as playing hard to get…. Or maybe John Legend won’t let her, cuz he knows I’m a risk.. But he’s’ got nothing to worry about, I’m not into her, and I’m not into her nudes for GQ, I see a lot of model pussy on the internet, and for some reason, I am just not down.. No, it’s got nothing to do with me “Paula Deen-ing”…I think it has more to do with her being an internet comedian, one of the least attractive things for a girl to be…along with DJing… Here are the pics anyway… Here’s the video…
This ignorant fool deserves to be in jail for this isht! Stephen Perry of Carmel Indiana is currently locked up awaiting trial after enlisting his black co-worker to kill his estranged wife, which he thought would help resolve serious debt issues the couple faced. According to JCOnline reports : Last month, Perry offered a co-worker $15,000 to kill his estranged wife so he could collect the money he thought she owed him and get rid of his former lover for good, police records say. Perry, 27, faces charges of conspiracy to commit murder while he sits in Hamilton County Jail. In mid-November, while working at a Valvoline Instant Oil Change in Carmel, Perry asked a co-worker whether he knew someone who could kill another person, according to a probable cause affidavit. Perry went to the co-worker, Adrian Howard, because Howard is black, the affidavit says. “You’re black,” Howard later recalled Perry saying, according to the affidavit. “I know ya’ll know people.” Howard initially thought Perry was joking, the affidavit says, but started to believe him after Perry said he wanted his estranged wife dead to settle their divorce and gain some money. On Dec. 8, Howard recorded two conversations with Perry on a cellphone while they were alone at work. During the conversations, Perry offered Howard $15,000, and a machine to print counterfeit money, to kill — or have another black person kill — his estranged wife, the affidavit says. “I just want this to be over and done with,” Perry said, according to a five-minute recording described in the affidavit. “So if she dies, I can drop the divorce lawsuit, she’s dead and I’m free.” Howard replied, “That ain’t what you want, man.” Perry, the affidavit says, then said he wanted the woman “done.” Perry handed Howard a paper with his estranged wife’s name and address, the affidavit says, and said she was living with her grandparents. Perry allegedly told Howard: “Do you want me to draw you a map of the house, how it’s laid out so you don’t kill her grandparents, just take care of her?” Howard then took the paper and said he would call some people. Perry, according to the recording, asked that Howard keep the killer’s identity secret. “I don’t want to know who, all right?” Perry allegedly said. “And if they can make it look like an accident. I mean we live in Carmel. So, you know. Black people in Carmel?” Later that month, Howard searched online for the name of Perry’s estranged wife, Allison Mayer. Mayer is the owner of a photography shop in Carmel. Howard then texted Mayer and said it was “very important that she contact him,” the affidavit says. The two met at a Starbucks, and Howard played two recordings between him and Perry. Mayer took the recordings to Carmel police. She told a detective that she and Perry had been married since December 2009 but that he had moved out in March 2012 and filed for divorce in Marion County about two months later. Several hearings on their divorce had been delayed, causing the divorce process to stretch for more than half a year. Mayer told the detective she and Perry were $200,000 in debt and that $170,000 of it came from her living expenses and college tuition. The rest, she said, came from credit cards and a civil judgment involving an apartment where they had lived. Perry, Mayer told police, believed she owed him $15,000 and told people she had stolen it from him. This woman would probably be dead if not for that black co-worker — cuz from the sound of it Perry would have kept looking until he found a “black person” who would have carried out the job. SMH! Sad to see there are folks out there who think having a murder committed is as simple as just asking a black person to “hook it up.” Photo Credit: Hamilton County Police
With all the court dates, 911 calls and car crashes, Lindsay Lohan’s whole life is like a scary movie. Why not star in an actual film by that name? The starlet may soon score a role in Scary Movie 5, according to reports. LiLo recently met with Dimension Films’ head honcho Bob Weinstein. It is NOT a done deal though, despite the conversations. “They had a great meeting and they are going to continue talking,” a movie insider said. “But there’s no part being written for her … yet.” Both sides, multiple sources confirm, are indeed interested in working together in the fifth Scary Movie film, which will also star Ashley Tisdale. Having wrapped Liz & Dick , a Lifetime film starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor , she’s now shooting The Canyons with porn star James Deen.
