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Waterhouse Sister Fetish of the Day

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Suki Waterhouse fucked Brad Cooper, when she looked 14, despite being 18, since all these actors like fucking young girls… Immy Waterhouse, is her sister… Together, they are in bikinis, probably rich kids from the UK, vacationing in Barbados for the winter, pretending to be models like the Hadids, as rich kids do, the sister hustle works, no longer getting fucked by Brad cooper, but the damage to her pussy from fucking Brad Cooper will live on forever…or something… I can assume Brad Cooper, being an A List actor managed to fuck both sisters at the same time while dating, because girls do anything for celebrities, even fuck their sisters, but that could be wishful thinking, because some people, even celebrities aren’t as dirty as me and would never ask for the sister threesome, they’d just jerk off to the idea of it instead. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Waterhouse Sister Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Maria Menounos Abs of the Day

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I guess Maria Menounos wants you to know she has defined abs… I don’t know why Maria Menounos wants you to know she’s got a flat, fit, toned stomach, when as a greek she should know that matters is her primary fuck hole, her anus…but I guess posting anus pics on social media is less “look at how healthy and fit I am through diet and exercise”…to make all her 45 year old fans who watched her on Extra….and follow her…feel bad about their fat, not on TV selves….and to make the 40 year old men who know who the fuck this slag is for whatever reason ask “where’s her ass in this pic”…. I don’t know why girls think ab pics are hot, when really all we want to see is them from behind…the other side of the abs…that’s the target… The post Maria Menounos Abs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day

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Fast and Furious Elsa Pataky is pretty fucking old and a mom…so this weird extra ass cheek fold in her ass shouldn’t be an imperfection to mock, but rather one to celebrate, since her Spanish genetics, have allowed her to breed without as much damage as most white people have after they breed, because I guess Spanish people need to breed, it’s culturally in their DNA, survival…and in their religion…Catholicsm…where white people just do it so they can eat whatever the fuck they want for the rest of their life because they are done being attractive and virtually throw in the towel…where as Elsa Pataky has a career to continue…these Fast and Furious movies will go on forever…and at 40…she’s gotta work to keep those paychecks coming in… All this to say…weird bikini choice…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Elsa Pataky Ass in a Weird Diaper of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day

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Lauren Cohan is some 32 OR 33 year old from Walking Dead, a show that is so fucking popular, I don’t even know if it is still on the air, but still so fucking popular it might as well be, a show I don’t watch because Zombies bore me… Maybe I’m autistic, because I can’t fuck with people fighting off Zombies knowing zombeis don’t exist…it’s a lie…so I can’t wrap my head or imagination around it… But if zombies did exist, and this show was a reality show, I’d be in the front row because I would be into watching humans run for their fucking lives, trying to survive their corpse monsters who want to eat their brains, but only because I think humanity would lose….but in the grand scheme of things, it’d be a reset, since our system is totally fucking backwards…and mass death would probably allow us to see what is important….selling survival supplies at a premium… Either way, she’s fit, or fit enough for a Shape or fitness magazine, she’s on TV and should be fit, and these are the pics…I assume her fans can jerk off to because that’s how fans work…they are into the things they are fans of…… I guess she’s in shape, literally, but not necessarily, this magazine has featured Oprah on their cover…they fucking love photoshop.. The post Lauren Cohan for Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Cumface Hilary Duff of the Day

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Hilary Duff is old, fat, or as she likes to call her 160 pound body, fit….it’s muscle mass from her 400 pound deadlifts and squats she does with her ex husband’s hockey trainer, to get strong on the outside, to help her get strong on the inside in her recovery…as these famous people, even those who don’t do that much anymore, but who were famous as kids, have a lot of emotional issues that I am sure they let all their friends know about, seeing as their friends are on payroll and not quite friends at all, but more “I get to hang with Hilary Duff, I’m so Lucky, I can’t ruin this, I like to go on great trips, I’ll just be so fun, easy going, on my best behavior so I get invited back”….groupies…people love fame…but I guess those groupies aren’t as creepy as the ones who have followed her since she was 16 in everything she did as she built her Stuff By Hilary Duff billion dollar empire…and don’t care that she’s 30 now, they still crave her pussy.. Well, those are the people I talk to, I write for, I do this for…the kind of people..who are so socially awkward, I’d be terrified to hang out with, but wouldn’t really have to deal with that awkwardness, because they’d be too busy locked in the basement jerking off to this chubby girl with cream on her face that they can pretend is their cum….pervert weirdos…so crafty in their weirdness.. The post Cumface Hilary Duff of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day

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I guess Kylie Jenner takes Christmas very fucking seriously, because during the Christmas Holidays, I’m guess on BOXING day, she got a red colored tattoo that reads some variation of the word “Santa”….only she spells it “’sa-ne-te”… Nothing screams having your childhood stolen from you – like having a Christmas obsession so deep you get the shit tattooed on you. Maybe her dad was too busy applying make-up, or attaching elastic bands to his dick, to climb down the Chimney for the family….and Maybe her sister, the Sasquatch no one wanted to touch used to crawl into her bed at night and make her do dirty things, as the weird sister in the family does…I had one that used to make me mount her and rub her erotically… Or maybe, just maybe “’sa-ne-te” has nothing to do with Christmas at all, and the red and the fact it’s on Christmas holiday is just a coincidence, and somehting so detailed, thought out, and special enough to get inked on her has been planned for years… What it doesn’t change is the fact that Kylie Jenner is a doughy, weirdly shaped monster, who if you see her in person, looks like she’s got an inch of make-up over random meat stappled to her face…but people are obsessed with all things famous, even talentless things, therefore…she exists. The post Kylie Jenner’s Santa Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Samantha Hoopes for Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve heard that Samantha Hoopes is a 20,000 a day hooker, but that could be a lie…that could also be a Christmas miracle for those of you who have 20,000 dollars to spend on a girl in a night, and more importantly, for those of you who use Sports Illustrated Swim as your escort agency catalog….which rich people do… Whether, you think she’s a classy young lady, an old washed up lady pretending to be a model, a sugar baby, a top model, or a low level model from instagram….she’s still got big fake tits… The post Samantha Hoopes for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian’s Glitter Ass Disturbs Me of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I bet black guys, on this not so white Christmas, are loving this glittery fat ass implant ass on a very large, random shade of shit colored, clown make-up, large and in charge, Kardashian, who as we all know is probably OJ Simpson’s daughter… She’s like a horrible, terrifying Christmas ornament no tree is strong enough to support, even if she has the bone structure of something that lives in the trees, or in a cave, or wherever monsters live.. I Don’t really understand why she’s doing these nude shoots, but it is safe to say she’s been working out and wants to play make-belief, like a bootleg Kim K, as the family puts a lot of importance on this behavior…and she’s been too ugly to do this kind of behavior…until now…never too late to get naked…except when you’re Khloe Kardasian, in which case…keep your pants on… The post Khloe Kardashian’s Glitter Ass Disturbs Me of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jojo’s On Toilet Spread Legs for Christmas of the Day

Posted on December 24, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is an interesting promo picture for whatever she’s promoting.. “There’s a party in the bathroom”….or as I prefer “there is a party in my pooper, everyone is cumming”…..because I’m a basic bitch, just not as basic as turning the “I’m taking a pee selfie”….to a shitty commercial place…literally…right…cuz it’s a shitter… Either way..attempts at being artsy, glamour, intriguing can often fail…like here…but spread legs…that takes people places… The post Jojo’s On Toilet Spread Legs for Christmas of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Khloe Kardashian Monster Has Nipples of the Day

Posted on December 23, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am sure we all would have expected her to have multiple nipples, to feed her litter of monster babies…. I mean isn’t that what most barnyard animals have, even after you wax them, put a waist trainer on them, fill their faces with fillers and botox, and paint them up like a cartoon that is barely fucking human…. This is a terrible family, that represents terrible things, and there are so many of them…that there needs to be a full scale effort to eliminate them…but I guess this is their security detail, the big one holding down the fort that you have to get through to get in…I’d say poor girl, always teased, but she’s rich because of it, so it’s ok to laugh at her….but unfortunately, this will make you perverts want to fuck her… That’s exactly what she wants….Bad. The post Khloe Kardashian Monster Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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