Let’s be honest: THG is a place you go not only to catch up on the latest news, but to fill a bit of downtime. I’m sure there’s been times you’ve turned to us and there isn’t a new story. It’s then you think, such a slow news day, what a bummer. Trust me, if you take the slow news day hard, please know that we’re dying over here! So instead of just sitting and staring off into space, waiting for retirement… we’ve taken to YouTube. We do it for you, dearest readers. Man of Steel Parody Video Today let’s do some movie themes. Like this Man of Steel video. The Man of Steel theme is beautiful but I have to say, I might enjoy this dude’s take on it even more. Feelings? The corn background? It’s a winner. Cosplay Piano video A-May-Zing. Love this whole idea. Cosplay plus the theme of a movie your cosplay is related to? Genius. This is much better then staring off into space. Tara’s Theme Video So, I’ll be honest. I went out and looked for Tara’s Theme from Gone With the Wind because well, I’m southern and live in Georgia and I was just having a “need Gone With the Wind in my life” moment. I can tell you these people have never been to Georgia. Our homes don’t float, and didn’t float in the time of Gone With the Wind either. I’m thinking they are taking the ‘wind’ part of that way too seriously. There are no words for those dolls. This was a bad idea. Misty Mountains Acapella Video Okay, Misty Mountains isn’t really the theme for The Hobbit but I love this video and I’m doing a service here so just go with it. I love this video and pretty much every other video he has done. Gives me chills each time I watch it. Well I hope this helped fill your day just a little bit. Since we never know when this slow news situation will next strike, I feel like I should be prepared. What do you want to see covered in a Slow News Special? Vintage TV show clips? Dogs falling asleep in their water bowls? Those creepy videos where just the lips move? You tell me and I’ll try and fill that void for you! Stay tuned for the next edition of Slow News Special!
Let’s be honest: THG is a place you go not only to catch up on the latest news, but to fill a bit of downtime. I’m sure there’s been times you’ve turned to us and there isn’t a new story. It’s then you think, such a slow news day, what a bummer. Trust me, if you take the slow news day hard, please know that we’re dying over here! So instead of just sitting and staring off into space, waiting for retirement… we’ve taken to YouTube. We do it for you, dearest readers. Man of Steel Parody Video Today let’s do some movie themes. Like this Man of Steel video. The Man of Steel theme is beautiful but I have to say, I might enjoy this dude’s take on it even more. Feelings? The corn background? It’s a winner. Cosplay Piano video A-May-Zing. Love this whole idea. Cosplay plus the theme of a movie your cosplay is related to? Genius. This is much better then staring off into space. Tara’s Theme Video So, I’ll be honest. I went out and looked for Tara’s Theme from Gone With the Wind because well, I’m southern and live in Georgia and I was just having a “need Gone With the Wind in my life” moment. I can tell you these people have never been to Georgia. Our homes don’t float, and didn’t float in the time of Gone With the Wind either. I’m thinking they are taking the ‘wind’ part of that way too seriously. There are no words for those dolls. This was a bad idea. Misty Mountains Acapella Video Okay, Misty Mountains isn’t really the theme for The Hobbit but I love this video and I’m doing a service here so just go with it. I love this video and pretty much every other video he has done. Gives me chills each time I watch it. Well I hope this helped fill your day just a little bit. Since we never know when this slow news situation will next strike, I feel like I should be prepared. What do you want to see covered in a Slow News Special? Vintage TV show clips? Dogs falling asleep in their water bowls? Those creepy videos where just the lips move? You tell me and I’ll try and fill that void for you! Stay tuned for the next edition of Slow News Special!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey found Melissa Gorga unknowingly “Drinking With the Enemy”. We recap the liars, cheaters, and so-called friends in our THG +/- review It all starts out innocent enough. Kathy’s cooking in her test kitchen and Rosie’s recounting how she had to pull her cartilage back into place after her meeting with Teresa. Minus 10. Did we really need to hear about that? Then Rosie shares Teresa’s idea of a retreat between the Guidices and Gorgas and invites the others along. Unsurprisingly there were not a lot of takers. Caroline rolls her eyes and Jacqueline proclaims she won’t join them in the gates of Hell. Plus 23 . I really couldn’t blame her. But even Jacqueline seemed to have bought a ticket on the crazy train. The way she tore that cell phone out of Kathy’s hand and wouldn’t give it back was surreal. Minus 12. Then she’s screaming over the speaker phone in the middle of a store and wouldn’t stop. As Kathy pointed out, there were “all kinds of crazy on both ends” of that call. Perhaps Teresa and Jacqueline really should just avoid one another in the future. but what fun would that be? I was wondering why Melissa’s so called friends were giving her such strange looks when she told them about her book deal. minus 22 . Don’t get me wrong. I think writing a book titled “Love Italian Style: Secrets to My Hot and Happy Marriage” is arrogant if nothing else but these are suppose to be her closest friends. Shouldn’t they have at least faked being reasonably happy for her? Apparently Melissa’s friends weren’t all that friendly. Jan, her former bridesmaid was happy to share with Kim D and Teresa that Melissa was supposedly cheating on her hubby. Minus 18 . Melissa and Teresa have some of the sleaziest friends. Put Jan, Kim D., and that scary looking realtor together that’s one creepy looking circle of friends. Or maybe it’s just way too much Botox all in one place. I was kind of surprised that Melissa confronted Kim D but I guess she had her own posse surrounding her at the time. Plus 11. Scarier was the way Jacqueline reacted. She couldn’t keep her mouth shut. Minus 9 . The slide into crazy town continued. However Melissa ended up with some of the best lines of the night, including telling Kim D: “This year I’m a cheater. Last year I’m a stripper. Next year I’m gonna murder all your kids.” and my favorite: “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, go jump off the GWB.” (That’s the G eorge W ashington B ridge for those not in the know.) Plus 25. I’m certainly not wishing bodily harm on anyone but if I never had to lay eyes on Kim D again it would still be too soon. On the flip side we got to watch the Gorgas and the Wakiles attempt a sexy strip tease. Minus 15 because doing it with the other couple watching was just plain weird…and Rich really did look like someone shot him in the leg. Caroline appeared to be far away from all the fun. The problem was that even Albert was questioning her motives for staying in Hoboken. Minus 13 . It’s hard to convince anyone she’s not doing it to be closer to her kids. And on a side note…why did the Guidices need to make 800 lbs of sausage. Doesn’t that seem a little excessive? But it looks like the whole gang will be heading to a castle in the mountains next week. Is it a retreat, an intervention, or a ticking time bomb? Tune back in to find out. Episode total = -40! Season total = -237!
Standing well over 6′ tall, with an athletic frame and impeccably coiffed hair, Richard Armitage the silhouette screams matinee idol , which makes it all the more impressive that Richard Armitage the person screams “Dwarf!” But, then, this isn’t your older brother’s axe wielding, pipe smoking, occasionally tossed comic relief. As Thorin Oakenshield, the leader of a band of not so merry dwarves looking to reclaim their ancestral homeland from the ravages of the dragon Smaug in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey , Armitage takes his first bold, steely-eyed, heroic steps into the world of Middle Earth, embodying with method exactness the badass anti-hero of J.R.R. Tolkien’s original. Before that, though… a little bit of fun. Armitage recently sat down with Movieline in New York City where he revealed the physicality of being a dwarf, his facility for speaking in tongues, his hard fought battle scars, and the number one reason you should always answer an interrupting telephone. Movieline: Here’s what we can do. We can do the entire interview in Khuzdul [the fictional language created by J.R.R. Tolkien for the dwarves of Middle Earth]. Khuzdul! Do you speak dwarvish? I speak some dwarvish. Do you speak it fluently? There isn’t really that much [in The Hobbit ]. Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu! No. You can’t fool me. That’s from Lord of the Rings .* Do you know dwarf sign language? [Huge laughter from Armitage as he crosses one forearm perpendicularly over the other, giving an especially vigorous non-dwarf signal.] Yes, any dwarf could understand that. But, no, this is a real thing. Tolkien made dwarf sign language because, you know, it’s too loud to talk in the mines. Actually, we did work with Terry Notary and we did work on a kind of sign language. That scene in Bag End where Dwalin head butts Balin as a dwarf greeting — it’s a visceral, physical greeting. The language implies [physicality] as well. Physical sort of found its way into the vocal for me. Physical as in changing your body? Is there a physical choreography to being a dwarf? A way to walk? It’s sort of informed by the skeleton of these creatures because they’re not really human. Their center of gravity is much lower, their torsos longer — which was really tough for me because I’m the other way around. I’ve got really long legs and a short body. So all of my belts were down here on my hips, and slowly they work their way up to where your waist is. I was constantly having to pull them down. There were other things we worked on — chewing up the ground as you walk. You know, when a dwarf starts running it takes a long time to stop. They’re very heavy, very stooped trains. They can’t stop immediately. Like, they’ll crash through a wall. Their bone structure is heavy and solid. And those huge boots, which I think are going to be a big fashion statement next year. Why not a trend following all these hot dwarves? [Laughs] Oh yeah, we were baking! Dwarves baking wasn’t what I think these websites that listed ‘hot dwarves’ were thinking. Was there ever advice or conversation with John Rhys Davies [who played Gimli the dwarf in Lord of the Rings ]? No. Was there something in his performance that you ever looked at? No. He came to visit and said hello. But we started from scratch. With this dwarf physicality, were you able to escape unscathed from all these battle scenes? I put my tooth through my lip when we were shooting the Battle of Azanulbizar. You see Thorin fighting six orcs. And we choreographed it on the ground and then filmed it on platforms so everything gets higher by about two feet. I actually smacked myself in the face with the shield and had this huge swollen lip that was bleeding down my neck. I was so angry at myself. You know when you hit yourself? I was so bloody angry. And then Andy [Serkis] came and showed me a mirror. I was like, ‘Oh God.’ He said, ‘Do you want to carry on?’ I said, ‘Yeah, cause it looks good.’ It looked really good. It looked really kind of real. In the original film, both Elijah [Wood] and Andy [Serkis] were able to take props home. If I go to your house will I see Ocarist above the mantle? You have Ocarist in the umbrella stand. Cause I want to be able to pick it up. You also have the shield in the kitchen drawer. And on the wall you have the map and key. I’ve got the full kit. The only thing I wanted was the key. But I was very kindly — [Armitage is cut off when the phone in the hotel room where we are conducting the interview rings, interrupting us.] Do you need to answer that? Maybe I should. It’s Sauron. You can tell by his ring.
Holy Macross, the first trailer for Guillermo Del Toro’s Pacific Rim is here, and I can’t believe what I’m seeing! Dimensional rifts, enormous monsters, and sweet sweet giant mechs battling it out over the streets of a large city while the helpless populace flees. Someone finally figured out how to update the kaiju genre without ruining it. Glory be! I’ve been keeping my powder dry on this since Del Toro isn’t always 100 percent successful making films that live up to his vision, but you know what? Done. I’m now an extreme religious fundamentalist for Pacific Rim . Watch this trailer and you will be too: “Today, we are canceling the apocalypse!” What a line, and considering the timing of the trailer, what a lovely middle finger to everyone ruining your Facebook feed with nonsense about Mayan calendar realignment. Pacific Rim looks like it lacks even a shred of knowing campiness or edgy BS; it just coasts on a sincere awesomeness of the sort we haven’t really seen since the ’70s, only with funding. It’s The Space Giants with humans controlling the robots! It’s Robot Jox with a budget. It’s the live action Robotech* movie we’ve been dreaming of since the ’80s. It’s anything you want it to be because it loves you more than anyone else ever could, and will probably send you your favorite cupcakes on your birthday. * Yes, we know Robotech was cobbled together from Macross , Mospeda and Southern Cross . If you claim to have seen any of them before you saw Robotech and you aren’t from Japan, I don’t believe you. Pacific Rim hits theaters July 12, 2013. RELATED ARTICLES: Pacific Rim: The Characters and Robotic ‘Engineering Feats’ of Guillermo Del Toro’s Monster Sci-Fi Pic Idris Elba Suits Up in First Image from Guillermo Del Toro’s Pacific Rim Guillermo Del Toro on Pacific Rim Monsters and the Demise of At the Mountains of Madness Ross Lincoln is a LA-based freelance writer from Oklahoma with an unhealthy obsession with comics, movies, video games, ancient history, Gore Vidal, and wine. Follow him on twitter (@rossalincoln). Follow Movieline on Twitter .
When Prince William and his RAF Search and Rescue squadron are done flying helicopters over the mountains and sea of North Wales … there’s always Call of Duty 2: Black Ops . William revealed his enjoyment of the game on his revamped website, which includes a new photo feature on the man known simply as Flight Lieutenant Wales. In William’s new gallery , he can be seen making the bed he naps in away from wife Kate Middleton during 24-hour shifts, working at a computer, in meetings and more. His current tour ends in late 2013 and, like all crew members, he is set to make a decision before the end of the year about whether to sign on for another few years. On Wednesday, even more new images will be published – this time Prince William and Kate Middleton pictures taken during their recent trip to the jungle of Borneo. Prince Harry naked may also make an appearance. Kidding.
Following the shocking news that David Petraeus resigned yesterday as director of the CIA due to an extramarital affair, news outlets have now confirmed the woman at the heart of that scandal: Paula Broadwell, the former chief of U.S. Central Command’s biographer. A Harvard graduate, Broadwell spent a great deal of time with Petraeus while doing research for “All In: The Education of General David Petraeus.” She wrote and talked about the unlimited access she was granted for the book, which included running in the mountains of Afghanistan with the General. Broadwell is a native of North Dakota and was valedictorian of her high school. She currently resides in Charlotte with her husband and has two children. An FBI investigation reportedly uncovered evidence that Broadwell and Petraeus were involved romantically. The former has yet to make a statement, while the latter handed his letter of resignation to President Obama yesterday. Petraeus has been married for 37 years and also has two kids with his wife, Holly. He entered civilian life as the head of the CIA in 2011, following nearly four decades as a decorated military officer.
Everything is connected in Cloud Atlas , a few things more directly than others: actor Jim Sturgess portrays one heroic, kind-hearted soul through its evolution from a seafaring 19th century lawyer to a Korean freedom fighter in the futuristic Neo Seoul, many lifetimes (and some controversy-courting Asian make-up) later. When he first read the script, adapted from David Mitchell’s novel by Lana & Andy Wachowski and Tom Tykwer , Sturgess understandably had some questions. For starters: Why? “I had a million questions,” Sturgess admitted in a chat with Movieline about Cloud Atlas , which required him to play multiple characters — including the sci-fi hero Hae-Joo Chang, disguised under make-up that set critics abuzz — linked by the same soul. “Like, why would you want me to play an Asian man in your film? What reason did they have — and was that going to be okay?” The very idea of eternal souls traveling from one mortal identity to the next forms the backbone of Cloud Atlas , which waves away those raised eyebrows fairly quickly. Many of the cast play against gender, ethnicity, and even age in the film, though the person underneath always remains crucially recognizable. In the film’s Neo Seoul segment, set in the year 2144, Sturgess turns in some of his finest work to date — nearly unrecognizable under his futuristic Asian make-up, and the better for it — as Chang, a determined rebel operative who falls for his clone charge ( Doona Bae ) and helps her change the fate of humanity. Sturgess spoke with Movieline about his Cloud Atlas soul, the extended Spaghetti Western-style fight scene that didn’t make the final film, his first outing as a bona fide action star, his upcoming sci-fi romance Upside Down , and Electric Slide , an ’80s-set true crime tale by first time feature director Tristan Patterson ( Dragonslayer ) that he’s filming now in Los Angeles. When Cloud Atlas first came to you, when you first read the script, did you feel an instant connection to the material? Did you think, ‘This role must be mine’? It was kind of weird, actually. I was sent the script and was told they were maybe interested in me to play these two parts, Adam Ewing and Chang, which was pretty confusing. I didn’t understand what it was all about. So I read the script — it was while I was shooting another film so it was pretty rare, normally you’re so focused on what you’re doing that you don’t really read other scripts — but it arrived, and it was sort of just sitting in my hotel room where I was filming, and it just said “Andy Wachowski & Lana Wachowski & Tom Tykwer,” and I thought, this looks interesting. Eventually I couldn’t help but to just have a little peek, and I ended up reading the whole script. Then I met with Andy and Lana who came to London and they asked if it was something I’d be interested in doing. They hadn’t chosen me, I guess they were meeting other people, but we just had a meeting about the ideas. I had a million questions. Like, why would you want me to play an Asian man in your film? What reason did they have — and was that going to be okay? That is an interesting and important question with your portrayal of Hae-Joo Chang — one I think the film itself answers as it explores the boundaries of identity. I hope so. When it first came out that Cloud Atlas would be blurring the lines of ethnicity, the internet had some very heated discussions. Rightly so. I totally understand where it comes from. But yeah, you don’t get the full picture unless you watch the film, so just to get it from the trailer or the images that were put online could be jarring for some people. Which I understand. What were some of the bigger questions you initially had for Lana and Andy? I was just like, ‘Explain to me why I would be playing this character,’ and they explained to me the idea of the souls — that whoever was to play Adam Ewing, it was necessary, absolutely necessary, that that soul develops into the Hae-Joo Chang story. Because essentially they’re telling very similar stories, just in different paths, and Hae-Joo Chang is a progression of a soul, like Adam Ewing, who made very unconscious decisions of human kindness because it was in his make up to know right from wrong. But he had no idea he would change the course of human history. Then there’s someone like Hae-Joo Chang, who is battling the same idea of repression but in a more futuristic landscape but making very clear conscious decisions; he knows what he will do and that what he will achieve with Sonmi will alter the course of human existence. I like the idea of approaching it as an actor playing a soul through multiple lifetimes rather than simply individual characters. And there was a reason for absolutely everything. That’s what was so exciting. It wasn’t just, we want you to play this because it will be cool — no, this is the reason, this is your journey of your soul and this is how it maps out, what it represents. And, you know, Tom Hanks’ represents something very different, and Halle’s character represents something very different for her. Tom Hanks said he had a lot of fun trying to kill you. I know he did, I was there! [Laughs] I didn’t have so much fun having him try to kill me each day. He’s a force of nature, that guy. It was amazing just to meet him and work with him. How did you feel about becoming, in Cloud Atlas ‘s Neo Seoul segment, a bona fide action star for the first time — and not only that, but a Wachowski action star? It felt pretty cool, I’ve got to say! There were moments, little “pinch me” moments, just standing there clutching a gun, flying a space motorbike, knowing you were being looked after by the Wachowskis. They did make you look pretty cool. Or maybe that was you. [Laughs] No, it was all them! But it was cool knowing it could be such a sci-fi experience within a bigger film. It was just a piece of a bigger picture. Doona Bae is such a revelation in Cloud Atlas , partly because we haven’t seen her before in an American film and speaking English but also because when you think of this film, the idea of a relative unknown stealing the spotlight from the famous Hollywood “movie stars” falls right in line with the larger themes. How did you two develop your onscreen chemistry, that connection that binds your characters? I was really nervous to work with her because I was just told that she was a Korean actress who spoke very limited English. You would be amazed at how much her English has progressed since we first met. I’m so proud of her that she could do a press junket really not even using a translator. But we met and even though there was a huge language barrier, we got on instantly. Within five minutes of meeting I knew we were going to get on really well, because she’s got an awesome sense of humor. And the language barrier almost brought us closer together, in a weird way. Instead of being able to talk, we had to sort of try to make each other laugh a lot because it was our only way of connecting. So we’d just mess around most of the time. [Laughs] We grew really close. And you know, it’s about the process of making a film. I grew very protective of her in a strange way — she was so out of her regular comfort zone and she was all on her own, didn’t speak much English at all, and she was in a foreign city… I sort of felt duty-bound to look after her a little bit. We just had a lot of fun. You got a chance to play around with a Scottish accent in one of the film’s more broadly comical scenes, in which you actually get to smash Hugo Weaving over the head during a bar fight. That was cool! They cut that scene down a lot, actually. I mean, I understood why they had to. We actually rehearsed this giant kind of Spaghetti Western bar fight, and there were whole scenes where I was doing shots of whiskey and punching someone, then doing another shot of whiskey and punching someone. I was throwing people over my head! But obviously, it’s a big four-hour movie and they had to start shaving it down. Maybe the eventual director’s cut or extended cut will have all four hours intact so we can see this fight. I hope so! It was fun. I liked doing it. As it happens you have another science fiction romance story coming out — Upside Down , with Kirsten Dunst . What do you think it is that’s drawn you to sci-fi and to so many romantic figures of late? Each choice is sort of a reaction to the last thing you’ve made, and I had just done a film called The Way Back , which was a grueling, really bleak and difficult shoot — it was life-changing and amazing in so many different ways, but it was tough. It was all outdoors, no studio work. No comfort. We were out in the mountains of Bulgaria and the deserts of the Sahara, and it was really, really hard work. So the next script, I didn’t want to do anything like that at all. I’d just had that experience and I thought, what can I do that’s completely opposite to that? Then Upside Down kind of landed on my lap and it was this great, fun love story with this great idea of these two worlds, very much a CGI film but in a cool and artistic kind of way. So I thought, cool — I’ll go for that. I’m a fan of Kirsten Dunst and I knew she was going to be playing the girl, so I was really excited that they asked me to do that. I’m not necessarily drawn to science fiction stuff — I guess One Day was very much a love story, but the draw of that was to play one character that you’d stay with over 20 years, and I thought the character of Dexter was interesting. You seem like something of a natural born romantic. [Laughs] Maybe, I don’t know! There’s another project you’re about to start; how would you describe Electric Slide ? [The film, about Eddie Dodson — the ” New York Yankees Bandit ” — was previously set to star Ewan McGregor .] It’s a film called Electric Slide with a first time director called Tristan Patterson — it’s a true story, and set in the 1980s. It’s a cool period! I have to grow a mustache for it, that’s why I have the beard. Totally ‘80s, in a cool way though. Hopefully it’ll look great. I get to rob some banks! Previously: Korean Star Doona Bae On Sonmi-451 And Her Crossover Journey To ‘Cloud Atlas’ Read more on Cloud Atlas , in theaters Friday . Follow Jen Yamato on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
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This is some pretty interesting stuff as far as genealogy goes, but the reaction of these Appalachian folk goes to show — some folks will do anything not to be “Black”. Race mixing goes WAY back, so how were these people SURPRISED to find out they were of African heritage? For those of you unfamiliar with the mountainous region between Tennessee and Virginia, the area has historically been home to a group of dark-skinned Appalachian residents once known derisively as the Melungeons. While the origins of these people has been contested on several occasions, it was primarily speculated they were descended from Portuguese explorers, Turkish slaves or Gypsies. But guess what. DNA don’t lie and a new study shows these people come from African men and White women. Yep. Something that was considered criminal back in the day actually happened often enough that a whole community was formed that included a bloodline that was pretty much explained by folklore. Here are the details: Now a new DNA study in the Journal of Genetic Genealogy attempts to separate truth from oral tradition and wishful thinking. The study found the truth to be somewhat less exotic: Genetic evidence shows that the families historically called Melungeons are the offspring of sub-Saharan African men and white women of northern or central European origin. And that report, which was published in April in the peer-reviewed journal, doesn’t sit comfortably with some people who claim Melungeon ancestry. “There were a whole lot of people upset by this study,” lead researcher Roberta Estes said. “They just knew they were Portuguese, or Native American.” Beginning in the early 1800s, or possibly before, the term Melungeon (meh-LUN’-jun) was applied as a slur to a group of about 40 families along the Tennessee-Virginia border. But it has since become a catch-all phrase for a number of groups of mysterious mixed-race ancestry. In recent decades, interest in the origin of the Melungeons has risen dramatically with advances both in DNA research and in the advent of Internet resources that allow individuals to trace their ancestry without digging through dusty archives. G. Reginald Daniel, a sociologist at the University of California-Santa Barbara who’s spent more than 30 years examining multiracial people in the U.S. and wasn’t part of this research, said the study is more evidence that race-mixing in the U.S. isn’t a new phenomenon. “All of us are multiracial,” he said. “It is recapturing a more authentic U.S. history.” Estes and her fellow researchers theorize that the various Melungeon lines may have sprung from the unions of black and white indentured servants living in Virginia in the mid-1600s, before slavery. They conclude that as laws were put in place to penalize the mixing of races, the various family groups could only intermarry with each other, even migrating together from Virginia through the Carolinas before settling primarily in the mountains of East Tennessee. Claims of Portuguese ancestry likely were a ruse they used in order to remain free and retain other privileges that came with being considered white, according to the study’s authors. The study quotes from an 1874 court case in Tennessee in which a Melungeon woman’s inheritance was challenged. If Martha Simmerman were found to have African blood, she would lose the inheritance. Her attorney, Lewis Shepherd, argued successfully that the Simmerman’s family was descended from ancient Phoenicians who eventually migrated to Portugal and then to North America. Writing about his argument in a memoir published years later, Shepherd stated, “Our Southern high-bred people will never tolerate on equal terms any person who is even remotely tainted with negro blood, but they do not make the same objection to other brown or dark-skinned people, like the Spanish, the Cubans, the Italians, etc.” In another lawsuit in 1855, Jacob Perkins, who is described as “an East Tennessean of a Melungeon family,” sued a man who had accused him of having “negro blood.” In a note to his attorney, Perkins wrote why he felt the accusation was damaging. Writing in the era of slavery ahead of the Civil War, Perkins noted the racial discrimination of the age: “1st the words imply that we are liable to be indicted (equals) liable to be whipped (equals) liable to be fined … “ Later generations came to believe some of the tales their ancestors wove out of necessity. Jack Goins, who has researched Melungeon history for about 40 years and was the driving force behind the DNA study, said his distant relatives were listed as Portuguese on an 1880 census. Yet he was taken aback when he first had his DNA tested around 2000. Swabs taken from his cheeks collected the genetic material from saliva or skin cells and the sample was sent to a laboratory for identification. “It surprised me so much when mine came up African that I had it done again,” he said. “I had to have a second opinion. But it came back the same way. I had three done. They were all the same.” In order to conduct the larger DNA study, Goins and his fellow researchers – who are genealogists but not academics – had to define who was a Melungeon. In recent years, it has become a catchall term for people of mixed-race ancestry and has been applied to about 200 communities in the eastern U.S. – from New York to Louisiana. Among them were the Montauks, the Mantinecocks, Van Guilders, the Clappers, the Shinnecocks and others in New York. Pennsylvania had the Pools; North Carolina the Lumbees, Waccamaws and Haliwas and South Carolina the Redbones, Buckheads, Yellowhammers, Creels and others. In Louisiana, which somewhat resembled a Latin American nation with its racial mixing, there were Creoles of the Cane River region and the Redbones of western Louisiana, among others. The latest DNA study limited participants to those whose families were called Melungeon in the historical records of the 1800s and early 1900s in and around Tennessee’s Hawkins and Hancock Counties, on the Virginia border some 200 miles northeast of Nashville. The study does not rule out the possibility of other races or ethnicities forming part of the Melungeon heritage, but none were detected among the 69 male lines and 8 female lines that were tested. Also, the study did not look for later racial mixing that might have occurred, for instance with Native Americans. Goins estimates there must be several thousand descendants of the historical Melungeons alive today, but the study only examined unbroken male and female lines. The origin of the word Melungeon is unknown, but there is no doubt it was considered a slur by white residents in Appalachia who suspected the families of being mixed race. “It’s sometimes embarrassing to see the lengths your ancestors went to hide their African heritage, but look at the consequences” said Wayne Winkler, past president of the Melungeon Heritage Association. “They suffered anyway because of the suspicion.” The DNA study is ongoing as researchers continue to locate additional Melungeon descendants. Fascinating stuff right? Or is it even that deep? Source