It’s that time of year again when I get sloppy hammered at all kinds of Christmas parties and celebrity hotties all head south for a sexy holiday beach vacations. I love it. Here’s former supermodel Cindy Crawford hitting the sunny sands in her well hidden bikini. She obviously still looks pretty hot so I don’t know why she’s so covered up, I guess at her age she’s afraid of those sun wrinkles I see advertised all the time during Jeopardy . What a shame.
Here’s Stacy Keibler hanging out with that old dude from ER . I think his name is George Clooney, down in Mexico somewhere showing off her luscious long legs. I can’t believe this guy, not only does he get Stacy’s long legs wrapped around him whenever he wants, but he gets his own golf cart?!! WTF? Whenever I go to Mexico all I get is explosive diarrhea. *Vote for Stacy Keibler in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll
This is exactly what I wanted to see today, some hottie hanging out in her bikini dressed up like Santa Claus. I’m not really all that into Christmas, but this kind of thing I could get behind. Here’s Leilani Dowding strutting her stuff on the beach in a skimpy little holiday bikini. Her body is perfect, I love that tight little belly of hers. Amazing. I want to eat off that thing, and not something easy like sushi or fruit, something like a hot chicken sandwich with extra gravy. Delicious.
For those of you who’ve ever wondered if or how Xenu factors into the more conventional holiday season, along comes this dispatch from the Church of Scientology: “Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard honored the great religious leaders of the past for the wisdom they brought to the world, writing that Scientology shares ‘the goals set for Man by Christ, which are wisdom, good health and immortality.’ It is in this spirit that Scientologists celebrate the holiday season, whether Christmas, Hanukah [ sic ], Kwanzaa or any other religious or cultural tradition. In an annual tradition beginning in 1983 when Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard provided a 60-foot Christmas tree as a gift to the people of Hollywood, Winter Wonderland holiday village is erected each year on Hollywood Boulevard as a service to the community.” Annnnd now I can’t get “Frosty the Thetan” out of my head. [Press release]
Since I’m rational, Christmas puts me in the mood for nostalgia and cartoonish violence. Accordingly, I’m torqued to explore one of the sweetest and most carnage-laden celebrations of the yuletide, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York . Chris Columbus’s unthinkably successful box office hit ($173,585,516 in the U.S. alone) reunites us with Kevin McCallister, pits him against bumbling baddies Harry and Marv, and even trots out an extra Oscar-winner for our ironic amusement. Did I mention that it’s sometimes more violent than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ? Because I wouldn’t be lying about that. I also wouldn’t be lying when I say this is a totally stupid movie that should come standard with every American home.
Will the hate ever cease? See that picture? It’s the Obama Christmas card. Seems harmless enough, right? Of course, the people at Faux news had some words about it. SMH. The official White House holiday card makes no mention of the word ‘Christmas’ and instead focused on Bo the First Dog based on the wishes of the First Family. “From our family to yours, may your holidays shine with the light of the season,” read the inside of the card, featuring the presidential seal. The front of the card features Bo the First Dog lounging by a fireplace. Holiday greenery is draped over the fireplace mantle. Holiday presents are placed on a table underneath a poinsettia – instead of a Christmas tree. And Sarah Palin dug herself up from under some washed up basketball player’s pumps to offer this stupidity: “It’s odd…American foundational values illustrated and displayed on Christmas cards and on a Christmas tree…It’s just a different way of thinking coming out of the White House.” Um…so…NO President has said “Christmas” on a card in 100 years! But that doesn’t matter with Faux News. Just let the Obamas enjoy Christmas. More On Bossip! Regular Old Thang: Stars That Married Regular People…Did It Work? Keep Your Mouth Shut: The Biggest Snitches Of All Time Exclusive: Slim Thug (@SlimThugga) On LeToya Luckett Questions, His Homemade Adult Film Collection And #OccupyHipHop Vanessa Vs. The World: How Does The Former Mrs. Bryant Stack Up Against His Alleged Mistresses
‘We’re working on definitely the ‘Take Care’ video,’ Drizzy reveals to MTV News. By Rob Markman, with reporting by Felicia “The Poetess” Morris Drake Photo: MTV News To Drake , Take Care is the story of a kid who goes from wide-eyed Toronto dreamer to rap royalty. But while Drizzy has painted that picture through songs on his sophomore set, the Young Money star hopes to roll out more visuals in support of the album’s narrative, and he has big plans for one video in particular. We’ve already seen “Marvins Room” and “Headlines,” the Lil Wayne-assisted “The Motto” is already in the can , and when MTV News caught up with him backstage at the Power 106 Cali Christmas Concert , Drizzy Drake revealed he’s set to shoot a clip for the title track with Rihanna. “It’s a project where I think visuals are called for, for a lot of those records,” he said. “So we’re working on definitely the ‘Take Care’ video, which we’re trying to get shot soon and a couple of other ones, too, off the album.” Drake, who can now hoist another platinum plaque for Take Care, wouldn’t dish on the treatment or concept for the video, but he has high expectations for it. “I want to make it perfect — the best video I’ve done to date — so I’m just taking my time,” he said. The Jamie xx-produced “Take Care,” with its pounding bass drum and sparse piano melody, tells the story of two lovers ready to leave behind their sketchy pasts in favor of a fruitful relationship together. Drake and Rih’s real-life fling (one the rapper addressed on 2010’s “Fireworks”) only helps to enhance the song’s appeal. Standing as both an endearing duet and a club banger, it’s the danceable, Gil-Scott Heron-sampling house build toward the end of the song that truly makes it a standout. What other Take Care videos would you like to see Drake shoot? Tell us in the comments! Related Videos MTV News Extended Play: Drake Related Artists Drake Rihanna
Welcome back to the Tournament of THG, where fans vote on the most popular star of 2011! The concept is simple: Pick your favorite of the two stars in each poll. Done. After eight sometimes bruising first round matchups, the quarterfinal round is now underway, with Kate Middleton and Miley Cyrus kicking things off yesterday. Today’s matchup: Kate’s sister, Pippa Middleton, against Robert Pattinson! In round one, Pippa took it to Charlie Sheen, while Rob edged Selena Gomez in a tightly-contested battle. Who will advance to the next round? VOTE below!
Sad sack Teen Mom train wreck Amber Portwood is still behind pars, and to add insult to injury, the Indiana native’s latest mug shot has just been released. Not surprisingly, she doesn’t look too pleased. Amber was arrested Monday after she failed to show up to her latest probation hearing … and authorities sent to Amber’s house found pills in her purse. She couldn’t prove she had a prescription for the pills, resulting in a clear violation of probation and another stint in jail for Portwood. Cue the mug shot: Portwood was on probation after she was convicted of domestic battery for attacking her ex-fiance, Gary Shirley. Amber’s sentence to two years in jail was suspended, provided Portwood stuck to the rules of her probation, which was highly unlikely . After her latest arrest, Amber could end up spending her Christmas behind bars – for the second consecutive year. A court hearing is reportedly set for January 13, and given the circumstances surrounding her case, don’t expect bail to be offered. Oh well. Check out THG’s ever-expanding gallery of celebrity mug shots !
The Waka Flocka Flame affiliate fought with man over stolen piece of candy, Atlanta police say. By Rob Markman Slim Dunkin and Waka Flocka Photo: MTV News Atlanta police are still on the hunt for the man who shot and killed up-and-coming rapper “Slim Dunkin” on December 16, but new disturbing details have emerged in the case. On Tuesday, WSB-TV in Atlanta reported that the Waka Flocka Flame affiliate and Brick Squad Monopoly member was shot in an altercation which began over a stolen piece of candy. “The information we’re getting, it’s unconfirmed, but witnesses are saying this whole thing started over a piece of candy,” homicide detective David Quinn told “Action News” on camera. According to witnesses, Dunkin, born Mario Hamilton, grabbed a piece of candy from another man while inside an Atlanta recording studio, which led to an argument and then a fistfight. The scuffle ended with Slim being shot once in the chest. He was then transported to Grady Hospital, where he was pronounced dead. There were a number of witnesses at the scene, but because police first arrived at the hospital and not the scene of the crime, they didn’t have the opportunity to properly interview all of the people who were present. There will be a public viewing on Thursday at Atlanta’s Willie A. Watkins Funeral Home, located at 1003 Ralph David Abernathy Boulevard, from the hours of 6 p.m. ET to 9 p.m. ET. Dunk was an emerging star in Waka Flocka Flame ‘s Brick Squad Monopoly crew. Aside from key appearances alongside Flocka on his 2010 debut album, Flockaveli, and on Gucci Mane and V-Nasty’s BAYTL LP, Slim was also beginning to make waves as a soloist. This past Halloween the street-bred MC released Menace II Society, a 20-track mixtape that featured Gucci Mane, Roscoe Dash and Pastor Troy. Dunkin’s death has sent waves through the rap community; his close collaborators were undoubtedly hit hard. The day after he was murdered Waka took to Twitter to express his grief. “WISH IT WAS ME … MY F—ING RIGHT HAND IS GONE,” Flocka wrote the day after the murder. The “O Let’s Do It” MC continued to vent over Twitter, writing, “damn I feel dead” and “IM LOST” in reaction to the tragic news. Police are asking anyone with information to come forward and call 404-577-TIPS.
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