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LeAnn Rimes: I’m Not Anorexic, Just Really Tired!

LeAnn Rimes may have lost a ton of weight but the country singer claims it’s not because of anorexia or any other eating disorder – just extreme tiredness. The 30-year-old, who checked into a treatment last August to deal with “stress and anxiety,” has opened up about her drastic weight loss since 2011. “People said I was [anorexic], but I didn’t have a problem with eating . I ate a ton all the time. I could eat my husband under the table!” she tells The Daily Mail . “But I was going through a time when I just wasn’t sleeping,” she adds. “My mind wouldn’t shut off and my heart was breaking.” LeAnn says she is feeling much healthier these days than at her worst, and has a new sense of self-confidence, which she owes in part to her husband. “But it’s nice to have a husband who tells you you’re beautiful all the time,” she says of Eddie Cibrian. “I’ll say, ‘I’ve gained a few pounds,’ and he’ll say, ‘Good!’ “It just gives you another level of confidence. Now I’m secure about my body, although I’m like any other woman and have my moments of self doubt,” she adds. “Being in this business, I’ve noticed that image-wise it’s worse for a woman.” What do you think of LeAnn’s weight comments? What will Brandi Glanville think of them? Share your thoughts with us in the comment section below!

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David Cross Admits: I Snorted Cocaine at White House Correspondents Dinner

David Cross once took a hit of cocaine while sitting just a few feet away from President Barack Obama. The Arrested Development star makes this admission in the March issue of Playboy , referring to the 2009 White House Correspondents Dinner and explaining to the magazine: “I ducked under the table and did it. It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup. It wasn’t about that. It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the President.” The White House Correspondents Dinner is an annual event, hosted by comedians such as Seth Meyers and Stephen Colbert, during which the President lets loose with a joke-laden speech that typically takes aim at opponents such as Donald Trump . Why did Cross make such a daring move during it? For specifically that reason: he and a friend had a wager over who could be the most audacious. Cross doesn’t regret his actions, but he does feel bad about dragging girlfriend Amber Tamblyn into it. “I was her date, her plus-one, and she got dragged through the mud because of what I did,” the actor said. “She had nothing to do with it. She didn’t know I was going to do it. And because of that, she’ll never be invited to the White House again. That’s not cool.” The March issue of Playboy goes on sale this Friday.

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Candace Bailey Lingerie Bullshit for the Nerds of the Day

Attack of the Show must be a huge deal, I mean this video of the poor man’s Sara Jean Underwood, in her lingerie on their official Youtube had all of 3,000 views when I pulled it up…. I guess maybe their audience of virgin losers who masturbate to girls talking their nerd, gamer, tech game isn’t as strong as I assumed, because shit is on TV, and that alone makes you think there must be budget behind the shit, there must be audience, there must be more to it than manipulating nerds with half naked playboy chicks to take their minds off their action figure, comic book collecting weirdos social awkardness, but instead give them hope……. I guess they are trying to viral video strategy of funny, sexy gets views and may give their shitty show a bit of life, but I guess they don’t get the joke in all this is that they are giving their viewers sex tips, as if their viewers have sex…unless it is just an excuse to get this bitch in lingerie…. Either way, we’ve spend too much time on this…time to move along…cuz this shit doesn’t matter….especially when there is so much PORN on the internet…

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Candace Bailey Lingerie Bullshit for the Nerds of the Day

Trying to Look Up Ashley Greene and Nikki Reed’s Skirts of the Day

Nothing like girls in skirts sitting at a good vantage point in front of you…cuz you know there’s always going to be a slip up, no one, no matter how well trained they are, can sit and get up without flashing a little twat….and when they are up on stage…it’s far easy to catch the slip up, then the way I’ve been caught many times trying to do when a bitch is sitting at the same level as you….you know pretending to drop a pen, forced to crawl under the table, is far less subtle way to get flashed… Unfortunaltey, I don’t have any panty pics from this TWILIGHT BULLSHIT EVENT, but I know they are out there, or that the audience did, cuz it’s just science motherfuckers…and sometimes just knowing that is enough to get my fantasy wheels turning, because I’m weird and love when girls let us look up their skirts…knowingly, unknowingly, panties or not. It’s always amazing.

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Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas, Obviously

Madonna really likes Brahim Zaibat . Hydrangeas? Not so much. Right before a press event for her new film W.E. at the Venice Film Festival, a fan presented the Queen of Pop with a branch of blossoming purple hydrangea. Madonna thanked the fan, but didn’t realize she was being taped when she quickly put the thing under the table, leaned over to some unknown person and said: “I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn’t know that.” Madonna Loathes Hydrangeas For real. Consider this a cautionary tale brought to you by THG and whoever filmed this incident. Don’t make this same mistake, fans. You’ve been warned.

Late Night Highlights: Watch Zac Efron Bungee Jump; Remember Steve Carell’s Mail-Carrier Days

If you were drinking every time that Zac Efron called Jay Leno “dude” or “man” during last night’s Tonight Show segment, then you are probably nursing a heck of a hangover this morning. Among the other late night segments you may have missed while drinking yourself under the table: Susan Sarandon and Chelsea Handler tested out their ping pong innuendo, Nicolas Cage remembered his devastating prom night and Steve Carell recalled his days as a deficient mail carrier.

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Late Night Highlights: Watch Zac Efron Bungee Jump; Remember Steve Carell’s Mail-Carrier Days

I’d Like To Get A Peace Of Angel Porrino

I don’t know a whole lot about this Angel Porrino woman, I believe she’s one of the skanky chicks from Holly Madison’s new reality show, but she seems like a fine young lady. The kind of girl I could bring home to meet Mom & Dad over a nice Sunday dinner and then Dad and I could take pictures up her skirt under the table with the cameras taped to our shoes. Come on! Look at her, she’s not going to give a crap, she’s posing with her tit hanging out licking her fingers. I’m sure it wouldn’t be the first time she’s had pictures of her lady parts taken without her knowledge.

Tila Tequila is reportedly dating Black Eyed Peas star Will.i.am.

Tila Tequila, who has proudly proclaimed that her MTV bisexual dating series, A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila , prompted the State of California to legalize gay marriage, is reportedly dating Black Eyed Peas star Will.i.am. The thirty-three year old rapper and his twenty-six year old rumored lover “never let each other’s side” during a May 21st outing at the Maxim Hot 100 Bash in Los Angeles, a Star Magazine insider tattles. “They tried to be secretive and would hold hands under the table. But they were definitely together,” one spywitness spilled. “They kissed each other on the cheek all night!” Source: Popcrunch.com

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Mean Martha Stewart Book Excerpts: Celebrity Edition [Books]

It’s time for more excerpts from 2010’s most backstabbing tell-all book , The Best of Friends [sarcasm!]: Martha and Me by Mariana Pasternak . Today: Martha’s frenemy mocks Martha’s calculating interactions with Anthony Hopkins, Richard Meier, and Billy Tauzin. Mariana Pasternak does not approve of Martha’s humorous insinuation that she would bone Anthony Hopkins only if she enjoyed the cock of serial killers: Mariana Pasternak does not approve of Martha’s jealous behavior when celebrity architect Richard Meier is trying to finger Mariana under the table! Mariana Pasternak does not approve of Martha’s sly political manipulations, either: [Martha, we must reiterate our insistence that you email us your side of the story at once . This lady is actually making us sympathize with you, which is detrimental to our sworn feud .]

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Mitch McConnell’s Date To The Health Care Summit

Safety in numbers. (Mitch's Binky is safely hidden under the table.) The Best Links: via Cajun Boy and a bunch of other people View