Last month, rapper Kevin Gates revealed that he has sex with his cousin in a series of Instagram videos that you really have to see to believe. If you were afraid that Gates wouldn’t be able to top that shocking admission, worry no longer. Here he is talking about the time he kicked a woman out of his house for refusing to have oral sex with his dog: Kevin Gates: Talks Dog Sex Things start off innocently enough (kind of), and for a glorious second, you think this will just be another case of a douchey rapper bragging about one of his sexual conquests. Savor that second, because you can never go back to the innocence you enjoyed before you listened to Kevin Gates talking about trying to get a woman to go down on his dog. “‘I’m not about to suck no dog’s d-ck,'” Gates quotes the woman as saying. “That’s a dog!” Sounds like a pretty reasonable argument to us, but Gates was having none of it: Kevin Gates Explains Women “What’s your sh-t smell like sh-t for?” Gates replied in the witty rhetorical fashion for which he is known. “I don’t get that.” In case you were wondering, “I don’t get that” is apparently some sort of catchphrase for Gates. Yes, the guy who’s best known for having sex with a blood relative and attempting to convince women to fellate his dog apparently often finds himself confused by the actions of others. We don’t get that. 17 Most Intelligent Rappers in the Game 1. Drake View Photo Drake was 2013’s most Tweeted about rapper. He definitely knows a thing or two about social media, and the personal stories behind his songs have made him immensely popular. 2. Jay Z View Photo Jay Z made himself into a mogul instead of just another rapper, which he was one of the best at in his own right. Hov is a pretty smart man (but if he were REALLY smart he’d fix things with Solange … just saying). 3. Lupe Fiasco View Photo Lupe Fiasco’s lyrical topics include terrorism, Islam, prostitution, and religion. But he did do a guest appearance on One Tree Hill, so… 4. Tupac Shakur View Photo Tupac Shakur’s ability to pour his heart into his songs and speak honestly about the world adds him to the list. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Pharrell View Photo Pharrell started out as a rapper before moving into producing and then coming back to the mic. His ability to do it all and do it all well shows his smarts. 6. Andre 3000 View Photo Andre 3000, part of Atlanta’s Outkast, has long been considered one of the smartest rappers in the game. 7. Nas View Photo Part anthropologist, part philosopher, Nas has earned his spot on this list. 8. Mos Def Mos Def, now known as Yasiin Bey, is a versatile talent, a rapper turned actor also famous for his notable role as Brother Sam in Dexter. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Talib Kweli Talib Kweli teamed up with Mos Def to form Black Star, a conscious rap duo who discussed politics in smart, provocative style. 10. Immortal Technique Immortal Technique, a Peruvian rapper raised in Harlem rapped about racism, religion, and class struggle. 11. Ludacris View Photo Ludacris is a rapper, entrepreneur, and actor from Atlanta who is also graduate of Georgia State. He is the co-founder of Disturbing tha Peace, a subsidiary of Def Jam Records. 12. RZA View Photo We could have selected many members of the Wu-Tang Clan, but it all comes back to RZA, the creative and emotional leader of the seminal hip hop collective who produced their epic 36 Chambers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Flavor Flav View Photo Flavor Flav is whacky and seems a bit off his rocker, but he’s also a musical prodigy. 14. Common Common is a rapper and actor from Chicago. In recent years he’s become a prominent voice in hip hop. 15. Del the Funky Homosapien Del the Funky Homosapien is a cousin of Ice Cube who made a name for himself with Heiroglyphics, with solo work, with Gorillaz, and by producing songs featured on video games. 16. Black Thought Black Thought, MC of The Roots, is famous for his live performance skills and his politically charged content. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Young MC “Bust a Move” rapper Young MC was a one-hit wonder, but its hilariously witty lyrics were no accident: He has an economics degree from the University of Southern California. The End. Did you like 17 Most Intelligent Rappers in the Game? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Apparently this Felicity Jones girl is nominated for an Oscar for a movie called “The Theory of Everything”….and not for her breakout role in The Amazing Spiderman 2. I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, met her, had sex with her, so you may be wondering why I am doing a post on her like I have some vested interest in her, or emotional attachment to her, but the reality is that I have nothing better to do with myself, and I figure posting barely sexy pics of 31 year old UK women living in LA making it….is just the best way to spend my time.. I mean she’s hot enough under lighting, make-up and all that other professional photography things, I’m confused why they aren’t showing her body, is she an amputee, bottom heavy, disgusting?…I’m more into raw, real, leaked pics of spread asshole pics to get famous…none of this actually doing a movie that has critical success bullshit…this is the Kardashian era of the selfie….figure it out. Via VIOLET GREY TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Felicity Jones for Violet Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Apparently this Felicity Jones girl is nominated for an Oscar for a movie called “The Theory of Everything”….and not for her breakout role in The Amazing Spiderman 2. I am pretty sure I’ve never heard of her, met her, had sex with her, so you may be wondering why I am doing a post on her like I have some vested interest in her, or emotional attachment to her, but the reality is that I have nothing better to do with myself, and I figure posting barely sexy pics of 31 year old UK women living in LA making it….is just the best way to spend my time.. I mean she’s hot enough under lighting, make-up and all that other professional photography things, I’m confused why they aren’t showing her body, is she an amputee, bottom heavy, disgusting?…I’m more into raw, real, leaked pics of spread asshole pics to get famous…none of this actually doing a movie that has critical success bullshit…this is the Kardashian era of the selfie….figure it out. Via VIOLET GREY TO SEE PICS OF HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE The post Felicity Jones for Violet Grey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
Transgender Woman Shot Dead By Texas College Footballer Player After Finding Out She Was A Man Back in January we posted this story , and at that time detectives were still looking for clues to solve Tyrone Underwood’s murder. Via TylerPaper A Longview man has been arrested for the murder of Tyrone Underwood. Carlton Ray Champion Jr. was arrested Jan. 29 for a probation violation, but was the prime suspect at the onset of the investigation, according to the official affidavit. On Jan. 26, officers found Underwood, 24, of Tyler, dead in his vehicle from multiple gunshot wounds in the 400 block of West 24th Street. Early interviews with people who knew Underwood revealed the two men had been seeing each other for several weeks. During an early police interview, Champion told police he had not spoken with or seen Underwood since 11 p.m. on Jan. 25. The police located cell phone messages between Champion and Underwood the night of the murder that indicated the men wanted to meet after midnight. There was an argument between the two men that ended with Underwood telling Champion he did not want to continue the relationship. Around 2 a.m., the two decided the location of the meeting. Champion became defensive and uncooperative when police asked him about the inconsistencies in his earlier interview. Champion, who police say was attending Texas College, remains in Gregg County jail and faces first-degree murder charges in Smith County. Judge Christi Kennedy signed the arrest warrant and placed a $1 million bond on him. Crazy as it sounds, it’s even crazier how the police cracked the case. According to an affidavit filed in support of the murder arrest warrant, Carlton Ray Champion Jr. became a suspect after Ty Underwood’s roommate, Kedrick Darks, told police Underwood had been dating a man named “Carlton” for several weeks prior to her death. Our news partners at KYTX CBS 19 are reporting that although Darks had no details on the man, a police department employee who knew Underwood said the man played football Texas College. It was at that point that investigators connected the dots and confirmed that Champion, in fact, played football for the school. The detectives said they interviewed Champion, who confirmed that he had been communicating via a service called “Kik” with Underwood, who was going by “Tyra” on the service. They were able to search Champion’s tablet computer and allegedly discovered communications between Champion and Underwood dating back to January 19, 2015. “After reading the text between Champion, Jr. and Underwood, it was clear that the two have had sexual relations with each other,” one detective wrote. The investigation revealed a series of messages between Champion and Underwood on January 25 in which Underwood was angry with Champion for initially agreeing meet in person that night and then backing out. Underwood sent a message saying she no longer wanted to see Champion, to which he allegedly responded: “That’s how it is now, I will make it up.” After that, there was allegedly some additional conversation about where and how they would meet, and whether it would be at Texas College or along a random street. The conversation makes it appear they were to meet on 25th street. Carlton thought he was bout to get some sloppy toppy… One of the detectives interviewed Champion’s father and wrote “[Champion’s father] stated that Carlton Jr. was meeting [Underwood] and thought [Underwood] was female. According to [Champion’s father], Carlton Jr. was supposed to get some type of sexual favor from [Underwood] but realized [Underwood] was a male.” BRUH. Image via Twitter/Police
Marvel Fans Want Miles Morales Played By Donald Glover To Be Next Spiderman Should Donald Glover be the next Spiderman?? Via The Verge reports: Marvel Studios and Sony Pictures brokered one of the biggest deals in cinema history last night. Going forward, Spider-Man will join Captain America and Iron Man as a proud member of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). That this move is a game-changer cannot be understated. After slogging through a botched Sony reboot, audiences can finally expect Spidey, one of the most esteemed — and valuable — superheroes ever created, to take his rightful place beside the Avengers. As Marvel’s statement reads, “Sony Pictures and Marvel Studios share a love for the characters in the Spider-Man universe and have a long, successful history of working together. This new level of collaboration is the perfect way to take Peter Parker’s story into the future.” There’s just one problem: With Andrew Garfield allegedly out, we don’t need Peter Parker at the movies anymore. We need Miles Morales. Who’s Miles Morales? (Minor spoiler alert.) He’s the Spider-Man of Marvel’s Ultimate comics imprint, a half-black, half-Latino 13-year-old who took on the role of Spider-Man after Peter Parker’s death at the hands of the Green Goblin in 2011. He’s also the Spider-Man who deserves a place in the MCU. Now, no one can question that Spider-Man and Peter Parker are inexorably linked and have been for more than half a century. That said, Miles Morales as a character is something fresher, and he’s someone who’s more than just Peter Parker’s successor. It took Parker dying for Miles to take up the mantle, and he has come into his own as a superhero in the years since, complete with a supporting cast and rogues’ gallery that’s grown up and out of Peter’s. He’s lost loved ones and triumphed over adversity just like the original Spidey did, but he’s not at all a carbon copy of what came before. He’s something new, all while being an extension of everything that made Parker great to begin with. But most important is the fact that Miles Morales represents the future of comics, not just of Spider-Man, and that future needs to live on movie screens. It was no accident that the #donald4spiderman campaign gained such momentum back in 2010, right before the first reboot. If you imagined Donald Glover as Spider-Man then, try it again now. If 2012 wasn’t the right moment, now is. Peter Parker doesn’t have to look like a white guy from Forest Hills, Queens. He can be a Black Hispanic kid from Brooklyn, right alongside a kooky Japanese motorcycle racer with a giant robot. The point is, he can be anyone, and we’ll still know that with great power must also come great responsibility. Marvel must know it has a heavy duty when it comes to the people it chooses to play its superheroes. At a time when comics companies are collectively getting better at acknowledging their entire fanbases on the page, they shouldn’t be slow-footed in theaters. And steps have already been made; Fox execs already cast Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm in the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot. Just because they could. Studios should be willing to take these risks, and now’s the time. Whoever Marvel and Sony choose to play Peter Parker in the Marvel Cinematic Universe will get to play one of the finest superheroes out there, likely for years to come, and that’s a tremendous honor. Still, aren’t we ready for something different? Many fans have already thrown hearthrob and A-List actor Donald Glover into the ring to play the next Spidey… Do you think the Marvel Universe is ready for a Black and Hispanic Spiderman?? Hit the flip for more…
A couple days after her family held a vigil to pray for a miracle, sources tell The New York Post that hope has tragically run out for Bobbi Kristina Brown. She will be taken off life support tomorrow, February 11. This marks the three-year anniversary of her mother’s death, and this is not a coincidence: Cissy Houston, Whitney Houston’s mother, has pushed for Bobbi Kristina to pass away on that date in order to “bond mother and daughter for eternity.” Bobbi Kristina Brown: Through Good Times and Bad 1. Bobbi Kristina Snapshot View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown is the only child of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. She was forced to deal with the death of her mother as a young age. 2. Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon View Photo Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon were married, but reportedly estranged at the time of her tragic hospitalization. We hope she is able to beat the odds and recover. 3. Bobbi Kristina Brown’s Husband Nick Gordon View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown’s husband Nick Gordon is supposedly butting heads with her family at the hospital. He is said to be barred from the premises. 4. Bobbi Kristina Brown Selfie View Photo We’re close up and personal with Bobbi Kristina Brown for this Twitter photo. She posted the selfie in July 2014. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Bobbi Kristina Twit Pic View Photo Bobbi Kristina posted this self-portrait to Twitter. The daughter of Whitney Houston has been through a great deal in her life. 6. Whitney and Bobbi Kristina View Photo Whitney Houston is seen here, many years ago, with daughter Bobbi Kristina. Many are now concerned about this 18-year old’s well being. 7. Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina View Photo Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina pose here on the red carpet of a Lifetime premiere party in honor of the latter’s family’s reality show. 8. Bobbi Kristina and Nick Gordon Picture View Photo Bobbi Kristina is dating Nick Gordon. They pose here at the Hollywood premiere of Sparkle. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Nick Gordon and Bobbi View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown and Nick Gordon are engaged! The daughter of Whitney Houston has confirmed the news herself. 10. Bobby Brown and Bobbi Kristina Brown View Photo Bobbi Kristina and Bobby Brown are back together, having buried the hatchet. Great news! 11. Bobbi Kristina Brown, Husband Nick Gordon View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown’s estranged husband, Nick Gordon, has reportedly been banned from visiting her. 12. The Brown/Houston Family View Photo Take a look at the Houston family during better times, as Bobby smiles for the camera along with daughter Bobbi and wife Whitney. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Bobbi Kristina Brown and Whitney View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown says she wants to star in hew own reality show. No way this is a good idea. 14. Bobbi Kristina Brown Baby Bump? View Photo Do you see a baby bump here? This picture of Bobbi Kristina Brown has sparked pregnancy rumors. 15. Bobbi Kristina Brown Photograph View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown poses here at the premiere of Sparkle. It featured her mother’s final big screen performance. 16. Whitney Houston Daughter View Photo Bobbi Kristina has gone through a lot in life. The latest? A major car crash in November 2012. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Bobbi Brown View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown is a rich woman. She stands to inherit $20 million from her late mother. 18. Bobbi Kristina Image View Photo This is a rather extreme close-up of Bobbi Kristina Brown. The teenage has been through a lot in her life. 19. Bobbi Kristina on the Red Carpet View Photo Bobbi Kristina has faced many struggled in her life. We hope Whitney’s daughter can turn it around. 20. Bobbi Kristina Brown Bikini Pic View Photo Is Bobbi Kristina Brown too skinny? Some have seen this photo and believe so. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bobbi Kristina and Bobby Brown View Photo Bobbi Kristina and Bobby Brown have reunited on Father’s Day! Look at that hug. 22. Bobbi Kristina Brown on Stage View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown accepts an award here on behalf of her mother. The troubled teenager has been in the news often since Whitney passed away. 23. Bobbi Kristina Brown and Nick Gordon View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown takes a photo of herself and boyfriend Nick Gordon here and posts the image on Twitter. 24. Bobbi Kristina View Photo Hang in there, Bobbi Kristina Brown. This famous young woman has been through a lot in her life. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Bobbi Kristina Pipe Photo View Photo Bobbi Kristina smoking a pipe. The daughter of Whitney Houston claims she recently quit using drugs. 26. Bobbi Kristina Brown Close-Up View Photo This is close-up of Bobbi Kristina Brown. She’s the only child of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. 27. Bobbi Kristina and Cissy Houston View Photo Pictured here: Whitney Houston’s daughter, Bobbi, and Whitney Houston’s mother Cissy. 28. Bobbi Kristina Brown at Billboard Music Awards View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown accepts a Billboard Music Award here on behalf of her late mother. The teenager has had a rough go of it. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Bobbi Kristina Photo View Photo We really do wish Bobbi Kristina Brown the best. This teenager has struggled mightily since her mom passed away. 30. Bobbi Kristina Picture View Photo Bobbi Kristina sits down here for an interview with Oprah Winfrey. The daughter of Whitney Houston has been going through a lot. 31. Bobbi Kristina Pic View Photo Our thoughts and our prayers are with Bobbi Kristina Brown. This young woman has been through more than anyone should ever have to go through. 32. Bobbi Kristina Brown on Instagram View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown posted this photo to Instagram in October 2014. The young woman has been through a great deal in her life. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like Bobbi Kristina Brown: Through Good Times and Bad? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE: As one would expect, Bobbi Kristina’s loved ones are torn up over the decision, but doctors have assured them there is nothing they can do to help her. They say Bobbi Kristina will never wake up from her medically-induced coma, and that the right thing to do, however painful it is, is to let her go. The 21-year old was found unconscious in a bathtub in her home on January 31. She was hospitalized and has been under physician care ever since. No cause has yet to be determined for the incident, although authorities did reportedly find drugs on the scene after executing a search warrant. A new report, however, claims Bobbi was also found with facial injuries and attention has therefore turned to her estranged husband, Nick Gordon. Those close to the couple say Brown and Gordon fought often, with some even alleging Gordon had recently moved out of the couple’s home. No charges have been filed, but a criminal investigation into Gordon is underway , with police curious about the events leading up to her near-drowning. Whitney Houston (1963-2012): The Greatest Ever 1. Bobbi Kristina Brown and Whitney Houston View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown and Whitney Houston together, before the former passed away in 2012. We wish their family members the best in this difficult, tragic time. 2. Whitney and Bobbi Kristina Picture View Photo Whitney and Bobbi Kristina Brown share a tender moment. We wish their family members nothing but the 3. Bobbi Kristina Brown and Whitney View Photo Bobbi Kristina Brown says she wants to star in hew own reality show. No way this is a good idea. 4. Whitney Houston in 1994 View Photo Whitney Houston stands by a collection of trophies in this photo from 1994. She was quite the talent. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Classic Whitney Houston Pic View Photo This classic photo of Whitney Houston takes us back to 1991. It was snapped when the singer was in NYC for Saturday Night Live. 6. The Brown/Houston Family View Photo Take a look at the Houston family during better times, as Bobby smiles for the camera along with daughter Bobbi and wife Whitney. 7. Whitney and Bobbi Kristina View Photo Whitney Houston is seen here, many years ago, with daughter Bobbi Kristina. Many are now concerned about this 18-year old’s well being. 8. Triumphant Return View Photo Or not at all. Whitney Houston’s performance on GMA’s concert series was pretty terrible. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Whitney Houston Pic View Photo Whitney Houston has had an incredible singing career. But she’s also battled a drug problem for years. 10. Whitney Houston Picture View Photo Whitney Houston used to be a major star. She may have had the best voice on the planet. These days? She’s a sad, seemingly unhealthy version of herself. 11. Poor Whitney View Photo The National Enquirer claims that Whitney Houston is in trouble. She’s supposedly been diagnosed with Emphysema. 12. Cissy Houston and Whitney View Photo This photo is from 1986. It’s of Whitney Houston and her mother, Cissy, who will be writing a memoir about her child. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Whitney and Bobby View Photo This is a very old photo of Whitney Houston kissing Bobby Brown. The couple really did enjoy some happy years together. 14. Whitney on Stage View Photo Whitney Houston takes a bow after a performance here. The artist will be remembered for a long time to come by those who knew her best. 15. Whitney Houston on a Red Carpet View Photo This photo of Whitney Houston was snapped just a few months before she died. It’s just so sad, isn’t it? 16. A Final Image of Whitney Houston View Photo This is one of the final photos of Whitney Houston alive. It was taken as she exited a Hollywood nightclub a day before she died. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Whitney Houston Photograph View Photo The music world is mourning Whitney Houston. She tragically passed away in February 2012, the night before the Grammys. 18. Whitney Houston Photo View Photo Whitney Houston has died. She was just 48. 19. A Whitney Houston Picture View Photo This is Whitney Houston. She is not doing well. 20. R.I.P. Whitney Houston View Photo Our thoughts go out to this icon’s loved ones. Whitney Houston died at the age of 48 in February 2012. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Whitney Houston National Anthem: The Best Ever View Video Let there be no doubt: this is the best rendition of The Star Spangled Banner in the history of professional sports. Take in Whitney Houston’s masterpiece now. 22. Whitney Houston: Her Final Performance View Video The night before she passed away, Whitney Houston went out with friends in Los Angeles. This, therefore, will forever be known as her final singing performance. 23. Kevin Costner Eulogy For Whitney Houston View Video Whitney Houston’s friend and co-star Kevin Costner remembers her at her February 18, 2012 funeral. Watch his full eulogy for the singer here. 24. Whitney Houston – How Will I Know (Official Video) View Video This was the first major hit from Whitney Houston. Watch the official music video for “How Will I Know.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Did you like Whitney Houston (1963-2012): The Greatest Ever? 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Uma Thurman stepped out at a premiere event in New York last night, and is it just us does or she look completely freaking a tad…different? To be clear – it’s not like Uma looks bad here. Quite the opposite. In fact, if we didn’t know the woman in the above photo is supposed to be Uma Thurman, we might be interested in finding out her situation , if ya know what we mean. Not, the problem is that Uma’s got a serious case of Renee Zellweger face going on here, and we can’t help but wonder why. For comparison, here’s Uma just one year ago: Sure, there are rumors that Uma’s dating Quentin Tarantino , so good decisions might not be her strong suit, but what would possess such a naturally gorgeous woman to go under the knife? Especially, when she spent so many years avoiding blades after severing ties with Bill and the rest of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad! (We sometimes confuse movies with real life.) Look, we can understand why Uma might be feeling a bit insecure these days: It’s tough for women in Hollywood over 40; her ex-husband Ethan Hawke is up for an Oscar ; her new boyfriend is the coked-up human version of IMDB…she’s got a lot on her plate. We just hope just hope this new look is the result of an allergic reaction, or some sort of perma-grimace from months of listening to Quentin blather on about forgotten Korean zombie films of the 1950s, and not evidence that this gorgeous icon succumbed to pressure to “fix” her already flawless face. 27 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails 1. Farrah Abraham Lip Injection FAIL Wow. Just wow. Farrah Abraham’s attempt to get lip injections failed so hard, we’re at a loss for words. Watch this be just a shameless ploy to get get on Botched. 2. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Farrah Abraham’s plastic surgery is not exactly a secret. 3. Michael Jackson Plastic Surgery View Photo Not a lot needs to be said about this freak of nature. But come on, what a crazy dude! 4. Alexa Ray Joel Astonishingly, that’s Alexa Ray Joel on the right AND left. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Lisa Rinna, Husband View Photo WOW 6. Lindsay Lohan Lips View Photo They’re not small or non-plump. Good grief lady. 7. Jessica Simpson Lip Injections View Photo Holy crap. Jessica Simpson has looked better. That’s as nicely as we can put it. 8. Bristol Palin Before Plastic Surgery View Photo Well, before she reportedly had plastic surgery, anyway. You have to admit, she looks different than this now. Very different. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Bristol Palin After Plastic Surgery View Photo We don’t know for a fact that Bristol Palin had plastic surgery. But she looks a lot different in the face nowadays. Just saying. 10. Anna Faris Plastic Surgery View Photo Anna Faris’ lips got a little bigger between 2002 and 2008, don’t you think? Is that the only plastic surgery this actress got? 11. Lara Flynn Boyle Photo View Photo Lara Flynn Boyle has had some plastic surgery it would appear. That face? Not looking so natural. 12. Nikki Cox: Bad Plastic Surgery View Photo Good grief, what the hell happened to Nikki Cox’s lips? Ick. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Ashley Horn Plastic Surgery Pics View Photo Ashley Horn shows off her plastic surgery to look like half-sister Lindsay Lohan. That is wrong. Just wrong. 14. Kylie Jenner Lips: Before & After View Photo We don’t know if Kylie Jenner had work done on her lips … but wow. 15. Justin Bieber Fan Plastic Surgery View Photo This Justin Bieber fan got plastic surgery to look like his idol. That is scary, scary stuff. 16. Vienna Girardi Nose Job Pic View Photo Yes, Vienna Girardi got a nose job. Check out the before-and-after shots of the reality star now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Plastic Surgery Cover View Photo Did Kim Kardashian get plastic surgery? The answer to that question is obvious, according to this tabloid cover story. 18. Plastic Surgery Addicts View Photo Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood, Jenelle Evans and Maci Bookout are a bunch of plastic surgery addicts. At least according to this tabloid. 19. Lindsay Lohan Plastic Surgery? View Photo Did Lindsay Lohan get plastic surgery? Look at these then-and-now pics and decide. 20. Ashley Tisdale Nose Job Pics View Photo Ashley Tisdale has a new nose. Job well done, surgeons. Look at the High School Musical star before and after she got all hacked up. The difference is like so obvious. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Heidi Montag Boob Job! View Photo The queen of plastic surgery. It’s shocking how different Heidi Montag used to look and how badly this obsession turned out for her. 22. Heidi Montag Nose Job! View Photo Yup, she had the nose job done too. 23. Heidi Montag Pre-Boob Job View Photo Here’s a full-length shot before she altered her appearance forever. 24. The Princess of Plastic Surgery View Photo And this is what happened. Unreal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jenelle Evans Before Boob Job View Photo Jenelle Evans poses in a bikini before getting a boob job. What a cute girl … is something you might think if you didn’t know her. 26. Jenelle Evans’ Boob Job View Photo Check out the results of Jenelle Evans’ boob job … according to some talented photoshop artists at least. We’re not sure if this pic is authentic … but then again neither is that rack. 27. Tara Reid: The Plastic Surgery Debacle View Photo Yes, she’s pretty up front about it. Her chest is pretty up front most of the time, too. The End. Did you like 27 Heinous Celebrity Plastic Surgery Fails? 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When you hear the name Johnny Cash, you probably think of the rugged, gravel-voiced Man in Black who was as well-known for his hard-partying ways as for his timeless contributions to the world of country music. But apparently, beneath that rough exterior beat the heart of a true romantic, because when Cash wasn’t penning tunes about shooting men just to watch them die, he was composing love letters that would make the badass inmate at Folsom get a little misty. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a British insurance company commissioned a poll to determine the greatest love letter of all time. Despite some stiff competition from the likes of poet John Keats and Henry VIII (?!), Cash came out on top with this mash note for his wife June Carter Cash, written on her birthday in 1994: If it just got a little too dusty in here for you to make out the text, here’s what Cash had to say to his longtime love: “We get old and we get used to each other. We think alike. We read each others minds. We know what the other wants without asking. Sometimes we irritate each other a little bit. Maybe we sometimes take each other for granted. “But once in a while, like today, I meditate on it and realize how lucky I am to share my life with the greatest woman I ever met. You still fascinate and inspire me. You influence me for the better. You’re the object of my desire, the #1 Earthly reason for my existence. I love you very much.” Yeah, feel free to crib that one word-for-word if you’re at a loss for what to scribble in your last-minute Hallmark card, fellas. Makes Michael Jordan’s love letters sound like the lunatic ramblings of a man driven to insanity by the thought that he might one day own the Charlotte Bobcats. The 2005 film Walk the Line memorably depicted June and Johnny’s romance, but this letter gives us a sense of what really kept the First Couple of Country Music united throughout their many ups and downs. So steal from Mr. Cash, if you can. Whatever you do, don’t take any cues from the unbelievably awkward Valentine’s Day cards in the gallery below: 17 Awkwardest Valentine’s Day Cards 1. Modern Love View Photo This is what long-term relationships aspire to be like in the age of the iPhone. 2. Commitment is Scary View Photo Let’s just put that out there at the onset before we get too serious. 3. We’re a Thing View Photo Who needs labels? I’m glad we’re a thing, whatever that thing might be. 4. #webothhatethesamestuff View Photo Nothing sums up a match made in heaven than a hashtag acknowledging mutual dislike for the same things. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Obsessed With You View Photo I’m obsessed with you. But I know that sounds kind of weird, so I swear it’s non-creepy. 6. I Love You and Cats View Photo Because relationships come and go, but cats are forever. 7. You Auto-Complete Me View Photo You don’t just complete me. You complete me so obviously that a search engine knows it instantly. 8. You’re Okay View Photo You’re okay on Valentine’s Day. The ultimate vote of confidence. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Three Words, Eight Letters View Photo It’s not always easy to say “I love you” … in fact most of the time it can be excruciating. 10. More Than Pizza View Photo If you love someone more than pizza, he or she must be a keeper … because PIZZA!! 11. There’s a Card For Everything View Photo This Valentine’s Day card may be really specific, but if you’re in this situation, how perfect is it?! 12. Pause-Worthy View Photo I would pause my game for you, which means you must be really special. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. You Are Not Bad View Photo A perfect Valentine’s Day message for someone who doesn’t totally suck at life. 14. I Like Like You View Photo I more than just like you. I like like you. If that makes any sense. 15. Kanye Loves Kanye View Photo Kanye loves Kanye, a lot, and I love you almost to that ridiculously high degree. 16. I Heart You, Asterisk View Photo I heart you … but with a fairly long and involved disclaimer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Taking it Slow View Photo The ever-popular “let’s take things slow” V-Day card, with hilarious Internet Explorer analogy. The End. Did you like 17 Awkwardest Valentine’s Day Cards? If so, please share: Share on Facebook Tweet on Twitter Email a Friend Pin on Pinterest Want more? Get more content like this delivered to your inbox for FREE:
Bruce Jenner Confirms He’s On Hormones Even though it’s all but been confirmed that Bruce Jenner is on his way to womanhood , his tragic 4-car pileup over the weekend inadvertently brought the measures he’s taken to achieve his new identity to light. Via PageSix : Bruce Jenner was taking hormones, as part of his gender transition, at the time of Saturday’s deadly car crash near Los Angeles, sources close to the Olympic hero said. The gold medalist made the admission to a health care worker as his blood was being drawn during the ongoing criminal probe, according to a report from Radar Online on Monday. “There is no suggestion that the hormones were a contributing factor in the tragic accident,” a source close to Jenner told the site. When Jenner was asked during the blood draw to detail his medications, the reality TV star said “he was taking a very low dosage of hormones that his doctor had prescribed,” a source told Radar. “Bruce has nothing to hide, and was very cooperative with cops, and appreciated their professionalism. “During the entire process Bruce was obviously very, very shocked and inquiring about the other victims — this has been a total nightmare for him, and Bruce is taking it very, very hard.” The hormones are designed to give Jenner more feminine features in his gradual process of becoming a woman. This special should be interesting when it finally airs…
Kevin Hart Hosts Justin Bieber Roast Kevin Hart is about to dust off those roasting skills once again, this time for reforming “bad boy” Justin Bieber Via TheHollywoodGossip : Kevin Hart will soon give it to Justin Bieber. Hard. The comedian has been tapped to host the upcoming Comedy Central roast aimed at the singer, who is on a mission to turn his reputation around. “I don’t normally do roasts, but I had to step out for my guy Biebs,” Hart said in a statement. “It’s his big 21. It’s about to be Operation: Roast Everyone’s A**.” Last month, the cable network announced Bieber would be the target of its next roast, with the singer playing along excitedly via a pretty funny Tweet: “For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me,” he wrote. “They said only if I provided them w/ more material so for a year now I have worked hard.” That’s for sure! Bieber was arrested multiple times in 2014, for charges ranging from vandalism to assault. From a comedic standpoint, he peaked in a deposition that was released in March. Hmmmm…will you be watching?
